Gloria, Myst Bluffin' ⛏️
@smilodonichthys.bsky.social
venmo to help my elderly cat with hyperthyroidism and kidney failure https://venmo.com/code?user_id=3928058205571118340 She/her cis & bi so you might have a chance Pokémon Go trainer account: 6789 8103 8337
created August 14, 2023
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Josh Luke Davis 🏳️🌈 (@joshlukedavis.com) reposted
woah this is genuinely, utterly WILD Ant queens of one species produce males of another species, so she can then mate with them and produce hybrid workers! This is so gloriously weird I can't quite compute it 🤯🧪🐜 www.nature.com/articles/d41...
Susie Leopold (@blastylavagrrrl.bsky.social) reposted
This one has been tough. Two pretty blues that can be gems. Cute + blue are my weaknesses (for minerals). #Jeremejevite is pleochroic & multi-hued. #Haüyne is volcanic and bright blue. I'm going with volcanic, but I enjoyed learning about jeremejevite. www.mindat.org/photo-140088...
CosmoQuest (@cosmoquest.org) reposted
Today, we have 2 minerals that do weird things with polarized light, & look kinda blue doing it. #Haüyne is "sometimes" used as a gem, & didn't catch our fancy. Now, #Jeremejevite is a rare crystal prized in jewelry BUT ALSO can generate electricity under pressure (Piezoelectric #IYKYK). eRock wins!
Gloria, Myst Bluffin' ⛏️ (@smilodonichthys.bsky.social) reply parent
Like she wasn't even trying to speak in code, she just straight up forgot she was still on the line and didn't hang up. Probably had earbuds in. There is a recording at the beginning of every call telling you the call WILL be recorded
Gloria, Myst Bluffin' ⛏️ (@smilodonichthys.bsky.social)
I'm also still laughing how she called her son who was IN PRISON and when he dropped off she was still on the phone and didn't hang up, so the prison recorded her talking to someone else about how she was buying one-way tickets to Vietnam. Phone calls to jail/prison are ALWAYS recorded
Gloria, Myst Bluffin' ⛏️ (@smilodonichthys.bsky.social) reply parent
He's an old man, it's only a matter of time 🙏
Gloria, Myst Bluffin' ⛏️ (@smilodonichthys.bsky.social) reposted
im still laughing at how Donna Adelson apparently took "money laundering" literally mam, run the cash through your drier first before you hand it over to the hitman you hired to kill your ex-son-in-law
Gloria, Myst Bluffin' ⛏️ (@smilodonichthys.bsky.social) reply parent
🙏 God willing, one day they will find a cure for us 😔
Dan Hon (@danhon.com) reposted
I'm Dan Hon, and I have Blueskyism.
Jessica Valenti (@jessicavalenti.bsky.social) reposted
Pro tip for covering pregnancy-related arrests: don't use the word 'infant' before finding out what actually happened. More often than not, these are miscarriages, but outlets will repeat the language cops use - smearing women in the process www.theguardian.com/us-news/2025...
Gabe Ortíz (@tusk81.bsky.social) reposted
“The voices of survivors have been omitted from the conversation for far too long …This is the moment to stand united to ensure that those who’ve been exploited and abused are heard loud and clear.” www.miamiherald.com/news/politic...
Hello (@lookgoodfeelsad.bsky.social) reposted reply parent
Ah yes it is the strategy of “explicitly warning you in advance of my exact intentions” that keeps backfiring, unlike the strategy of “not believing the explicit warnings and nominating them anyways” which continues to get results
Gloria, Myst Bluffin' ⛏️ (@smilodonichthys.bsky.social) reply parent
Especially *three years from the election*
Rock (@rjrock.bsky.social) reposted
"Tectonic Tapestry" Lava fields stretch to emerald ridges beneath a sky in flux—stone, moss, and cloud woven into one restless scene. #EastCoastKin #Photography #LandscapePhotography #MountainMonday #RockinTuesday #Fujifilm #Iceland
Robin Z (@firepile.bsky.social) reposted
Maybe it's because I don't hang out with them enough but can we all just pour one out for all the librarians who got advanced degrees in how to query and organize huge amounts of information who are now being told to teach students to use alphabet soup to divine fake answers to complex questions?
Technology Connections (@techconnectify.bsky.social) reposted
*cracks knuckles* okay so you know how the media has a problem with taking snippets of scientific studies out of context and writing articles which mislead the public? now imagine a computer program is doing that when you ask it questions about scientific literature but also it makes stuff up.
Brett "Solidarity 2025" Banditelli (@banditelli.org) reposted
It's fall migration, which means we can POST OUR BABY SNOWY PLOVERS FROM AN UNDISCLOSED LOCATION! #birds 🐣
The Atlantic (@theatlantic.com) reposted
A recent set of cash-transfer programs had lackluster results—but cash is still "near unmatched as a salve for poverty," @anneapplebaum.bsky.social argues:
Cephalopods Daily (@cephalopodsdaily.bsky.social) reposted reply parent
🌿🦑📷Walther Ishikawa (inaturalist.ca/observations...), Athila Bertoncini Andrade (inaturalist.ca/observations...), Rafael Rosa (inaturalist.ca/observations...), thila Bertoncini Andrade (inaturalist.ca/observations...)
Cephalopods Daily (@cephalopodsdaily.bsky.social) reposted
I don't trust them, they are a squid in the grass... With a mantle length of 22 mm, Grass Squids (Pickfordiateuthis pulchella) are one of the tiniest species of squid. They aren't quite as small as pygmy squids which belong to a different order. #SQUIDtember
Dave Levitan (@davelevitan.bsky.social) reposted
I know, I know, but: The president of the US saying, literally, "we're going in" in reference to sending the military to an American city for no reason beyond terrorizing the local population should be the most immediately impeachable shit imaginable
Gloria, Myst Bluffin' ⛏️ (@smilodonichthys.bsky.social) reply parent
Same. This is so exhausting seeing this argument over and over again since my first election.
Gloria, Myst Bluffin' ⛏️ (@smilodonichthys.bsky.social) reply parent
Also as far as I know those conclusions have not been backed up by anyone else who has studied it. Most of the research I'm aware of is that it derives from the same place as other sexual crimes, a desire for power and control over another person, possibly combined with insecurity
☀️ Starshine (@starshine.bsky.social) reposted
i did a deep dive on this research a year back and it’s mostly by ppl published by a small pedophile lobbyist group that runs a fake journal the editor of which tried to get ephebophilia differentiated from pedophile in the dsm 5, arguing it’s only considered a taboo in western culture
Gloria, Myst Bluffin' ⛏️ (@smilodonichthys.bsky.social)
Great thread from a Californian about why Newsom should lose every election he runs in for the rest of his life
THAT Amber (@buriedbybooks.bsky.social) reposted
Why I hate Gavin Newsom: a thread In 2021, our county experienced a catastrophe. The Dixie Fire started in July, and by the beginning of August had burned hundreds of thousands of acres and the towns of Canyondam, Indian Falls, and Greenville.
sarah ✪ (@freckley.bsky.social) reposted reply parent
We tried that for every election cycle of my adult life, and every single time the candidates we did support got ratfucked by the party establishment and the media, and then right after the primaries ended we were told it was too late to try to pressure the nominee. What's your solution to that?
THAT Amber (@buriedbybooks.bsky.social) reposted reply parent
I’m not a leftist. I’m a registered Dem. I’m also a resident of the state of California. I will not vote for Newsom. This isn’t a threat. It’s not meant to warn anyone about anything. It’s meant to point out that along with throwing away vulnerable people, he’s simply bad at his current job.
Gloria, Myst Bluffin' ⛏️ (@smilodonichthys.bsky.social) reply parent
I'd write in Vermin Supreme before I'd vote for Newsom in any election
Heather Cherone (@heathercherone.bsky.social) reposted reply parent
Pritzker again exhorts the news media to tell the truth about what's happening: "I refuse to pretend that any of this is normal."
Aaron Rupar (@atrupar.com) reposted
Pritzker: "I refuse to pretend that any of this is normal ... I refuse to fall into the pundit trap that demands we sacrifice vital constitutional rights if it's being done in the fake guise of fighting crime."
Gloria, Myst Bluffin' ⛏️ (@smilodonichthys.bsky.social)
It's cleared up so I guess his Fluids Change went well
hookland.bsky.social (@hookland.bsky.social) reposted
Goodnight from Nell Peck, bleary-eyed from an evening cutting up newspapers to make threats to post to her rivals for the title of Harvest Queen. Goodnight from Mags Palter, suddenly afraid of the dark and wishing she still had her childhood ceramic cottage night light. Goodnight from Hookland.
Gloria, Myst Bluffin' ⛏️ (@smilodonichthys.bsky.social)
🙏 📿🛐
darlinghamburger.bsky.social (@darlinghamburger.bsky.social) reposted
Hi, what the fuck is going on at Walter Reed?
Frovo (@frovo.bsky.social) reposted
WHITE HOUSE AIDE: we need a distraction from the president being dead OTHER WHITE HOUSE AIDE: let’s kill Rudy
Patrick Cosmos (@veryimportant.lawyer) reposted
He died. He died on the toilet but “not the way you think,” a White House spokesperson said in a brief statement before declining follow-up questions.
Brendel (@brendelbored.bsky.social) reposted
Whenever I think about this I post it again because it makes me laugh every time
Gloria, Myst Bluffin' ⛏️ (@smilodonichthys.bsky.social) reply parent
he's no better than Trump hth
Gloria, Myst Bluffin' ⛏️ (@smilodonichthys.bsky.social) reply parent
why
Mike Drucker (@mikedrucker.bsky.social) reposted
It’s a little weird to demand people vote for a candidate as a necessary lesser evil three years before you even know if they’re going to be the candidate
Jack The Vulture (@jackthevulture.bsky.social) reposted
Gloria, Myst Bluffin' ⛏️ (@smilodonichthys.bsky.social) reply parent
It's minor enough that I feel like I should ignore it and it does go away, but it always comes back when I least expect it. I'm beginning to think my ear canal is sweating somehow. Anyway, it's annoying Thank you for listening to my plight 🙏
Gloria, Myst Bluffin' ⛏️ (@smilodonichthys.bsky.social)
For the last two months my left ear canal has felt like it's bleeding or oozing something. It isn't, qtips come out dry and clean and I even had my doctor check it and it looks fine. But I still feel nonexistent fluid dripping from it and frankly it's starting to drive me insane
bakoon (@bakoon.bsky.social) reposted
bases are loaded. we got a triple on deck
Chuck Tingle (@chucktingle.bsky.social) reposted
dang what an honor to announce that BURY YOUR GAYS has won the DRAGON AWARD for BEST HORROR NOVEL OF THE YEAR thank you so much buckaroos. full list of winners is here file770.com/2025-dragon-... if you have not yet read it yet then get bury your gays here us.macmillan.com/books/978125...
Adree 🏳️⚧️ (@adree.bsky.social) reposted
Let me in 🐸
WA Orchids (@wa-orchids.bsky.social) reposted
Bringing the Mountain Banksia (Banksia canei) back to the Burrowa-Pine Mountain National Park after the Black Summer bushfires 5 yrs ago wiped out the endemic population found in that area 🌱🌿 #ozflora #ozplants #wildoz #banksia #conservation www.abc.net.au/news/rural/2...
Andrew Lawrence (@ndrew.bsky.social) reposted
rip to everyone whos become delusional after talking to chatgpt but im built different. like actually different. according to chatgpt im some kind of god. the one who decides
jae (@jkap.gay) reposted
went to go see him
Marguerite/Peg Turley (@margueriteturl2.bsky.social) reposted
Omg guys!! That dang fox posed for me tonight!!!! #wildlife #fox
Gloria, Myst Bluffin' ⛏️ (@smilodonichthys.bsky.social)
Got three hours of sleep last night but felt pumped up until just now when my second wind ran out lol
Gloria, Myst Bluffin' ⛏️ (@smilodonichthys.bsky.social) reply parent
It was a very sad early childhood accident
leon (@leyawn.bsky.social) reposted
no matter your politics it’s disrespectful to joke about someone’s death. don’t say rudy giuliani died from driving his car into a wall painted to look like a tunnel and all his clothes flew off in the crash and then a sixteen wheeler semi truck ran over his dick and balls. don’t say stuff like that
Coral City Camera (@coralcitycamera.bsky.social) reposted
White grunts got beef! Round Two!! Fight!!! #whitegrunt #mouthfight #mouthoff #mouthtomouth #grunt #round2 #coral #coralhead #coralcitycamera #miami #portmiami #miamibeach #biscaynebay #coralcity
🧙♀️ Killy Witches 🎃👻 (@tillybridges.bsky.social) reposted
THREE DAYS TO GO 🫨
SLAM JOHNSON (@mlyp.bsky.social) reposted
guy in Plato's cave saying it's pointless to imagine colors other than orange and black
Kait Richardson 🥔 (@thryse.com) reposted
I’d offer Giuliani thoughts & prayers but I’m told that harms the undead.
Gloria, Myst Bluffin' ⛏️ (@smilodonichthys.bsky.social) reply parent
lmao what train. Where? Passenger rail is not common here, and even regions that have light rail/subway systems aren't always a good substitute for driving
Norm Charlatan (@normcharlatan.bsky.social) reposted
Rudy Giuliani won’t see your mocking posts, but your friends whose dark hair dye is melting onto their face and whose personal and professional lives are a complete mess will.
Gloria, Myst Bluffin' ⛏️ (@smilodonichthys.bsky.social) reply parent
Is "wwwho" a dogwhistle for something or just this dude's weird typing
Will Stancil (@whstancil.bsky.social) reposted
It’s not that Klein doesn’t take the right seriously. It’s that people like him take the right TOO seriously. They examine right-wing beliefs as an extension of valid policy objections, rather than almost entirely arising from the right giving people permission to indulge in inchoate resentments
Amy Ash (@lolennui.bsky.social) reposted
H. H. Holmes & Gardens
Gloria, Myst Bluffin' ⛏️ (@smilodonichthys.bsky.social)
lol this is genuinely an impressive example of training. Getting a mastiff to do agility at all is amazing. He even nails the weave! 🐕 youtu.be/GjqtwNUE148?...
Coach Finstock (@coachfinstock.bsky.social) reposted
Farm to table daughters, no more Monsanto kids
Punish the Villains (@internethippo.bsky.social) reposted
Chatbots killing their users suggests that big tech has transitioned from simple parasite to parasitoid, indicating that keeping the host alive is no longer essential for their evolutionary strategy
Annalee Newitz (@annaleen.bsky.social) reposted
This seems weirdly unsustainable at first, but it's OK because we're building a Dyson sphere around the solar system to host it.
Gloria, Myst Bluffin' ⛏️ (@smilodonichthys.bsky.social) reply parent
Smh organic? How primitive. My silicon-based daughter could beat his carbon-based one in a heartbeat
Linnea Sterte (@decassette.bsky.social) reposted
there is no coherent thought process behind this sadly
Paul Macdonald (@paulmac.bsky.social) reposted
This, from one of the most reputable and highly respected scientific institutions in human history… THE FASTEST RISE IN TEMPERATURE AND CO2 CONCENTRATION IN 4.5 BILLION YEARS www.geolsoc.org.uk/~/media/shar... youtu.be/t2C6NfFIK_g
skullcaster (@skullcaster.bsky.social) reposted
Cibo🏴 (@cibo.bsky.social) reposted
Welp, they keep getting away with it www.reddit.com/r/Morrowind/...
Cibo🏴 (@cibo.bsky.social) reposted
Morrowind fans stay winning exhibit number NaN www.reddit.com/r/Morrowind/...
amanda moore 🐢 (@noturtlesoup17.bsky.social) reposted reply parent
amanda moore 🐢 (@noturtlesoup17.bsky.social) reposted reply parent
His follows.
amanda moore 🐢 (@noturtlesoup17.bsky.social) reposted
Found the cop who found me.
mossworm.bsky.social (@mossworm.bsky.social) reposted
not to make everything about myself, but I would argue this is true of science & academia. everything is so underfunded and unstable that anyone speaking up risks losing access to projects they've worked on for 10, 15, 20 years. the money people know we want to do good, and they use it against us.
Gloria, Myst Bluffin' ⛏️ (@smilodonichthys.bsky.social) reply parent
Oh they'll find a way to ban that too
Kira the Cat 🔞 (@kirathecat.bsky.social) reposted reply parent
I need the dark romance booktok girlies to start making calls, they're coming for them next.
Cats of Yore (@catsofyore.bsky.social) reposted
My boyfriend‘s mom just gave me this 1971 ceramic wine bottle with the most amazing label. 🐈⬛
ghpelton.bsky.social (@ghpelton.bsky.social) reposted reply parent
Stockton name last, great forward pass; Stockton name first, submersible burst
gale na (@poisonjr.bsky.social) reposted
get a load of this guy
The Terrier (@jackshawhan.bsky.social) reposted
I love that China and the US pretend they’re so different but if I recorded over this with a deep southern accent nobody would be able to tell.
Sheryl Weikal, still wishing ill on JK Rowling (@leftistlawyer.com) reposted
If you're arrested in Illinois protesting the planned ICE HQ in North Chicago, I can represent you pro bono. Email me at sheryl@weikallaw.com. As always, I will take as many cases as I can.
Andrew Couts (@couts.bsky.social) reposted
OSINT folks, the bar has been raised
Janet Hill (@saskajanet.bsky.social) reposted
According to the Feather Atlas this is a Short-eared Owl tail feather, which is cool because there was such an owl reported a week ago in the area where I found this www.fws.gov/lab/feathera... #birds
Mr. Blackk (@mrblackk.bsky.social) reposted
Video from the Sea Lion Caves in Florence, Oregon Warning birds are loud in audio 😁 #sealion #Oregon #Coast #seacave #cave #sea #oceanlife #ocean #sealife #birds #seabirds
Gloria, Myst Bluffin' ⛏️ (@smilodonichthys.bsky.social) reply parent
The park was full of baby robins today, I think a couple nests fledged last week
ceej (@ceej.online) reposted
my father-in-law is a “I know a guy” Guy. sadly all the old Guys are aging out of the Guy Economy. Guys are fundamentally incompatible with Hustle Culture because it’s not about “winning” a deal, it’s about collecting favors and goodwill in a mutually-beneficial cycle. protect your local Guy Economy
Gloria, Myst Bluffin' ⛏️ (@smilodonichthys.bsky.social) reply parent
The uglier they are the better they taste 🍅🤤
Bill Corbett (@billcorbett.bsky.social) reposted
Guy who wrote a book saying his mom is a junkie slag and his people are lazy trash thinks that everyone else should be more grateful
Non-Zenith Martlet 🐦🌌🌊💙 (@zenithmartlet.bsky.social) reposted
Hey Firefox users.
Kelly Lynne D’Angelo ✨ (@kellylynnedang.bsky.social) reposted
Yall no Native person uses First Nation. It’s generally used for Canadian tribes only. Call Native “Americans” just Native. And better, call us by our specific tribe if you can.
Coach Finstock (@coachfinstock.bsky.social) reposted
Kojima add The OYSTERMAN dlc for Death Stranding please. You randomly run into him on the beach and he tells you Susan Collins sucks
Steve McKerrall (@photosteve.bsky.social) reposted
A river otter family on a sandy beach 🧵 #mammals #otters
Gloria, Myst Bluffin' ⛏️ (@smilodonichthys.bsky.social) reply parent
Good lort your mom's a trooper
Gloria, Myst Bluffin' ⛏️ (@smilodonichthys.bsky.social) reply parent
He's surrounded by Yes Men, so probably
Gloria, Myst Bluffin' ⛏️ (@smilodonichthys.bsky.social) reply parent
Reminder: a "small business" is any business with less than 1,500 employees and/or less than $40million revenue
Jeff Yang (@originalsp.in) reposted
Your dad was Mario Cuomo.
💀🐺🌱ArtofMaquenda🍄at EF29 table C2/110 (@artofmaquenda.bsky.social) reposted
Haha, olddd art, silly styled thylacine pattern with older doodles from my sketchbook :D