Sordid / Internet Dad (@sordideuphemism.bsky.social)
Hey, fellow spectrum-dwelling writers - this is quick work at solid pay, especially for comedy. I know each of us has a story or twelve we can infodump on (and then carve back) for 300 words.
They/Them/Any. Be grumpy if you must, but be kind always. Grouchy advice & dad jokes. Also cute & fluffy. Masc enby. Panromantic, Demi-Ace. Pro-self-id, pro-harm-reduction, pro-human, sex-positive, anti-ai, anti-fash. BG: linnturong, Av: Senshi/DunMeshi
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Hey, fellow spectrum-dwelling writers - this is quick work at solid pay, especially for comedy. I know each of us has a story or twelve we can infodump on (and then carve back) for 300 words.
Sordid / Internet Dad (@sordideuphemism.bsky.social) reply parent
...fuck, I could really use that.
Sordid / Internet Dad (@sordideuphemism.bsky.social) reply parent
Eeee! Love this shot, and double-love that smile!
Lupita Nihongo (@otsumamiboy.bsky.social) reposted
Happy Labor Day sex work is work
Dark Matter Jacquelinetern 🎃🖤 (@jackiestarlight.bsky.social) reposted
Update: I have my second voice lesson paid for, money for my third and fourth sessions set aside, and some money for a fifth, also set aside. If you are able to donate that would be appreciated and sharing always helps.
Sordid / Internet Dad (@sordideuphemism.bsky.social)
Goodnight, bsky. Take care. Don't let the bastards get you down.
Sordid / Internet Dad (@sordideuphemism.bsky.social)
Sordid / Internet Dad (@sordideuphemism.bsky.social) reply parent
Which room is that, does anyone know?
Sordid / Internet Dad (@sordideuphemism.bsky.social) reply parent
Ma'am. I strongly suspect you'll enjoy this one. I will not spoil it for you. Take a look when you have a free moment. <3
Sordid / Internet Dad (@sordideuphemism.bsky.social)
I trust this image will find those who need it most.
Sordid / Internet Dad (@sordideuphemism.bsky.social) reply parent
Please tell me you know about Kid Cosmic? Because: www.youtube.com/watch?v=WPCb...
Sordid / Internet Dad (@sordideuphemism.bsky.social) reply parent
In a universe of infinite possibilities, some outcomes *must* be in our favor.
Abra, The Everwife 🏳️⚧️ 🇲🇽🌼👻 (@pairofclaws.bsky.social) reposted
Transphobia takes many forms.
Sordid / Internet Dad (@sordideuphemism.bsky.social)
*flails with microphone in hand, a respectful but present distance from @gailsimone.bsky.social * Ms. Simone! Ms. Simone! Do you have any comment?
Sordid / Internet Dad (@sordideuphemism.bsky.social) reply parent
I don't foresee any squealing, or bluescreens, or walking away for something stronger to drink. Which is a shame as those are the best parts. ^_^
Sordid / Internet Dad (@sordideuphemism.bsky.social) reply parent
Trauma takes many forms. 🤣
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gencab for cutie (@babadooknukem.bsky.social) reposted
Much like "crab", industrial music is constantly re-evolving from first principles basically anywhere where there's a bunch of metal and plastic laying about
Sordid / Internet Dad (@sordideuphemism.bsky.social) reply parent
*dragging a mop behind them* We need to have words.
Sordid / Internet Dad (@sordideuphemism.bsky.social)
True, unless you're Palestinian.
Rebekah Weatherspoon (@rdotspoon.bsky.social) reposted
You know who desperately needs third spaces. Teenagers.
Abigail Larson (@abigaillarson.com) reposted
The last card for the Vampire's Tarot has been turned in. 78 illustrations completed this year for my fifth and final tarot deck. My wrist hurts ⚰️ Hopefully I'll soon have news from the publisher about release dates, so stay tuned
Oregon 🕎🎲 (@oregonthedm.bsky.social) reposted
Your social circle sapphic needs to be informed of this
Sordid / Internet Dad (@sordideuphemism.bsky.social)
Surefire way to end up on my block list: Lecture me to support the 'lesser evil' candidate who is harming my family at *this very moment* because our rights are somehow less vital than yours. Tell me the unhoused are unworthy of humanity? That trans people are less-than? You can talk to the void.
Sordid / Internet Dad (@sordideuphemism.bsky.social) reply parent
I'm still waking up and, because I do not take my own advice and make sure I understood something before moving on, misparsed your last word as 'puppy'. This led to a moment's confusion where "aww, I agree" and "what the hell is this conversation" collided. Thank you for a valuable life lesson.
Sordid / Internet Dad (@sordideuphemism.bsky.social)
Such a Majestic Beeste. 🧡
Sordid / Internet Dad (@sordideuphemism.bsky.social) reply parent
Sir.
A.R. Moxon (@juliusgoat.bsky.social) reposted
I mean … it’s a Lot
Pank 🦑 (@pankraru.bsky.social) reposted
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Sordid / Internet Dad (@sordideuphemism.bsky.social)
Who would be the funniest journalist to break the news
zenhussy (@zenhussy.bsky.social) reposted
with alt text for accessibility
Sordid / Internet Dad (@sordideuphemism.bsky.social)
nadir
Darren M. A. Calvert (@dmacalvert.bsky.social) reposted
Using this piece by @reallygoodwizard.bsky.social in my introductory lectures for my design students.
Sordid / Internet Dad (@sordideuphemism.bsky.social) reply parent
They're also vital in polycules. ;)
Sordid / Internet Dad (@sordideuphemism.bsky.social)
No new pictures, where are you mentally?
Sordid / Internet Dad (@sordideuphemism.bsky.social) reply parent
But we see you regularly.
Sordid / Internet Dad (@sordideuphemism.bsky.social)
finally_some_good_fucking_food.gif
Sarah has a suggestion (@goatsarah.org) reposted
I want to explain a few things and then it might be clearer why UK trans people are upset. In 2001 I married my wife, Sylvia. In 2005 I started medical transition. (1/13)
Sordid / Internet Dad (@sordideuphemism.bsky.social) reply parent
That's the body's way of asking for mozzarella sticks. Have three, and sleep is guaranteed.
Sordid / Internet Dad (@sordideuphemism.bsky.social) reply parent
Amazing. Thank you. 💕
Sordid / Internet Dad (@sordideuphemism.bsky.social) reply parent
Sordid / Internet Dad (@sordideuphemism.bsky.social) reply parent
I do now. Hi!
Sordid / Internet Dad (@sordideuphemism.bsky.social)
“I don’t care what anyone says, I LOVE that movie.”
Alejandra Caraballo (@esqueer.net) reposted
They're openly calling to lock up every trans person by force. We need every ally to speak out forcefully against this because trans folks cannot do this on our own.
C. Robert Cargill (@crobertcargill.bsky.social) reposted
We will be jettisoning trans rights from the Dem Party platform over my room-temperature fucking corpse. We are leaving no one behind, and fuck anyone who thinks otherwise. A core tenet of American identity is that we, not the government, define ourselves. All of us get protections or none of us do
Sordid / Internet Dad (@sordideuphemism.bsky.social) reply parent
Shit, I hope not. It'll be really tough to get rid of them.
Sordid / Internet Dad (@sordideuphemism.bsky.social) reply parent
This is a marvel. Here, please take this mirrored version to appease the pedants.
Sordid / Internet Dad (@sordideuphemism.bsky.social)
Who's a good non-Euclidean boy? YOU ARE and YOU ARE and YOU ARE! Yes you ARE!
Sordid / Internet Dad (@sordideuphemism.bsky.social) reply parent
I misparsed that last word as 'cloning' and my brain reset trying to unfold that little bit of verbal origami. XD
Sordid / Internet Dad (@sordideuphemism.bsky.social) reply parent
Yep. I *lived* in my longcoat and overnight it became a symbol of Columbine.
Dark Matter Jacquelinetern 🎃🖤 (@jackiestarlight.bsky.social) reposted
I have one third of my third lesson's funding. If you are able to donate, that'll be great, if not please keep sharing
Imani Gandy (@angryblacklady.bsky.social) reposted reply parent
I finally finished this one. 🤩 #pigmentapp #digitalcoloring
Sordid / Internet Dad (@sordideuphemism.bsky.social) reply parent
At this point everything is theatre. I'm sure there are those genuinely bothered by the burning of a symbol, but the vast majority who profess anger (and promote violence) are looking for a convenient rallying cry instead of expressing a genuine concern. (You could call it a false flag operation.)
Sordid / Internet Dad (@sordideuphemism.bsky.social) reply parent
Ugh. They've been so good with it too.
Sordid / Internet Dad (@sordideuphemism.bsky.social)
Well, shit. Thanks, Paramount.
Sordid / Internet Dad (@sordideuphemism.bsky.social)
Lookit lookit lookit! Then go throw money at her, and get yourself some awesome gear.
Sordid / Internet Dad (@sordideuphemism.bsky.social) reply parent
You say the sweetest things. 💜
Sordid / Internet Dad (@sordideuphemism.bsky.social) reply parent
Hear, hear. Being accepted as trans (or just being trans and being accepted) shouldn't require someone to excel in other aspects of their lives. It's not something that must be championed. It just is.
Sordid / Internet Dad (@sordideuphemism.bsky.social) reply parent
A less generous review might call it a pretense-first experience, but it approaches the life and music of Chopin via a fantasy realm that reflects his slow decline. Might not be everyone's cuppa.
Sordid / Internet Dad (@sordideuphemism.bsky.social) reply parent
If you're a video gamer, I strongly suspect you'd be a fan of Eternal Sonata.
Sordid / Internet Dad (@sordideuphemism.bsky.social) reply parent
Murdering kids is fine. There's some tv interviews, memorials, some security company gets a shitload more contracts, folks write hagiographies about the heroes of the day who might not even have been present. Ratings! Profit! Murdering politicians is a crime, because lawmakers don't want to be shot.
Sordid / Internet Dad (@sordideuphemism.bsky.social) reply parent
At least the view is nice, even if the bubbles never make it over the wall.
Sordid / Internet Dad (@sordideuphemism.bsky.social)
What do I do for fun? Disappoint friends and blow bubbles, apparently.
Sordid / Internet Dad (@sordideuphemism.bsky.social) reply parent
Yeah, I need the beard back. Soon. I look way too young without it.
Sordid / Internet Dad (@sordideuphemism.bsky.social) reply parent
Well, now I'm gonna have to make sure my next room has a stovetop.
Sordid / Internet Dad (@sordideuphemism.bsky.social)
I, too, am a bear who just wants to serve ice cream.
Dex Anderson (@dexanderson.com) reposted
Cis people: This is where you fucking step up. Do everything you can to support trans people in the coming days. You're going to hear horrible, hurtful rhetoric about us. Shut it down. Don't let it stand. And buy the trans people in your life a drink.
Sordid / Internet Dad (@sordideuphemism.bsky.social) reply parent
GodDAMN that's hot.
Sordid / Internet Dad (@sordideuphemism.bsky.social) reply parent
And sometimes, I get a hug. What more could any friend ask for?
Sordid / Internet Dad (@sordideuphemism.bsky.social) reply parent
I give them what they want. Whether they knew what they wanted is immaterial. And in exchange? Well, not all things in this world are transactional. But yes, I do get something. I see them wrestle with ideas, tell stories, unpack trauma, grow as people, become good friends, and love one another.
Sordid / Internet Dad (@sordideuphemism.bsky.social) reply parent
That means I know who's got a bug phobia. I know whose mind wanders, and what the tell is, so I can drop little morsels then. I know the meticulous note takers who crave assembling scraps of lore. I know the ones who just want to roll dice, get big number, have cape flap in wind.
Sordid / Internet Dad (@sordideuphemism.bsky.social) reply parent
Yes, I cater to their whims. I play the roles, But there's something you're not seeing. I know these people *intimately*. I've been friends with them for years, if not decades. There's someone at my table I've known as a good friend for 30 years.
Sordid / Internet Dad (@sordideuphemism.bsky.social) reply parent
The truth is, these bitches (affectionate) dance for *me*. I twist the knife. I wring out the tears. I make them plead... and then they THANK me. And sometimes there's free pizza, which, honestly, would be worth it on its own.
Sordid / Internet Dad (@sordideuphemism.bsky.social)
A friend once asked (paraphrased) "Why GM? Aren't you just the table's bitch?" I mean, fair. It definitely looks that way from the outside. But that's a misunderstanding of the role.
Rabbi Danya Ruttenberg (@theradr.bsky.social) reposted
AUTHORS!! 📣 If AI trained itself on your book, you can be part of A class action lawsuit now. More here: lithub.com/did-anthropi... Spread the word, please!!
Meredith Rose (@mrose.ink) reposted
Every lawyer should get the day off in observance of the fact that they actually failed to indict a ham sandwich
Elle Ess (@viamarsala18.bsky.social) reposted
One thing I know about Minneapolis is we are NOT going to turn our backs on anyone because someone who committed violence potentially identified with that group. I know we are stronger than that. Hold your trans sisters and brothers close today. Call them, text, check in, stand by them.
Sordid / Internet Dad (@sordideuphemism.bsky.social)
A year ago today, Mr. Cream was learning what a 'lap' was. He... took a while. But he's such a cuddlebug now. =)
Lindsay ➡️ Edmonton Expo A1004 (@neomeruru.bsky.social) reposted
noooo this is serious :( they can’t make money unless they do a crime :( but they like money soooo much :( why can’t we just let them do a crime :(
Sordid / Internet Dad (@sordideuphemism.bsky.social) reply parent
Sordid / Internet Dad (@sordideuphemism.bsky.social) reply parent
Perhaps as a costume? But not full time. Maybe that'll change in the future - stranger things have happened - but I sincerely doubt it.
Sordid / Internet Dad (@sordideuphemism.bsky.social) reply parent
Noted, but my prior wasn't exactly big. It was just 'complete'. Connected. Very much my 'style'. I don't mind keeping *that* short, as far as length, but a goatee or chinstrap or similar are very much not me. I mainly shaved to have better control/access for practicing the eye/lip makeup.
Sordid / Internet Dad (@sordideuphemism.bsky.social)
If you have a little to spare, please consider giving Denice a hand. It'd mean a lot to us both.
Sordid / Internet Dad (@sordideuphemism.bsky.social)
I'm *really* not caring for how exposed I feel without my beard. Trying to decide whether to grow the beard back ASAP, or examine the feeling and sit with it until satisfied, then decide. Strongly leaning to beard first, introspection later.
Sordid / Internet Dad (@sordideuphemism.bsky.social) reply parent
Oh, this was *fantastic*. When I've gotten some sleep I definitely need to read it again. In the meantime, sharing with friends. Thank you.
Sordid / Internet Dad (@sordideuphemism.bsky.social)
Goodnight, lovelies.
Gretchen Felker-Martin 🍉 (@scumbelievable.bsky.social) reposted
i'm so sorry to resurrect @kingroxy.bsky.social's Queer Fuck Cafe, but this is a pretty good indicator that we really need the Queer Fuck Cafe
Sordid / Internet Dad (@sordideuphemism.bsky.social)
Oh. This is nice. This is *very* nice. Lipstick works, eyes are "ok" but can improve. But fuck it, let's go out.
Sordid / Internet Dad (@sordideuphemism.bsky.social) reply parent
It's very much a Korean fairytale plot, where the 'we' is the important focus. Great music, real fun interplay, art is lovely.
rahaeli (@rahaeli.bsky.social) reposted
I DEEPLY FUCKING RESENT the Fifth Circuit and the Supreme Court for making me write this goddamn fucking news post
Sordid / Internet Dad (@sordideuphemism.bsky.social) reply parent
*nod* That's the one I'm thinking about. Thank you for the clarification!
Sordid / Internet Dad (@sordideuphemism.bsky.social) reply parent
I think I recall this sect. They maintained that Judas was the wronged one in the end, as Jesus was destined to die, and therefore could not be 'wronged', only 'fulfilled', right?
Sordid / Internet Dad (@sordideuphemism.bsky.social) reply parent
*bookmarks for later today*
Sordid / Internet Dad (@sordideuphemism.bsky.social)
I wonder if he knows that title has nothing to do with tubers or genitals.