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K! Bookmarked! Gonna look for these.
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Thanks, boo! It’s not even a banger *knock on wood* but it’s enough to make me feel like I’ve been hit by a truck.
We just need to start reading books by the lantern again and say fuck these streaming services.
Man
is this Upchurch
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Can’t forget my Sissy @monat1190.blacksky.app I steal all my memes from her.
You better!
Enjoying every second
Y’all! These headaches are wearing me out! 😩 I need this Botox to kick in. Shit is exhausting.
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I never forget watching wrestling that night. He did this the whole time he was on camera.
I’m kinda hesitant too 😬
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@solochills.blacksky.app With his crazy ass. 😂 @kindracotton.com always has something interesting to say I follow a lot of funny people. Y’all keep me laughing and smiling.
Oh! Off topic. What shells(? Is that right?) do you use for your empanadas? I was gonna get the Goya ones bc they’re the only ones I’m familiar with.
I’m finna watch the cult show! I need to see what this maniac going before the court was doing.
Kindness to you does not cancel abuse. Abusers choose who they charm and who they harm. Defending them only reveals more about the one defending.
I kinda felt obligated after I said I ain’t getting nothing sucked and tucked and stuffed and then she told me she had a BBL 😬
That heffa looks like Jigsaw and her brain is scrambled eggs. 😒
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That makes two of us.
We all know exactly who the bas guys are. Everybody's masks are off. And yet the good guys are still swinging at each other instead of at the bad guys. Every single time I read somebody criticizing anybody who is a good guy, it feels like wasted breath. Like wtf.
They looked good? 🤷🏾♀️
As an instructor I see first hand the way parents who just HAVE KIDS just because and think $$ is all they need to be a good parent. Y'all SHOULD be thinking realllllyyyyyy long and hard if you SHOULD be a parent. That's not eugenics that's just sound advice.
Ya girl is getting mini-twists Thursday. Fingers crossed that it looks good! 🤞🏾
What cracks me up are the folk who’ve made numerous Rapture predictions, have never been right, but folk still view them as religious/holy figures and they’re gonna drop more Rapture predictions in my lifetime still…
Yes, relax and get ready for your weekend! 💃🏾
I say all the time: You are Black and in America. NEITHER of us are in ANY position to mock each other’s circumstances. B/c life + this country will humble your Black ass QUICKLY.
I need to text the Bhris Brown-loving braider to see when she can do my mini-twists but I still haven’t taken these raggedy braids out 🥴
All the old people is out right now driving slow as shit.
PLEASE FOR LOVE OF GOD FUCK OFF WILL YA!! YOU PEOPLE DIDNT WANT HER SO SHE WENT OFF TO BE A PRIVATE CITIZEN! SHE DOESN’T OWE YOU A FUCK ASS THING!!!
That time my braider lifted up her shirt to show me her areolas after she got them reduced. Yeah, it wasn’t awkward or anything.
*taps mic* Yall, please take three deep breaths, in through your nose, out through your mouth. Walk away for a few. Maybe even til tomorrow. You guys are sniping at each other bad. We’re in GROSSLY stressful times, we’re all feeling it, and showing it too. You need to self-regulate.
Fuck. I just realized I wrote my lede graph 500 words into the piece. Gonna have to restructure the whole thing
I’m such a scaredy cat the trailer for the last one left me curious but scared. I went on Wikipedia to see what happened bc I couldn’t watch it 🫣
Right? What the H?! I’m so clumsy, girl, it’s ridiculous. Smh
It’ll work! I gotta stop being so clumsy, friend! 😩
I live WITH my mom, as in, this is her shit and I’m not the least bit embarrassed about it. No one knows our story, our relationship. I could live here forever if I wanted to. So I don’t feel the need to lie and tell ppl “My mom lives with me. I take care of her.” Nope. We’re good!
I’ve had folks come at me for moving in w/ my dad when times got rough. I’m sorry, you’re mocking me for… *checks notes* Having a loving parent who says, “I don’t care how old you are. Come home to regroup, refresh, reload, rebuild, & retry”? Don’t you dare mock me for something YOU don’t have.
Just spilled my Red Bull. Again. Will someone please post the video of the white guy shouting, “Same shit, different day!” 😩😩😩😩
Ahhhh shit! Let me lock in!
“My new book is called, ‘I Wanna Be A Ho.’” 😭😭😭😭
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Protect your peace
It’s on Kanopy and Hoopla y’all can watch it for free through your local library!
Y’all I just saw this documentary about an underground tickling ring. They would have tickling competitions and there was catfishing and crimes and the founder went to jail and everything like it was the strangest thing and I just had to tell somebody. I couldn’t carry this alone. 😭
And I just had some toast too. In my defense, I waked and baked. The munchies.
@p1z4t.blacksky.app I’m eating again. Ate Greek yogurt and granola for breakfast. Now I’m eating bacon and an egg 😩😩😩
Entered???
Let’s bring that byke!
Good morning Fam, How many of you unsavory souls are still with me? 🤣😭🤣😭🤣 Happy Rapture Day
I feel like I disagree with the blanket statement. I think it’s less about “boring” vs “exciting” and more about compatibility…finding someone whose rhythm of life feels good next to yours.
I’m not good at spotting it either unless it’s super obvious.
I need tips and tricks on how to spot AI. Besides the fingers, I never know.
Yes, indeed. It’s really something how our brains protect us through trauma.
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Lotta people only want the ability to do the evil things that they see the elite commit with impunity.
Absolutely.
Another sheet ripped! I think it’s this new mattress cover. So, new sheets are in order. I can never have no money!
None of them should be doing it. That’s what they refuse to see.
Boom!
Put him on a chain gang
Walking into #Tuesday like… Move B, get out the way!!! 🤣🤣🤣 #Knubia #KarenRebels #GenX #BlackSkyOver40 #MomLife #BlackSkyOver30 #Adulting #Menopause #Politics #LifeStyle #UrbanViewRadio #OfficeLife
If anyone says Puffy is “only doing what rich White men do” they will be blocked accordingly
Upsetti spaghetti! That’s cute! 😆
Yesterday was the first day of fall and it was still 85 outside. I’m very upsetti spaghetti.
“We prioritize science” = you lil stupid dumb ass bitch, you
Me too. I lost two pounds though so yay for small wins!
Wouldn’t that be a read? So many Black women could relate.
Thank ya! I waked and baked this morning
They’re lucky you didn’t file suit. You definitely would’ve been victorious. That’s beyond a hostile work environment.
People whose whole identity and life is their work are not comfortable sitting with themselves, imo.
You should! I’d read it!
I quit my job before that one because police came and beat up an unarmed Black man. A shop owner in the building who was the one to call the cops looked me dead in the eye said "mind your business & maybe I won't have to call them again" owners of my job thought I was being anxious for no reason.
I am SO sorry that you experienced this bullshit! And they think we’re exaggerating or flat out lying about the racism Black women are subjected to in the workplace 😤 Glad you’ve found some peace. 💜
Two of the best to ever do it!
Remembering the late great John Coltrane (September 23, 1926 – July 17, 1967) & the late great Ray Charles (September 23, 1930 – June 10, 2004) on their Birthday #Legends 💙💙🕊🕊
Oh Jeezuz! 🤦🏾♀️
Pink Floyd is gonna give you something you can smoke the ENTIRE blunt to.
It’s too bad for people who don't enjoy their own company. I be having A BALL by myself!
Not at all. Tf?
I be needing these people to understand that they titles don’t mean shit to me
Whew! She’s checked every box on the racist WW checklist.
CVS needs their ass whipped. Every time I go to dispose of meds in the disposal drop box it’s locked bc it’s full. 🤨
Morning, Sissy! Hope you’re well and have a wonderful day! 💜🩷💛
My previous job a coworker used it in front of me. She didn't get fired 🙄 and repeatedly came to my desk to tell me she doesn't get why she can't say it and that her whole family says it. And if she can't say it then rappers shouldn't say it either.
Wowwww! Fuck that. I’m so sorry. 😤
Last night was fun ✨
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Morning!
FUCK CANCER 💔
*lawsuit loading*
Tylenol said do not trust Earthworm Jim and Dementia D.
Yes and definitely YES! 💯😈🤣