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Sic Semper Terrence

@sluglife.bsky.social

created June 25, 2023

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5/9/2025, 8:57:19 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Ooh, I just remembered the spaghetti one

5/9/2025, 8:56:14 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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2001?

5/9/2025, 8:42:41 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Anybody can kickoff from the 35

5/9/2025, 8:33:39 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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If ANY of you had bothered to actually READ The Lord Of The Rings instead of just WATCH the WOKE MOVIES maybe you'd know what was going on here

5/9/2025, 8:31:44 PM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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The guy who ordered the atomic bombing of Japan went WOKE!

5/9/2025, 8:27:56 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Best option? Never kick😏😏😏

5/9/2025, 8:26:47 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Me: This bag is for my goalie mask Lindsey: Fuck you, you dumb fucking idiot

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5/9/2025, 6:47:11 PM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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5/9/2025, 6:39:55 PM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Ah shit, what happened now

5/9/2025, 6:38:04 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Eat both as a lesson to yourself

5/9/2025, 4:46:16 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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5/9/2025, 11:51:44 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Instant buy.

4/9/2025, 7:15:14 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Memberin some dudes

4/9/2025, 7:14:41 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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So sorry to hear, Rob

4/9/2025, 5:33:33 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Retire Jaro Spacek's #6 yesterday

4/9/2025, 5:01:59 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Retire Derek Roy's #9 and then fold the franchise IMO

4/9/2025, 4:48:25 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Most confusing title he's come up with yet

4/9/2025, 3:42:46 PM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I really really hope someone there makes him cry

4/9/2025, 3:38:43 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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THE PIT DEMANDS A SACRIFICE FUCK YOU GO BILLS

4/9/2025, 3:25:25 PM | 5 1 | View on Bluesky | view

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I didn't know he was from North Carolina

4/9/2025, 3:15:56 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Big Boss Penis

4/9/2025, 2:40:19 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Tage

4/9/2025, 1:02:30 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Do you eat beans? Do you like George Wendt?

3/9/2025, 8:19:55 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Oppenheimer? I barely knowpenheimer!

3/9/2025, 8:10:56 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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3/9/2025, 7:44:09 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Lisbon funicular derails, injuring some people reut.rs/4m1mihX

3/9/2025, 6:05:14 PM | 9 2 | View on Bluesky | view

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If this is a tax thing you can probably get the due date pushed out

3/9/2025, 5:39:01 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Government man: Dammit Oppenheimer we need more JIZZ DR Oppenheimer: I'm going as fast as I can! Government Man: STOP SWALLOWING IT! Me:

3/9/2025, 4:19:38 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Molly Penis

3/9/2025, 3:30:15 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Crash Penis

3/9/2025, 3:30:15 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Hardcore Penis

3/9/2025, 3:30:15 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Trying to infiltrate our society and study our culture, eh?

3/9/2025, 3:14:30 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Doink The Penis

3/9/2025, 2:03:02 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Ernest The Cat Penis

3/9/2025, 1:59:20 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Patch Zircher (@patrickzircher.bsky.social) reposted

James Cameron, who has 800 million dollars, thinks guys making an average of $76,000 a year are overpaid. In America, whenever someone gets rich, just stop buying their stuff.

3/9/2025, 7:31:11 AM | 46 7 | View on Bluesky | view

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I just saw Roscoe Parrish and Brandon Beane holding hands by the Sharkgirl statue

2/9/2025, 10:58:25 PM | 5 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Trump tried to put his hand in The Box That Kills You from Dune but it was actually a toaster

2/9/2025, 8:40:07 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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W on 9/8 when Cheney and Rumsfeld started getting antsy:

2/9/2025, 8:34:23 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Didn't even know that was an opinion

2/9/2025, 8:30:55 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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There's a card?

2/9/2025, 8:06:08 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I just saw Mario Williams walk into the Bills Players Only hang gliding facility

2/9/2025, 5:26:48 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Simultaneously less AND more racially insensitive

2/9/2025, 5:20:33 PM | 19 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Seems a little extreme go Bills

2/9/2025, 5:15:03 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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The only thing Gabe Davis never drops is a phone call from Brandon Beane

2/9/2025, 5:07:43 PM | 8 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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2/9/2025, 5:02:27 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Found Miami's next coach bababababyyyyy

2/9/2025, 1:48:39 PM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Man, speaking my language here

2/9/2025, 1:45:02 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Sounds like confirmation that you're pissing off the right people to me.

2/9/2025, 1:43:02 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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2/9/2025, 3:04:29 AM | 8 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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2/9/2025, 2:13:45 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I heard donald trump went into a restaurant and ate everything in the restaurant and they had to close the restaurant

2/9/2025, 1:37:54 AM | 5 1 | View on Bluesky | view

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Lreghorn

2/9/2025, 1:30:25 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Who's his GM, Peter Patio LMAO

2/9/2025, 12:19:08 AM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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This photo proves Trump is in perfect health.

1/9/2025, 11:49:58 PM | 1 1 | View on Bluesky | view

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Man On The Moon

1/9/2025, 11:35:31 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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This photo proves Trump is in perfect health

1/9/2025, 11:31:50 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Bills

1/9/2025, 10:13:21 PM | 7 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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now he’s the shittiest predator

RFK looks like a fuckin idiot lmao
1/9/2025, 6:58:22 PM | 53 8 | View on Bluesky | view

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LOL missed the road team part

1/9/2025, 7:15:56 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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1/9/2025, 7:15:29 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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And reward Terry and Kevyn for 15 years of bull shit? NO THANKS.

1/9/2025, 6:43:30 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Don't be mean to The Thing

1/9/2025, 6:34:08 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I will EBUG, but only for every other team in the NHL

1/9/2025, 6:33:22 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Dug out my goalie gear and got between the pipes for the first time in like two years today. Went really well! And no, I absolutely will not consider offers from Kevyn Adams!

1/9/2025, 6:30:42 PM | 6 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Hmmm... have you considered getting a new cat?

1/9/2025, 6:28:06 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture bort (@crushbort.bsky.social) reposted

Official Statement For Immediate Release On the evening of August 30, 2025, in New Hampshire, Mayor Giuliani was returning home from his weekly Saturday night dinner at Denny's. The Mayor had his usual order of Choconana Pancake Slam® with boysenberry syrup. Denny's had been out of boysenberry syrup for several months due to supply chain issues outside of its control and as such the Mayor had brought his own pitcher of homemade boysenberry syrup. However, this was not necessary as boysenberry syrup-and fan favorites blueberry, strawberry, and butter pecan —are now back at all 1,500 Denny's locations. While operating his vehicle, Mayor Giuliani noticed a drop of Denny's boysenberry syrup had fallen on his shoe at some point during his meal, which was under $20 even with a tip. Understandably, the Mayor did not want to let the unbeatable taste of authentic Denny's syrup go to waste after so long an absence and attempted to lean down to suck his shoe. After several subsequent collisions with other vehicles, Mayor Giuliani pulled over to the side of the road, exited his vehicle, and rolled onto his back in an attempt to better suck his own foot. At this time we believe the Mayor's violent thrashing during these repeated failed attempts resulted in numerous injuries. He was transported to a nearby trauma center, where he was diagnosed with severe diarrhea. There is no reason to believe this was as a result of the quality of his Denny's experience, but rather the Mayor's high level of physical activity so soon after eating. At this time, no further updates are available. This is the only statement authorized by Mayor Giuliani. Signed, Michael Ragu Chief Flavor Officer, Denny's USA
31/8/2025, 9:01:24 PM | 2833 537 | View on Bluesky | view

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Donald Trump has joined Hamas.

31/8/2025, 11:09:13 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Fuck you go Bills

31/8/2025, 10:47:44 PM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Brush pens really are kinda fuckin magical though

31/8/2025, 9:38:32 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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John Penis

31/8/2025, 7:29:34 PM | 2 1 | View on Bluesky | view

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Sgt. Penis

31/8/2025, 5:13:46 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Those willing, by contrast, to trade away the rights and dignity of transgender people or the poor cannot be considered friends of democracy any more than those who were willing to countenance second-class status for blacks and Jews.

31/8/2025, 1:01:14 PM | 3082 725 | View on Bluesky | view

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Little Spike Penis Big Dick Penis

31/8/2025, 12:53:36 PM | 1 1 | View on Bluesky | view

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D'Lo Penis

31/8/2025, 1:05:41 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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The Million Dollar Penis

31/8/2025, 1:01:39 PM | 1 1 | View on Bluesky | view

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"Grampa, what was wrestling like in the 90's?"

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31/8/2025, 12:57:51 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Pretty Peter Penis

31/8/2025, 12:49:42 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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The Niz

31/8/2025, 12:47:24 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Was debating between that or The Big Show Paul Penis

31/8/2025, 12:41:04 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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100%

31/8/2025, 8:59:12 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Dean Cain's gestapo career ending in training camp just like his pro football career LMAO

30/8/2025, 8:41:10 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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It's a real guy, though I wouldn't be surprised at all if he had an app write the article for him

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30/8/2025, 8:33:04 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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And it's hack!

30/8/2025, 7:14:18 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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CAN A SINGLE JOURNALIST OUTSIDE OF WNY PAY THE SLIGHTEST ACKNOWLEDGEMENT TO THE PERSON WHO MURDERED THE SABRES FOR FUCKS SAKE THIS SHIT ISN'T NEW

30/8/2025, 6:59:08 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Punching holes in drywall reading this garbage. Hack fucking journalism.

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30/8/2025, 6:53:27 PM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Our president is DYING and this is all you people care about?!

30/8/2025, 6:43:55 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Fuck you go Bills

30/8/2025, 6:40:38 PM | 9 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Juice Penis vs Big Penis bsky.app/profile/aewo...

30/8/2025, 3:26:26 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Sal Capaccio

30/8/2025, 2:28:34 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Greg Buck

30/8/2025, 1:44:53 PM | 14 3 | View on Bluesky | view

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I guess the shithead lives, so I’m on the bike with my sad girl songs. But afterwards I’m going to shower and look pretty because he is so ugly.

30/8/2025, 1:09:14 PM | 9 1 | View on Bluesky | view

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Ok fine I'll say it, I will be partying when Terry dies

30/8/2025, 1:18:32 PM | 4 1 | View on Bluesky | view

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See? Feels good doesn't it?

30/8/2025, 1:19:46 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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They made a whole ass amendment so the rest of us wouldn't have to put up with all of you trying to be coy online

30/8/2025, 1:17:47 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Sic Semper Terrence (@sluglife.bsky.social)

OMFG stop saying "wHeN iT hAPPeNs" say "when he finally fuckin dies" like you actually mean it

30/8/2025, 1:12:13 PM | 4 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture rax ‘levon honkers’ king (@raxkingisdead.bsky.social) reposted

not voting for this guy for jack shit find someone else for your lil 2028 election

29/8/2025, 7:54:44 PM | 1416 227 | View on Bluesky | view

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Nope.

29/8/2025, 6:20:17 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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So I guess they're not gonna fix that waterfall that popped through the ceiling a week or two ago then🤷‍♂️🤷‍♂️🤷‍♂️

29/8/2025, 6:19:43 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view