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Virg will play another 5 years at Liverpool. Guehi will probably replace Ibou.
See you soon.
9 points, playing badly. 1st. 2 points, playing really well. 17th.
Taking it well then Ian? Not everyday you lose you're only superstar. Difference is, Liverpool are seasoned, hardened professionals. Your lot have been embarrassed all summer. Out of depth stuff. Backroom staff laughable. Strange way to treat the man who gave you the best day of your life.
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What. A. Signing. Instant hero status. Arguably the worlds greatest striker moved mountains to join our club. What a summer.
Isak DONE DEAL Medical lunchtime tomorrow.
Dunno mate. Why?
Both will be done imho.
It's done apparently. Talks over the price agreed late this afternoon. Same with Guehi.
Alexander Isak talks nearly done. Marc Guehi talks nearly done. Reckon we're getting both.
I mean this is a Liverpool team playing at top whack - what 50%..... 24/25 Season: Bournemouth (H) - 3 Newcastle (A) - 1 Arsenal (H) - 1 Total - 5 25/26 Season: Bournemouth (H) - 3 Newcastle (A) - 3 Arsenal (H) - 3 Total - 9 Wait until we really click....
Those poor people inside those hotels. I'm all for fair, legal immigration. But imagine - Syria, Iraq, Palestine and on and on bombed the fuck out of - entire towns and cities turned to l rubble and they have to escape to survive and then are welcomed by Tammy Robinson racist flag shaggers.
BREAKING: Liverpool have submitted an official bid of 35M to sign Marc Guehi from Crystal Palace.
Looking like Isak to Liverpool is done.
Nothing to do with politics. I think twitter is love hate. But your politics are sound. 👍👍
All good brother.
Love love love Macca. Tops not bad either. We're dead lucky to have him. Miss him when he doesn't play too.
I'm around x
All good thank you. Xxxx
All good lovely. In Tenners at the moment.
Cody Gakpo signing a new 4 year with 1 year option contract. Brilliantly player.
Hope everyone's well. 👍🔴❤️
Evening. Just Alexis and his pooch. 🐕
Good luck Ben Doak. 25M - which is extraordinary. + buyback clause.
Gyokeres when he's not playing in the Portuguese league. 🤣
Beautiful.
Seen the comparisons made with Chino Baresi. High praise indeed.
Me bombing home so I don't miss the start.
Happy Match day everyone. Let's really smash this tonight and put a stamp down from the beginning. Buzzing today with Leoni signing. Some Italian steel added to a Liverpool squad is never a bad thing. 🇮🇹🇮🇹🇮🇹
Lovely tribute to Diogo there on TNT.
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Happy "Let's Win Another Trophy Day" to you all.
Florian Wirtz has been named Germanys Footballer of the year for 2024/25. 🥇 - Florian Wirtz 191 votes 🥈 - Michael Olise 81 votes 🥉 - Nick Woltemade 71 votes I mean how utterly comprehensive is that? • More than double the runner up. • More votes combined than 2nd & 3rd. Congrats Florian Wirtz.
Good moaning. I am just pissing through.
It is 👍
Newcastle United couldn't even attract Bonnie Blue to Tyneside. 🤣
Liverpool have opened talks with Rio to offer him a huge bumper contract. Even though he's only just recently joined, Liverpool recognise they've found a superstar and they will do everything in their power to keep him happy and content.
Best one I've seen of Diogo. This is beautiful. ❤️
Think the dominoes fall tomorrow or today as now is. Doubt United can match NUFC offer. Besides, if Sesko has any self respect, he'd play UCL. But I bet Sesko is agreed later today.
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Think this is going to move quickly Mark. Sesko looking like he's off to Newcastle. I also seen Al-Hilal are looking at paying get this - 90M for Darwin. Graeme Kelly tweeted it out tonight too. I mean...
Off you pop you inbred genital wart.
Will Wright. A few days ago playing for Salford City. Tonight, steps out at Anfield in front a home crowd. Stuff of dreams that.
Whether you think I'm a tit or not, I couldn't care less you flump. Facts are Alexander Isak's agent is at Anfield right this minute.
Rumour has it - Sesko is going to Newcastle. Newcastle in negotiations tonight with RPL. ^ Sky Sports.
Ekitike looks the business. Better than some Coventry cast-off, telling ye that right now.
Alexander Isak's agent at Anfield tonight.
We got him for free. Well compensation was all.
FOUR games. TWO goals. TWO assists. This boy is good.
Already better than #Saka. 😁
Nobody could be less arsed about Arsenal. No league in over two decades. 👈 No champions leagues whatsoever. 👈 A manager who is in the 6th year of "the process" after spending a billion pounds to win only an FA Cup with Unai Emery's team. 😭 Yeah.... we're really arsed. 🤭🤭🤭
We have ourselves a genuine superstar in the making.
Jarell Quansah: 35m Caoimhín Kelleher: 18m Trent: 10m Nat Phillips: 3.5m Luis Diaz: 65m What's wrong there?
Yeah about 4 hours now 🤣
It's bang on 👍👍
Amazing when you think about it...
Worried? No mate. Ripe to laugh at - every day. It'd be a crime not to. 👍😆
One year. He took over in 2020. 👍
65m - 75m euros.
Just said on twits - there's no reasons why she couldn't manage a mens tram and do so brilliantly well.
Players Club Transfer sum Jarell Quansah Caoimhín Kelleher Trent Alexander-Arnold Nat Phillips And today Luis Diaz. Total: 120m
This is even funnier though.
It is.
Wanna laugh? Arsenal and Liverpool Transfers: Summer 2025 Liverpool: Spent: £269.80m Sales: £120.83m Net: £148.97m Arsenal: Spent: £195.40m Sales: £7m Net: £188.40m Difference: of £39.43m #Arsenal have a higher net spend than #Liverpool this summer. 40m more. Imean...seriously. 🤣 #AFC #LFC
This photo. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Haha hahahaha Bluesky just verified me with a photo. Set it up. Estimated age: 36
FSG....OUT...... standing. 😭🤣🤣😭😂😭😭🤣😂🤣😭🤣🤣🤣
Tell us we're in for the England lad from palace.
So many leans this summer. Love a good old Liverpool lean me. 😁👍🔴
Oh yes. Welcome Hugo.
Ekitike really is big lad. Should get a few headers.
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Ekitike is a tall lad. Kinell.
Look who is on his way.
Choked me up seeing this. Immortalised.
Diogo given 'forever' status from Liverpool. www.liverpoolfc.com/team/mens Eternity.
Met Cole Palmer on holiday. 👀
Quality this.
Bout right. 😆 Arsenal FC - the gift that keeps on giving.
What a beautifully poignant photo of Virgil and Darwin.
I changed it. And forgot I added an underscore. 🤦🏻♂️
Good morning everyone. Not posted on here for a couple of weeks. Not through choice. Which dummy reset his all his devices and forgot what his password was? Yup. 👇
He's Liverpool bound mate.
Proud of these lads. Buyback clauses in all of them please. Harvey sticking his two fingers up tho 😭
Still sticking to your false news claim then?
When the kids have worn themselves out and mum & dad can enjoy a peaceful ride home. 🤣
No. It really isn't.
Was sitting here eating Porky Whites & I thought of an episode of Blackadder where Queenie wrote a poem for Edmund.. When the night is dark & the dogs go bark When the sky is black & the ducks go quack When the sky is blue & the cows go moooo Think of lovely Queenie, she'll be thinking of you. 🤣😂😭
I love this. All his haters are quiet now aren't they? Him and Edwards - the elites at what they do.
Pills are tricky. 🤣🤣🤩
Liverpool are close to signing Marc Guehi from Crystal Palace. 👍✅
Seriously though. What a pile of shite. Whoever done that has literally written it based on words that rhyme. What rhymes with Dixie Dean? Bean? Sheen? Cream? Ok - let's use been. What rhymes with Moyes? Toys? Noise? Ok let's use boys. I mean the biggest word salad 'song' I've ever heard. 😆
I've had to listen to it. So now - so do you. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 #EFC #Everton
Ngl, I love love love Tenerife. It's deffo the place I feel at my happiest. So chilled back. Always hot. Relatively cheap - although prices as with everywhere have gone up. ☀️☀️☀️☀️☀️☀️☀️☀️☀️☀️☀️☀️
BREAKING NEWS: #HereWeGo
