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SnarkFarm πŸšœπŸ’¨

@snarkfarm.bsky.social

Purveyor of fine Internet snark since 1886. Firm believer in the use of the Oxford comma. My dad invented the Internet β€” so Im’ma get PAID, my dude!

created November 13, 2024

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Profile picture Gail Simone (@gailsimone.bsky.social) reposted

If you only think the majority is deserving of respect, security, opportunity and a voice, you are the fucking problem.

25/8/2025, 7:49:37 PM | 646 124 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Ken Tremendous (@kentremendous.bsky.social) reposted

I voted for Trump. Then he deported my friends, slashed my Medicare funding, shut down the government office where I work, and imposed tariffs that have driven me to bankruptcy. Please donate to my gofundme so I can stay in this country and vote for him a third time.

22/8/2025, 8:25:57 PM | 427 33 | View on Bluesky | view

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We live in truly, deeply dumb times.

23/8/2025, 7:37:57 PM | 6 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Gregg Gonsalves (@gregggonsalves.bsky.social) reposted

May this portion of the dissent by Ketanji Brown Jackson haunt John Roberts forever and be the final word on his tenure as Chief Justice.

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21/8/2025, 9:42:58 PM | 24877 7839 | View on Bluesky | view

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KBJ is a warrior poet

22/8/2025, 12:44:52 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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17/8/2025, 9:28:39 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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IYKYK

17/8/2025, 6:36:34 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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16/8/2025, 1:29:48 PM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture McSweeney's (@mcsweeneys.net) reposted

"You want chocolate that doesn’t require a diversified stock portfolio? Crunch on some Ferrero Rocher and call it a day, asshat."

16/8/2025, 1:07:24 PM | 37 7 | View on Bluesky | view

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16/8/2025, 1:18:34 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Delicious.

16/8/2025, 1:14:28 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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6/8/2025, 8:57:39 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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1/8/2025, 2:53:53 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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πŸ€¦β€β™‚οΈ

28/7/2025, 10:09:33 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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27/7/2025, 9:35:07 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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27/7/2025, 8:50:56 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Nice. I’m going to be Weird Al Yankovic.

27/7/2025, 11:20:24 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I mean…

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27/7/2025, 1:44:07 AM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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24/7/2025, 11:29:21 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Sorry to nitpick, Gail, but Buttskull was a Cobra, not a Joe.

21/7/2025, 10:18:10 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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19/7/2025, 3:05:41 PM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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19/7/2025, 2:51:59 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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18/7/2025, 5:55:29 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Daniel O'Brien (@danielobrien.bsky.social) reposted

I guess I just don't believe that he would wish another person "Happy Birthday."

18/7/2025, 1:46:29 PM | 91 5 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture SnarkFarm πŸšœπŸ’¨ (@snarkfarm.bsky.social) reply parent

MAGA is caught up in a full-blown circular firing squad… 🍿

14/7/2025, 8:52:16 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Big if true…

13/7/2025, 2:36:39 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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11/7/2025, 11:53:14 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture SnarkFarm πŸšœπŸ’¨ (@snarkfarm.bsky.social) reply parent

Snickers 😻

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11/7/2025, 12:36:29 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Never change, Gail. πŸ˜…

9/7/2025, 3:55:42 PM | 20 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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6/7/2025, 8:01:16 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture SnarkFarm πŸšœπŸ’¨ (@snarkfarm.bsky.social) reply parent

It’s implied.

6/7/2025, 6:28:24 PM | 21 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture SnarkFarm πŸšœπŸ’¨ (@snarkfarm.bsky.social) reply parent

Yep, all of that.

4/7/2025, 4:45:59 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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4/7/2025, 11:58:22 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture SnarkFarm πŸšœπŸ’¨ (@snarkfarm.bsky.social) reply parent

Preach!! πŸ™ŒπŸΌ

3/7/2025, 3:59:10 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Gail Simone (@gailsimone.bsky.social) reposted

I have so much to be joyful and grateful about and it's hard to even think about any of it while we have our representatives laughing about torture and racism and ableism and anti-science and anti-knowledge and imprisoning people who protest for their rights. Dark fucking times.

3/7/2025, 1:53:18 PM | 550 63 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Nature (@nature.com) reposted

This is how to have difficult conversations with vaccine sceptics

2/7/2025, 3:07:48 PM | 1279 485 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture SnarkFarm πŸšœπŸ’¨ (@snarkfarm.bsky.social) reply parent

Weird, I’m humming almost the exact same thing, except add two extra bops, and remove the boopity. I will never drop a boopity, I feel it’s too fancy.

28/6/2025, 3:06:52 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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28/6/2025, 1:54:34 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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25/6/2025, 5:13:41 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture SnarkFarm πŸšœπŸ’¨ (@snarkfarm.bsky.social) reply parent

Jack, paint me like one of your French girls…

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21/6/2025, 2:49:28 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Stunning! 🀩

21/6/2025, 1:43:26 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Correct.

17/6/2025, 9:59:02 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture SnarkFarm πŸšœπŸ’¨ (@snarkfarm.bsky.social)

What I find so particularly gratifying is that the 🍊🀑 tried multiple times since his first inauguration to get his dicktater parade, and when he finally does, it’s so objectively lame and cringe and overshadowed by protests that, well…

15/6/2025, 3:57:20 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture SnarkFarm πŸšœπŸ’¨ (@snarkfarm.bsky.social) reply parent

Jesus, the lack of self awareness with these micropenised wannabe fascists is just astounding.

15/6/2025, 3:13:33 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Ken Tremendous (@kentremendous.bsky.social) reposted

I’m bet other countries watched sad expressionless guys in tanks roll down an empty street and a sad old man half asleep while his wife ignored him and thought geez we should respect him more

15/6/2025, 2:09:37 AM | 1265 151 | View on Bluesky | view

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14/6/2025, 2:57:28 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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My choice: Sterling Archer

13/6/2025, 4:22:15 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Sherrilyn Ifill (@sifill.bsky.social) reposted

Listen to this great American. This nation is privileged to have a man of this character in the United States Senate. Thank you @padilla.senate.gov. We stand with you.

13/6/2025, 1:48:45 AM | 13449 3240 | View on Bluesky | view

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Do NOT let @dieworkwear.bsky.social see this photo!!!!

12/6/2025, 6:01:17 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture SnarkFarm πŸšœπŸ’¨ (@snarkfarm.bsky.social) reply parent

Still 1000x better than the other place, which devolved into a cesspool of screaming incel douchenozzles, pornbots, and Cheech and Chong Cruise Chews ads. I’m ok with the bubble accusations. πŸ€·πŸΌβ€β™‚οΈ

12/6/2025, 5:59:55 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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12/6/2025, 5:54:34 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Ken Tremendous (@kentremendous.bsky.social) reposted

All this discourse about Bluesky being a bubble or not being a bubble or being a safe haven from Nazism misses the point. None of that is what Bluesky is for. Bluesky is for people posting reviews of Goose shows, shots of very mediocre-looking cats, and gay thirst trap pics.

12/6/2025, 12:20:00 AM | 396 23 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture SnarkFarm πŸšœπŸ’¨ (@snarkfarm.bsky.social) reply parent

Get a room, you two… πŸ™„

12/6/2025, 5:53:09 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Mel Brooks (@officialmelbrooks.bsky.social) reposted

I told you we’d be back

12/6/2025, 4:15:13 PM | 43096 12758 | View on Bluesky | view

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12/6/2025, 4:56:49 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture SnarkFarm πŸšœπŸ’¨ (@snarkfarm.bsky.social) reply parent

Sorry, but that isn’t Wyatt Russell. Whoever he is, though, I still applaud him. πŸ‘πŸ»πŸ‘πŸ»πŸ‘πŸ»

9/6/2025, 5:56:52 PM | 9 1 | View on Bluesky | view

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8/6/2025, 10:29:26 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Ken Tremendous (@kentremendous.bsky.social) reposted

This is an all-timer

8/6/2025, 3:31:10 PM | 259 11 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture SnarkFarm πŸšœπŸ’¨ (@snarkfarm.bsky.social) reply parent

This is some of the horsey-ist horseshit I’ve ever seen.

8/6/2025, 4:09:11 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture dave wagner (@davewagner.bsky.social) reposted

cats don't obey in advance and no one else should, either

an orange and white cat looks proud; presidential
7/6/2025, 10:28:18 PM | 15211 2017 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture SnarkFarm πŸšœπŸ’¨ (@snarkfarm.bsky.social) reply parent

Well, a 10 year old with the hairline of a 45 year old, but… yeah.

6/6/2025, 8:55:59 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture SnarkFarm πŸšœπŸ’¨ (@snarkfarm.bsky.social) reply parent

Not gonna lie…

6/6/2025, 7:06:42 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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5/6/2025, 8:22:24 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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πŸ‘€πŸΏ

5/6/2025, 7:33:08 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Can confirm.

4/6/2025, 5:52:08 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Michael J. Stern (@michaeljstern.bsky.social) reposted

That's why.

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4/6/2025, 5:48:59 AM | 10814 3262 | View on Bluesky | view

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I know the struggle… ✊🏼

A beautiful calico cat is belly up on my laptop, staring adorably.
4/6/2025, 2:57:29 PM | 11 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Ken Tremendous (@kentremendous.bsky.social) reposted

β€œI didn’t vote for *this*!” I mean okay but you voted for some other heinous shit he promised so that doesn’t really change my opinion of you

3/6/2025, 12:14:21 AM | 859 114 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Kumail Nanjiani (@kumail.bsky.social) reposted

This song is an absolute banger and has the perfect video and I don’t think enough people know about it. So: you’re welcome. youtu.be/Uu_kBTbbulQ?...

1/6/2025, 10:31:09 PM | 247 20 | View on Bluesky | view

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πŸ₯Ή

1/6/2025, 10:47:58 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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1/6/2025, 5:24:29 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture C. Robert Cargill (@crobertcargill.bsky.social) reposted

Happy Pride to all my friends out their living their truth, especially my Trans homies who are really going through it. And Happy Pride to all the -phobes out there, I pray that you might learn to let love into your heart and find the change you need to be that "good" person you think you are.

1/6/2025, 4:23:27 PM | 380 79 | View on Bluesky | view

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Unfortunately, we do not live in that timeline.

1/6/2025, 5:12:16 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Bet.

1/6/2025, 4:30:07 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Nice! I really like mine, too. 🫑

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29/5/2025, 6:09:24 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I was obsessed with this book.

Cover of Advanced Dungeons & Dragons Monster Manual II
29/5/2025, 1:09:24 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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28/5/2025, 11:40:20 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Paul Tobin (@paultobin.bsky.social) reposted

This is the best team crossover video I've ever seen.

28/5/2025, 4:05:28 PM | 19997 3755 | View on Bluesky | view

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It’s been… a while since my 42nd birthday, but I too was gifted the most useful object in the Universe:

Man in a β€œ42” tshirt holds a towel with the words β€œDon’t Panic” embroidered on it
28/5/2025, 3:54:03 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Your Internet Friend Tom Tomorrow (@tomtomorrow.bsky.social) reposted

oh hey look who's back www.dailykos.com/stories/2025...

26/5/2025, 12:32:25 PM | 461 91 | View on Bluesky | view

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It’s a β€œchoad” of fuckwits.

24/5/2025, 6:56:39 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Serious Fyre Festival food vibes…

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24/5/2025, 4:13:49 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Dr. Katharine Dickson (@metaomicsnerd.bsky.social) reposted

I’m no fan of capitalism’s hold on tech and I’m no fan of Luddism either because both are extreme expressions of humans being too emotionally inept to do the hard work of engaging with and using tech mindfully.

24/5/2025, 3:51:04 PM | 7 1 | View on Bluesky | view

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β€œSHIVAKAMINI SOMAKANDARKRAM!!!” IYKYK

23/5/2025, 7:33:24 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Alan Sepinwall (@sepinwall.bsky.social) reposted

"COLIN ROBINSON!!!"

23/5/2025, 5:37:07 PM | 351 30 | View on Bluesky | view

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But people wear masks all the time, it’s totally normal. You don’t think it’s normal?? It’s funny you don’t think it’s normal. You’re the one being weird about it, not him.

Tobacco Growers of America lawyer Nathan Thurm (Martin Short in a classic SNL skit). Weasel-like mendacity, personified.
23/5/2025, 5:50:38 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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The entire second term thus far:

23/5/2025, 5:37:29 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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20/5/2025, 9:10:54 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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19/5/2025, 6:30:53 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Chris Beveridge (@chrisbeveridge.bsky.social) reposted

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16/5/2025, 10:47:32 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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You can’t break the law when the AG is in on the grift. πŸ€·πŸΌβ€β™‚οΈ

13/5/2025, 11:49:58 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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9/5/2025, 3:03:53 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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To be fair, when a party’s whole approach is to dehumanize anyone who doesn’t subscribe to their MAGA ideologies, it’s probably hard to understand what β€œany person” means in the 14th amendment. I mean, are undocumented immigrants even people?!?

9/5/2025, 12:10:16 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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