YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO THIS LOOKS SO SICK NAONAO!
Hi I'm SkylordZoey, a trans sky pirate themed streamer who loves twitch integration and getting chat involved however I can! Twitch: twitch.tv/skylordzoey Socials: linktr.ee/SkylordZoey Business Email: business@skylordzoey.com
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YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO THIS LOOKS SO SICK NAONAO!
I love exploring but ONLY FROM THE COMFORT OF MY WELL FURNISHED SHIP!
Brats be like: "And for my next trick I'm going to make the person I love most in the world, 𝘮𝘢𝘥 𝘢𝘵 𝘮𝘦"
Giz ya kofi
Hehe :3
I'm not going to buy grog with exposure
Thank you all for sticking by me through all these hard times, truly the greatest treasure of all was the community we've built along the way! LOL, just kidding, it's clearly the gold. Can't buy grog with "community" can you? Idiot.
I've heard that human milk is apparently quite sweet, so what's human cheese like?
ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PICK ME PICK ME PLEASE CAPTAIN PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE ME ME ME ME 🥺🥺🥺
Admittedly rushed it but I said I'd draw trans cave women and I did it. >:) (Will probably redraw them when I have more time, just wanted to get it done before I forgot.) Alyx - Gatherer Lillian - Hunter (my favourite, gonna have her on that chaos girl boss shit) Zen - Hunter/Gatherer
Yet another cave dweller decides agriculture is for them, they fall outside the known confines of the system.
LMAO ok I have to repost this now
SPOT COME BACK
"this would fix me", i hear the girlies say. what will break me? what will worsen my underlying conditions? what will render my ego so damaged that the person i used to be can't even be considered consious anymore? actually wait i think that would fix me
Do you hate it more than you love spit?
When you visit London.
Cute girl asked my favourite place to eat out and I instantly said her ass with no hesitation. Now in my defence what else would you expect from me.
Transgender cave woman be like: me used to be hunter, now me gatherer.
I massively empathise. Voice dysphoria has been such a weight on my back for so long. For what it’s worth I love your voice, I know it feels almost impossible to make the first step but the good news is that the step after that is often easier. I believe in you Captain, I truly do!
Thank you hun
Gonna hug you moff
Good bee, proud of you
I’m glad faiwy I’m glad
Like kintsugi but with trauma instead of gold
Our battle will be legendary yarnyland!
Thank you fluffy
I don’t believe you, but I’m working on being able to; I promise.
I’m always happy to see you pop your head in hun
No u!
Just in case no one has told you recently; you are worth the effort.
Look it me! I know I don't usually repost NSFW art but it's of me! Thank you Kuva 💙💙💙💙
Hello mono, it’s me. Stereo. Hopefully that stupid pun is enough to convince you to hurt me. UwU.
Picks you up and runs off with you!
So many of my friends are on this list!! You have good taste!!
yes good woman I will I will I prommy
Thank you lovely fluffy hope, I'm booping your snoot!
Thank you sweetheart. Maybe you should get into this jar so you can revive me from this fatigue.
Thank you birdy, honestly I feel like this is the perfect language for my particular brain rot as well; I will be able to do BETTER work in LESS time if I just rest for a day.
Right?! It’s such bullshit. I could be doing so much more work! God knew I would be too powerful so she nerfed my ass right out the gate.
Why do I feel like I'm going to cry because I had to take a day off? My chronic fatigue is so bad today I can't grip my controller properly but I'm distressed that I can't be working more. I streamed 220 hours this month already, that's 73.33333333 hours a week. Cut yourself some slack you moron.
It’s by the wonderful @nabudraws.bsky.social !!
BITING YOU!
Crazy that the only negative effect of cannibalism is a "disease" that makes you giggle a bit. Have some fucking whimsy. Eat that man.
RAPIDLY APPROACHES YOU WITH A LARGER TRIANGULAR HAT!
oooouuuuuggggghhhhh
Honestly any height of woman can give me the macroplastics. I'm 6ft4 so... there aren't many women taller than me.
TALL WOMEN, GIVE ME YOUR MACROPLASTICS!
What can I say, I'm a regular girl who just wants a girl to kiss my estrogen tablets into my mouth
So the merlin show was just yaoi right? Like we all agree on that?
I don't need a cuck chair, set up the cuck casters desk!
Fever
Bartender one handjob please, hold the penis.
The fever is taking hold
What if it was called the fart of war and sun tzu wrote about ripping ass on dudes. Yeah. Just a little glimpse into my fucked up chungus life.
I think that was a rather unhinged stream but I think that was the most fun I had playing peak! Thank you @skylordzoey.bsky.social @alfiranova.vtube.social @letsgoashe.com and @clovercri.com for hanging and the good times! Raided @sososophie.bsky.social who's having a birthday Weekend!
They had to cut 628 minutes of sex scenes from the bee movie so it could be released. In the original ending barry stung Vanessa on the clit and died.
Real friends hold your toes while they stream @skylordzoey.bsky.social
Much like lithium I also explode the moment I get wet
SKETCH #RAFFLE Follow-up to the original #PillowYCH, but this time as a sketch! Check extra image for rules. 1 winner today (Picked in like 6–8h) + 1 tomorrow. If this gets a lot of traction I'll add it as a #VgenComm. Good luck! :3 #NDArt
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Why do I only see my oomfs when the carbon monoxide alarm is going off
Is that a no, Kirk?
If you really want to show your appreciation for me, write a Z on your left ass cheek and an EY on your right, then spread to show me that O baby.
The weighted blankets aren’t enough. Fetch my hydraulic press.
I’m sorry Captain. I’ll show myself to the brig.
*touches her tummy after I cum in a transgirls ass* oh my god I felt it kick
I look like such garbage right now that wall-e would compact me into a fuckin cube
SHE'S SO CUTE AAAAAAAAAAAAA
POGPOGPOGPOGPGOPGOPGOPGOPG
Women
Achilles “blob of Semtex against the prostate” doesn’t quite have the same ring to it does it.
I wouldn’t wish for immortality like an idiot. I’d wish to pick exactly how I die. There’s no way I accidentally shove 40 pounds of plastic explosive up my ass and fart hard enough I detonate like a horrific meat fountain.
It you!
PLEASE YOUR MAJESTY I JUST WANT TO BEAT MY SHIT SILLY STYLE
Americans used to make fun of me when I tried to explain what a TV license was but now I'm actually paying for a VPN so I can goon in peace and I realise they were right all along.
COULD MY BRAIN PLEASE SHUT UP FOR LIKE 5 MINUTES, I NEED TO HOSE THIS BITCH DOWN FOR REAL
If I could Hesper I'd be there fanning you with a giant leaf, it's the least a goddess like you deserves. Although with your wings I'm worried it'd blow you away.
How much would the wiring fix for the office be?
It came to me in a vision and compelled me to release it out into the world
Because I am an agent of chaos
For what it’s worth I hate this post too.
*tugs your hangnail* Haaaiii! :3 *tugs your hangnail* Haaaiii! :3 *tugs your hangnail* Haaaiii! :3 *tugs your hangnail* Haaaiii! :3 *tugs your hangnail* Haaaiii! :3
THATS ME IM ON THAT LIST
Orchidectomy? No you misheard I’m getting an ork-hidectomy! COME ON YA RUNTZ! WE GUNZ GET RED STRIPEZ ON OUR BALLS TO MAKE EMS GO QUIKER!
@leiishroom.bsky.social offers you some tea , do you accept? #mspaint #witch #vtuber
HEY BSKY, I'M DOING AN EMOTE RAFFLE!! I wanna offer the chance for ONE LUCKY WINNER to get 3 emotes! To enter: Like this post! Share your ref sheet below! Follow me on VGen! vgen.co/itsnoellenow If we get 15 reshares, I'll make it 2 winners! 30 reshares, 3 winners! 50 reshares, raid video winner!
Hero of the trans community!
I am a weapon you’re right naonao
No gun?
Completely and totally
Hehe you did so well naonao
Thank you Danders!
Shout out to all my autistic girlies who tell me the exact make of the trains in the background of pictures I take
Hey 💕
The “life hacks” and “special tricks” I hear gymbros describe are incredible. They’re modern day alchemists; they yearn for milk of the poppy and a balancing of the humours but are stuck with raw egg and freezing their wrist wraps.
This is not the threat you think it is. Your mouth will struggle to accommodate the amount of tongue I will put in it.
A gun.
Sweetie this is the most beautiful self report I’ve ever seen
