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_Snort_ if you must, because it's funny. _My_ goal, tho, is just to call you out. _T'aint_ no big thang. They/Them Москва

created July 29, 2023

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Profile picture Snort me hearties (@snrtmahtnt.bsky.social) reply parent

Bad speech to text. It should totally be deck whore.

2/9/2025, 3:03:40 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Snort me hearties (@snrtmahtnt.bsky.social) reply parent

Schindler’s Gary.

2/9/2025, 2:03:27 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Snort me hearties (@snrtmahtnt.bsky.social) reply parent

Lottery ticket gives better odds than Jr winning.

2/9/2025, 1:12:20 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Snort me hearties (@snrtmahtnt.bsky.social) reply parent

I'd put more money on Sr being elected than I would Jr when it comes to making a long odds bet.

2/9/2025, 1:11:52 AM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Snort me hearties (@snrtmahtnt.bsky.social) reply parent

Walk him and pitch to the rhino.

2/9/2025, 12:45:08 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Snort me hearties (@snrtmahtnt.bsky.social) reply parent

I mean they can obviously, more or less read posts.

2/9/2025, 12:10:12 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Doc Revan (@docrevan.bsky.social) reposted

Sorry to ruin people’s fun, but:

1/9/2025, 11:20:16 PM | 156 33 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Snort me hearties (@snrtmahtnt.bsky.social) reply parent

It looks to be normal gate closure for a federal holiday.

1/9/2025, 11:36:50 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Snort me hearties (@snrtmahtnt.bsky.social) reply parent

Always been a fan of Vivaldi. Favorite feature is the ability to tile a tab stack.

1/9/2025, 11:07:33 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Snort me hearties (@snrtmahtnt.bsky.social) reply parent

Why stop at legislation?

1/9/2025, 11:05:12 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Snort me hearties (@snrtmahtnt.bsky.social) reply parent

So it's hallucinating on zoomed in artifacts. It couldn't even enhance the american flag on the side of the hat correctly.

1/9/2025, 11:01:53 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Snort me hearties (@snrtmahtnt.bsky.social)

Oh... Oh.... OJHHJHHHHJHHGHGGHFGHF Sorry, just had a Blueskyism

1/9/2025, 10:58:16 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Snort me hearties (@snrtmahtnt.bsky.social) reply parent

Yeah, okay TERF. Before I mute you, may I ask you a question?

1/9/2025, 8:57:26 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Snort me hearties (@snrtmahtnt.bsky.social) reply parent

Are transgender women not women?

1/9/2025, 8:54:33 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Snort me hearties (@snrtmahtnt.bsky.social) reply parent

Trans women are women. So yeah, discrimination there, TERF.

1/9/2025, 8:43:21 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Snort me hearties (@snrtmahtnt.bsky.social) reply parent

Sure sounds like you don't want a transgender woman to use the woman's locker room.

1/9/2025, 8:36:26 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Snort me hearties (@snrtmahtnt.bsky.social) reply parent

So you are interested in denying transgender people equal rights.

1/9/2025, 8:22:45 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Snort me hearties (@snrtmahtnt.bsky.social)

Me checking who is blocking me: what the fuck was I doing 2 hours ago?

1/9/2025, 8:17:07 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Snort me hearties (@snrtmahtnt.bsky.social) reply parent

Spinalonga probably has room since 1957... /s

1/9/2025, 8:04:02 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Snort me hearties (@snrtmahtnt.bsky.social) reply parent

Oh, I'm sure it is.

1/9/2025, 7:33:09 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Snort me hearties (@snrtmahtnt.bsky.social) reply parent

Anything that doesn't allow people to get off to them.

1/9/2025, 7:25:10 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Snort me hearties (@snrtmahtnt.bsky.social) reply parent

Unlike you, I'm not about to throw all transgenders under a bus. Any more than I'd say cis het white men perform most mass shootings so stop selling them guns.

1/9/2025, 7:23:11 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Snort me hearties (@snrtmahtnt.bsky.social) reply parent

You can't. You can't keep the abusive women out either. You also can't keep the abusive men out of the men's locker room. Unless you want to figure out how to make pre-crime work.

1/9/2025, 7:21:08 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Snort me hearties (@snrtmahtnt.bsky.social) reply parent

Seriously tho, someone who cross-dresses as a fetish gets their sexual gratification from the cross-dressing. That's what a fetish is. They aren't using it to sneak into the opposite sexes locker room.

1/9/2025, 7:17:36 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Snort me hearties (@snrtmahtnt.bsky.social) reply parent

That's the level of debate your going to get if you insist on scare quotes and labeling things as fetishist.

1/9/2025, 7:16:03 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Snort me hearties (@snrtmahtnt.bsky.social) reply parent

How do you tell the difference between a woman who wants to shower with your daughter and an abusive woman who wants to shower with your daughter?

1/9/2025, 7:15:09 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Snort me hearties (@snrtmahtnt.bsky.social) reply parent

Also a good point.

1/9/2025, 7:07:01 PM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Snort me hearties (@snrtmahtnt.bsky.social) reply parent

Why would I care to?

1/9/2025, 7:04:55 PM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Snort me hearties (@snrtmahtnt.bsky.social) reply parent

I'm assuming the former but because they got smacked down with something like "If a guy dresses like a nun for Halloween, it's not a sexual thing but is technically cross-dressing."

1/9/2025, 6:40:21 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Snort me hearties (@snrtmahtnt.bsky.social) reply parent

I wonder if their use of fetishistic for cross-dressing is because they believe there are multiple reasons to cross-dress or do they think they are smearing cross-dressers.

1/9/2025, 6:38:43 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Snort me hearties (@snrtmahtnt.bsky.social) reply parent

(yes I know I don't have to tell you that)

1/9/2025, 6:30:48 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Snort me hearties (@snrtmahtnt.bsky.social) reply parent

Cross-dressing and being transgender are like colors and cars. Some cars are purple, but not all purple things are cars and not all cars are purple. They are two different things that may overlap.

1/9/2025, 6:29:32 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Snort me hearties (@snrtmahtnt.bsky.social) reply parent

Can you point to where that is defined in GS1?

1/9/2025, 6:15:54 PM | 5 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Snort me hearties (@snrtmahtnt.bsky.social) reply parent

I'd like to form a third party called the nuance party, but it'd get zero votes.

1/9/2025, 5:37:19 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Snort me hearties (@snrtmahtnt.bsky.social) reply parent

It is a fact, however, that Kyle Rittenhouse is a homicide. :-D

1/9/2025, 4:03:46 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Snort me hearties (@snrtmahtnt.bsky.social) reply parent

He definitely murdered my incredulity.

1/9/2025, 6:13:33 AM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Snort me hearties (@snrtmahtnt.bsky.social)

Love it when a TV show finale sticks the landing.

1/9/2025, 5:36:52 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Snort me hearties (@snrtmahtnt.bsky.social) reply parent

… don’t say it … … don’t say it … … don’t say it … … don’t say it … … don’t say it … HI CRABBY, I’M !

1/9/2025, 5:25:31 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Snort me hearties (@snrtmahtnt.bsky.social) reply parent

To be fair, we’re all dying, aren’t we?

1/9/2025, 5:19:27 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Snort me hearties (@snrtmahtnt.bsky.social) reply parent

The best part of living in PT was always how Monday Night Football ended at a reasonable hour. The worst part was that Monday Night Football started so early I had to rush home from work to watch the start.

1/9/2025, 5:12:42 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Snort me hearties (@snrtmahtnt.bsky.social) reply parent

I am sad I’m blocked because I wanted to teach him that Kyle Rittenhouse is a homicide.

1/9/2025, 5:07:41 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Viktor Winetrout (@viktorwinetrout.bsky.social) reposted

[Giuliani's final breath] Tell my family I loved...9/11

1/9/2025, 12:28:39 AM | 4763 593 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Snort me hearties (@snrtmahtnt.bsky.social) reply parent

The list of things he doesn’t understand is growing…

1/9/2025, 3:37:00 AM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Snort me hearties (@snrtmahtnt.bsky.social) reply parent

Now I’ll never know what rights of his were violated.

1/9/2025, 2:57:29 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Snort me hearties (@snrtmahtnt.bsky.social) reply parent

Oh no, he blocked me.

1/9/2025, 2:41:18 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Snort me hearties (@snrtmahtnt.bsky.social) reply parent

Yep, definitely a murderer.

1/9/2025, 2:29:50 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Snort me hearties (@snrtmahtnt.bsky.social) reply parent

Oh, shut up, you lying liar who lies about his salary from the 90s.

1/9/2025, 2:28:17 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Snort me hearties (@snrtmahtnt.bsky.social) reply parent

You mean Kyle Rittenhouse the homicide?

1/9/2025, 2:05:52 AM | 5 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Snort me hearties (@snrtmahtnt.bsky.social) reply parent

He did say that someone else (Twitter) didn't have the right to lie about him which, boy howdy Rev Falwell would like a word.

1/9/2025, 2:00:06 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Snort me hearties (@snrtmahtnt.bsky.social) reply parent

I'm assuming he thinks his free speech rights were violated but he still hasn't clearly stated what right. Could I have missed the post? Sure.

1/9/2025, 1:55:38 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Snort me hearties (@snrtmahtnt.bsky.social) reply parent

Because you haven't answered it. Your rights were not violated. Even if they actually did commit defamation, your rights weren't violated.

1/9/2025, 1:45:48 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Snort me hearties (@snrtmahtnt.bsky.social) reply parent

So, what right of yours was violated. You used that language without expressing what right you are referring to.

1/9/2025, 1:43:14 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Snort me hearties (@snrtmahtnt.bsky.social) reply parent

There is no "Right to not be lied about."

1/9/2025, 1:24:18 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Snort me hearties (@snrtmahtnt.bsky.social) reply parent

What rights of yours were violated?

1/9/2025, 1:23:14 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Snort me hearties (@snrtmahtnt.bsky.social) reply parent

And that email was only sent to you. They did not publicly accuse you of those two things.

1/9/2025, 1:12:17 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Snort me hearties (@snrtmahtnt.bsky.social) reply parent

Oh no, are you talking about Kyle Rittenhouse the homicide who is a murderer?

1/9/2025, 12:57:02 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Snort me hearties (@snrtmahtnt.bsky.social) reply parent

Oh no.

1/9/2025, 12:49:47 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Snort me hearties (@snrtmahtnt.bsky.social) reply parent

Is that a yes, my calling you a liar is defamatory?

1/9/2025, 12:49:24 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Snort me hearties (@snrtmahtnt.bsky.social) reply parent

Okay, what sort of proof shows they tried to delete the evidence? I'm not asking to see the proof, just what you think constitutes the proof.

1/9/2025, 12:40:53 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Snort me hearties (@snrtmahtnt.bsky.social) reply parent

Like, if I said your talk of your 90s salary was all lies, would you say that is defamatory?

1/9/2025, 12:38:39 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Snort me hearties (@snrtmahtnt.bsky.social) reply parent

We listen. We just also are well versed in defamation law, not to mention the common mistakes people make with regards to it.

1/9/2025, 12:37:36 AM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Snort me hearties (@snrtmahtnt.bsky.social) reply parent

.... How do you think they tried to delete the evidence that incriminated them?

1/9/2025, 12:35:30 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Snort me hearties (@snrtmahtnt.bsky.social) reply parent

The only possible fact that could be false is whether or not he violated "the Rules" as that is all that you or I would be privy to.

1/9/2025, 12:28:36 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Snort me hearties (@snrtmahtnt.bsky.social) reply parent

Limits on arbitration are not the same thing.

1/9/2025, 12:18:42 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Snort me hearties (@snrtmahtnt.bsky.social) reply parent

I assure you they can 100% do it for false pretenses.

1/9/2025, 12:13:29 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Snort me hearties (@snrtmahtnt.bsky.social) reply parent

So you believe they committed defamation upon you?

1/9/2025, 12:12:03 AM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Snort me hearties (@snrtmahtnt.bsky.social) reply parent

No one would consider "X suspends accounts that violate the rules" to be particularly vicious, whether true or not.

1/9/2025, 12:00:44 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Snort me hearties (@snrtmahtnt.bsky.social) reply parent

I mean, I had an account shut down and all anyone who isn't me could see is that my account was suspended for violating "the rules".

31/8/2025, 11:56:21 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Snort me hearties (@snrtmahtnt.bsky.social) reply parent

Let's start with something you just said. Spreading vicious lies. Did Twitter publish any information about why your account was shut down?

31/8/2025, 11:54:40 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Snort me hearties (@snrtmahtnt.bsky.social) reply parent

Maybe, if only that it is only *as* wrong.

31/8/2025, 11:47:57 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Snort me hearties (@snrtmahtnt.bsky.social) reply parent

What right do you believe they violated?

31/8/2025, 11:44:29 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Snort me hearties (@snrtmahtnt.bsky.social) reply parent

I broke my X button with this guy.

31/8/2025, 11:41:46 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Snort me hearties (@snrtmahtnt.bsky.social) reply parent

You keep saying that like it's a mantra that makes you feel better about yourself.

31/8/2025, 11:40:09 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Snort me hearties (@snrtmahtnt.bsky.social) reply parent

The oughts were great for it with Big Tech doing RIFs and huge payouts back when people stayed at one business long enough for it to matter.

31/8/2025, 11:25:01 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Snort me hearties (@snrtmahtnt.bsky.social) reply parent

So the higher unemployment rate then was a good thing and the lower unemployment rate now is a bad thing. Your intellect is truly dizzying.

31/8/2025, 11:20:11 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Snort me hearties (@snrtmahtnt.bsky.social) reply parent

Sounds like you have an open and shut case that in no way will be thrown by the user agreement you agreed to to use the site.

31/8/2025, 11:17:21 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Snort me hearties (@snrtmahtnt.bsky.social) reply parent

There was a 19-month run of >9% unemployment in the early '80s.

31/8/2025, 11:10:19 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Snort me hearties (@snrtmahtnt.bsky.social) reply parent

How is any number of posts "self glorifying"?

31/8/2025, 11:01:40 PM | 13 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Snort me hearties (@snrtmahtnt.bsky.social) reply parent

Oh, so at least you've come to accept that there was national debt in the 90s. Baby steps are good.

31/8/2025, 10:59:24 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Snort me hearties (@snrtmahtnt.bsky.social) reply parent

I mean, he would shoehorn in how he was the 9/11 mayor at every opportunity. Bringing up this unrelated and unnecessary event seems 100% Rudy.

31/8/2025, 9:32:51 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Snort me hearties (@snrtmahtnt.bsky.social) reply parent

Hey, Daniel, how's your lawsuit against Twitter going?

31/8/2025, 5:20:54 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Snort me hearties (@snrtmahtnt.bsky.social) reply parent

He is definitely setting off some Poe alarms.

31/8/2025, 5:09:37 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Snort me hearties (@snrtmahtnt.bsky.social) reply parent

I'm willing to believe he was born before the 90s. Barely, tho.

31/8/2025, 5:07:39 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Snort me hearties (@snrtmahtnt.bsky.social) reply parent

They should ban cars.

31/8/2025, 5:01:09 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Snort me hearties (@snrtmahtnt.bsky.social) reply parent

Aside from the obvious ‘I’m Old Jamie Lee Curtis gif’ response, have you flipped through what you can get on PlutoTV?

31/8/2025, 4:11:55 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Snort me hearties (@snrtmahtnt.bsky.social)

I will never forgive google for destroying DejaNews.

31/8/2025, 4:10:52 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Snort me hearties (@snrtmahtnt.bsky.social) reply parent

With how often he's accusing people of not being alive in the 90s, he's treading close to "every accusation is an admission" territory.

31/8/2025, 3:39:05 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Snort me hearties (@snrtmahtnt.bsky.social) reply parent

It's Mannings all the way down.

31/8/2025, 3:02:46 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Snort me hearties (@snrtmahtnt.bsky.social) reply parent

I mean I certainly wasn't on Bluesky in the 80s.

31/8/2025, 6:41:48 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Snort me hearties (@snrtmahtnt.bsky.social) reply parent

Where did I say we were struggling? I was correcting your statement that the unemployment rate was lower than it is now with data.

31/8/2025, 6:40:51 AM | 7 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Snort me hearties (@snrtmahtnt.bsky.social) reply parent

I was post-collegiate in the 90s. I played those "classic games" you review when they first came out. My first console was a Telstar.

31/8/2025, 6:19:28 AM | 9 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Snort me hearties (@snrtmahtnt.bsky.social) reply parent

Did we not get anything for that money?

31/8/2025, 6:11:41 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Snort me hearties (@snrtmahtnt.bsky.social) reply parent

Okay. Produce the unemployment numbers for the 90s that shows lower values than now. Here’s the Bureau of Labor Statistics data that will let you get the 90s: https://data.bls.gov/timeseries/LNS14000000?years_option=all_years

31/8/2025, 6:07:09 AM | 6 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Snort me hearties (@snrtmahtnt.bsky.social) reply parent

It has been way too many years since my macro and micro classes.

31/8/2025, 6:00:55 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Snort me hearties (@snrtmahtnt.bsky.social) reply parent

Exactly. And they can be bad if an under developed country is harvested for its goods for pennies on the dollar. But, in other scenarios, it’s just that a country produces a less expensive product while getting a more expensive product, right?

31/8/2025, 6:00:15 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Snort me hearties (@snrtmahtnt.bsky.social) reply parent

I might argue they aren’t good. And they aren’t bad. They’re just a fact of life.

31/8/2025, 5:52:41 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Snort me hearties (@snrtmahtnt.bsky.social) reply parent

“By January of 1835, for the first and only time, all of the government’s interest-bearing debt was paid off.” https://treasurydirect.gov/government/historical-debt-outstanding/ We still had debt. It was almost 6 billion when Clinton left office. You’re confusing a budget surplus for zero debt.

31/8/2025, 5:49:46 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Snort me hearties (@snrtmahtnt.bsky.social) reply parent

Looks like 1999 had a lower unemployment rate. 97 and 98 were both below 5.0.

31/8/2025, 5:45:54 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Snort me hearties (@snrtmahtnt.bsky.social) reply parent

The unemployment rate in the 90s was (mostly) higher than it is today.

31/8/2025, 5:44:44 AM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Snort me hearties (@snrtmahtnt.bsky.social) reply parent

The last time we had zero debt was under Jackson. .. last and only, iirc.

31/8/2025, 5:41:02 AM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view