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Sordid / Internet Dad

@sordideuphemism.bsky.social

They/Them/Any. Be grumpy if you must, but be kind always. Grouchy advice & dad jokes. Also cute & fluffy. Masc enby. Panromantic, Demi-Ace. Pro-self-id, pro-harm-reduction, pro-human, sex-positive, anti-ai, anti-fash. BG: linnturong, Av: Senshi/DunMeshi

created February 20, 2024

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Profile picture Sordid / Internet Dad (@sordideuphemism.bsky.social)

Hey, fellow spectrum-dwelling writers - this is quick work at solid pay, especially for comedy. I know each of us has a story or twelve we can infodump on (and then carve back) for 300 words.

2/9/2025, 11:52:59 AM | 3 3 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Sordid / Internet Dad (@sordideuphemism.bsky.social) reply parent

...fuck, I could really use that.

2/9/2025, 3:59:39 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Sordid / Internet Dad (@sordideuphemism.bsky.social) reply parent

Eeee! Love this shot, and double-love that smile!

2/9/2025, 3:52:55 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Lupita Nihongo (@otsumamiboy.bsky.social) reposted

Happy Labor Day sex work is work

2/9/2025, 1:21:53 AM | 350 104 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Dark Matter Jacquelinetern 🎃🖤 (@jackiestarlight.bsky.social) reposted

Update: I have my second voice lesson paid for, money for my third and fourth sessions set aside, and some money for a fifth, also set aside. If you are able to donate that would be appreciated and sharing always helps.

1/9/2025, 9:34:19 PM | 4 5 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Sordid / Internet Dad (@sordideuphemism.bsky.social)

Goodnight, bsky. Take care. Don't let the bastards get you down.

2/9/2025, 12:51:28 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Sordid / Internet Dad (@sordideuphemism.bsky.social)

1/9/2025, 8:13:32 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Sordid / Internet Dad (@sordideuphemism.bsky.social) reply parent

Which room is that, does anyone know?

1/9/2025, 8:12:04 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Sordid / Internet Dad (@sordideuphemism.bsky.social) reply parent

Ma'am. I strongly suspect you'll enjoy this one. I will not spoil it for you. Take a look when you have a free moment. <3

1/9/2025, 8:09:11 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Sordid / Internet Dad (@sordideuphemism.bsky.social)

I trust this image will find those who need it most.

A yellow-green Dodge vehicle (feel free to provide model, I can't make out the tag) with an Ohio plate that reads 'YAOIMOM'.
1/9/2025, 7:21:20 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Sordid / Internet Dad (@sordideuphemism.bsky.social) reply parent

Please tell me you know about Kid Cosmic? Because: www.youtube.com/watch?v=WPCb...

1/9/2025, 6:38:55 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Sordid / Internet Dad (@sordideuphemism.bsky.social) reply parent

In a universe of infinite possibilities, some outcomes *must* be in our favor.

1/9/2025, 3:24:09 PM | 4 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Abra, The Everwife 🏳️‍⚧️ 🇲🇽🌼👻 (@pairofclaws.bsky.social) reposted

Transphobia takes many forms.

8/8/2025, 2:01:18 PM | 123 27 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Sordid / Internet Dad (@sordideuphemism.bsky.social)

*flails with microphone in hand, a respectful but present distance from @gailsimone.bsky.social * Ms. Simone! Ms. Simone! Do you have any comment?

1/9/2025, 3:13:50 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Sordid / Internet Dad (@sordideuphemism.bsky.social) reply parent

"We practiced this, Casey."

A miffed-looking Homestar Runner, from the eponymous animated program.
1/9/2025, 3:10:07 PM | 6 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Sordid / Internet Dad (@sordideuphemism.bsky.social) reply parent

I don't foresee any squealing, or bluescreens, or walking away for something stronger to drink. Which is a shame as those are the best parts. ^_^

1/9/2025, 2:29:36 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Sordid / Internet Dad (@sordideuphemism.bsky.social) reply parent

Trauma takes many forms. 🤣

1/9/2025, 2:27:58 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Sordid / Internet Dad (@sordideuphemism.bsky.social) reply parent

1/9/2025, 2:26:22 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture gencab for cutie (@babadooknukem.bsky.social) reposted

Much like "crab", industrial music is constantly re-evolving from first principles basically anywhere where there's a bunch of metal and plastic laying about

1/9/2025, 12:14:44 AM | 10191 3171 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Sordid / Internet Dad (@sordideuphemism.bsky.social) reply parent

*dragging a mop behind them* We need to have words.

1/9/2025, 2:21:37 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Dag. (@3fecta.bsky.social) reposted

Miles O'Brien fan club assemble.

The image features Chief Miles O'Brien, a character from the Star Trek universe, specifically Star Trek: The Next Generation and Star Trek: Deep Space Nine. The quote,
1/9/2025, 1:48:17 PM | 877 220 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Sordid / Internet Dad (@sordideuphemism.bsky.social)

True, unless you're Palestinian.

1/9/2025, 1:09:34 PM | 1 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Rebekah Weatherspoon (@rdotspoon.bsky.social) reposted

You know who desperately needs third spaces. Teenagers.

31/8/2025, 11:12:04 PM | 679 114 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Abigail Larson (@abigaillarson.com) reposted

The last card for the Vampire's Tarot has been turned in. 78 illustrations completed this year for my fifth and final tarot deck. My wrist hurts ⚰️ Hopefully I'll soon have news from the publisher about release dates, so stay tuned

the
31/8/2025, 11:56:18 PM | 4218 875 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture ULTRA💀BLAST (@ultrakillblast.bsky.social) reposted

August 31st / September 1st

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31/8/2025, 6:15:09 PM | 497 134 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Oregon 🕎🎲 (@oregonthedm.bsky.social) reposted

Your social circle sapphic needs to be informed of this

Japanese stage play of Dracula the Musical with an all female caste
31/8/2025, 10:18:29 AM | 4828 2016 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Sordid / Internet Dad (@sordideuphemism.bsky.social)

Surefire way to end up on my block list: Lecture me to support the 'lesser evil' candidate who is harming my family at *this very moment* because our rights are somehow less vital than yours. Tell me the unhoused are unworthy of humanity? That trans people are less-than? You can talk to the void.

31/8/2025, 12:52:05 PM | 5 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Luce Leonard (@luceleonard.bsky.social) reposted

Cartoon by Kendra Allenby

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30/8/2025, 2:43:16 PM | 231 33 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Sordid / Internet Dad (@sordideuphemism.bsky.social) reply parent

I'm still waking up and, because I do not take my own advice and make sure I understood something before moving on, misparsed your last word as 'puppy'. This led to a moment's confusion where "aww, I agree" and "what the hell is this conversation" collided. Thank you for a valuable life lesson.

31/8/2025, 12:23:23 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Sordid / Internet Dad (@sordideuphemism.bsky.social)

Such a Majestic Beeste. 🧡

31/8/2025, 12:09:31 PM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Sordid / Internet Dad (@sordideuphemism.bsky.social) reply parent

Sir.

31/8/2025, 9:59:34 AM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture A.R. Moxon (@juliusgoat.bsky.social) reposted

I mean … it’s a Lot

31/8/2025, 9:18:54 AM | 1498 137 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Pank 🦑 (@pankraru.bsky.social) reposted

Do you have that special someone in your life? You know, the kind of person you saving a special bottle for when they croak? Want to make sure it doesn't get lost, or drank early? We got you covered. ▶️ ko-fi.com/s/6cb080a4c7 ◀️ #BSNM #FurryShop #LGBT #Sticker Art by @ashbelero.bsky.social

Several Stickers that are made to look like wax seals, with 2 ribbons trailing off them. One is just a plain ribbon, another is a Trans Flag, another is a Rainbow, and the last is a Pride/Progress Flag. All the red seals say A bottle of wine, with a sticker on it made to look like a wax seal with the words THE CUNT DIED and two white ribbons coming off it.
30/8/2025, 11:35:56 PM | 103 49 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Sordid / Internet Dad (@sordideuphemism.bsky.social)

Who would be the funniest journalist to break the news

31/8/2025, 6:48:49 AM | 8 4 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture zenhussy (@zenhussy.bsky.social) reposted

with alt text for accessibility

31/8/2025, 4:28:11 AM | 55 19 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Sordid / Internet Dad (@sordideuphemism.bsky.social)

nadir

31/8/2025, 5:35:43 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Darren M. A. Calvert (@dmacalvert.bsky.social) reposted

Using this piece by @reallygoodwizard.bsky.social in my introductory lectures for my design students.

An image of a robot with a
31/8/2025, 3:57:05 AM | 2642 1053 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Sordid / Internet Dad (@sordideuphemism.bsky.social) reply parent

They're also vital in polycules. ;)

31/8/2025, 12:30:57 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Sordid / Internet Dad (@sordideuphemism.bsky.social)

No new pictures, where are you mentally?

30/8/2025, 7:44:44 PM | 5 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Sordid / Internet Dad (@sordideuphemism.bsky.social) reply parent

But we see you regularly.

29/8/2025, 7:46:01 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Hillary Monahan (@hillarymonahan.bsky.social) reposted

They said
29/8/2025, 1:28:43 PM | 1250 423 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Sordid / Internet Dad (@sordideuphemism.bsky.social)

finally_some_good_fucking_food.gif

29/8/2025, 1:06:46 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Sarah has a suggestion (@goatsarah.org) reposted

I want to explain a few things and then it might be clearer why UK trans people are upset. In 2001 I married my wife, Sylvia. In 2005 I started medical transition. (1/13)

29/8/2025, 11:56:57 AM | 5449 3302 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Sordid / Internet Dad (@sordideuphemism.bsky.social) reply parent

That's the body's way of asking for mozzarella sticks. Have three, and sleep is guaranteed.

29/8/2025, 11:27:35 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Sordid / Internet Dad (@sordideuphemism.bsky.social) reply parent

Amazing. Thank you. 💕

29/8/2025, 11:22:38 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Sordid / Internet Dad (@sordideuphemism.bsky.social) reply parent

Bilbo Baggins, Rankin-Bass Style, holds a glowing Sting aloft. But it's Sting from Dune.
29/8/2025, 5:05:32 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Sordid / Internet Dad (@sordideuphemism.bsky.social) reply parent

I do now. Hi!

29/8/2025, 5:02:49 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Sordid / Internet Dad (@sordideuphemism.bsky.social)

“I don’t care what anyone says, I LOVE that movie.”

29/8/2025, 4:33:03 AM | 3 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Alejandra Caraballo (@esqueer.net) reposted

They're openly calling to lock up every trans person by force. We need every ally to speak out forcefully against this because trans folks cannot do this on our own.

28/8/2025, 5:05:26 PM | 5477 2932 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture C. Robert Cargill (@crobertcargill.bsky.social) reposted

We will be jettisoning trans rights from the Dem Party platform over my room-temperature fucking corpse. We are leaving no one behind, and fuck anyone who thinks otherwise. A core tenet of American identity is that we, not the government, define ourselves. All of us get protections or none of us do

28/8/2025, 11:42:06 PM | 1803 505 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Sordid / Internet Dad (@sordideuphemism.bsky.social) reply parent

Shit, I hope not. It'll be really tough to get rid of them.

28/8/2025, 10:30:31 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Sordid / Internet Dad (@sordideuphemism.bsky.social) reply parent

This is a marvel. Here, please take this mirrored version to appease the pedants.

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28/8/2025, 9:36:14 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Sordid / Internet Dad (@sordideuphemism.bsky.social)

Who's a good non-Euclidean boy? YOU ARE and YOU ARE and YOU ARE! Yes you ARE!

28/8/2025, 9:33:51 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Sordid / Internet Dad (@sordideuphemism.bsky.social) reply parent

I misparsed that last word as 'cloning' and my brain reset trying to unfold that little bit of verbal origami. XD

28/8/2025, 9:24:02 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Sordid / Internet Dad (@sordideuphemism.bsky.social) reply parent

Yep. I *lived* in my longcoat and overnight it became a symbol of Columbine.

28/8/2025, 8:22:56 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Dark Matter Jacquelinetern 🎃🖤 (@jackiestarlight.bsky.social) reposted

I have one third of my third lesson's funding. If you are able to donate, that'll be great, if not please keep sharing

27/8/2025, 10:15:37 PM | 5 7 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Imani Gandy (@angryblacklady.bsky.social) reposted reply parent

I finally finished this one. 🤩 #pigmentapp #digitalcoloring

The alt text in the prior two posts is the same (white woman with long flowing hair, her face framed by sunflowers, and berries, and leaves; holding pears)—except now it’s complete! The flowers on her head are purple with some cool shading that I did. The leaves are green. The berries are red with a nice shine that I added. The background is green wood. (It’s just a texture that’s available. I Didn’t paint it.)
29/12/2024, 2:10:52 PM | 326 7 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Sordid / Internet Dad (@sordideuphemism.bsky.social) reply parent

At this point everything is theatre. I'm sure there are those genuinely bothered by the burning of a symbol, but the vast majority who profess anger (and promote violence) are looking for a convenient rallying cry instead of expressing a genuine concern. (You could call it a false flag operation.)

28/8/2025, 6:31:58 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Sordid / Internet Dad (@sordideuphemism.bsky.social) reply parent

Ugh. They've been so good with it too.

28/8/2025, 6:28:00 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Sordid / Internet Dad (@sordideuphemism.bsky.social)

Well, shit. Thanks, Paramount.

28/8/2025, 6:27:35 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Sordid / Internet Dad (@sordideuphemism.bsky.social)

Lookit lookit lookit! Then go throw money at her, and get yourself some awesome gear.

28/8/2025, 6:19:18 PM | 3 3 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Sordid / Internet Dad (@sordideuphemism.bsky.social) reply parent

You say the sweetest things. 💜

28/8/2025, 6:10:30 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Sordid / Internet Dad (@sordideuphemism.bsky.social) reply parent

Hear, hear. Being accepted as trans (or just being trans and being accepted) shouldn't require someone to excel in other aspects of their lives. It's not something that must be championed. It just is.

28/8/2025, 5:57:47 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Sordid / Internet Dad (@sordideuphemism.bsky.social) reply parent

A less generous review might call it a pretense-first experience, but it approaches the life and music of Chopin via a fantasy realm that reflects his slow decline. Might not be everyone's cuppa.

28/8/2025, 5:55:05 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Sordid / Internet Dad (@sordideuphemism.bsky.social) reply parent

If you're a video gamer, I strongly suspect you'd be a fan of Eternal Sonata.

28/8/2025, 4:52:55 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Sordid / Internet Dad (@sordideuphemism.bsky.social) reply parent

Murdering kids is fine. There's some tv interviews, memorials, some security company gets a shitload more contracts, folks write hagiographies about the heroes of the day who might not even have been present. Ratings! Profit! Murdering politicians is a crime, because lawmakers don't want to be shot.

28/8/2025, 2:08:14 PM | 5 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Sordid / Internet Dad (@sordideuphemism.bsky.social) reply parent

At least the view is nice, even if the bubbles never make it over the wall.

28/8/2025, 5:40:00 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Sordid / Internet Dad (@sordideuphemism.bsky.social)

What do I do for fun? Disappoint friends and blow bubbles, apparently.

A photo of a pink bottle of bubbles, wand balanced on top. In the background is a view of downtown Seattle, as seen from the roof of a hotel on 3rd Ave.
28/8/2025, 5:28:20 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Sordid / Internet Dad (@sordideuphemism.bsky.social) reply parent

Yeah, I need the beard back. Soon. I look way too young without it.

It's Sordid! Average white masc enby with dark eyes and brows, wearing glasses, a Hello Kitty overshirt, pink undershirt, and a pink shoulder bag. They have light stubble.
28/8/2025, 3:33:18 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Sordid / Internet Dad (@sordideuphemism.bsky.social) reply parent

Well, now I'm gonna have to make sure my next room has a stovetop.

28/8/2025, 3:22:04 AM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Sordid / Internet Dad (@sordideuphemism.bsky.social)

I, too, am a bear who just wants to serve ice cream.

28/8/2025, 3:20:13 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Dex Anderson (@dexanderson.com) reposted

Cis people: This is where you fucking step up. Do everything you can to support trans people in the coming days. You're going to hear horrible, hurtful rhetoric about us. Shut it down. Don't let it stand. And buy the trans people in your life a drink.

27/8/2025, 11:02:48 PM | 4058 1731 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Sordid / Internet Dad (@sordideuphemism.bsky.social) reply parent

GodDAMN that's hot.

28/8/2025, 2:52:05 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Sordid / Internet Dad (@sordideuphemism.bsky.social) reply parent

And sometimes, I get a hug. What more could any friend ask for?

27/8/2025, 9:22:18 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Sordid / Internet Dad (@sordideuphemism.bsky.social) reply parent

I give them what they want. Whether they knew what they wanted is immaterial. And in exchange? Well, not all things in this world are transactional. But yes, I do get something. I see them wrestle with ideas, tell stories, unpack trauma, grow as people, become good friends, and love one another.

27/8/2025, 9:22:18 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Sordid / Internet Dad (@sordideuphemism.bsky.social) reply parent

That means I know who's got a bug phobia. I know whose mind wanders, and what the tell is, so I can drop little morsels then. I know the meticulous note takers who crave assembling scraps of lore. I know the ones who just want to roll dice, get big number, have cape flap in wind.

27/8/2025, 9:22:18 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Sordid / Internet Dad (@sordideuphemism.bsky.social) reply parent

Yes, I cater to their whims. I play the roles, But there's something you're not seeing. I know these people *intimately*. I've been friends with them for years, if not decades. There's someone at my table I've known as a good friend for 30 years.

27/8/2025, 9:22:18 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Sordid / Internet Dad (@sordideuphemism.bsky.social) reply parent

The truth is, these bitches (affectionate) dance for *me*. I twist the knife. I wring out the tears. I make them plead... and then they THANK me. And sometimes there's free pizza, which, honestly, would be worth it on its own.

27/8/2025, 9:22:18 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Sordid / Internet Dad (@sordideuphemism.bsky.social)

A friend once asked (paraphrased) "Why GM? Aren't you just the table's bitch?" I mean, fair. It definitely looks that way from the outside. But that's a misunderstanding of the role.

27/8/2025, 9:22:18 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Rabbi Danya Ruttenberg (@theradr.bsky.social) reposted

AUTHORS!! 📣 If AI trained itself on your book, you can be part of A class action lawsuit now. More here: lithub.com/did-anthropi... Spread the word, please!!

27/8/2025, 8:52:23 PM | 316 240 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Meredith Rose (@mrose.ink) reposted

Every lawyer should get the day off in observance of the fact that they actually failed to indict a ham sandwich

27/8/2025, 1:48:57 PM | 2073 437 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Elle Ess (@viamarsala18.bsky.social) reposted

One thing I know about Minneapolis is we are NOT going to turn our backs on anyone because someone who committed violence potentially identified with that group. I know we are stronger than that. Hold your trans sisters and brothers close today. Call them, text, check in, stand by them.

27/8/2025, 6:21:43 PM | 223 52 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Sordid / Internet Dad (@sordideuphemism.bsky.social)

A year ago today, Mr. Cream was learning what a 'lap' was. He... took a while. But he's such a cuddlebug now. =)

A closeup of a vaguely-cat-shaped ball of pale orange fur clutched in a left hand.
27/8/2025, 7:46:44 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Lindsay ➡️ Edmonton Expo A1004 (@neomeruru.bsky.social) reposted

noooo this is serious :( they can’t make money unless they do a crime :( but they like money soooo much :( why can’t we just let them do a crime :(

27/8/2025, 5:20:54 PM | 127 39 | View on Bluesky | view

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27/8/2025, 5:19:25 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Sordid / Internet Dad (@sordideuphemism.bsky.social) reply parent

Perhaps as a costume? But not full time. Maybe that'll change in the future - stranger things have happened - but I sincerely doubt it.

27/8/2025, 3:51:33 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Sordid / Internet Dad (@sordideuphemism.bsky.social) reply parent

Noted, but my prior wasn't exactly big. It was just 'complete'. Connected. Very much my 'style'. I don't mind keeping *that* short, as far as length, but a goatee or chinstrap or similar are very much not me. I mainly shaved to have better control/access for practicing the eye/lip makeup.

27/8/2025, 3:46:00 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Sordid / Internet Dad (@sordideuphemism.bsky.social)

If you have a little to spare, please consider giving Denice a hand. It'd mean a lot to us both.

27/8/2025, 2:48:54 PM | 1 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Sordid / Internet Dad (@sordideuphemism.bsky.social)

I'm *really* not caring for how exposed I feel without my beard. Trying to decide whether to grow the beard back ASAP, or examine the feeling and sit with it until satisfied, then decide. Strongly leaning to beard first, introspection later.

27/8/2025, 2:22:08 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Sordid / Internet Dad (@sordideuphemism.bsky.social) reply parent

Oh, this was *fantastic*. When I've gotten some sleep I definitely need to read it again. In the meantime, sharing with friends. Thank you.

27/8/2025, 4:27:50 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Sordid / Internet Dad (@sordideuphemism.bsky.social)

Goodnight, lovelies.

27/8/2025, 3:56:27 AM | 1 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Gretchen Felker-Martin 🍉 (@scumbelievable.bsky.social) reposted

i'm so sorry to resurrect @kingroxy.bsky.social's Queer Fuck Cafe, but this is a pretty good indicator that we really need the Queer Fuck Cafe

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26/8/2025, 7:26:59 PM | 469 42 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Sordid / Internet Dad (@sordideuphemism.bsky.social)

Oh. This is nice. This is *very* nice. Lipstick works, eyes are "ok" but can improve. But fuck it, let's go out.

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27/8/2025, 1:53:07 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Sordid / Internet Dad (@sordideuphemism.bsky.social) reply parent

It's very much a Korean fairytale plot, where the 'we' is the important focus. Great music, real fun interplay, art is lovely.

26/8/2025, 8:23:35 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture rahaeli (@rahaeli.bsky.social) reposted

I DEEPLY FUCKING RESENT the Fifth Circuit and the Supreme Court for making me write this goddamn fucking news post

26/8/2025, 4:32:55 AM | 1103 249 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Sordid / Internet Dad (@sordideuphemism.bsky.social) reply parent

*nod* That's the one I'm thinking about. Thank you for the clarification!

26/8/2025, 6:37:41 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Sordid / Internet Dad (@sordideuphemism.bsky.social) reply parent

I think I recall this sect. They maintained that Judas was the wronged one in the end, as Jesus was destined to die, and therefore could not be 'wronged', only 'fulfilled', right?

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*bookmarks for later today*

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I wonder if he knows that title has nothing to do with tubers or genitals.

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