My talented wife @jeaniefinlay.com has turned my 'Adrian Chills' stories (short horror stories inspired by the Guardian columns of Adrian Chiles) into actual columns!
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My talented wife @jeaniefinlay.com has turned my 'Adrian Chills' stories (short horror stories inspired by the Guardian columns of Adrian Chiles) into actual columns!
The only marvel comic I respect
Classic
The fear is centrists come to think the new abnormal of fascism is less worrisome than yet another period of change
Oof
Yes. Once
They don't want to offer a legalistic argument about why it was somehow justified. They want this to be obviously and undeniably an act of wanton murder so they can flaunt their lawless impunity. Rubio doesn't want you to think it was legal, he wants you to think it doesn't matter it was illegal.
Had not heard this about Scott Thompson. V concerning
What flavor popsicle?
Yup
This reminds me, both Guyana AND Suriname managed to elect old white ladies as president before America
Even though there’s no particular reason to. It’s like they tried doing nothing snd then ran out of ideas
Lucky duck!
I see the bet as either a 1000yr Reich OR a weak liberal restoration that continues to allow propaganda networks to operate as legitimate news organizations. In the latter case peeling away just a fraction of Fox gives them more than they have
That they have made that Addams Family shit work in the Alien universe is pretty impressive
Thots and players
Pike-toppers
gn
To rule them all?
Could it have been an agitated oozing?
“I refuse to wallow in pig shit” - Master-Blaster of Bartertown
Give my regards to everyone down at the screen-door factory!
Only good thing James Carville ever did
NAME THAT FILM! Amidst a zombie apocalypse a coven of sexy vampires finds they have to save the humans because zombie blood is “[F]or shit. Like Dr Pepper it is!”
If the national guard occupies New Orleans we’ll finally have a use for Rouse’s muffulettas #FoodSky
Him pronouncing the name of the city correctly is extremely disconcerting
I've been pre-bitching about them coming here for weeks. Wonder if they'll be on the streets for the election?
It was, momentarily, more than a walk, for sure. Well, faster than a typical crawl. A baby's typical crawl
We've had a good run. Well, some of us have had a good run. An all right run, in some places, from time to time.
Of course not, you have to inherit those
We need to make comedy illegal again
No
Absolutely the fuck not NO DYNASTIES
Then what’s the point? You already have enough pelf!
Hail Sol Invictus!
Noted Confederate general, PGT Bonerguard
Six years of research and he just skeets it out…
Hahahaha! Run it!
What’re the numbers, 10% are frontline infantry, and 15% of those are “real killers”? Something like that. Let teachers who served call in artillery strikes
“Do you ever get that not-so-funky-fresh feeling?”
I was expecting a full apology. So you can imagine my chagrin!
Unashamed and totally willing to do it again next weekend on even less basis
Can’t believe he waited til their honeymoon to propose
That’s why it’s Huntsville, not Stennis
Accentuate the positive!
Live by the sword etc…
Taking questions live from within a Romanov’s fever dream
Alabama doing its best to prove that elves really are white supremacists
Not an elf to be fucked with!
I found the government waste. www.nola.com/news/politic...
Kinda looks like AI with both a real-world use and reliable functionality would be a bargain at $6 billion. Although it would be funny if this were baked in and the whole thing was KITT committing crimes that the helicopter and the robot commit ever-spiraling crimes in an attempt to cover-up
Holding out for the McHale'sNavy/Hogan's Heroes/Gomer Pyle Cinematic Universe
Something just blew at banks and Carrolton. Power’s out.
AI cannot fail, it can only be sabotaged. You must stay ever-vigilant against Trotskyist wreckers.
“Sorry, folks, my bad”
Musta got one a them doomscrolls
british person running at you full speed
I don’t buy lottery tickets, but I do guess lottery numbers. For me it’s the sport of the thing that matters, not the money. My current record is 847 correct out of 902 guesses (on a 94 day streak), but I was doing it for a couple years before I started keeping detailed records
I know that there are RUMORS of my death circulating on dead social media platforms and fake NEWS media but here is clearly a picture taken today as proof of life, I have a newspaper with today's DATE in my hand but we removed that so that we don't promote liberal rags
Uncapping the House is a quick and easy way for a democratic trifecta to diminish the potency of gop gerrymanders. This and a couple of key statehoods, are obvious democratizing steps that entirely avoid the interference of scotus
Backstory is for babies. Good characters aren’t ones that develop along a predictable arc, but simply those that say and do interesting or otherwise engaging things. Depths and contradictions are great, but that’s not really what matters
Roofline drawn by a child—a child!—not a full grown alcoholic
He’s good
2d best: the lack of tides or wave action in the Mexican Gulf makes the entire shoreline seem uncannily dead, static, and sun-blasted, as if it were in the midground of a painting by Magritte or Hockney
Australian electorate about to go even more Nazi
I want the guy in the wizard hat to testify at trial, but only if he wears the hat
Kind of love the game, it’s really the player I can’t stand
Posting is the rocks upon which the seagulls of destiny drop the crabs of fascism
Did a guy in a wizard hat write this?
Kind of love the game, it’s really the player I can’t stand
I want the guy in the wizard hat to testify at trial, but only if he wears the hat
Seen
Waving at the crowds from hyperspace
Posting is the rocks upon which the seagulls of destiny drop the crabs of fascism
Here we go with the add-ons! Just don’t kill me already!
Australian electorate about to go even more Nazi
Don’t sell my data!
2d best: the lack of tides or wave action in the Mexican Gulf makes the entire shoreline seem uncannily dead, static, and sun-blasted, as if it were in the midground of a painting by Magritte or Hockney
About yay high
Trump probably just told his minions he’s going to make an announcement tomorrow and it’s up to them to figure out what it’s supposed to be
“You can’t watch me die I quit.”
Wait, from 9-2 he’s just waiting for the pool guy? Relatable!
He’s good
You know what they say, you’re not really dead until everyone who remembers what you taste like dies
Safely back in the People’s Republic of Louisiana, where bluesky is legal. My favorite thing about Mississippi? Having to bring in potable water!
He has completed the process of transferring his soul to a phylactery and has thus become a lich, so that even as his body swiftly decays into dust (well...goo) he can remain president, eventually possessing JD Vance's body by expelling his soul and destroying his mind.
It does not seem good that a sizable portion of the political and media elite would rather cook their brains on a white nationalist website than have to engage with criticism from the left.
Nice thing about Upload is the ai is shit and everything is actually dependent on underpaid, overworked human labor
Richard Harris, best known as the Australian RAF squadron leader Barnsby in The Guns of Navarone (1961)
Urban August is my pope name
She: Call me a good girl Me: You’re…a very special lady? She: You can see yourself out Me: I can see myself out
Bonobo mentality
All the time. Yours.
HAPPY GARY GILMORE
“My 53-year-old could do that. With enough gin”
I could see the word canine in my peripheral vision as I read, yet I still had absolutely zero idea where this was going to end
Roofline drawn by a child—a child!—not a full grown alcoholic
Pistachios, aka tree clams.