Sacramento's newest power couple: Gavania
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Sacramento's newest power couple: Gavania
Congratulations,Frances! I kind of thought you could do it!
I just remembered Telly Savalis and y'all, I grew up in a weird goddam time
Stripping some outdoor furniture to warsh the upholstery, and you forget how much the inside of chairs smells like butt
The way my wildfire based itchy eyes and sore throat are making me miss smoking
Wtf Kool aid ?! I never would have bought this crap if I knew the sharkleberry fin flavor was artificial sharkleberry fin flavor and not sensibly, sustainably harvested genuine sharkleberry fin. Hashtag do better
I'm the type of guy that finds participating in self-help humiliating, and I am absolutely sweet on Britt Frank and grateful for the part she now plays in my head
Sometimes you think you're pretty inured to some specific shitbag pontificating, and blammo. He says a sentence and you feel your guts drop 3 inches.
Ok, they're not. But I did spend about 2 minutes staring into the middle distance mid-snack
Blue Takis might be too hot!! Thank you, you magnificent bastards
You're going to want to note that down to get credit for prior learning
Under a rights-based political framework states don’t have rights; human beings have rights—states are obligated to uphold them. Therefore any question about a state’s ‘right to exist’ is predicated on a fundamental conceptual incoherence
I'd buy Taub from House
Just wait and see how they shovel to dust when they get an _extremely strongly_ worded letter from the office of Sen Schumer
Rick ssuucckkss
Team Shane all day, but Lori? Come on, man
Seems perfectly reasonable to provide a safe investment vehicle to grandparents and a hedge for businesses, or am I missing something?
I just love the movie Ronin so much. I love it so much
Step 1 is going to be a stem lecture to Republicans and the nation about the necessity of a healthy and vibrant Republican party
Madeleine for 12. Also a top 3 singer in Superstar
I couldn't wait for Friday and the bloodhound gang. Thursday? Last show of the week
Shout out to the announcer who said, "like a girls trip to Cancun, there's no D" #wnba #allstar
We're on pace to score 200 points, so I think we're doing pretty good. -Em Vee Phee
And yet, so many of us are in our feelings about gender confirming procedures. Not even just surgery... I'm pretty sure Vance wouldn't seem like such a lickspittle to so many RW dudes if he wasn't famous for guy liner
He was already like that, though. Seems like getting touch just would have made him Edward Norton in American History X
Sláinte
Trained investigators get suspicious when everything lines up too neatly
You are, of course, correct, and the point of that comment was mainly to take a shot at Gavin. But, I think it's also bad to claim a shocking & widely reported event from 8 months ago never happened.
2 homeless victims in separate incidents around Christmas last year
The fire thing happened, tho. Granted, the victim was homeless, so the perp was probly Republican. Importantly, that doesn't mean he wouldn't support Newsome in '28 with a little careful messaging
Now I need to know the story of the headhunter that immediately clocks DK lyrics
The DNC went to court against that very idea in '15, and won
One can only hope
So you just say, "yeah, huh?" and hope that just kind of trails off, or shout something? I don't have any idea how I react there
I can't think of a reason they wouldn't simply destroy those parts
I mean, they won't use the name Gaza
Brain made of "marsh", and in some cases "mallow"
Just started learning Irish off an app because I liked the kneecap movie
Smells like a gd campfire outside in Minneapolis tonight, due to devastating fires in Canada. And like 4 of my more dickish state Reps wrote a snotty letter to the country today to handle their disasters better
Oh shit the next q drop gonna be wild
Well, my senator Klobuchar has a good excuse: she's been busy as a beaver hanging out with Bibi. Takin' pictures and whatnot
... guys who look over both shoulders before telling a joke, payday lenders, cash for gold investors, any of Martin Shkrelli's frat bros, ...
So, it's a win/win
Convey me to my domicile
How do you look in a red hat?
But also it would be nice if they reversed Trump's EOs, which 46 did not do enough of
It's not the number of groups, it's their orientation. The lot of them would trade 5000 progressives and demsocs for 1 moderate Republican all day, every day
Radical Solidarity with the dispossessed is literally the only way out of this. If you're cheering on deaths based on their borders then you're no different than the chuds lining up around the block to sign up for ICE.
Ruts from the socials meant I couldn't read content as content for too too long. Both are true, I suppose, but the meter was painful
National Geographic presents: the Baby Whisperer
I think the real lesson we can take form mamdani is that if you’re even remotely put together, in your 30s, can do a coherent interview, and stay on message, you can probably primary your local dems
if you think everyone in red states deserves to die due to the choice of slightly more than half of their voters, i have some bad news for you about america on the whole
Ass Butt Can Derrière End Fanny Glutes Heinie Intestinal Port Junk Keister Lowrider Moon Nether Mouth Opposing Counsel Posterior Quarters Rectum Seat Tush Underside Vegan Genitals Wedger X Marks Dat Booty Ya Bum Bum Zoinks What A Tuchus
My milkshakes ward all the boys from the yard And they're like, enchanted with charms Rune light keeps me safe from harm
OT, but I always assumed ice cream truckers are carrying
How did I know you'd be strong on aftercare
Boo
No, they do. Elon has shtick about being an AA succeeding against all the odds
DuckDuckGo: thank you for making it so easy to opt out of your AI garbage. Here's hoping others follow
Like all Republicans, he started with the result he wanted (showing off his ability to pluralize minutia), and back-filled supportive reasoning
On the real, though, chopsticks are an absolute gem for flaming hots
_A_ fork? Are you kidding? You're going to put your paring fork in your mouth, and return it to the sandwich?? Gross
I feel some kinda way about the fire chief underlining it that burning the place wasn't a political act of any kind
I developed a two step test for dem leadership: 1. Is this destructive act just class solidarity? 2. I’ve never made it to this one
+1. Moreso if he's voiced by Larry David
The only evidence of the worm is something he brought in to court to argue he shouldn't be responsible to pay alimony
"In re (2), acts by him OR HER are illegal" Justice Barret's powerful descent
Well, you gotta remember how they unearthed that video of AOC dancing on a rooftop & we never heard from her again
Narcissists assume they'll win when it matters
So, back when evangelicals were pro-choice
That sure doesn't sound like any national media I've heard
The kind of street gang conservatives do not deplore? ...Republicans are all for? The good kind of criminal we call Bernie Goetz core? There's something in there that obviously eludes me
Look, I know I'm beating a years-dead horse here, but I hope you don't mind me coming a little late to the party. Sláinte
Might be due for a training montage where you watch Pink Panther movies until the mindset establishes
I'm just going to put it out there. I hope Mamdani wins New York City...and immediately turns around and uses his notoriety and momentum to endorse Lander for governor. New York has the opportunity to box out Cuomo, Adams, Hochul, and Stefanik in one shot. All that corruption. Gone.
Sincerely, thank you for your service
Not mine, surely!
That was the pig lady, right? Haven't seen her. I feel like Rufus had a funding thing on one of those funding things sites that I'm not on
Well, i listened, and let me tell you, his list of sane, calm heads is way crazier than his 1985 pre-teen mousse mop
Ever tried a PB&T? Big flavor toms give it a grown-up PB&J feel. A little black pepper is nice, but not necessary
Being accurately described as a sick disgrace is not a criminal consequence. What does the 1st Amendment have to do with anything?
I'm deeply concerned my breakfast may have been directed by Paul Thomas Anderson
Oh I loved her videos so much! I wonder if she's off tiktok. It's been forever
Remembering this great tweet on the Summer Solstice
... about summer penis
Please, sir, I want to suck your brains through my proboscis
Insufficiently whimsical nickname is my bet
I was saying "Boo-urns"
That's the generous interpretation
Hooray, classism!
Move fast and blow up every thing
Yes, Senator, the problem with Nazis was definitely their affected marching technique. Now, flip on your back, and show AIPAC your big white belly for some scritches
I feel like you could speed run this guy through the Who runs the CLIT gag quicker than the movie
Well it's niche, but when that's the blessing you need ...
I was so sick during the original, and I forced myself to stay awake hoping to see ... bones, I guess? I bet I looked as dejected as that shot of a slumping DJT I keep seeing
I hope the pig lady and Rufus are doing well
Oof the Frost is gonna look different w/o Thompson McQuigge and Jaques
Yeah my job is pretty cool. My uniform is a tactical vest that’s two sizes too small and a gaiter I bought in a gas station. They send me to sneak into schools to kidnap little kids because people got mad about having to press 1 for English. The president had to warn everyone to stop spitting on me.