Gail Simone (@gailsimone.bsky.social) reposted
If you only think the majority is deserving of respect, security, opportunity and a voice, you are the fucking problem.
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view profile on Bluesky Gail Simone (@gailsimone.bsky.social) reposted
If you only think the majority is deserving of respect, security, opportunity and a voice, you are the fucking problem.
Ken Tremendous (@kentremendous.bsky.social) reposted
I voted for Trump. Then he deported my friends, slashed my Medicare funding, shut down the government office where I work, and imposed tariffs that have driven me to bankruptcy. Please donate to my gofundme so I can stay in this country and vote for him a third time.
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We live in truly, deeply dumb times.
Gregg Gonsalves (@gregggonsalves.bsky.social) reposted
May this portion of the dissent by Ketanji Brown Jackson haunt John Roberts forever and be the final word on his tenure as Chief Justice.
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KBJ is a warrior poet
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IYKYK
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McSweeney's (@mcsweeneys.net) reposted
"You want chocolate that doesnβt require a diversified stock portfolio? Crunch on some Ferrero Rocher and call it a day, asshat."
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Delicious.
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π€¦ββοΈ
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Nice. Iβm going to be Weird Al Yankovic.
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Sorry to nitpick, Gail, but Buttskull was a Cobra, not a Joe.
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Daniel O'Brien (@danielobrien.bsky.social) reposted
I guess I just don't believe that he would wish another person "Happy Birthday."
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MAGA is caught up in a full-blown circular firing squadβ¦ πΏ
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Big if trueβ¦
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Never change, Gail. π
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Itβs implied.
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Yep, all of that.
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Preach!! ππΌ
Gail Simone (@gailsimone.bsky.social) reposted
I have so much to be joyful and grateful about and it's hard to even think about any of it while we have our representatives laughing about torture and racism and ableism and anti-science and anti-knowledge and imprisoning people who protest for their rights. Dark fucking times.
Nature (@nature.com) reposted
This is how to have difficult conversations with vaccine sceptics
SnarkFarm ππ¨ (@snarkfarm.bsky.social) reply parent
Weird, Iβm humming almost the exact same thing, except add two extra bops, and remove the boopity. I will never drop a boopity, I feel itβs too fancy.
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Jack, paint me like one of your French girlsβ¦
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Stunning! π€©
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Correct.
SnarkFarm ππ¨ (@snarkfarm.bsky.social)
What I find so particularly gratifying is that the ππ€‘ tried multiple times since his first inauguration to get his dicktater parade, and when he finally does, itβs so objectively lame and cringe and overshadowed by protests that, wellβ¦
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Jesus, the lack of self awareness with these micropenised wannabe fascists is just astounding.
Ken Tremendous (@kentremendous.bsky.social) reposted
Iβm bet other countries watched sad expressionless guys in tanks roll down an empty street and a sad old man half asleep while his wife ignored him and thought geez we should respect him more
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My choice: Sterling Archer
Sherrilyn Ifill (@sifill.bsky.social) reposted
Listen to this great American. This nation is privileged to have a man of this character in the United States Senate. Thank you @padilla.senate.gov. We stand with you.
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Do NOT let @dieworkwear.bsky.social see this photo!!!!
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Still 1000x better than the other place, which devolved into a cesspool of screaming incel douchenozzles, pornbots, and Cheech and Chong Cruise Chews ads. Iβm ok with the bubble accusations. π€·πΌββοΈ
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Ken Tremendous (@kentremendous.bsky.social) reposted
All this discourse about Bluesky being a bubble or not being a bubble or being a safe haven from Nazism misses the point. None of that is what Bluesky is for. Bluesky is for people posting reviews of Goose shows, shots of very mediocre-looking cats, and gay thirst trap pics.
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Get a room, you twoβ¦ π
Mel Brooks (@officialmelbrooks.bsky.social) reposted
I told you weβd be back
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Sorry, but that isnβt Wyatt Russell. Whoever he is, though, I still applaud him. ππ»ππ»ππ»
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Ken Tremendous (@kentremendous.bsky.social) reposted
This is an all-timer
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This is some of the horsey-ist horseshit Iβve ever seen.
dave wagner (@davewagner.bsky.social) reposted
cats don't obey in advance and no one else should, either
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Well, a 10 year old with the hairline of a 45 year old, but⦠yeah.
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Not gonna lieβ¦
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ππΏ
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Can confirm.
Ken Tremendous (@kentremendous.bsky.social) reposted
βI didnβt vote for *this*!β I mean okay but you voted for some other heinous shit he promised so that doesnβt really change my opinion of you
Kumail Nanjiani (@kumail.bsky.social) reposted
This song is an absolute banger and has the perfect video and I donβt think enough people know about it. So: youβre welcome. youtu.be/Uu_kBTbbulQ?...
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π₯Ή
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C. Robert Cargill (@crobertcargill.bsky.social) reposted
Happy Pride to all my friends out their living their truth, especially my Trans homies who are really going through it. And Happy Pride to all the -phobes out there, I pray that you might learn to let love into your heart and find the change you need to be that "good" person you think you are.
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Unfortunately, we do not live in that timeline.
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Bet.
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Paul Tobin (@paultobin.bsky.social) reposted
This is the best team crossover video I've ever seen.
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Itβs beenβ¦ a while since my 42nd birthday, but I too was gifted the most useful object in the Universe:
Your Internet Friend Tom Tomorrow (@tomtomorrow.bsky.social) reposted
oh hey look who's back www.dailykos.com/stories/2025...
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Itβs a βchoadβ of fuckwits.
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Dr. Katharine Dickson (@metaomicsnerd.bsky.social) reposted
Iβm no fan of capitalismβs hold on tech and Iβm no fan of Luddism either because both are extreme expressions of humans being too emotionally inept to do the hard work of engaging with and using tech mindfully.
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βSHIVAKAMINI SOMAKANDARKRAM!!!β IYKYK
Alan Sepinwall (@sepinwall.bsky.social) reposted
"COLIN ROBINSON!!!"
SnarkFarm ππ¨ (@snarkfarm.bsky.social) reply parent
But people wear masks all the time, itβs totally normal. You donβt think itβs normal?? Itβs funny you donβt think itβs normal. Youβre the one being weird about it, not him.
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The entire second term thus far:
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You canβt break the law when the AG is in on the grift. π€·πΌββοΈ
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To be fair, when a partyβs whole approach is to dehumanize anyone who doesnβt subscribe to their MAGA ideologies, itβs probably hard to understand what βany personβ means in the 14th amendment. I mean, are undocumented immigrants even people?!?
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