Drop an old person you're going to turn into in the future
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Drop an old person you're going to turn into in the future
That is so rad.
Obsessed with images of a giant promotional statue of King Kong that accidentally caught fire
Could you imagine if you could get a xenomorph out of a t-Rex?
This is my bluesky demographic.
Mixtopagurus are nearly symmetrical hermit crabs. But they don't use worm tubes or wood like others in their family. No, it's these weird Xenophora shells that stick stuff to themselves that have a whole exhibit: www.zymoglyphic.org/exhibits/xen... 🦀🧪🦑 double? triple? #InverteFest
Fascinating.
I can’t believe this footage was captured so close to the eruption. Nature is terrifying and beautiful.
I need us all to look at the bright side. Sure it didn’t happen, but that means it still can. hopefully when he’s in the middle of an interview, we can all watch him stroke out.
Sold!
Wow this is amazing. They're putting $5 million into canceling medical debt for families. And for every million the movie makes at the box office, another million in medical debt will get paid off!
Real talk right now. It’s going to suck real bad when we find out he’s still alive and we are going to war with Iran/Venezuela.
If it happens I will draw a watto so sexy…
What if he’s alive but they say he’s dead so they can stage a resurrection three days later?
Can you imagine what an announcement on a long holiday weekend would do for the economy? Dawg I’m getting a baby sitter, I’m buy BOTTLES.
Honestly I was expecting a mass alert on our phones telling loyal followers to “follow me into the light”
RIP Joe Rogan
I think people should start yelling “PARTY” and high-fiving at group events again.
Please consult the graph.
Noted.
I will vote for Gavin if he gives me a personal predator drone.
I will vote for the first democrat that starts mass sending ammo and 3D printers to their street team.
It’s gets really going on ep 3
I had to think so long about how to make queso tots a working illustration.
I’ve been deep diving into 80s new wave, so we are on the mend 🖤
Sold.
Lunch sketch.
I hate to see what kind of watch list I’m on because my Instagram real looks like it’s trying to make me a sleep agent.
Every day, it haunts me like a ticking clock.
This GOP Board of Elections Chair was arrested in my town yesterday for putting pills of MDMA and cocaine in his granddaughters Dairy Queen and blaming it on employees but got busted by security footage.
I should probably make that more accessible. lol. Thank youđź–¤
CDC employees standing up and walking out in light of the mass shootings, firings, and *waves hands in the air* everything else. #USAnotRFK Lets gooooo
Thank fuck homie.
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If you want my conspiracy take, Julian would out you as a asset so fast.
I’m still posting.
Going to be real. I had a pretty shitty day today.
I don’t believe I’m using Saneism, I think I used a proper term to describe a accelerationist that killed a bunch of people to become a meme for other mass killers. Terrorgram is real, and is a problem. That’s not a political belief. Why do you think this person did what they did?
You should really examine why you are defending a person who went on a shooting spree.
Because I called a person who was a mass killer of children a psychopath and a accelerationist? How would you describe this killer?
What are you trying to say here?
Lunch sketch.
Not without holding the share holder value.
764 not 761.
I don't post much any more, but for everyone poring over the manifesto, scrawlings, and footprint following the Minneapolis shooting, here's a timesaver. The aim is to be remembered, discussed, to turn oneself into content that then becomes the next reference on a gun.
Maybe don’t lean on taking guns away from the working masses when we are in year one an authoritarian fascist takeover? Just a thought.
This is who runs this account.
Probably not.
I fucking love it when people draw fish. I have no idea why an illustrated fish just makes my day.
Skulls if I have to put Somthing down on paper. If I have time to cook, I’ll find a playlist and let my mind wander, Or I’ll watch the “unsung hero’s of illustration” on YouTube. Great show.
I have no idea if mainstream news is ready to talk about thing like 764 and terrorgram, but if you know what these words mean you know what we’re dealing with here.
If you look at all the shit this shooter wrote on the weapons, it’s clear that they were an extremely online psychopath trying to sow as much Accelerationist Discord as possible. Grifters using this killer to push “culture war clicks” are doing exactly what this kid killer wanted.
Lunch sketch.
Maybe destroying whole communities water supply and forcing this product in everyone’s face 24/7 to prop it up is a bad idea? www.nbcnews.com/tech/tech-ne...
The new coke method.
it's not a crime because Sam Altman is a billionaire
You really think Emily Elizabeth is cleaning up those sidewalk biscuits? They gotta be the size of her, not to mention it would be like 3 times a day?
There should be a bitter war between Clifford the big red dog and the HOA.
if you're ever feeling useless just remember that centrist corporate democrats exist
Exactly, it’s private equity making businesses in a way where they can be gutted and resold on rental properties. It has nothing to do with woke, it’s literally unchecked capitalism rotting away aesthetics.
Look I’m pretty fucking woke and I thought the cracker-barrel rebrand sucked because i hate the minimalist design. Not everything needs to look like a fucking app icon.
I’m going to start giving repetitive actions I do cool names, and calling them special moves. THANKS CHRIS.
Thanks rad đź–¤
With a sweet potato
Sold.
Lunch sketch.
Poetry Window is ope’
Chicago hotdog
i know nothing good or cool will come of this strictly from their outfits. a "hacker house" and everyone is wearing madewell? not even a single funky bitch in tripp pants? be so fr
Say you wanted to battle the rot that is private equity, how would you even start?
How bad could it get?
It was a better psyop from a more dignified time.
Bobert I agree with you, but you are watching the goofy alien shows with the eyes of someone who cares about the franchise. When it comes to alien you gotta go into every new product like you’re watching a Sunday Sci-fi special from the 90s.
Every time I accidentally open threads it’s the same feeling as when you walk into a wrong building.
You may not like that it takes 100 years to pass some watered down social welfare program because of the constitution but that's also what protects us from dictatorship [some dumb slob does dictatorship in 6 months]
I just want to smoke on a stoop and listen to the radio, this is bullshit.
i am no fan of politicians or billionaires but this pritzger guy is like a human
I would just give the xenomorph some chicken biscuit crackers, I bet he’d be a lot less ornery.
BUG DIBBADOME OF THE DIMSDALE DIBBADOME?!?
Sold!
Lunch sketch.
They are the clockwork elves of the digital realm. While their culture baffles me, their works when it comes to establishing community or building digital code is unmatched.
You never see any sonic the hedgehog AI slop and I think that says a lot about that fan base.
Another day another opportunity to compartmentalize relentless horrors.
A fish! #lowpoly #pixelart
I’m really enjoying it, I’m on chapter 7 of listening to it at work. I had no idea how much the Mormons just ripped off. I’ll probably Finnish it this week. Any recommendations in the same vain?
Yes, that’s a great one! I read that when I was doing research on the Leo Taxil hoax. The Craft has the best English language account of that story.
Have you read The Craft by John Dickie yet?
Hell yeah.
I work with a bunch, mostly they’ve just been real quite sense all this went down.
I honestly think if I company pushed an anti AI campaign they would do great on whatever they are hawking. That’s how fed up the average person is.
Twitter is all full of LLMs pushing narratives with blue checks, it’s hard to get a real read.
I think there’s a lot of cognitive dissonance happening. It’s easier to go with the next lie then to admit that the family who doesn’t talk to you anymore is right.
