Sooz Bee (@soozbee.bsky.social) reply parent
I do have a variety of reading glasses.
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I do have a variety of reading glasses.
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Exactly. 11 is mocking the gods.
Sooz Bee (@soozbee.bsky.social) reply parent
My money's on how Dan got ejected.
Sooz Bee (@soozbee.bsky.social) reply parent
You'd think Lou would have taught him better than that.
Sooz Bee (@soozbee.bsky.social) reply parent
Weird thing is, my grandfather hardly ever drank any alcohol at all & when he did, it was a a single can of beer. As I understand it, my dad's parents were heavy drinkers until they got religion & became Catholic, but in my lifetime, alcohol was never much of a thing on either side of my family.
Sooz Bee (@soozbee.bsky.social) reply parent
My paternal grandparents converted to Catholicism when my dad was a senior in HS (my dad refused to, much to my grandmother's chagrin). My maternal grandparents were very heavily involved in Shrine/Eastern Star. It made for some interesting family dynamics.
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KING TUCK!!!!đ
Sooz Bee (@soozbee.bsky.social) reply parent
He didnât pull a base out of the ground? Didnât kick any dirt?
Sooz Bee (@soozbee.bsky.social) reply parent
Domâs such a pup, has he *ever* been ejected from an MLB game before?
Sooz Bee (@soozbee.bsky.social) reply parent
Not embarrassing -- shameful.
Sooz Bee (@soozbee.bsky.social) reply parent
And ShĹtaâs pitching, so thatâs always fun.
Sooz Bee (@soozbee.bsky.social) reply parent
I think I will. Slightly less sad-making.
Sooz Bee (@soozbee.bsky.social) reply parent
Cubs also playing right now and I decided to watch them but I donât like the two guys who are calling the game so I was thinking about abandoning it for the Ms game, but maybe I should just mute and listen to the Cubs radio guys instead. đŹ
Sooz Bee (@soozbee.bsky.social) reply parent
I assume for me it's partially because I learned to type before home computers existed & there were Pica typewriters (10) or Elite (12) typewriters and even a choice between the two wasn't possible unless you had a fairly fancy electric jobbie.
Sooz Bee (@soozbee.bsky.social) reply parent
JFC, you people are a fucking disgrace. I mean, you've always been a shitty excuse of a newspaper, but there isn't a way to say get fucked emphatically enough to accurately express to you just how sincerely, utterly, and completely I would like your entire editorial board to get fucked.
Sooz Bee (@soozbee.bsky.social) reply parent
Lol. I thought about going the Gary as a place name route, too, but I wasn't sure people would get it when the only 2 I could think of were The Gary Story and Gary! Ope. Last Tango in Gary just occurred to me.
Sooz Bee (@soozbee.bsky.social) reply parent
I know it's slightly irrational, but there's something about an odd number sized font that I find upsetting. Like, 10 or 12 (preferably 12, 'cos I'm old) is fine but 11? Nope. Can't do it.
Sooz Bee (@soozbee.bsky.social) reply parent
I've worked my way up to medium difficulty. It took me ages to get past the notion that the color had a meaning beyond just designating the area for the condition in the diamond.
Much Adol About Nothing (@meldric.cc) reposted
we could have 500 murders a year in baltimore and sending the nation guard in still would be wrong any rebuke of the national guard that relies on low crime stats posits that if crime were high, that a military takeover would somehow be acceptable. it is facism, fullstop.
Sooz Bee (@soozbee.bsky.social)
Redfin continues to baffle me. The new listings emails I get have branched out a bit from adding random places that are sorta-kinda close-ish to Seattle.
Sooz Bee (@soozbee.bsky.social) reply parent
Ah. I found what you were quote-posting via Clearsky. Fuck her. There are more Pride flags on display here in my small town in Iowa than Trump flags.
Rebecca Makkai (@rebeccamakkai.bsky.social) reposted
We shall not flag or fail. We shall fight in Pilsen, we shall fight on the Lakefront Trail, we shall fight them with giardiniera and footwork, we shall defend our city, whatever the cost may be. We shall fight on Lower Lower Wacker, we shall fight in the Jewel; we shall never fucking surrender.
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What's your sign?
Sooz Bee (@soozbee.bsky.social) reply parent
Hey, now. I think I caucused for him in '92. Which took courage in Iowa, but I didn't see Harkin doing well nationally.
Sooz Bee (@soozbee.bsky.social)
I'd be all for this as long as there's a (less horrific) version of Partition where those of us who want the immigrants, vaccines & freedom of speech get to re-settle. I was promised asylum in Cascadia -- I'd like that to be honored, please.
Sooz Bee (@soozbee.bsky.social) reply parent
Maybe you could just unfollow him instead of having a hissy fit about him not posting exactly the way you think he should be posting. The irony here is priceless, Frank.
Sooz Bee (@soozbee.bsky.social) reply parent
I'm puzzled by your puzzlement. I'm 64 and it's been common since I was a kid.
Sooz Bee (@soozbee.bsky.social) reply parent
It's hilarious. I should do a re-watch one of these days -- it's been a while.
Sooz Bee (@soozbee.bsky.social)
Ruin a movie by making it about Gary Gary on the Verge of Having a Nervous Breakdown Gary vs. Gary Seven Brides for Seven Garys Being Gary The Gary Horror Picture Show
Sooz Bee (@soozbee.bsky.social) reply parent
Yeah, I decided to run to the store instead.
Sooz Bee (@soozbee.bsky.social) reply parent
Yeah. Although I can't remember ever having sworn *at* someone, even an adult, I wouldn't say for certain that I haven't. But I've definitely never sworn at a child and it just bothers me *so* much when I hear someone else doing it.
Sooz Bee (@soozbee.bsky.social) reply parent
Lol. You're forgiven.
Sooz Bee (@soozbee.bsky.social) reply parent
Yeah, people need to let go of their anger over 2016. And 2000, come to that. Neither Nader nor Stein hurt the Dems as much as they hurt themselves and there's no way they're ever going to turn things around as long as they think that they cannot fail the voters, the voters can only fail them.
Sooz Bee (@soozbee.bsky.social) reply parent
It's so awful part of me wants to believe its some weird double bluff.
Sooz Bee (@soozbee.bsky.social)
I think all of my mutuals know that I have a bit of a potty mouth. I'll confess I dropped a few f-bombs in front of my son when he was younger but the thing is, I never swore *at* my son. Not once. The woman across the parking lot swears at her kids all the time and I die a little inside every time.
Sooz Bee (@soozbee.bsky.social) reply parent
And here's the other one. May as well subject you to both of them.
Sooz Bee (@soozbee.bsky.social) reply parent
Here's the one this screenshot is from:
Sooz Bee (@soozbee.bsky.social) reply parent
Some woman who thinks she's making humorous pro-Democratic TikToks, but she's obnoxious and unfunny.
Sooz Bee (@soozbee.bsky.social) reply parent
Both my first & last names are relatively common & easy to spell but *still* I had problems with people trying to make me a Suzanne or a Suzan. Once I even got Suann. And my surname ends in 'ley' but folks always want to leave the 'e' out. No way I was going to give my kid a hard name to spell.
Sooz Bee (@soozbee.bsky.social)
Oh. RIP. Can't forget Edgar Montrose.
Sooz Bee (@soozbee.bsky.social)
CARSON KELLY, YOU BEAUTIFUL MAN!!
Sooz Bee (@soozbee.bsky.social)
Wooohoo! We're all tied up at Wrigley.
Sooz Bee (@soozbee.bsky.social)
I feel like the word ânearâ is doing a lot of work here.
EuropeanPowell (@europeanpowell.bsky.social) reposted
Gaza has had twice as many bombs dropped on it since 2023 as Hamburg, Dresden and London combined during WWII.
Sooz Bee (@soozbee.bsky.social)
Two TikToks of this woman have now made it into my TL and even though the people who put them there were doing so in an unapproving way, I have already seen 2 TikToks of this woman more than I ever wanted. If you can all stop now, I'd be grateful.
Sooz Bee (@soozbee.bsky.social) reply parent
I was a SpEd para for 16 yrs. One yr when I was with a middle school kid, his math class had boys named: Keaton, Keegan, Kenan, Keden, Cayden and Caylon. There was also a girl named Kaitlynn.
Sooz Bee (@soozbee.bsky.social) reply parent
My son was baptized by the wonderfully named Rt. Rev. Cabby Tennis.
Sooz Bee (@soozbee.bsky.social)
I have five Thankfuls and two Lovedays in my family tree. My son will never truly know how lucky he was to be my son, not my daughter.
Sooz Bee (@soozbee.bsky.social) reply parent
If schools had been given the resources to help get the kids back up to speed, the Zoom learning would be a fading memory by now and, frankly, you'll never convince me that it bears much of the blame for kids' troubles now. The problem wasn't the Zoom classes, it was how we've handled the return.
Sooz Bee (@soozbee.bsky.social) reply parent
every single year. Fourteen of my 16 years working in a public school were pre-Covid and every single year was marked by this. When we came back from Covid, not only were we *not* given any additional support to help get the kids back up to speed, we were facing yet more cuts.
Sooz Bee (@soozbee.bsky.social) reply parent
right now even if Covid had never happened. Because kids were struggling *before* Covid. Our schools have been underfunded for decades. The best teachers have often been demoralized out of the profession. Constantly shifting standards, ever-tightened budgets. Forced to do more with less
Sooz Bee (@soozbee.bsky.social) reply parent
A few weeks or months of Zoom learning on its own wouldn't cause kids to have permanent, irreparable learning loss. The struggles kids are having in school right now are far too complex to be simplistically blamed on Zoom classes and it ignores the very real chance that they'd be struggling
Sooz Bee (@soozbee.bsky.social)
I'm seeing a lot of "learning loss from remote learning" shit in my TL and I need to point out that my uncle & aunt adopted two 12 yr old boys from Brazil in the early 90s. They spoke no English & were illiterate in Portuguese when they arrived. They both graduated HS with honors. (1/x)
Sooz Bee (@soozbee.bsky.social) reply parent
Ouch. I had a sympathy twinge.
Sooz Bee (@soozbee.bsky.social) reply parent
Or perhaps Gilbert O'Sullivan. Baby steps, Norm.
Sooz Bee (@soozbee.bsky.social) reply parent
He doesn't even need to look as far as Canada. The man lives in a suburb of a city that was founded by a Haitian man named Jean Baptiste Point du Sable. He will have learned during his Illinois history classes of the expeditions of Jacques Marquette and Louis Jolliet. He's just stupid.
Sooz Bee (@soozbee.bsky.social) reply parent
Oh, he's a definite on the first one & since the Venn Diagram for those is pretty much a circle...
Sooz Bee (@soozbee.bsky.social) reply parent
There's a reason why the Iowa flag is essentially just the Tricolore with the state seal slapped into the middle of it.
Sooz Bee (@soozbee.bsky.social)
I know itâs the same graphic that the Cubs have used for every guy theyâve acquired this season, but it feels like itâs a bit of a diss when the guy they acquired was playing for the Sox.
Sooz Bee (@soozbee.bsky.social)
Ah. Harry Ford called up to the Bigs & every man already there just moved down one slot in the "Prettiest Eyes" stat.
Sooz Bee (@soozbee.bsky.social) reply parent
I'd need a cassette player for that.
Sooz Bee (@soozbee.bsky.social) reply parent
It's a shame that he's being allowed the opportunity to retire. They should have kicked his ass out of professional football 15 years ago.
Sooz Bee (@soozbee.bsky.social) reply parent
Motherfucker, he isn't a citizen yet -- he didn't vote for anyone. And it wouldn't make this shit right. Assholes like you are no better than any goddamn Trumper. You're just as stupid, tribalistic and sadistic.
Sooz Bee (@soozbee.bsky.social) reply parent
Absolutely. He should have been bounced out of professional football the first time he did it and it's only part of the absolute dogshit behavior he's displayed over the years.
Sooz Bee (@soozbee.bsky.social) reply parent
Three times! He's bitten opponents during matches THREE TIMES. (And I was also surprised when I realized it was the same Luis SuĂĄrez.)
Sooz Bee (@soozbee.bsky.social) reply parent
He's done it 3 times.
Sooz Bee (@soozbee.bsky.social)
I suppose the Sounders staffer is lucky SuĂĄrez didn't bite him. Isn't that his usual trick? Since I haven't been following football in general for a long time, I didn't even realize the classless ratbastard played for Miami until the game was going.
Sooz Bee (@soozbee.bsky.social) reply parent
It was slightly intimidating trying to compose a greeting that was worthy of his talents. I don't remember my exact wording, but I had him dissolve into a moan about his illustrious career in broadcasting being demeaned by recording answering machine messages.
Sooz Bee (@soozbee.bsky.social)
Found my WWDTM cassette while I was looking for the pictures my son wanted last night. If only I still had an answering machine.
Sooz Bee (@soozbee.bsky.social)
Watched a soccer match and a hockey game broke out.
Sooz Bee (@soozbee.bsky.social) reply parent
and there's still a ton that I don't understand, but I don't honestly care because I enjoy it.
Sooz Bee (@soozbee.bsky.social) reply parent
I don't honestly get too far into the weeds with the technicalities of any sport. It's just not what I enjoy about watching them. But soccer is especially so. I've been watching since the late 70s when there was a show called Soccer Made in Germany on PBS that recapped Bundesliga matches
Sooz Bee (@soozbee.bsky.social)
The stream I was watching froze for a while. When it came back, it was apparently from a different source. No commentary now, just the sounds from the stadium.
Sooz Bee (@soozbee.bsky.social)
I don't understand the standing in the studio with iPads thing in sports coverage now. Give them a damn desk & a stool, ffs.
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Sooz Bee (@soozbee.bsky.social) reply parent
Yep, Iâm kind of afraid of that. The outfit that I need the book from is a pretty small operation & I was hoping maybe if they posted it as if it were a gift from a friend maybe⌠but I think the problem is with the carriers, so even gifts from friends arenât shippable right now.
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WOOOOOOOT!!!!
Sooz Bee (@soozbee.bsky.social) reply parent
I think we deserve it, tbh.
Sooz Bee (@soozbee.bsky.social) reply parent
Even a second grader knows enough to at least grab the spot where the other kid touched them.
Sooz Bee (@soozbee.bsky.social)
I better get to the store in the morning. I might need some of those little bottles of prosecco sooner than I thought.
Sooz Bee (@soozbee.bsky.social) reply parent
One thing I love about footie is how guys dive and spend the next few minutes acting like a part of their body that wasnât even touched is in immense pain.
Sooz Bee (@soozbee.bsky.social)
Found the Sounders match.
Sooz Bee (@soozbee.bsky.social)
Welp. I thought I'd watch the Sounders, but none of my đ´ââ ď¸streaming links have it. đ¤ˇââď¸
Sooz Bee (@soozbee.bsky.social) reply parent
Yeah, that's my general sense. Frustrating, because I need a book from the UK.
Sooz Bee (@soozbee.bsky.social) reply parent
Does this affect packages that are sent as gifts, too? From what I understand, some carriers abroad just aren't handling any small packages that are being sent to the US until this is sorted out.
Sooz Bee (@soozbee.bsky.social)
I had to go through all my photos last night (they're all loose in a dresser drawer) to find photos for my son of the trip my parents took him on to CA when he was little. Came across this beaut of him & my dad at Woodland Park Zoo just ~week before we ended up moving back to Iowa in 2001.
Sheila Q. (@sheilaq.bsky.social) reposted
Eve Ewing had this on her Instagram feed with the comment, âI come from the fire city.â Amen. Also, me, too.
Sooz Bee (@soozbee.bsky.social)
Mariners-Guardians was tied when I went into the kitchen. ISTG, it's a curse/blessing.
Sooz Bee (@soozbee.bsky.social)
OMG OMG OMG!!! I love it when guys I love from one of my teams end up on my other team.
Sooz Bee (@soozbee.bsky.social) reply parent
Take it up with the system??? I'm not sure what you think I can do about it or why you feel the need to say this to me.
Sooz Bee (@soozbee.bsky.social) reply parent
It is UK specific, not Europe in general. I forget the precise range of years, but if you spent more than 6 months in the United Kingdom between 1980 & sometime in the 90s, you aren't supposed to donate blood in the US. Not France, not Germany, nowhere else -- just the United Kingdom.
Sooz Bee (@soozbee.bsky.social) reply parent
I wonder what the actual other Tanev brother thinks of it.
Sooz Bee (@soozbee.bsky.social)
How do you miss the off season?
Sooz Bee (@soozbee.bsky.social) reply parent
Which fight? Looks like Cal's next game is against Texas Southern. I doubt if any women will be playing for either team, though.
Sooz Bee (@soozbee.bsky.social) reply parent
I can't donate because I lived in the UK for nearly 2 years during the whole Mad Cow thing.
Sooz Bee (@soozbee.bsky.social) reply parent
I don't know. I didn't even realize that D-Mo had been picked up by the Rangers. I don't normally pay attention to anything but the Cubs & Ms games.
Sooz Bee (@soozbee.bsky.social)
One of the crochet channels I follow on YT is a Pakistani woman who mostly does baby clothes & sometimes I'm tempted to see if I could scale her projects up for an adult. I'd do a different color & no stripes, but how cute is this cardigan?
Sooz Bee (@soozbee.bsky.social) reply parent
Like I said to @itsteeellcee.bsky.social, it looks like someone's metals shop project.