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Those legs! š„µ
That man is so fine
Does he think heās fucking Thor?
But Mariah already had years of bangers and built up credits behind her!
Good luck! šš
Itās perky and hairy and pretty and hairy
Yes please, the timeline always needs more butt
Oh I care VERY much š„µš„µš„µ
Yum š„µš¤¤š„µ
Fuck off, he was an anti-gay, anti-woman, anti-rights fascist.
These people are on another planet.
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Illinois Gov. J.B. Pritzker (D) on the shooting of Charlie Kirk: "Political violence, unfortunately, has ramped up in this country ... I think there are people who are fomenting it in this country. I think the president's rhetoric often foments it."
No one that believes I am less than them as a human being deserves my empathy
They turned the comments off on that real quick
Itās like opening a grocery store selling pure puke. Cans of throw up and bags of barf and cartons of hurl. āWhy does no one want to buy my regurgitate? Are you Luddites? Iām just flooding the zone! Look at all this food I have carefully prepared! Feed, you foolish doubters! Do you hate nutrition?ā
That assā¦š¤¤
Wait what show is this for?
I mean the implication of what age the female figure is supposed to be is pretty obvious! it's not great!
Me, always
Oh hell yes, please report back š„µ
Ooh which trinket?
Demerzel will save us all
an important message:
Iām also a B but most people seem to be A lol
BREAKING: ICE is sending Russian dissidents back to Russia. When the dissidents arrived in Russia, the Russian authorities were given documents relating to their asylum applications in the US which under US law are confidential. This seems to be part of a secret agreement between Trump and Putin.
Saying āobviouslyā is kind of a shitty response when we are basically dealing with nameless and faceless stormtroopers here lol
This would be much easier if they were actually having their badge numbers visible, or their faces, or any sort of identifying details.
Iād rather have Dr. Lorna Dane assist me with healthcare than RFK
Get it!
You just need a good thorough ass massage šāāļø š
lol. Lmao, even.
WH Presser later todayā¦
Probably the latest unwarranted murders/attack by the admin to distract from matters at home like the Epstein files/the tanking economy and looming recession l
I completed a run through as a bard and loved it. Recently started a new game as a gnome wizard so I donāt have to have annoying Gale in my party lol
My queen.
We need *her* in politics:
In between the mattress and box spring?
Iāll be right there š„µš¤¤
Just in time for lunch
south park made fun of fox news in a way thatās actually going to make it hard for fox to write about lol slate.com/culture/2025...
I feel like I always end up saying this, but as vile and terrible and disgusting as that man is, we probably shouldnāt make fun of his spasmodic dysphonia (a neurological disorder that affects the vocal cords)
Heās really about to cause a war with Venezuela to distract from any evidence being released of his own child sex trafficking, huh?
If you see this, post an archer
He is such a fucking clown. Somebody primary his ass.
Someone needs to primary @hakeem-jeffries.bsky.social
ICE agents deserve to be tried in The Hague. They should go to prison for the rest of their lives after what theyāve done to these children/these people.
Oh look, breakfast
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Itās wild, Iām either hearing āitās AMAZINGā or āitās TRASHā and nothing in between lol
That ass AND a hint of bush? Oh this a very blessed hump day š„µ
Woof, thatās gonna be messy
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Amen
Sign me up.
@hakeem-jeffries.bsky.social we do not negotiate with fascists. Be the leader we need or resign.
Guess I need to pack an outfit that says āfuck fascismā along with my Mayhem Ball accoutrements.
BREAKING: Nation mourns the loss of hope that their president already dead.
The bush! š
For once, Iām crossing my fingers and hoping for incredibly painful cancer.
"You'll get more conservative as you get older" Me:
Whatever he has, I hope itās excruciating.
Anyone who loves their job is very suspect to me
Perfection would be a hairy crack, but thatās a nice butt
I love whoever picked that picture.
I couldnāt get into that authorās stuff
Iāll be right there (in November lol)
Damn, sign me up
After so many times of hearing āthis is it, this will really get him and make a differenceā, itās quite hard to get my hopes up.
āā i will not not believe heās dead. thatās good for my mental health.
I like Boy Butter
Be right there!
Wait is something wrong?
I love Massachusetts, but somehow I feel that one of the original 13 colonies may not be the best place to find the best fajitasā¦
Oh now I want this, three old gals teaming up to fight crime/commit more crimes
And also: his little hats he gave to the girlies.
Or she steals the Waspās costume and turns into the villain āMay-Beeā
A team up with Daredevil, āDevil May Careā
I dare you to go to Annunciation School and tell our grieving community, in effect, guns donāt kill kids, antidepressants do. Just shut up. Stop peddling bullshit. You should be fired.
Oh then for sure the tail
That or a visible jockstrap
theyāre just the Centers for Disease now I guess
Influencers were a mistake.
Cute cat in a cuck chair!
We could stop all this but Republican politicians and judges donāt want to
I was too busy wanting to glaze that donut hole š
When we were on Maui, we went to the nude beach four times on the trip. I miss it š
šÆ agree
This is the second day in a row heās said this. This is an intentional normalization effort.
Donald Trump is waging a fascist takeover of the United States. Democrats are responding the only way they know how: by heeding the advice of the wonks who helped get them into this situation ā and whose advice is to avoid discussing what Trump is doing. More: www.rollingstone.com/politics/pol...
Trump does a thing, democrats call it a distraction. No they are all the thing. Weāre under attack. Fight all the things.
This is a slow-burner of a story that's going to bubble up, because it's going to start annoying a lot of Americans when they can't get stuff delivered any moreā¦
Who knew Snoop was such a pussy?