remember when mario said all that about the pope
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remember when mario said all that about the pope
the game is called no man's sky, right?
had a dream about a mirror that transforms you into "your dream", but everyone kept making fun of me because it would only transform me into myself but with no pants on. I kept putting on new pairs of pants and going back to the mirror hoping something else would happen, and they'd disappear again
For sale: baby shoes, worn so much I'm genuinely afraid of whatever megababy has been stomping around in these.
it's not just the office workers in their 60s who say "i hate these computers, what was wrong with pen and paper?" it's also all the IT support staff. we're all so sick of computers. please please shoot every computer with a gun pleaseee
oh to be flashbanged by mountain arknights cock
scratch the word "DULL CUNT" into the mirror with your keys x
hiii audio my good friend audio
LMFAOOO
sounds like it worked
that's very much the intent of a cryptic i fear
but also i got it in one so idc
there's what i feel is a VERY dirty trick in this!!!
Minute Cryptic - 14 September, 2025 "Raise centre of net in badminton?" (7) π£π£π£π£π£π£π£π£π£π£ I scored: 3 under par www.minutecryptic.com?utm_source=s...
coz shes a fukken. witch.
Poor guy. I heard his dick and balls switched places after a car accident. His dick was on bottom and his balls were on top. Hadn't he suffered enough
(person waking up from a coma) i can't wait to see how my alive charlie kirk is doing
The situation situation is situation
nook gets WMDs
accepting donations to let me buy concord physically btw
so ive been informed that apparently "One Concordillian" is in fact, zero
hollow knight: skink song
reese is talking about ffxiv and just asked "so how do i join the hunt, do i need to be level 100?" and that sounds like a question a poshboy in an Eton elite boys club asks his peers
reese just said her dentist sucks her toes
Minute Cryptic - 12 September, 2025 "Blackbeard rumoured to have submerged body part in canal?" (7) βͺοΈπ£π£π£π£π£π£π£π£π£ I scored: 2 under par www.minutecryptic.com?utm_source=s...
thank u child
THANK
THANK YOUU
THANK U NEIL
THANKIES
THANK YOUU
omg best year
THANK U!! π₯° π₯°
thank you, "ASS" π
THANK U!!!
thank you kitten π₯°
THANK U ZUMPHRY!!
THANK U HAL!
THANK U LIV
THANK U SACHA
am twenny nine
"His wife and kids saw him die" okay so they got a free show idgi
oh god atticus im so sorry
MANDELSON SACKED
what a beautiful 9/11
oh that's useful. well not any more, but
no matter your politics itβs disrespectful to joke about someoneβs death. donβt say charlie kirk died from a grand piano falling on his head and his mouth turned into piano keys and then a flower pot fell on his dick and it honked like a bike horn. donβt say stuff like that
it's very funny that news outlets got official confirmation Kirk is dead via Trump on Truth Social because there's every possibility he's just wrong. i think it'd be even funnier if Kirk survives and has to wake up tomorrow like "hey Donny T mate why'd you say i was dead."
Excellent response from Hasan Piker, who was scheduled to debate Charlie Kirk in two weeks. On his stream he said: βThe reverberation of people seeking out vengeance in the aftermath of this violent, abhorrent incident is going to be genuinely worrisome.β Also talked about his own vulnerability
I owe an apology to Etsy witches, I was unfamiliar with your game
damn that's so crazy. picture unrelated
write your CV in notepad. no more word. we're using .txt files ONLY now
what a humiliating way for don jr. to find out his dad sends birthday cards.
no no no you're fine - the problem isn't using dashes (like i just did). it's specifically the em dash character β which is not a button on a standard keyboard. i had to copy and paste that one. it IS, however, automatically applied in things like Microsoft Word
i have the world's only holly jervis labubu
im at the holly jervis shopping center
that was a toughun though!
BACK ON TOP BABYYY
Minute Cryptic - 10 September, 2025 "Playing piano after American season of pipe organs?" (9) π£π£π£π£π£π£π£π£π£π£π£π£ I scored: 3 under par www.minutecryptic.com?utm_source=s...
being in stratford is enough to drive anyone to madness x
If youre aghast at how even the adult website paypros ban things as benign as "cat ears", this is what we mean when we say that puritan policies DO NOT care to stop at just the "nasty" stuff When they say they target "beastiality", they mean up to and including an actual human being wearing catears
yet you REFUSE to share your download link π
it really is just a fully-featured, mature piece of software that does everything you could ever need of it and then some
irfanview is lowkey goated.. like sure it is an image viewer but it can also set images as your wallpaper from cli, it can open videos and PDFs, it has a hex viewer, it has an incredibly detailed desktop screen capture, it has basic painting/editing features? based
rot13 for spoilers on what the clue ISN'T: jnf unccl gb frr crbcyr pbzzragvat ba gur lbhghor ivqrb jvgu gur rknpg fnzr zvfpbaprcgvba v unq - gung "urnq bs fgngr" ersreerq gb gur XVAT va yvXVAT. gung, nybat jvgu gur dhrfgvba znex, unq zr guvaxvat vg jnf n pelcgvp qrsvavgvba
wait didnt even need to watch the full explanation, just hearing it read aloud made it click LMAO. these specific types of wordplay always get me, it's one of my cryptic weaknesses
even part today - really found this one to be a tough one, still not sure of the solution! need to watch the explanation. doesnt help i was convinced for ages that it was a Cryptic Definition
Minute Cryptic - 9 September, 2025 "Liking when head of state becomes centrist?" (5) βͺοΈβͺοΈπ£π£π£π£π£π£ I scored: even par www.minutecryptic.com?utm_source=s...
insane how, for years, computers told the truth. you'd ask a calculator what 1+1 is and it'd say 2. then we invented AI, a computer that can lie, and THAT'S the computer everyone decided to believe
no better feeling. there's NO better feeling. got the minute cryptic in one? exhilarating. might have a wank just to celebrate.
Minute Cryptic - 6 September, 2025 "Small salad of lime and, say, cheese" (5) π£π£π£π£π£π£π£π£ I scored: 2 under par www.minutecryptic.com?utm_source=s...
Angela Rayner bent to just about all of current Labour's demands (derogatory). She has spent five years betraying her old values and making sure she toes the party line. And the party has Corbyn'd her anyway. I hope other leftwing MPs take this as a valuable lesson.
Nadine Dorries joins Nigel Farageβs Reform UK.
one of those Tesla "I bought this before he was a Nazi" bumper stickers but it's on a copy of Mein Kampf
she said she couldn't find Song 4 Mutya on Spotify. stupid fucking BITCH
"i say thank you to machines im gonna survive the robot apocalypse teehee" not me. i just told Alexa to kill herself. 12 times in a row β€οΈ
this is so fucked. we're all waiting for your employers to die, and i think we've waited very patiently.
oh i have zero issues with my own body and *i* think im hot, it's just that i wouldn't get matches on dating apps at the size i am LMFAO. like it'd solely just be so others find me attractive innit. but i dont care enough about dating to really be all that bothered honestly
in my experience am just like.. too big for people to be interested LOL. howeverrrr. unfortunately for kate moss, food tastes WAY better than skinny feels so i ultimately dont particularly give a fuck LMAO
rabbit by chas and dave x
sage advice from my wisest advisor
i mean last time i saw a photo of you you were a hottie so i wouldn't worry dear
i also love stuffing my face with biscuits and cake is the thing <3 and bake off is back. i can't go on a calorie deficit while watching bake off x
i should lose weight so i can start dating again but also i like food and hate exercise. so i may just remain single and content with it LMAO
im being heralded as a comedy queen in the tgirl discord and had to ground myself x
sometimes my friends will say "alice you're so funny" and it IMMEDIATELY goes to my head like just instant fucking overinflated ego. which is why i'm so grateful to have a friend like @kyridoulou.bsky.social who doesn't find me funny at ALL
The difference between the text of the post and the headline of the article below it is staggering
to boost our commitment to celebrating this great nation weβve allocated Β£6bn in funding to buy employers a nice big flag and weβre launching βflag hourβ, a special time to respect the flag and talk about the flag with colleagues π we are also extending all work days by one hour
back in my day we used to look at each other's cocks on Skype
oh wow i did not realise Heroic Games Launcher is available on Windows. i always just think of it as the tool for playing your Epic library on Steam Deck, i forgot it is also just.. an alternate launcher
jshelter makes the internet unusable because everyone wants to fingerprint you and everyone wants to use web workers (the latter of which is understandable to be fair LOL)
you dont realise HOW many websites use cloudflare turnstile & captcha until you install a plugin to block fingerprinting and then every website is inaccessible because you won't hand over your digital identity