What if the orange turd had a stroke? That would mean we would have president couchfucker.
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What if the orange turd had a stroke? That would mean we would have president couchfucker.
He's still breathing.
President Trump is healthier than ever, enjoying his Labor Day weekend at his Mar-a-Lago home - so suck it, libtards!
The Grim Couchfucker beckons. 😆😆😆
I got Willis his first shirt! 😆😆😆
Now, don't you DARE try and tell me that prayers don't work ;) #DonaldTrump
Yeah. Putin be roto-rootin' his bunghole lately.
😆😆😆 Such an example of maga alpha male.
I don't know. Probably.
Hell yeah! 🤘😁🤘
Taken a couple hours after that one. He is Fit And Trim as always. 😆😆😆
I'd like to leave a nice warm steamy deuce on his grave. 😆💩✝️
I think we all know who this song is meant for right now. 😅😅😅 Die Motherfucker Die - Dope youtu.be/JC9jhtuscZ4?...
Former New York City Mayor Rudy Giuliani reportedly suffered fractured vertebrae and other injuries after being involved in a traffic accident.
Cankles McTACO Tits!
100% Accurate! 😆😆😆
100%
Willis naps with his arms crossed. 🥹🥹🥹
Micah Parsons to the Packers instantly makes them Super Bowl contenders. I don't care what they gave up: It was worth it.
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With every new post I make ripping the obese orange 34-time convicted FELON, I realize it's only matter of time before he makes "Disparaging Der Fuhrer" a crime, just like burning the flag now is. And I'm not exaggerating one little bit. #DonaldTrump
Except for the GOP. They'll continue to be pedophiles and get away with it.
Fixed it.
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More Willis. 😊🥰😍
I got a puppy! His name is Willis. 😊🥰😍
#ReleaseTheEpsteinFiles
#LetsGoBloodClot #BloodClot2025
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So true. #FuckTheGOP
BREAKING: video is leaked suggesting the true location of the Epstein Files. (SOUND UP) #DonaldTrump #Putin
What makes Vladimir Futon happy? Fucking couches. #CouchFucker
MAKING TRUMP'S GRANDCHILDREN GREAT AGAIN! #GavinNewsom #DonaldTrump
"I came here to chew bubblegum and kick PEDO ass, and I'm all out of bubblegum" - Gavin the Barbarian #GavinNewsom #DonaldTrump
After Trump voting costumers attack the Cracker Barrel restaurant for changing its logo - the Cracker Barrel then changes its name, in an effort to more accurately reflect its customers. #crackerbarreloldcountrystore
The bigger ones are for when Melania pegs Donnie. 😆😆😆
Every maga men have TDS. Tiny Dick Syndrome
Not Cuban Pete. Pedo Don or Russian Don is more accurate. 😆😆😆
Ah yes... the orange turd hires only the BeSt PeOpLe. 🙄🤦♂️
"The backlash after Bondi walked back her promise to release the 'Epstein client list' was so fierce that it reduced Bongino to a raging tantrum, after which he failed to show up for work. But while the Epstein fiasco was the most public demonstration of his incompetence, it's hardly the only one."
Man, Dog the Bounty Hunter shaved his face, put his hair up and lost some weight. 😆😆😆
The orange turd has no business to even qualify for the Nobel Peace prize.
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Add Vladimir Futon to his many nicknames. 😆😆😆
#VladimirFuton 🤣🤣🤣
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Maybe eating these will turn me into... Shrimpman! 😅😅😅
I’m waiting for the Gavin NFTs and watches. Can’t afford to buy everything. bsky.app/profile/butt...
They are so desperate to distract from the orange turd being in the Epstein files. #ReleaseTheEpsteinFiles
I'm gonna get me this hat. 😆😆😆
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I'm sure I'll trigger more magamorons with this post. Cry more, you fuckwits! 😆😆😆
Ah yes. Another triggered magamoron. Even turned the commenting off their post. 🤣🤣🤣
I love how Gavin Newsom is trolling the orange turd and the magamorons. 😆😆😆
A lot of distractions currently being perpetuated by the orange turd and the maga politicians. #ReleaseTheEpsteinFiles
Well, now Gavin Newsom's gone waaaaaay too far ;) #DonaldTrump #GavinNewsom
#TrumpIsPutinsBitch
Droopy Diaper Don 😆😆😆
I don't feel sorry for Putin. 😆😆😆
They're now censoring the orange turd's neck vagina. 😆😆😆
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Find someone that looks at Putin the way the orange turd does. 😍😍😍
I heard the DC crime rate significantly plummeted overnight when the convicted felon left for Alaska.
TACO is ready to go! 😆😆😆
Magamorons will see this and say, "So what?" and justify to themselves why they still support the orange turd. #ItsACult
No, and I cook my rice in the microwave. Not the instant kind and it turns out perfect every time.
SuperTurd!
Put me in coach!
This is what happens when they finally sit down with someone who knows how to do an interview, which is extremely rare. bsky.app/profile/atru...
Wtf is this senile, orange demented turd talking about? Jfc... complete word salad.
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Why not sue them?
Sure. Send the orange turd there on a one-way trip.
"The lesson for Democrats here is straightforward. Opposing Trump vigorously, even when — or especially when — doing so seems distasteful or risky, can in fact damage Republicans. Damaging Republicans makes resistance easier, which in turn can erode Trump’s standing, and so on."
Also trump: "I never cheat at golf." 🙄🙄🙄
The Scots are 1000% correct! 😆😆😆
You can see its head slightly to the right of center.
Way to go Scotland! 👏👏👏
Can you find the nope rope in time to avoid it if you came upon this or are you getting bit?
OMGLMFAO!!! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
A billboard in Times Square. Credit: Vincent Alban/NYT
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So basically Republicans shut down the House of Representatives for the rest of the summer solely because Trump is all over the Epstein files.
I’m not interested in the lies that Trump’s corrupt DOJ bribes Ghislaine Maxwell into telling. I’m interested in the truths that the victims and witnesses told investigators years ago, which are in the files that Trump’s DOJ refuses to release. Release the files.
yikes! Trump sounded guilty as hell talking about Ghislaine Maxwell in 2020
The House Republican Caucus is a pedophile protection racket.
RIP Ozzy. 🤟🚂
Busted!!! 🤣🤣🤣
Uh-oh! 😆😆😆
More distraction attempt to shift attention from his buddy Jeffrey and the list.
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Oh shit! 😆😆😆
Not sure yet. I'm looking and weighing my options.