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The Dolores Claiborne of BlueSky. 🌒 DC = 🏠

created February 25, 2025

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Profile picture Brent, now with 8g of whole grains 🌾 (@slurmqueen.bsky.social) reply parent

loooove it

19/9/2025, 6:41:51 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Daniel Bond (@dwbond.bsky.social) reposted

I would have thought the shame of losing the Democrats a federal trifecta 2023-25 would have been enough but

19/9/2025, 6:07:05 PM | 5 2 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Brent, now with 8g of whole grains 🌾 (@slurmqueen.bsky.social) reply parent

i see sumn

19/9/2025, 4:49:54 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Dr. Amanda Baby, Divaa DiVoice Devotee (@xminust.bsky.social) reposted

What if we just fund healthcare instead of this? Sick children have to talk to robots because hospital CEOs and shareholders have insatiable greed.

19/9/2025, 4:12:38 PM | 1 2 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture bobby (@bobbylewis.bsky.social) reposted

big cats acting like little cats is one of life’s great joys

19/9/2025, 3:34:38 PM | 313 80 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Brent, now with 8g of whole grains 🌾 (@slurmqueen.bsky.social)

Happy #LetterboxdFriday! Time to post your #LastFourWatched 👋 📽️

19/9/2025, 3:31:51 PM | 11 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Josh Sorbe 🇺🇸 (@joshsorbe.bsky.social) reposted

My life was made immensely worse twelve years ago today. (I met Kristi Noem for the first time.)

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19/9/2025, 3:24:35 PM | 5 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Brent, now with 8g of whole grains 🌾 (@slurmqueen.bsky.social) reply parent

🙋🏻‍♂️

19/9/2025, 12:15:41 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Brent, now with 8g of whole grains 🌾 (@slurmqueen.bsky.social)

me every Friday

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19/9/2025, 12:15:10 PM | 6 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Brent, now with 8g of whole grains 🌾 (@slurmqueen.bsky.social)

Oof

cereal. bow 78 10h In an alternate timeline, Vice President Walz is reminding us to change our furnace filters © 27.6K Q343 Q343 G1.3K • 1K
19/9/2025, 12:11:22 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture JB 🐻✨🍉🪩 (@jbfromdc.bsky.social) reposted

maybe the guy who personally tears down homeless encampments is not the person we need going after the guy that wants to kill homeless people

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19/9/2025, 5:18:38 AM | 51 5 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Brent, now with 8g of whole grains 🌾 (@slurmqueen.bsky.social) reply parent

Oh fine. Headed to bed after a Stonewall Bocce night. :)

19/9/2025, 3:26:50 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Brent, now with 8g of whole grains 🌾 (@slurmqueen.bsky.social) reply parent

Hey king 🥰

19/9/2025, 3:22:58 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Brent, now with 8g of whole grains 🌾 (@slurmqueen.bsky.social) reply parent

🤤🤤🤤🤤

19/9/2025, 3:19:27 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture jack o (@obrienjohnjack.bsky.social) reposted

i dont want to click one more cookie preference pop up for as long as i live

19/9/2025, 2:27:43 AM | 24 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Brent, now with 8g of whole grains 🌾 (@slurmqueen.bsky.social) reply parent

No problem bb 👅🍑

19/9/2025, 2:33:24 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Brent, now with 8g of whole grains 🌾 (@slurmqueen.bsky.social) reply parent

🤤😮‍💨

19/9/2025, 2:30:45 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Brent, now with 8g of whole grains 🌾 (@slurmqueen.bsky.social)

THANK GOD. I can't wait to vote for him in the primary.

18/9/2025, 7:50:36 PM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Matthew 8647 ❌👑 (@authoridad.bsky.social) reposted

what the fuck

18/9/2025, 7:34:04 PM | 1 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Rahul Kohli (@rahulkohli13.bsky.social) reposted

On the plus side, I guess actors have just figured out a way to get out of their TV contracts 🤗

18/9/2025, 7:12:06 PM | 628 39 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Brent, now with 8g of whole grains 🌾 (@slurmqueen.bsky.social)

18/9/2025, 6:35:43 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Brent, now with 8g of whole grains 🌾 (@slurmqueen.bsky.social) reply parent

This interests me.

18/9/2025, 6:29:23 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture itsonlyzach (@itsonlyzach.bsky.social) reposted

Don't you DARE fucking talk to me until I've found out what Ezra Klein is worried about today!

18/9/2025, 6:26:30 PM | 13 2 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture it’s g ♍️ (@yourprettyboy.bsky.social) reposted

how it feels to be in public after sucking dick

SpongeBob in a movie theater with dick breath and fixing it on another fish. She’s been de-wigged
18/9/2025, 6:14:32 PM | 127 8 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Brent, now with 8g of whole grains 🌾 (@slurmqueen.bsky.social) reply parent

wowwww

18/9/2025, 6:14:05 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture BOOMER BANKS (@boomerbanks.bsky.social) reposted

Happy hump (ME) day

Foreskinmafia.com
18/9/2025, 6:10:31 PM | 311 27 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Brent, now with 8g of whole grains 🌾 (@slurmqueen.bsky.social)

Bulge Thread

18/9/2025, 5:53:45 PM | 14 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Brent, now with 8g of whole grains 🌾 (@slurmqueen.bsky.social) reply parent

I signed up for a tattoo appointment. I need a cute Brazilian man to needle me.

18/9/2025, 5:17:40 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Brent, now with 8g of whole grains 🌾 (@slurmqueen.bsky.social) reply parent

🤤

18/9/2025, 4:58:11 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Brent, now with 8g of whole grains 🌾 (@slurmqueen.bsky.social) reply parent

OHHHH I thought you were getting a PA ha

18/9/2025, 4:42:19 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Brent, now with 8g of whole grains 🌾 (@slurmqueen.bsky.social)

A bunch of cat ladies are about to find out how much gay porn I post.

18/9/2025, 4:41:37 PM | 5 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Brent, now with 8g of whole grains 🌾 (@slurmqueen.bsky.social)

#tbt to 20+ years ago when I had hair.

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18/9/2025, 4:17:26 PM | 6 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Brent, now with 8g of whole grains 🌾 (@slurmqueen.bsky.social) reply parent

i see sumn 🍆

18/9/2025, 3:38:59 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Brent, now with 8g of whole grains 🌾 (@slurmqueen.bsky.social)

Excited to hear about the strongly-worded letter you're writing!

18/9/2025, 2:48:37 PM | 7 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Brent, now with 8g of whole grains 🌾 (@slurmqueen.bsky.social) reply parent

😮‍💨

18/9/2025, 2:45:23 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Brent, now with 8g of whole grains 🌾 (@slurmqueen.bsky.social)

Teeth are such a scam. $1300 for a cleaning, X-rays, and two fillings.

18/9/2025, 2:17:24 PM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Brent, now with 8g of whole grains 🌾 (@slurmqueen.bsky.social) reply parent

I need to fall into money so I can apply for permanent residency in Canada 😿

18/9/2025, 3:01:55 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Portal 🐨🐾 (@portal.slut.dog) reposted

If the State designates anti-fascism as terrorism, then the State itself is fascist. This is not an opinion. This is fact.

18/9/2025, 2:55:15 AM | 48 10 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture JB 🐻✨🍉🪩 (@jbfromdc.bsky.social) reposted

welcome to the resistance, Karl Rove

18/9/2025, 1:56:44 AM | 16 2 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Jon Wong (黃智義) 🏳️‍🌈🧧 (@thewongmann.bsky.social) reposted

MAGA loves to decry China and the CCP but honestly at this moment what is the difference between living under the CCP and living under MAGA?

18/9/2025, 1:57:39 AM | 4 2 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture nacho likes airplanes (@nachochip.bsky.social) reposted

every 6 seconds someone is admitted to a hospital. that someone is jair bolsonaro.

18/9/2025, 1:10:54 AM | 99 9 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Tim Onion (@bencollins.bsky.social) reposted reply parent

There’s a once-in-a-lifetime opportunity for people to build on the rubble of what’s being destroyed before our eyes. Private corporations bending over to forcefeed everyone government-approved speech is evil and amoral, but more than anything this creates boring, inauthentic, unwatchable shit.

18/9/2025, 12:27:43 AM | 9813 1685 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Matthew 8647 ❌👑 (@authoridad.bsky.social) reposted

18/9/2025, 12:00:11 AM | 1 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Brent, now with 8g of whole grains 🌾 (@slurmqueen.bsky.social)

Just made a purchase.

tee shirt that says “Nazi Lives Don’t Matter”
18/9/2025, 12:26:53 AM | 11 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture valentine (@dozygay.bsky.social) reposted

this literally happened four days ago and some homeless people were killed but he’s still on the air…

18/9/2025, 12:18:04 AM | 46 3 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Tim Onion (@bencollins.bsky.social) reposted

Becoming increasingly clear we’re gonna have to build a parallel infrastructure for all the media we really love. The reason all of this is happening under the color of law is hyperconsolidation, dissent being traded straight up for merger approval, or fear of harassment.

18/9/2025, 12:22:11 AM | 39873 8919 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Brent, now with 8g of whole grains 🌾 (@slurmqueen.bsky.social)

I need to start my dental appointment tomorrow by telling them I’m in no mood to hear how I’m not using the water pick enough.

17/9/2025, 11:50:39 PM | 5 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture uhh ok (@conwhore.bsky.social) reposted

i charged my old digital camera :D

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17/9/2025, 11:33:33 PM | 306 24 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture it’s ya boi Nixo 🍉🌈 (@nixostorme.bsky.social) reposted

17/9/2025, 11:33:47 PM | 108 8 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture T (@alikchi.bsky.social) reposted

I honestly thought 2002-2005 would be the low point of my lifetime but like damn

17/9/2025, 11:37:11 PM | 42 8 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Stan Chera memorial fund (@milesklee.bsky.social) reposted reply parent

can't believe the Woke GOP finally canceled him for the Karl Malone blackface

17/9/2025, 11:18:03 PM | 52 7 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Depression But Sexy (@tallgayginger.bsky.social) reposted

They knew exactly that their main demographic was closet pre-teen boys who couldn't get a ride to the underwear section at K Mart

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17/9/2025, 11:15:57 PM | 27 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Tim Onion (@bencollins.bsky.social) reposted

Jesus Christ.

17/9/2025, 10:32:03 PM | 1357 189 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Brent, now with 8g of whole grains 🌾 (@slurmqueen.bsky.social)

My targeted ads are fucking vile 🤮

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17/9/2025, 10:30:29 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Iron Chef Bot (@ironchefbot.bsky.social) reposted

Frame #40450 from S03 -E11 - 2000th Plate Special - Part 1-627682
17/9/2025, 8:30:24 PM | 25 7 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture valentine (@dozygay.bsky.social) reposted

if you are promoting your twitter account on bluesky you clearly do not know how to read the room

17/9/2025, 8:30:04 PM | 205 14 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Acyn (@acyn.bsky.social) reposted

Obama: We have to recognize that on both sides there are people who are extremists But I will say that those extreme views were not in my White House. I wasn’t embracing them. I wasn’t empowering them. I wasn’t putting the weight of the government behind extremist views.

17/9/2025, 8:01:20 PM | 18148 4967 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture valentine (@dozygay.bsky.social) reposted

if i’m ever in the area

17/9/2025, 7:50:22 PM | 126 4 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Brent, now with 8g of whole grains 🌾 (@slurmqueen.bsky.social)

Now why did they choose a lens like this.

Peter Cushing and a woman in Corrupted (1968). They’re in a train berth on opposite sides and it looks like his jacket is 80 sizes too big.
17/9/2025, 7:46:10 PM | 5 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Rafi (@therafischwartz.bsky.social) reposted

Genuinely curious to see what sort of new and creative ways people choose to deface this thing.

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17/9/2025, 4:30:50 PM | 624 70 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Brent, now with 8g of whole grains 🌾 (@slurmqueen.bsky.social) reply parent

oooo that's cool.

17/9/2025, 7:30:23 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Cindy Lou Peeples (@milheril.bsky.social) reposted

"If we're going to win voters away from the the Nazi party, we need to play down the whole 'Jews are people' thing."

17/9/2025, 7:05:59 PM | 2 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Brent, now with 8g of whole grains 🌾 (@slurmqueen.bsky.social) reply parent

I don’t have any of those but I do have Psycho Jenny on my list.

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17/9/2025, 7:06:28 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Brent, now with 8g of whole grains 🌾 (@slurmqueen.bsky.social) reply parent

Ooooo whatcha getting

17/9/2025, 6:51:46 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Brent, now with 8g of whole grains 🌾 (@slurmqueen.bsky.social)

It makes more sense when you find out it was founded by a Fetterman staffer.

17/9/2025, 5:58:34 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Brent, now with 8g of whole grains 🌾 (@slurmqueen.bsky.social)

It Follows (2014), dir. David Robert Mitchell

17/9/2025, 5:51:31 PM | 3 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Brent, now with 8g of whole grains 🌾 (@slurmqueen.bsky.social)

people who use their letterboxd review to provide a synopsis of the movie. why.

17/9/2025, 5:50:58 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Brent, now with 8g of whole grains 🌾 (@slurmqueen.bsky.social)

Love when bae posts a cute IG story 🥰

Mason Gooding shirtless on his IG story
17/9/2025, 5:27:36 PM | 5 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture valentine (@dozygay.bsky.social) reposted

found my halloween costume

Spirit costume - THE GUY I WAS TELLING MY FRIENDS ABOUT TWO WEEKS AGO mistr SIZE COSTUME ONE SIZE FITS MOST!
17/9/2025, 5:19:01 PM | 200 18 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Timotheoswa (@timotheoswa.bsky.social) reposted

The question defines the shape of the answer 🪷

17/9/2025, 5:22:09 PM | 1 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Brent, now with 8g of whole grains 🌾 (@slurmqueen.bsky.social) reply parent

It's on streaming on Shudder. Aside from twinkbutt, it's one of the first movies - especially horror movies - to portray a gay man in a positive light.

17/9/2025, 3:59:45 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Brent, now with 8g of whole grains 🌾 (@slurmqueen.bsky.social) reply parent

The taste! Have you seen Butcher Baker Nightmare Maker yet? It’s the gold star of 80s campy twink-based horror.

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17/9/2025, 3:46:56 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Brent, now with 8g of whole grains 🌾 (@slurmqueen.bsky.social) reply parent

YUP!

17/9/2025, 3:41:44 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture it’s ya boi Nixo 🍉🌈 (@nixostorme.bsky.social) reposted

guess who woke up feeling really sad but now feels a lot better! image unrelated

meme of guy surrounded by monsters labeled “doom” “gloom” and “mental illness”. another guy walks up and hugs sad looking guy. the new guy is labeled “jorkin’ my peenar”
17/9/2025, 2:25:52 PM | 183 10 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Brent, now with 8g of whole grains 🌾 (@slurmqueen.bsky.social)

I can't believe the news is gonna make me hear about this asshole until *I'm* dead.

17/9/2025, 1:06:21 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Dré (@jotomami.bsky.social) reposted

Every time I see a Democrat fight back like this I send them a great job signal by donating the money I would have spent on my morning coffee to their campaign. Donate button at the bottom of her page! Encourage those who can to make coffee at home this morning 😉 karinavilla.com/about/

17/9/2025, 10:48:40 AM | 26 3 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Brent, now with 8g of whole grains 🌾 (@slurmqueen.bsky.social)

Post a movie you like with a terrible Rotten Tomatoes score 📽️

17/9/2025, 1:25:32 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Tim Onion (@bencollins.bsky.social) reposted

A Supreme Court that agrees with 19% of the population, great.

17/9/2025, 12:34:57 AM | 2344 476 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Brent, now with 8g of whole grains 🌾 (@slurmqueen.bsky.social)

Bubba Ho-tep (2002), dir. Don Coscarelli

16/9/2025, 11:00:12 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Brent, now with 8g of whole grains 🌾 (@slurmqueen.bsky.social)

D G F E C B A

16/9/2025, 10:52:04 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Brent, now with 8g of whole grains 🌾 (@slurmqueen.bsky.social) reply parent

Wowwwww 🥰

16/9/2025, 9:48:24 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Wrecked (@wrecked9n76e.bsky.social) reposted reply parent

Karina Villa protecting her constituents by literally running ICE off the streets in West Chicago and yelling to residents to stay inside their homes.

16/9/2025, 7:48:33 PM | 10736 3153 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Kashana (@kashana.blacksky.app) reposted

Excited to see that we’re doing “you know, sometimes black people commit suicide by hanging themselves from trees”

16/9/2025, 1:06:32 PM | 417 112 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Marie Le Conte (@youngvulgarian.marieleconte.com) reposted

not an exaggeration to say I am WEEPING with laughter at this reply from someone who hadn't seen that Robert Redford died today

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16/9/2025, 12:53:14 PM | 13089 1858 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Gef the Toking Mongoose (@geftokingmongoose.bsky.social) reposted

honestly I'm more impressed the bear was on lawnmower

For You USA TODAY Elderly man dies after bear attacks him on lawnmower
16/9/2025, 8:07:34 PM | 312 43 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Brent, now with 8g of whole grains 🌾 (@slurmqueen.bsky.social)

People love giving that Republican who profits off this festival money.

16/9/2025, 6:24:25 PM | 4 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Alex Grey 🤍🩶 (@alexdualgrey.bsky.social) reposted

He can't keep getting away with this 😮‍💨🥵

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16/9/2025, 6:12:37 PM | 65 2 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Brent, now with 8g of whole grains 🌾 (@slurmqueen.bsky.social)

yup!

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16/9/2025, 5:30:36 PM | 6 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Brent, now with 8g of whole grains 🌾 (@slurmqueen.bsky.social) reply parent

Yes plz

16/9/2025, 4:01:55 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Brent, now with 8g of whole grains 🌾 (@slurmqueen.bsky.social) reply parent

YIKES

16/9/2025, 3:26:17 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Patrick Chovanec (@prchovanec.bsky.social) reposted

Yesterday, the Attorney General asserted that "hate speech" is not free speech. Today, the President asserted that speech that is "mean" or "unfair' to him is "hate speech". Water funparks have slopes that are less slippery than this.

16/9/2025, 3:10:57 PM | 3818 826 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Brent, now with 8g of whole grains 🌾 (@slurmqueen.bsky.social)

Need to find me a Canadian man so I can get out of this fascist hellhole country. Lawd.

16/9/2025, 3:07:03 PM | 6 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Brent, now with 8g of whole grains 🌾 (@slurmqueen.bsky.social)

bro look at my opposition party

Mediaite headline:
16/9/2025, 3:02:15 PM | 6 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Ryan Short Shorts ☀️⛱️🩳 (@crshort81.bsky.social) reposted

Man, he’s so good.

16/9/2025, 2:57:48 PM | 58 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture bitch lasagna (american hole wizard) (@jokerpajamas.top) reposted

Thank you, Apple News. This is exactly the kind of hard-hitting journalism I look for.

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16/9/2025, 2:55:36 PM | 20 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Brent, now with 8g of whole grains 🌾 (@slurmqueen.bsky.social)

Was VERY stressed yesterday so I made a tattoo appointment for early October to get the QUEEN Kirsten Dunst added to the collection.

Kirsten Dunst in some Marie Antoinette garb smoking a cigarette on set.
16/9/2025, 2:35:19 PM | 6 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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16/9/2025, 2:22:32 PM | 18 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Cindy Lou Peeples (@milheril.bsky.social) reposted

Omg he’s still so hot! 🥵

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16/9/2025, 2:21:00 PM | 16 2 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Brent, now with 8g of whole grains 🌾 (@slurmqueen.bsky.social)

How is it the year of our LORD 2025 and people still don’t know the face mask goes over your mouth AND your nose.

16/9/2025, 2:19:28 PM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view