I’m never going to get over the time I asked for cosplay inspiration for “overweight men who weren’t joke characters” and I literally got a bunch of suggestions of overweight men who were joke characters
He/They. 32 y/o. Singer, Cosplayer, Actor, Non-Profit Worker. I got suspended in kindergarten because I wouldn’t eat a Sloppy Joe.
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I’m never going to get over the time I asked for cosplay inspiration for “overweight men who weren’t joke characters” and I literally got a bunch of suggestions of overweight men who were joke characters
Okay never mind it’s the stupid eye bug
The most unbelievable thing about Alien Earth is that a human could ever outrun a Xenomorph
Man, in Alien Earth EVERYTHING just goes wrong doesn’t it
The reason I know my eyes aren’t pure blue is because I don’t look like a damn white walker when you shine a light in my face
Gale of Waterdeep everybody. I can’t believe I got my shit together enough to cosplay this guy to a convention!
Gender is complicated
Sorry for the potentially triggering sad boy posting, but it’s really tough like.. KNOWING than you’re not conventionally attractive anymore when you once were Like I was a PRETTY girl. I look fine as a dude, but I gained weight and have a round face and shit I’m def happier as a man, but it sucks
I’m beginning to think being thin is just impossible if it’s not your natural body type
Thank you!
Gale of Waterdeep everybody. I can’t believe I got my shit together enough to cosplay this guy to a convention!
This is the funniest thing I’ve ever done.
It’s such an experience every time.
Will I ever get to cosplay someone without people going “wow! You look way like (instert fat character)!” ?
Me: here’s my Gale cosplay! BG3 Subreddit: WOW YOU LOOK LIKE GILMORE FROM CRITICAL ROLE Dude what I’m SO white
GOING TO GRAD SCHOOL IN JANUARY
She’s beautiful
Forever angry that me being hot Gale doesn’t get more attention because the BG3 hype is over
“Oh, What A Tangled Weave We Web” - Gale of Waterdeep Sorry not sorry, I cosplayed Gale to a convention today and badly photoshopped the netherese orb onto myself. Don’t come for me.
AYO
I feel this in my bones
Dead lift: 235 Squat: 255 Bench: 152.5 We gettin STRONG out here
PLEASE do.
Man I REALLY want to talk to someone about Alien Earth
I’m trying to eat better but DAMN do I want this chocolate bar
I’m using my real hair for a cosplay for the first time in like a decade and I’m SO nervous that it’s going to look like ass
Without downloading any new images, where are you mentally?
I cannot believe I cosplayed this trash heap of a man, and made the entire thing. I did a lot of thrift store alteration, but still what the hell.
I’m so disgusted by my own body right nowwwww ✌🏻🤪
If I’m physically affectionate with you in any way it’s a BIG deal
All of my tattoos do currently have meaning, but that’s probably not always going to be the case, and sometimes I just want cool art on my body, and I don’t like having to explain my tattoo to Auntie Martha
I look like such an old man but like in a hot sexy way
I’m stepping back into cosplay with SUCH trepidation. Past experiences have made me wary of people’s comments on my body and face, so we’ll see how things go
Having been back on T for 3-4 months at this point has my face actually looking like a 32 year old man again. Also Gale Dekarios.
Well it happened. I’ve been sent to collections for the tune of $4300 because someone couldn’t get their own shit together and now once again I’m responsible for their fuck ups.
I need to be playing in more tabletop campaigns.
I want more ear piercings but I’m afraid they’ll keloid. Like how cute would a double helix piercing be with little rings. Ugh.
This gave me heart burn
*top surgery
Yeah but I don’t have the “boobies” for dad bod gale. Such is the struggle of having had too surgery is that if you don’t have bulging pecs, you’re entirely flat.
I literally tried ChatGPT one single time, and I hated the result, threw it in the trash, and started completely from scratch on my writing project. It’s bad.
If I were more in shape (constantly working on it) I’d do a spicy Gale photoshoot. I’m just mad that I have no visible pecs to speak of, even though I can lift some (relatively) heavy weight. Stupid genetics.
Yes I’m caught up in it Yes I want a Labubu
Nostalgia is a toxic impulse but also I miss the time when tech trends were things like "let's put everything in a translucent colored plastic case" instead of "let's add software to everything that lies and also accelerates climate change"
There are just so many things I wanna tell so many people I’m fine though
Maybe if I want to cosplay anime characters I’ll just wear a mask and only do makeup on my eyes 🥲
These comments just made me want to puke a little bit.
Having one of those “my face and body are disgusting and deformed” nights because people on the internet are mean
I fear my face has gone too far into the masc Slovenian direction to pull off cutesy anime boys anymore But at least I can pull off Gale
I recently started getting into the Fate franchise and I realized a few things 1. I’m in way over my head 2. There are SO many cool designs 3. I want to cosplay SOMETHING but I’m afraid indecision and skill level will get in the way
I’M SORRY WHO ALLOWED THIS
I’M SORRY WHO ALLOWED THIS
I can’t believe that Moulin Rouge made me want to go out to drink alone and cry into my vodka soda. I’m not going to, but that’s the vibe tonight.
I forget how fucking mean people can be on the internet. Someone said I look like this guy.
The wig is giving me all sorts of trouble right now and it needs to be thinned and styled, and I need to iron it and make a few adjustments but… GALE DEKARIOS EVERYONE
Okay that was the last time I promise
STOP SEPARATING OUT TRANS PEOPLE FROM CIS PEOPLE IN SURVEYS THAT ARENT MEDICAL??? EVEN THEN IT CAN BE SUS?
Absolutely! I walk in the door and her yells are there to greet me.
That’s what I call her! Sometimes Squeakers.
Oh she’s SO comfortable
Thank you! She’s very small
Then and Now I got Pipsqueak back in March and she’s come out of her shell SO MUCH. She now yells at me every second of the day and I love her for it She’s also gained some “happy cat” weight, but she’s now on a lite food diet so it should be resolved shortly
Alien isolation is a horror game that every gamer should play. It’s terrifying, intense and will stay with you long after the credits roll. I will never stop praising this game.
Real sick of people posting photos of celebrities who are just aging naturally and being like “WHAT HAPPENED TO THEM THEY WERE SO ATTRACTIVE” They still are motherfucker, they’re just not young anymore and that’s FINE
I will NEVER understand how microwaves make crunchy things soggy, and soggy things crunchy
“The AI in the study probably prompted doctors to become over-reliant on its recommendations, ‘leading to clinicians becoming less motivated, less focused, and less responsible when making cognitive decisions without AI assistance,’ the scientists said in the paper.”
And you know what, me too
See the thing about having expensive hobbies or collecting expensive things is that either A) you make sacrifices Or B) you find a way to make money to fund it C) go into tens of thousands of dollars of debt Is a stupid option
Sometimes I wanna yell into the void about NSFW stuff but there are people who follow me here that I would be embarrassed if they saw it 😬
I recently picked up The Art of Alien: Isolation and it is a thing of beauty, not least because of all the beautiful costume designs by @calumalexanderwatt.bsky.social
ALIEN EARTH COMES OUT TOMORROW
I’m so much stronger than I used to be, but I feel like I don’t look any different and that’s SUPER frustrating
Pissed as hell about $3500
Getting hotter is too expensive I must get funnier
Half assed is better than zero assed!
Kinda wanna do a photoshoot with my Gale cosplay but I have no idea who to even talk to about that
Pissed as hell about $3500
Like cosplaying Cloud in a dress Or Gale in the Wavemother‘s Robe Or any number of stupid buff men in maid’s dresses
I feel like I’ve reached the point in transition where I can wear dresses for silly hee hee reasons and I won’t feel dysphoric
Okay your wig is incredible. I’m having absolutely the hardest time finding a good one
My power bill literally went up by 150% because of this shit
There’s like 500 men on TikTok who do this and makes me SO uncomfortable
Let’s play spot the differences
Feeling good today
Feeling good today
I feel like I should try once again to play the Horse Game. (Red Dead Redemption 2)
I’m so glad that I rock Gale without having to look like a little twinky anime boy. This is truly a cosplay made for me.
Thank you!
Thanks! I just struggle with my history as a cosplayer. And my hair is so FLAT compared to Gale’s
The wig is giving me all sorts of trouble right now and it needs to be thinned and styled, and I need to iron it and make a few adjustments but… GALE DEKARIOS EVERYONE
Guy at work bragging about having a puzzle that nobody could solve in one of his games. Dude that’s not good design, that’s just being rude to your players. Theres also a difference between an easy puzzle and a solvable puzzle. Would I be good at figuring out how to do that? Not necessarily.
The loneliness is really starting to come after me
The way I’m fighting a crash out on a daily basis right now cannot be healthy
#단다단 #Dandadan #ダンダダン
dandadandadnadadandadan
I hate when an opportunity presents itself and then is taken away by something stupid
I don’t know but I really wish I could do it again
I miss this day because I think it was legitimately the hottest I’ve ever been
