Rachel
@slightlycaustic.bsky.social
I smiled and waved. Married Mom of two adults. Pro Vaccine, all of them. Anti Conservative, all of them. Cat lady. Canadian.
created November 20, 2023
18,856 followers 2,733 following 16,789 posts
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Rachel (@slightlycaustic.bsky.social) reply parent
I feel like its a supply chain in Alberta thing. I can find them when i go to the farmers market in the summer, but only when the osoyoos and oliver farms have their stalls open. Safeway, and Co op still have a lot of American produce.
Rachel (@slightlycaustic.bsky.social)
In banning America and buying American things my selection of apples has declined significantly. I'm super annoyed that i cannot buy a cosmic crisp apple grown in Canada.
Rachel (@slightlycaustic.bsky.social) reply parent
It really should be known as apple season not pumpkin spice season.
Rachel (@slightlycaustic.bsky.social)
Apple cider is far superior to pumpkin spice. This is simply a fact.
Rachel (@slightlycaustic.bsky.social)
Wake me up when September ends. In 2029, please and thank you.
Forrest Plump (@nahyoudoit.bsky.social) reposted
Welcome to September The world is still a dumpster fire but with warm apple cider
Street Art Utopia (@streetartutopia.com) reposted
"A mural of the Statue of Liberty in shame" by JDL Street Ar in Lille , Roubaix France 🇫🇷
Forrest Plump (@nahyoudoit.bsky.social) reposted
Drunk me is like sober me but ready to hang out with the aliens
alber (@captainacab.airbud.website) reposted
feeling bored, might complain that bluesky is dying later idk
Rachel (@slightlycaustic.bsky.social) reply parent
Labour! My least and most favourite time of both my pregnancies. Like i don't want to actually do this at all but also i cannot be pregnant one more dam day. I swear it's much worse then everyone says yet you forget all about it so it's fine. The new baby smell just fixes all.
Pot Shop Boy (@potshopboy.bsky.social) reposted
Let it go let it go let it go let it go *heavy sigh*
Rachel (@slightlycaustic.bsky.social) reply parent
Purrfect catch!!
BEAVE (@beaveinflow.bsky.social) reposted
Here’s a photo of my cat trying to catch a bubble. You’re welcome.
Rachel (@slightlycaustic.bsky.social) reply parent
Yes so ridiculous. Tech bros are trying to make it so we cannot own anything at all i swear. And with the AI now thats including water.
Rachel (@slightlycaustic.bsky.social) reply parent
This year in Calgary has been pretty good for smoke hours but yeah it gets pretty bad here. Some years i've had soot and ash in my house from the fires. www.biocap.ca/wildfires-ma...
Rachel (@slightlycaustic.bsky.social)
Went for a walk today in the smoke filled air and my eyes are burning. Lovely day.
Rachel (@slightlycaustic.bsky.social)
Stop subscribing to things on the car you own. They let us buy the service outright or we don't need it. Thank you for coming to my Ted talk.
Rachel (@slightlycaustic.bsky.social) reply parent
When the climate change really kicks in because obviously oil companies and other polluters like the massive resource user AI making fake money is what rules the world, they will charge us for clean air. And we all are collectively allowing it.
Rachel (@slightlycaustic.bsky.social) reply parent
Right?! Theres a houseboat in Seattle for 250k i saw too. 2 perfect homes.
D. Earl Stephens (@dearlstephens.bsky.social) reposted
🇺🇸 “Watching the Biden thing really said something about the necessity for generational change in the party, and I think I want to respect that." -N.Y. Democratic Rep. Jerry Nadler 🇺🇸 Thank you for everything Jerry Nadler. You served you country honorably.
presentdad🙋🏻♂️ (@lacroixboi.dadguy.help) reposted
small feathers say yes because they are down
Rachel (@slightlycaustic.bsky.social)
Mood is like: Listen to People = Shit on your streaming service tidal.com/track/997975...
Rachel (@slightlycaustic.bsky.social)
I love being sensitive to the air pressure and the polluted air. So good for headaches, itchy watery eyes and painful skin.
Becky, Baroness of Bunzy, Bestie of Kim, Co-CEO Execubetch™️ (@beckybunzy.bsky.social) reposted reply parent
Thoughts and lolz.
Twin Dad (@twinsurvivalist.bsky.social) reposted
Raise your hand if you have at least one hand
Rachel (@slightlycaustic.bsky.social)
Listen to Before I Forget on your streaming service tidal.com/track/293866...
Rachel (@slightlycaustic.bsky.social) reply parent
Absolutely.
Rachel (@slightlycaustic.bsky.social)
Please donate if you can, share regardless. Write call and email your representatives that you do not support Israel's genocide and you stand with Palestine.
Rachel (@slightlycaustic.bsky.social) reply parent
I never look excited.
The Tennessee Holler (@thetnholler.bsky.social) reposted
🇺🇸 National Guard soldier speaks out: “I swore an oath to defend our constitution… seeking refuge is not an act of violence. Locking people up for it is.”
Rachel (@slightlycaustic.bsky.social) reply parent
I've never met a more annoying group of people then people who call themselves foodies.
muhree (@marie.likes.earth) reposted
i can not believe christmas is tomorrow
Tim Onion (@bencollins.bsky.social) reposted
"Blueskyism" helped make The Onion one of the largest newspapers in the world in less than a year. If we had spent all of our time on Twitter, we'd be poorer, dumber and terminally ill with internet poisoning. He's just angry he's wasting away over there in a nazi agnostic lane that doesn't exist.
Satan (@social-hell.uk) reposted
Consider. The speed of light is slower than the speed of darkness. Darkness is already there long before the light arrives. Side note, this new weed is great.
Jorge A. Caballero, MD (@datadrivenmd.social) reposted
I wish people would stop blaming COVID mitigation policies for the acceleration of right wing extremism, and instead acknowledge the fact that we endured a mass casualty and mass disabling event that was mismanaged by narcissistic authoritarians who shifted the blame to marginalized communities
Rachel (@slightlycaustic.bsky.social) reply parent
💔shared my lovely.
Rachel (@slightlycaustic.bsky.social)
Please donate if you can. Share regardless. I stand with Palestine.
Kat Abughazaleh (@katmabu.bsky.social) reposted
Ditto.
Rachel (@slightlycaustic.bsky.social)
You call yourself a foodie don't you? Sorry, i see no hope at all for you.
Rachel (@slightlycaustic.bsky.social) reply parent
Me too! All that original wood.. and not at all boring and terrible like most houses now.
Pete Marchetto (@petemarchetto.bsky.social) reposted reply parent
The Defenestration of Prague is just made-up rubbish. How do you get an entire city through a window?
minty tear gas (@nihilamacabre.bsky.social) reposted
Somebody is throwing things out of a window of the White House wtaf
Rachel (@slightlycaustic.bsky.social)
Donate if you can, share regardless. Anything helps. Write your representatives wherever you are and tell them you do not support Israel or its genocide. We stand with Palestine.
Rachel (@slightlycaustic.bsky.social) reply parent
The house in the back is liveable too! 😁
Rachel (@slightlycaustic.bsky.social) reply parent
Wow so cheap! But merica...
Rachel (@slightlycaustic.bsky.social) reply parent
Maybe a crack shack!! Lol though personally i avoid Ontario like the plague. I find the weather there entirely disagreeable in all the seasons.
Rachel (@slightlycaustic.bsky.social)
For sale, don't worry the coffin has no body in it. www.zillow.com/homedetails/...
Rachel (@slightlycaustic.bsky.social) reply parent
Hell. I barely speak english.
Rachel (@slightlycaustic.bsky.social) reply parent
😭
Rachel (@slightlycaustic.bsky.social) reply parent
Yes! Lol. Sell hauntings to go...
Rachel (@slightlycaustic.bsky.social) reply parent
That is what i love about it!! The gothic victorians just have my heart! Lol though every time i've found one to buy i'm less then enthused about historical societies and their HOA vibes.
Davide Mastracci (@davidemastracci.bsky.social) reposted
The Maple, along with hundreds of other news outlets, has joined Avaaz and Reporters Without Borders’ campaign to draw attention to the 220+ Palestinian journalists killed by Israel since October 2023. Gaza has the bravest journalists in the world. rsf.org/en/rsf-and-a...
Rachel (@slightlycaustic.bsky.social) reply parent
Im positive it comes with ghosts!
Rachel (@slightlycaustic.bsky.social)
If America wasn't batshit crazy. I'd move to Connecticut just for this home. www.zillow.com/homedetails/...
AskAubry 🦝 🐆 (@askaubry.com) reposted
JFK feeling the same way about RFK Jr as the rest of us.
Rachel (@slightlycaustic.bsky.social)
I've decided to retire in honour of labour day.
Matt HalloweenName (@badthoughthaver.bsky.social) reposted
Taking time out of my busy schedule to practice self-care (Screaming. Just fucking screaming.)
Max Kennerly (@maxkennerly.bsky.social) reposted
This whole thread is just appalling. The hearing arises from the Trump admin conspiring with a foreign country to violate a federal court order in the middle of the night so it can deny due process to children who escaped dangerous circumstances.
Bill Corbett (@billcorbett.bsky.social) reposted
Our younger kid used to announce that she’s taking a shower by adopting a pompous demon voice and saying IT IS TIME FOR ME TO CLEANSE!! and that has become standard in this household. We’re makin’ memories over here.
Al Jazeera English (@aljazeera.com) reposted
Media outlets have staged a front page protest to highlight the killings of more than 200 journalists in 22 months.
Rachel (@slightlycaustic.bsky.social) reply parent
Do you have a problem sir? Because I'm not interested.
Rachel (@slightlycaustic.bsky.social)
Road tripping to nowheres.
Rachel (@slightlycaustic.bsky.social) reply parent
i do not in fact care what people do to themselves. At all. But to me it all makes people look weird and odd and i do not enjoy seeing it. To my brain they all just look wrong? I guess.
Rachel (@slightlycaustic.bsky.social) reply parent
What? I love talking to people while i stare at their sausage lips that look all wrong.
Rachel (@slightlycaustic.bsky.social) reply parent
Right? Watching what they have done to america makes me think nothing is too terrible to happen these people.
Jon Cooper (@joncooper-us.bsky.social) reposted
An upcoming news conference with victims of Jeffrey Epstein could be “explosive,” one of the congressmen pushing for full release of the files on Epstein predicts. Democratic Rep. Ro Khanna said the victims’ accounts will force lawmakers to vote on a bill requiring DOJ to release its files.
Rachel (@slightlycaustic.bsky.social)
Not me hoping he's a dead bloated corpse, i mean him alive is mostly a bloated corpse anyways.
Rachel (@slightlycaustic.bsky.social)
I just think it's funny when people talk of "conservative" family values like they are a thing. Conservatives as a collective are nothing but hateful and ignorant.
Rachel (@slightlycaustic.bsky.social) reply parent
I guess it wasn't her doing the comedy. She just shared it. Gross vibes all the same though. People should get the fuck out of women's uteruses.
Ygrene (@ygrene.bsky.social) reposted
[being murdered] murderer: (murdering) what are you doing on your phone me: (putting away phone) my bad what's up what's going on
erika (@yeeeerika.bsky.social) reposted
i'm not mysterious i'm napping
Frances Meh (@francesmeh.reviews) reposted
thank you for your feedback 30 internet strangers i hadn't considered the less funny version of my joke
🎃HalloDeeny🎃(they/them) (@geraldinepiche.bsky.social) reposted
Some people are just facebook funny and you know exactly what I mean by that
BEAVE (@beaveinflow.bsky.social) reposted
Regular Sunday: ugh tomorrow is Monday. Holiday Monday Sunday: I am immortal. Nothing can hurt me.
d.ly (@dly.bsky.social) reposted
it isn't illegal to sleep for 10 hours and then take 2 naps during the day you're allowed to do that
Six is a mystery. (@thesix.bsky.social) reposted reply parent
Naps are to prepare you for sleep. You gotta stretch before a run.
Gwen Pepperoni (@ladyjimrockford.bsky.social) reposted
gravy starburst
d.ly (@dly.bsky.social) reposted
[Googles how to do a revolution] [Googles how to do a rebellion] [Googles swordfighting basics with video] [Googles nearby bakeries] [Googles nearby bakeries delivery]
d.ly (@dly.bsky.social) reposted
probably a good time to bring this back
Rachel (@slightlycaustic.bsky.social)
Just a reminder. Those fake lashes never looked good on anyone.
Rachel (@slightlycaustic.bsky.social) reposted
Happy Labour Day! Remember if you plan on robbing banks a mask and a weapon isn’t the way, overvalued collateral assets and an overseas LLC is the way to go.
Rachel (@slightlycaustic.bsky.social)
Quite evident in fact. 😁 bad takes on bad takes with this guy.
Frances Meh (@francesmeh.reviews) reposted
i'll know bluesky is actually dying when the dullest accounts on here stop posting the same hackneyed take
Rachel (@slightlycaustic.bsky.social)
Why are the pedophile Trump hats red and nothing else. Clearly the flags should be too?
Rachel (@slightlycaustic.bsky.social) reply parent
It is really overrated.
Brent Toderian (@brenttoderian.bsky.social) reposted
“Over the past 20 years, Paris has undergone a major physical transformation, trading automotive arteries for bike lanes, adding green spaces and eliminating 50,000 parking spaces. Part of the payoff has been invisible — in the air itself.” Leadership, strategy, real action, common sense. #Paris
Jen Grünwald (@jengrunwald.bsky.social) reposted
This whole thing is great but the highlighted bit made me laugh out loud. 😂 Marlon on Snoop:
Jack Tripper (@chadstanton.blacksky.app) reposted
What’s happening is a lot of people who thought a little fascism just meant clearing out some undesirables and making the trains run on time are realizing that actually yes they too will be effected and it’s making them slightly nervous.
Halbeerz (@halz.bsky.social) reposted
Please Sir, can I have some more? #Caturday
Halifax ReTales (@halifaxretales.bsky.social) reposted
... and our citizens are most in need
Bradley Whitford (@bradleywhitford.bsky.social) reposted
If you’re a convicted felon and your character witness is your dear old friend, the convicted child sex trafficker and enabler of your other dear old friend, the most notorious raper of children in modern history, you’re definitely a total piece of shit.
Colette (@ccope.bsky.social) reposted reply parent
poilievre has been bashing Canada for years. I don't understand the PC party having a leader who denigrates Canada.
Robyn 🍁 (@ladyoftheisle.bsky.social) reposted
Poilievre is a pathetic, whiny, spineless liar and traitor to Canada. Had he won the election, he would have attempted to usher fascism into Canada in lock step with the Trump-Vance regime. He is their ally on the inside. The CPC is NOT your father’s Progressive Conservative Party. #MapleMAGA
John Lyon (@johnlyon.bsky.social) reposted
Whenever I’m facing a moral dilemma, I think of the advice my father gave me. “Never leave a paper trail,” he’d say, tapping the glass partition between us for emphasis.
Rachel (@slightlycaustic.bsky.social)
Republican, as per usual. www.oklahoman.com/story/news/p...
alice says Palestinians in Gaza aren’t scammers 🇵🇸! (@bluwhalien.bsky.social) reposted
Like millions of other Palestinians today, Sahar and her family were forced to flee whilst already displaced previously. Her son Odai had to do all of this whilst recovering from a quadcopter injury. He’s only a child. Please give if you can and share: gofund.me/d2597139
Rachel (@slightlycaustic.bsky.social) reply parent
Commences throwing my coworkers in bins. Wait what?
Pot Shop Boy (@potshopboy.bsky.social) reposted
Man, some people you just can't joke with.
Jax (@ehhjax.bsky.social) reposted
If you make me laugh when all I want to do is cry, thank you and I love you
T (@mamafirefly.bsky.social) reposted
*headphones power off* ~me: are you mad at me?