It’s considered normal to pay attention to me
Jess, Sean, natural passenger, nylons appreciator, kyorosuke, snake dot handler, future Greta Meatweep, breakdown girl. She/her. read my fiction, poetry, essays, and more: https://buster-machine.neocities.org
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It’s considered normal to pay attention to me
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I do love tofu. They used to have this tofu in buffalo sauce at my favorite restaurant here and they got rid of it. 😭
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single wife seeks same
Fuckenstein…
I really hate when people act like what I say is so bizarre when I’m just fucking talking like everyone does
she’s spiraling down life’s toilet
I really want to fall in love by the way
an accessibility and multicultural win IMO so it probably will hardly ever happen in this fallen world
the Scream 5 blu-ray is amazing, it has the movie dubbed and subtitled in like seven languages and the commentary subtitled in English and several others. I love that shit, that's one of the most underutilized thing about blu-rays is they can fit many more tracks like that than DVD!!!
The Venture Bros movie has subtitles for the audio commentary but only in Spanish
pulling out a wax blob that's an exact mold of my sinuses
im so over this stereotype even tho i fit into it somewhat. maybe its not harmful to hold the blahaj skirt go spinny white monster energy fgc coder thing as a fun shared community thing but i am personally exhausted by it
I'll be honest and say I don't really understand what is meant by "sleep paralysis demon"
I don't think you should watch videos of people being killed
Hey my friend is trans and has a her disability hearing in a few months that should hopefully offer some relief but needs some help in the meantime to keep her and her partner housed if you have cash to spare or could repost.🙏 She’s $1500 overdue
don't underestimate me and my years-long effort to build up an immunity to scorpion venom
it would be embarrassing but all three of the people wouldn't be remotely surprised at least
HUGE controversy in the small penis humiliation community
If you want to do something concrete to help folks in AL, donate to @yellowfund.bsky.social Their newest initiative is the Birth Equity Initiative, which aims to overcome the maternal health crisis, of which Black women are the largest group impacted. www.yellowhammerfund.org
PRETTY WOMAN & TEENAGE MUTANT NINJA TURTLES went head to head at the box office in March of 1990 and even had newspaper promo ads referencing each other.
it's a satire of bureaucracy and propaganda about the end of handwriting education: The Death of Scrawlin'
one problem with epistemic closure is that if thousands of people are cheering on the very idea of your death and you don't know it, you're actually less equipped to handle waves of negative psychic energy
the local guy who has been remodeling his house in a Hobbit theme for years has made a ton of progress since the last time I walked by! Don’t give up on your projects, babes!
basically just being the thousand eyes ghost girl today
being baby is Not a trend, its here to stay!!
“two time Harvard grad” is one of the worst insults I can imagine
I WANT TO BE BABY I DON’T WANT TO BE ADULT
I wrote something that I fully intended to be a self-indulgent sex romp and then did a fade to black! But I still think it’s a good story. buster-machine.neocities.org/nemo
I talk like this but when I actually come close to writing a sex scene I get embarrassed… at least for the public-facing stuff. maybe if someone is sweet to me they can read my filth.
please return to Mother
something I think about a lot is an article about one of the founders of Christian movie company Pure Flix, how he was on Evening Shade and he made a joke about Burt Reynolds’ gut and Burt “turned his rings around” and slapped him in the face.
my self-funded line of Hot Shots! action figures hasn’t turned a profit yet but this figure of Topper in his Superman parody costume might just save out asses
for me it’s all about a love of language and also describing robots, swords, cock, pussy, etc
ouch!
dynamite ninja II: lightning nunchuks of death
focusing on achieving my goals (girlfriend who calls me a "dynamite gal")
ok doll read that back to me
human junction box fetish
just a couple of uncircumcised friends hanging out
gettin dragged through the cactus patch
Look… sometimes you gotta ask
honestly it’s a long distance
Obviously I can’t blame it all on misogyny but that has to play a role
Not at all to me, no.
where I ended up was… cheesy scrambled eggs with green beans…? I’m as confused as you but I’m also eating it
does anyone want to become emotionally close
from the sender specifically. it's really simple I just think there should be no risks or downsides to talking about sex and hotness,
a button that sends "I'm overcome with animal lust for you" as a psychic message only if the recipient would like hearing it
I accidentally came into possession of many green beans. I don't particularly like them but I'm determined to make use of them anyway so tonight will be a little green bean adventure.
the hottest women in the world are on here going "omg I look terrible!"
well if he would say yes you’re not “making” IMO. You could say, I’ll go but I don’t want to drive, is there any chance you could give me a ride? As a non-car-haver I just have to be upfront about this stuff so maybe I’m used to it.
I always like when this happens. There are a few women named “Michael” out there! I do think it speaks to misogyny that it never seems to go the other way…
if they really want you there they’ll pick you up!!
I got overwhelmed thinking about Elvira
my little nephew Plop-Plop won’t eat anything but the gnarly pizza at Chunky Cheese
big fan of being the change you want to see in the world, in unrelated news only ~25 minor get srs a year on average vs over 3000 adult americans marry children and itd be rape if not for republicans passing carveouts legalizing that kind of rape #ProtectTheChildren#LetThemDivorceTheirPedoconCoach
where do you guys land on rules and structure and order vs chaos etc
I can actually see all the sides when it’s fully engorged—
genital health tip: it’ll feel so good to scratch, don’t be afraid
I can see the upsides
should I try being permanently painfully sexually aroused
her soul is dislocated, you better pop it back in. it’s gonna hurt.
turn on notifications for your favorite posters too
I was reborn wet and primordial from the very clay of the earth in a new more powerful body but it’s fine don’t worry about it
penis blister egg sac
trying to communicate how interesting I am
Saw my parents tonight and spoke to two neighbors on the way back in. Pretty good.
I think it’s important to say “please” and “thank you”
the famous “Marvel Method”
PP: @StellaSacco Cashapp: @sacc My Venmo account is compromised and money sent there will go into a black hole forever. I already make *far* below the market rate on this gig. I live frugally. I never eat out or order in. I’m just trying to keep things going. Thanks for reading. Sorry.
Okay here’s the deal. My only client, and a full-time one, has not yet paid me for July yet. It may be a week, it may be a month, who knows about August. I am broke and in housing court trying to keep my apartment. If you like my work/face/dog/whatever and want to help, avenues to do so are below.
i couldn't afford that nice Omega Seamaster watch you wanted dad but I did get you a Gamma Brook-Keeper which I think is almost as good
you wanna go down to the corner and check out the store that sells bootleg DVDs
I feel it in the brain but not the pussy you know
being allowed to exist basically is my main jam
seriously though man this show is very good and making anything approaching this is such a dream
insane violence cartoons
it's just like yeah a lot has to change but at least I can have these moments. at least I have things that bring me real joy and meaning. it's not always enough, usually not actually, but at least it's there.
edible got me feeling a sense of peaceful motionless how about you
(first day on the radio) here's one of the hotttttest hits of the 70s strait off of David Bowie's album DIAMOND DUDES
it's cheaper than hiring WGA writers and audiences don't care that much is literally the explanation I always heard for the surge in popularity and of course its omnipresent now
we decided to still have Sunday supper together so tomorrow I'm going to go and open this box of Spider-Man jigsaw puzzles my mom got me and put one together with my dad, help my mom with the crossword, all the old favorites. :)
omg that's really cool! gears!!
oh no I Don't Like looking at them
Hello Kitty's cousin Goodbye Dog
what crafts are you doing today? ☺️
evil people creating a system where their vices are virtues
capitalism is stupid as hell
finally a substitute for liver
posting bale
actually maybe broken
I walked by a new bar and was too intimidated to go in!!!
Possibly not effective. But a car full of strangers did say hello to me.
treating loneliness with a Saturday afternoon walkaround
Talking to people and actually clicking and enjoying the conversation is so rare that it’s almost just frustrating. “Oh, so it’s not that I’m broken. It actually is just bad luck that it’s agony talking to 90% of the people I meet.”
I’m trying to get the key to the executive washroom
people love to discuss topics with one another
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