Coach

Coach (@smellslikecoach.bsky.social)

Coach thinks it’s time for some quality locker room time together

Coach (@smellslikecoach.bsky.social)

You’ve gotta thank Coach for the ride somehow

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*spit in hand* take a seat

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😮‍💨

Coach (@smellslikecoach.bsky.social)

Let’s stretch you out, Sport.

Coach (@smellslikecoach.bsky.social)

Thinking about your ass

Coach (@smellslikecoach.bsky.social)

Coach smells like a hard day at work

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Let’s go

Coach (@smellslikecoach.bsky.social)

The only growth hormone you need

Coach (@smellslikecoach.bsky.social)

Looking for volunteers to help cool my balls off in this heat

Coach (@smellslikecoach.bsky.social) reply parent

I got jobs for you

Coach (@smellslikecoach.bsky.social) reply parent

😮‍💨😈 want

Coach (@smellslikecoach.bsky.social)

I think we should take these off

Coach (@smellslikecoach.bsky.social)

You gonna be my Tight End this season, Sport?

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😮‍💨

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Coach’s hit different

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We may need to take them off to be safe

Coach (@smellslikecoach.bsky.social)

Coach’s shorts are barely holding on today

Coach (@smellslikecoach.bsky.social)

Smells good huh?

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I’ll save you a seat in the sauna

Coach (@smellslikecoach.bsky.social)

Let’s get back in the sauna for round 2 lads

Coach (@smellslikecoach.bsky.social)

Winner takes all, Son

Coach (@smellslikecoach.bsky.social)

There’s a heat wave here boys. Coach’s pits are workin’ overtime

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😮‍💨

Coach (@smellslikecoach.bsky.social)

Smellin’ like a Gorilla after that workout

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🔥

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*spits in hand*

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🤔 worth a try

Coach (@smellslikecoach.bsky.social) reply parent

👋🏻

Coach (@smellslikecoach.bsky.social)

You wanna taste how Coach’s day went?

Coach (@smellslikecoach.bsky.social)

Good Boy, breathe it in. You belong to Coach now.

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😮‍💨 🔥

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And the rest :)

Coach (@smellslikecoach.bsky.social)

On your knees and line up, boys. You’re all getting a performance review today.

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🔥

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You know your duty

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Good idea!

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😮‍💨

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Get up here

Coach (@smellslikecoach.bsky.social)

Back to Coach’s place to celebrate the game. Who’s the MVP riding up front with me.

Coach (@smellslikecoach.bsky.social)

Coach thinks you’ve been way too cocky lately and it’s time to remind you who’s boss around here

Coach (@smellslikecoach.bsky.social)

The most accurate way to measure Coach’s back is to wrap your legs around it

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🍆

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✈️

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A good boy like you definitely earned it ;)

Coach (@smellslikecoach.bsky.social) reply parent

It’s like someone took a photo of us

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“Accidentally” penetrate and impregnate

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🏃‍♂️

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😮‍💨

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😮‍💨 🔥

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🍆

Coach (@smellslikecoach.bsky.social)

Strapp’d in for leg day @strappmetal.bsky.social

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*tackle*

Coach (@smellslikecoach.bsky.social)

Wanna smell like Coach, Son?

Coach (@smellslikecoach.bsky.social) reply parent

🔥

Coach (@smellslikecoach.bsky.social)

Smelling manly after that workout

Coach (@smellslikecoach.bsky.social) reply parent

Double team!

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😮‍💨 🍆💦

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Good Lad 😏

Coach (@smellslikecoach.bsky.social)

Hanging like a Bull all day. Must be #fcf

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😵‍💫

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The team looks up to Coach

Coach (@smellslikecoach.bsky.social)

First one who can’t handle the heat has to lick the sweat off Coach’s sack - those the rules, Lads.

Coach (@smellslikecoach.bsky.social) reply parent

Always

Coach (@smellslikecoach.bsky.social) reply parent

Definitely a two hand job

Coach (@smellslikecoach.bsky.social) reply parent

Bite down on that pillow. I’m going to have to use some force.

Coach (@smellslikecoach.bsky.social) reply parent

🙌🏼 😏

Coach (@smellslikecoach.bsky.social)

Oorah! Lads. No concealed weapons at Coach’s place. Get your kit off.

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😮‍💨 🍆 💦

Coach (@smellslikecoach.bsky.social) reply parent

💪🏼 🙌🏼

Coach (@smellslikecoach.bsky.social) reply parent

Let’s sweat

Coach (@smellslikecoach.bsky.social) reply parent

Half the fat, same great taste

Coach (@smellslikecoach.bsky.social)

Spring bod in progress 🚧

Coach (@smellslikecoach.bsky.social) reply parent

Show me what you got big lad

Coach (@smellslikecoach.bsky.social) reply parent

Better make it 2 or 3 loads to be sure

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*chomp*

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😮‍💨🔥

Coach (@smellslikecoach.bsky.social)

Hey Bro, you still awake? Coach can’t sleep…

Coach (@smellslikecoach.bsky.social) reply parent

Or a do-over

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🍿

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😮‍💨

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That’s a good boy

Coach (@smellslikecoach.bsky.social)

Breath it in Son

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🔥

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😵‍💫

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Just a taste 👅

Coach (@smellslikecoach.bsky.social)

Report to Coach’s office. We’re guzzling protein.

Coach (@smellslikecoach.bsky.social)

Field trip, Boys. Who’s up front with Coach

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We should keep an eye on them

Coach (@smellslikecoach.bsky.social)

Smells like #fcf

Coach (@smellslikecoach.bsky.social)

What free will?

Coach (@smellslikecoach.bsky.social)

Some times you just gotta unload after a heavy workout right team? Who’s gonna help Coach out.

Coach (@smellslikecoach.bsky.social) reply parent

😮‍💨

Coach (@smellslikecoach.bsky.social)

You don’t need to think anymore. You follow Coach now.

Coach (@smellslikecoach.bsky.social) reply parent

🔥

Coach (@smellslikecoach.bsky.social)

Just have a feel bud, I know you wanna - just between us.

Coach (@smellslikecoach.bsky.social) reply parent

Only if you want to lose your free will

Coach (@smellslikecoach.bsky.social)

Whipping out your fat cock on a Friday is good for team morale lads

Coach (@smellslikecoach.bsky.social)

Coach says nothing bonds the team more than quality trough time

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Brace yourself, I’m going in