Corporation Reaches Goal, Shuts Down https://theonion.com/corporation-reaches-goal-shuts-down-1819566365/
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Corporation Reaches Goal, Shuts Down https://theonion.com/corporation-reaches-goal-shuts-down-1819566365/
i'm sorry
I just saw that. 😬 He dragged him by the neck. The fuck. And Sergio joined in.
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Yeah. I don't even mind people getting a bit rough but throwing tantrums and shit like that is just such loser behavior. Especially since he went after a 20-year-old (Vargas) after the game. He put him in a headlock. This is a 38-year-old!
To be fair, as a Sounders fans, I think it was mostly Suarez, no? He's known for violence and anger issues.
WE HAVE PAUL ROTHROCK.
Alex Roldan really went on the pitch today and said, Lionel Messi who??? #Sounders #SEAvMIA
26' SOUNDERS GOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAALLLLLLLLLL! DE RO! SEA 1 | MIA 0 #SEAvMIA
*annoying my brother by calling his half marathon "half of a marathon"*
Actual insanity. Please read this piece.
I'm gonna do a New Who rewatch soon. Maybe I'll blog about it here. #DoctorWho I already watched Rose. It was a little better than I remembered. 6/10.
*Blue No Matter Who
I have more bravery disclosing my non-binary identity to employers than this cowering, empty-headed Blue Matter Who lib will ever understand.
the right is literally floating the idea of rounding up every trans person in america and bluesky libs are still like "oh but you wouldn't vote for gavin newsom???"
Border Patrol: Firefighters arrested at Bear Gulch fire illegally entered U.S.
in the last year this is the onion headline i most often think about
Adam telling about his friends being attacked at UCLA: “The Proud Boys were there for israel” Torres, confused “The proud boys were there for israel?” “Yeah” “I mean I think of the proud boys as white nationalists and white supremacists who are anti-israel, but okay” OH IS THAT WHAT YOU THINK
*Deflects, calls him antisemitic, says he is justifying Oct 7th, mocks him for being emotional as a Jewish man.
Why are comedians doing a better job of cutting through the bullshit of politicians in their desperate attempt to justify a genocide than any journalists?
That Ritchie Torres interview in the Adam Friedland Show is insane… Zionist dems are fucking sociopaths.
Crowdfunding to put Richie Torres in conversion therapy so we don't have to have him in the queer community anymore. #wedontclaimhim
#shroomscrolling
The alleyways off-campus are a rich text.
Put together a little display for the potato beetle I made using my pattern. #crochet #beetle #amigurumi #bugart
A tragic image showed the 4-year-old girl who was tragically shot dead by a crazed gunman outside of Target moments after she watched her grandfather murdered. www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article...
Israel Accuses Al Jazeera Of Being Mouthpiece For Journalism theonion.com/israel-...
See, Gaza isn’t a genocide because they’re also bombing and starving international reporters.
I can't believe you didn't become a US citizen to vote for Kamala Harris.
never underestimate the power of positive thinking, and also never underestimate the power of waving a tire iron around
You're genuinely just a horrible person.
Timeline cleanse
Are you high?
Do... do you think it's better for them to be starving to death rather than being bombed to death? Do you think this is a step up? You're literally insane.
Oh, so you're saying you have zero skills and also have a Master's degree? Hence it means nothing? Is that what that response meant?
Whoa what a coincidence. In practice, I can't tell the difference either!!! 😳
I literally knew you'd send me one of these articles. So predictable.
This is a very simple concept.
Well, yeah. I am asserting the truth, which is that a ceasefire means immediate ceasing of... fire indefinitely. You are asserting it is not.
Quickly learning that you fall for Western propaganda headlines~
*BUZZER NOISE* I'll take things that are not actual ceasefire proposals that Western media writes about as if they are, Alex!
No. The Israelis have made no agreements to a ceasefire.
Was the poster telling YOU that you are skilled at nothing or were they telling me that? Read the post again.
What did the Biden administration do when that happened?
*Megan The Stallion "ahhh" noise*
Read the post I am replying to again.
Yes or no: Do you agree with the documented fact that Israel rejected ceasefire deals that Hamas agreed to?
Both parties have remarkably similar foreign policies. It just didn't matter anymore for them. Fascism was on our doorstep and the (further) melding together of Dem and Repub foreign policy was a huge red flag.
The idea of the foreign policy voter has conveniently disappeared from national conversation. Of course, fascism is colonialism turned inward so it was only a matter of time.
She's immensely qualified. I didn't say she wasn't. My problem is with American leadership, American politics, American politicians; you guys have certainly said a lot about my political leanings but don't seem to *understand*. I've always been a foreign policy voter; Dems have erased us as of late.
discovered the Immortal Noodles
I know. I used to try to reason with these people but after hours and hours of doing so for a year and a half, I just don't care to do so anymore. I think most of these people are fans of a certain YouTuber who said Gaza could be nuked and it still wouldn't be a genocide.
One of the greatest journalists of all time. May his killers see justice one day.
They did not care, bro, they are trying to survive minute by minute.
🚨BREAKING: ISRAEL ASSASSINATES AL JAZEERA CORRESPONDENT ANAS AL-SHARIF Israel also killed Al Jazeera correspondent Mohammed Quraqa and wounded Al-Kawthar correspondent Mohammed Subh in a strike on Al Jazeera’s tent at the Al-Shifa Medical Complex.
I'm AFAB you cunt
Got called out on your misogyny and nothing to answer for it.
Can't say it wouldn't be wiped out completely by now
OH MY GOD you people are Destiny fans. No wonder.
Working tirelessly by doing absolutely nothing when Israel would sabotage negotiations with Hamas over and over and over. Working tirelessly while sending billions in bombs. Believe everything you're told like a good little Blue MAGA
Nazism is super nuanced
Dawg, I don't care how I'm perceived by people who will be a stain on our history books 20 years from now. I don't care how I'm perceived my Nazis. I don't care.
And my mom is a communist also
I have a Master's degree.
LMAOOOO THEY ACTUALLY BELIEVE THIS. He couldn't even say "ceasefire" for 99% of the genocide and bypassed Congressional approval to send billions and billions of dollars in weapons to Israel to kill Palestinians.
I'm not a man but then again I guess you're a misogynist who assumes everyone online is a man because that's the default gender.
She sure did nothing about the unlimited bombing as VP
Democrat spotted 🎯🎯🎯
I said I wouldn't yell at people on here but I just cannot deal with K Hivers denying a holocaust because of their diva.
"An actual genocide." Actual? Go fuck yourself with a chainsaw you worthless piece of shit.
You're going to burn in hell. You know that, right? Straight to Satan's ballsack.
Can't read paragraphs written by genocidal freaks who think Kamala "most lethal military" Harris would have been good for Palestine.
I ain't reading all that. Globalize the intifada, abolish Israel, peace for all.
You all always use Yemen as some sort of gotcha when I spent my days crying and cursing Saudi Arabia during that time. You don't know me. Damn you.
Genocidal freaks keep yapping. No one cares.
Indeed, a plurality of Jewish voters voted for Mamdani. He got the most Jewish votes out of any candidate. Apparently they're all "K words" to these psychos.
"Free Palestine" idiots. Just say you're a genocidal freak and go.
Me looking at my phone in a place I usually don't go: What if a murder happens and they ping my cell phone and I get framed for the murder?
Palestine wholecar seen in Stuttgart, Germany
Anti-ICE pasteup spotted in San Diego, California
Ruddy turnstones might be the only shorebirds that I don’t habitually misidentify. #🪶 #birds #birding #nature #wildlife #wildlifephotography
Moments like this are why i love walking in the forest 💚
Minimum security means less cameras, no? 🤔
Chris Smalls has been released from Israeli detention after they kidnapped him and other activists from their ship during the latest attempt to break the Israeli blockade of Gaza and get much needed food and medical supplies to Gazans.
Men are not sending their best.
Ecocide and genocide are two faces of empire. Fossil-fueled capitalism drives both ecological collapse and violent repression. From Gaza to the Amazon, genocide and ecocide are tools to secure land, resources, and power...
I spoke with 40+ sources for a look inside the Anti-Defamation League. Here’s some of what I found. ADL’s gentle response to Elon Musk’s infamous salute was partially driven by his support of Israel. To ADL, that indicated he didn’t have “antisemitic tendencies.” (1/x) nymag.com/intelligence...
This is your weekly reminder that the Seattle mayor was once arrested for threatening a pregnant woman with a gun.
Biopic fatigue
That is so strange. I'm not pro-Russia, I just don't understand your position on a natural disaster affecting a large population. I don't understand why you don't like communists.
cory booker talks like he's always hoping lin manuel miranda is casting
Israeli forces bombed a home in Gaza City’s Al-Zeitoun neighborhood, killing Palestinian Hassan Hussein Azzam and his grandson Hassan.
But why?
I've heard that also now 😥
This is a weird amount of hate for Russia wtf
Holy shit, they did it. They wrote the headline.
DEVELOPING: Six people are dead, including the gunman, in tonight's shooting in Manhattan, an NYPD spokesperson said. www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news...