We need two fewer films, not two more
We need two fewer films, not two more
The Hairy Bikers vs The Train to Busan
At times I was expecting the cricket scene from the 2012 opening ceremony to be shoe horned into it. It's a complete mess.
I watched this for free and I still want a refund.
I have now seen this and would like all funding of the UK film industry to be paused for at least 30 years.
*looks at @pazza7.bsky.social *
Ralph Fiennes looks like Russ Abbot in this for some reason
The Hunger Games X The Grand Bucharest Hotel
I feel like at some point in production, they should have employed some writers.
It is not good shit
If I were living on a safe island, I simply would not take my child to the mainland where the zombies live, armed with a bow and arrow.
I have been warned about this. I'm expecting the Teletubbies to eat each other or something
The war poem clips just don't work. And why do the fat zombies in the woods look like a a You've been Tangoed ad
It feels like an amateur film made by fans of the original for YouTube.
Watching 28 years later. 2 minutes in and I can tell it's going to be shit.
All so far. I think it's very good. I like how the focus is on the synthetics, rather than just a people vs aliens shoot-em-up
Just watched Alien Earth while wearing my cardigan
A good point
I now declare cardigan season officially open. #cardigans #UKCardiganScene
A penis?
Meowwww my neck hurts
Charlie bit m̶y̶ ̶f̶i̶n̶g̶e̶r̶ the dust
Awkward eggs gonna awkward egg
I shall be taking the flagon back to my pirate ship
Used a small iPhone to reply to a work email and instead of "Yes if you follow" I typed and sent "Yea if ye folly", so now that person thinks I am living in the year 1600.
I actually got it right but it was a complete guess
Quiz of the Day has yet another question about a character in Lord of the Rings that only a fan of the franchise would know. It's not general knowledge.
Anyway if there is one then Trump is bound to call it "World War Free"
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Another great day for the "it's world war 3" crowd
"Harry enters Clarence House" sounds like a euphemism your dad uses on his birthday. www.bbc.com/news/article...
The size of Mary's fingers 😬
BlueSky whenever someone is cast in Harry Potter
in a very, very strong field I think this might be the weirdest and most sexist bit of commentary on a female politician's appearance I've ever seen
My Alien Earth day is not until Friday so no spoilers please.
I see that iPlayer is showing a documentary about your mum.
Me watching someone say they enjoy watching Clarkson/May/Hammond era Top Gear
I think he's using AI to write them now
Slightly diminish a book: Monty Don Quixote
I didn't realise the other creatures were going to be enemies with the 'main' alien
The most made-up Fesshole ever (which is difficult when 95% of them are made up)
I know I'm nearly a week late but I have watched episode 5 of alien earth and I enjoyed it.
People I think might have an unusual smell. An occasional and not regularity revisited series. Number 1: Richard Osman Aroma: Stale biscuits and Volvo.
Slightly diminish a book Long Wank To Freedom
Today's nyt Strands is extremely easy even if you have only a passing knowledge of Star Trek
Emergency alert: Spicy Tomato Wotsits remain discontinued.
I would do this for free, on the condition that they ban the Haribo ads where adults talk like children
Susan, can you make Jayne Middlemiss appear on my screen please? #TOTP
Nadine Dorries thinks the PG film classification stands for Pretty Good.
#JoiningIn
Nadine Dorries chops up her spaghetti Bolognese with a knife and fork.
Outstanding news that should be shared.
Thursday
But the Cocaine Bishop pleads not guilty
*Arnold Schwarzenegger voice*: "I'll bukak"
She should have gone with Dave
Sorry that she killed you
Could she BE any more guilty?
Me, this Sunday at precisely 3pm, forgetting it’s a test.
I might have to log off until Monday night to avoid the spoliers
It says "Oates" too many times in this sentence
I don't think I can watch it until next week. Absolutely livid.
deliveroo delaugheroo deloveroo
I thought I liked them, but when I tried to relisten to them recently I found it really irritating and twee.
Hope you don't get the trots
I meant to say, "You've got to be fucking kidding me!" but it came out as "I do."
Is there anything worse than your phone going landscape mode when you don't want it to and then refusing to go back to portrait?
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I need this for all situations
😂
Thanks for telling me. I'll try to wash more in the future.
Going to have that on my gravestone
Got my hair cut earlier and the barber didn't say a word to me. Perfect. I'm not even sure he asked me what I wanted.
The only good Pierce Brosnan film is Mrs Doubtfire
Currently eating onions and red wine
Ran out of olive oil so I fried off the onions for dinner in red wine instead.
Ate a mint imperial that sparked a 20-minute sneezing fit, during which I filled nearly a whole box of tissues with mucus, if you were wondering how normal my body is.
A Paul Newman film came on the telly and it reminded me of his famous quote: "Why go out for a furburger when you have beef curtains at home"
If I were from Manchester, I would simply support a decent football team, such as AFC Bournemouth.
*draws the England flag onto each sheet of toilet roll*
My gran had that toilet paper. This is bringing back memories, like Proust when he dunked a bit of cake into a cup of tea.
What a Charmin story…
Queen of Sharts
I remember where I was when I heard about Diana. I was replenishing the toilet roll aisle in Tesco (being paid double time because it was a Sunday). My manager announced a minute's silence over the tannoy. I technically earned 12p to mourn.
I ran at a 10K event this morning. It wasn't my fastest time, but it was better than the run I once did where I was overtaken by two Labradors.
It is a bit. Not as good as the first one!
Celebrate www.theguardian.com/world/2025/a...
New Enid Blyton just dropped www.theguardian.com/uk-news/2025...
He was good as Prince Philip in The Crown. I've not watched Dr Who since the early 90s so not sure about him in that.
The Meg 3: Meghan Sharkle
Meg 2: The Trench is on Prime for all those who celebrate
The difference between the wanking arm and the non-wanking arm.
Three words that can fix you Spicy Tomato Wotsits
not gonna spoil it. just go look lol
Red Hot Titty Peppers #totp
