There have always been two Americas
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There have always been two Americas
Looking fresh!!
Every day it should be clearer and clearer that undocumentedness is something done to people by the US
The sparks between relentless cynicism and relentless optimism, the decades of personal friendship, the ten years of developing bits, itās great
John Oliver *as a guest* on Colbert is the height of late night television imo, the peak of it
Itās crazy that heās shouting so loud you can hear him echo off the rotunda
Those are actually the people who hate this site the most
Me and my pal Joe Stalin are about to win the anti-dictator war
Anime about a future war between a woman run DPRK and a hypermisogynist RoK
Iāve been to Veles, I liked it there
Putin: if I die the entire country falls apart. Like bigtime. Again. I need daily blood transfusions Xi: we had a perfectly good system and I made it personalist again. Iām gonna go out mumbling like Mao KJU, measuring his daughter for epaulettes and the big hat:
Whole time heās repressing the urge to go āI intend to live forever too, through my childrenā and annoy the other two
me with my ancestral homeland (š¦š¹)
Personalistcels seething at hereditarychads over their absence of succession crises
howās the ancestral homeland looking
There is only one way to Eternal Life and for men like you itās the eye of a needle
Nothing ever changes
Cāmon at least let us be Serbia
Saw Mozart performed by a travelling group of child prodigies, the most authentic way to experience his work
Kingston upon Thames, it is a delight to be your servant again
NC has a big Indian population! Who we were trying to reach but a good number of them were R
Iāve realized itās Albanian food but in my defense they donāt say that. I had no intention to cause offen-
As much as I am enjoying Farage have strips torn off him by the Dems no Member of Parliament should appear before the US Congress in this capacity at all ever
POV you live somewhere, anywhere, except Clacton:
Nakoās in Kingston is some of the best Greek food Iāve ever had, itās so good, I need to come here more
Token?
They should make him ambassador to Greece
This looks like a frame from a TV ad of the future
Like, you definitely get the sense some people have absorbed right-wing sneering at her. That she inherently should be taken less seriously than someone like Starmer
This made me laugh. The United States is almost a century older than Italy!
the Home Secretary's husband should not be a TV presenter
Free-for-all on incitement to violence against marginalised groups promised by leading thugs of the British state.
Was he a Great Man of History? Kind of not? He seems to have been very ordinary as a human. But maybe the single most powerful western European ruler between Charlemagne and Napoleon?
Aztecs, Ottomans, French, Lutherans, look at my intray man
16th century hot take: Charles V is like if the Triple Entente was embodied in an individual human. His existence was basically a foreign policy initiative to contain Valois France. And it (mostly) worked!
You did it. The neo-Nazi gig planned for Great Yarmouth has been CANCELLED. ā Over 34,000 of you emailed the Home Office and spread the word. Local press, councils and police took notice, and under pressure, we have just received the news that the venue has pulled the plug.
Again an attack on civil liberties for all on the basis of xenophobia. An old & well known tune
Please, CNN, just because sheās a woman, you donāt have to tell us what she was wea- CNN: HERES WHAT KIM JONG UNāS SISTER WAS WEARING
I always love reading the menus for these things, which you just know have been obsessed over
Iād never considered before that itās a German terrorist group calling themselves āthe RAFā lol
What do you think inspired the sketch
playing with dolls brackets nerd version
If I were Rayner Iād frame this immediately
That seems to be a consensus in the replies
Bond markets would never panic under a Tory Prime Minister
You know, I just might
This is not necessarily his reputation
The discourse is going to be very different when Tim Onion and Kat Abu go down like sandwich man
The less wealthy blue staters in this future drove to Canada or, well, didnāt make it
Writing a light Anglo-American romance novel in a near future where the UK is filled with millions of wealthy blue state liberals. The high point of the drama is when a character forgets the charade of calling them āexpatsā and just admits theyāre refugees
I could see the Your Party folding into the Greens in a very similar way as TIGfCUK did into us, with Corbyn as Mike Gapes
This is what the billboards will look like in 2028
Strolling along with a cinnamon soda from the Seoul Plaza, entire world is my oyster
First trench coat night of the year. Iām thinking weāre so back?
brutal
I love to be so healthy I have a guy standing 2 inches behind me in case I fall
Remembering how QEII held on right until she had to do a public appearance, welcoming Truss, which then pushed her over
Kemal Ataturk
Polanski
Channel 5 introduces him in the news as āformer actor and hypnotherapistā, itās over dog
Will give this a try
Why didnāt Sultana just defect to the Greens, itās genuinely pure Labour egotism
Printing out 50,000,000 versions of this London flag I made in 2020
This is basically our message to Tories in the blue wall
Also all the other ways
The last 3 sound especially promising
He has a chance to do something very funny about 2 minutes in
Just updated my bio
which phrase?
New colleagues are telling my their thoughts on why Kamala lost which is the direct psychic equivalent of being shelled with mortars
āThe previous grown ups? Children, toddlers, babies in comparison to this lot. Theyāre fully grown. Theyāre haggard. Theyāre pensioners. Theyāre practically corpses.ā
I too have legitimate concerns about asylum accommodation. For instance there seems to be a huge amount of nazis gathering outside those locations, screaming abuse at the poor people living in there. Something should be done about that
āHeels. Nails. Blade. Mascara. Fit check for my napalm era.ā =>> Patriots in Control
wow
*2028
Kpop Demon Hunters KDH Kamala Devi Harris Wake up Sheeple!
I think this is plausible by like 2029
Writing a light Anglo-American romance novel in a near future where the UK is filled with millions of wealthy blue state liberals. The high point of the drama is when a character forgets the charade of calling them āexpatsā and just admits theyāre refugees
CHIPS Act, arguably
Celebrating first day of new job
After five years of house arrest I should add!!
If the England flag roundabout people think theyāre hot stuff wait until I paint the three arrows on every road sign, massively confusing traffic everywhere
this whale aināt nothing to me, man
Iām supposed to believe a guy who canāt spell ātin foilā is a medical expert lmao
This was 2019, I donāt wear the hat anymore, I have a different hat now. The flags are UK, UN, US, Austrian, and Irish
I am fully prepared to enter flag discourse
We deported the man who later built Chinaās entire space and missile program in 1955. He was previously one of NASAās brightest lights and the US threw him away
Yeah. I was trying not to think about that but yes.
Brilliant lads, we're getting roasted for not being normal about flags by the Northern Irish
If that was Labour's plan, it's a really shitty one because I never voted Labour
Some people should follow the Holy Fatherās lead and touch grass
āDo you still think you can control them, Neil?ā
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