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*gasp* we should helldive
so woman *is* in the queue somewhere…
My best friend plays space wolves so unfortunately far too much :p
I always loved Cyber Chase for some reason
I am trying my damndest to find the most clever “docking” joke I can possibly devise from this
Jury nullification is a decision by a jury to return a verdict of not guilty even though the defendant has broken the law, stemming from the belief that the law is unjust, that the prosecutor has misapplied it, that the punishment is too harsh, or from general frustration with the legal system.
now that’s a fuckin reference
run lantern too to make it easier good god now I wanna build EDH lantern control
I bet someone jammed this into the aminatou precon back in the day
do it do it
hardcoded mentioned hell yeah
god this is a fit. makes me wish my denim jacket was black instead of blue
It drops the hot dog it was carrying
a-ha - Take On Me
my father-in-law is a “I know a guy” Guy. sadly all the old Guys are aging out of the Guy Economy. Guys are fundamentally incompatible with Hustle Culture because it’s not about “winning” a deal, it’s about collecting favors and goodwill in a mutually-beneficial cycle. protect your local Guy Economy
People saying Trump is dying or possibly dead, but I for one would urge caution, because it is quite possible a second healtbar will appear as he enters his second phase and a gargantuan centipede will burst forth from his torso, so be careful of his new sweep attacks and toxic buildup from bites.
weh :(
Newsom delenda est
damn is strange new worlds going downhill
“trying to replicate a style and time they do not understand” is pretty iconically fascist so that checks out
Do you think there are headlines back on the Predator planet that are like “Dentist Speared By Earthling He Paid to Hunt” and there’s a bunch of Predators in ties around a watercooler going “Lol RIP.”
what pretense, the muppets are the greatest living entertainers of our time
“Warhammer the fucking weapon you hit people with” is just a pewter dreadnought in a sock you cannot escape
can't stress how important it is that you maintain at least one really wild insane left wing political stance to keep the hitlers off balance and the issues in perspective ie. feed landlords to snakes. trees get their own parliament. put solar panels on jeffrey bezos. send all mormons to the moon.
everything about the first season and a good chunk of the second is A Choice
I don’t really think Dragon’s Maze was that bad either, there are a lot of very cool card designs in there
oh dear lord are u doin ok
dragon femboys u say
prettyyyy
my roommate was trying to find the menu for a nearby bagel shop and instead found some of the most iconic slop I've ever seen. thanks food! :)
jfc that view tho
mood
the reason men use "daddy issues" and "fatherless behavior" to describe women having fun is because they know if they didnt have their dad around theyd be a blue-haired tattooed bisexual having threesomes on molly too and theyre deeply envious of the women who get to do that
cutieeeee
t-slur every other episode and weird sexism aside, that show’s a fucking banger
RT if you also wish ill upon JK Rowling.
i wouldn't say the ultimatums are design mistakes
yes
a website run by the soulless plagiarism machine
HELL YEAH
Remember that joy is an act of resistance. Stop bed-rotting. Start bed-frotting.
Down to my last $20 lmfao. Any help is incredibly welcome.
yesss :3
Crabs always stay hot let's go Crabs it's da Crabs baby
this is the same dopamine hit i get when i convince people to kill two things with Council's Judgment (I once pulled off a fourfer. idk how and i could never repeat it. i felt like the lead juror in 12 angry men)
And let me be clear -- I wish on JK Rowling everything that she wishes upon trans people.
I wish a lot of ill to JK Rowling
real
Bot
if it’s between a Republican or a democrat who will sell trans people out to the republicans then there’s not much incentive for a trans person to vote for either now is there
yah this ain’t the best area for a couple of those expectations unfortunately
if Gavin Newsom was fighting fascism he wouldn’t be using California police to dehumanize the homeless. he’s fighting Republicans for his own petty reasons, he could give less of a fuck about fascism
magic is already sliding down the slope
good clarification because I was 100% envisioning the avengers huddled around a table eating frogs while The Mold ran rampant
I think regular chick tracts are generally enough tbh
this cements it as the most legitimate Twitter successor
i knew someone was gonna bring up kiss players and if they hadn’t I was gonna have to be the one to
i too am very normal rn
@apatilonia.bsky.social text: "i got bored of seeing the same liberal 'a trans person peed here and nobody was hurt' sticker so I made a better one"
wait it’s your birthday too??? (also gooooodddd. fuck)
as well as Aaron Allston’s books in the same series (RIP), though Star Wars is only tenuously sci-fi lol
that’s just Ghost but all the Christian imagery is entirely sincere
ur on thin ice bud
Neil Peart got his shit together at least
my girlfriend just converted to episcopalianism earlier this year but i didn't know it was a widespread thing among trans women lol
guys i think this vivi card may have been a mistake
same
that stupid fucking thing has entirely too many guns (I hate it cause two people in my playgroup have one and I do not :p)
personally you don’t seem capable of slamming anyone into the floor tbh
Illinois has banned AI therapy, making it the first state to regulate the use of AI in mental health services. www.engadget.com/ai/illinois-...
disagree,,,fits perfectly
You have been sniffed by Pippi’s nose. Please share Pippi’s nose or risk 5 years of bad luck for not sharing Pippi’s nose.
I didn’t know fem ironclad was what I needed to see today
that is a very cute hiking outfit :3
“Call me Ant-Man cause i’m goin up that a-“
You're so close
original flavor, accept no substitutes
IKR??
after seeing the necklace probably wolves, possibly SoB
no stop don’t
why is that disrespectful that’s thoughtful if anything right???
if they didn’t want that to happen they shouldn’t have been full of blood
don’t bully us too hard our chapter master just went out to the warp/legends for milk :(
ProAcryl blows them the fuck away anyway lmao
what what ethics are there to discuss
they exist but are a bit mid. ultra-pro tier without the horrific splitting issues
“Are women bourgeois?” moment
TODAY’S TOM SAWYER HE GETS HIGH ON YOU
ooh that’s a good idea
no Diana not hell yeah I’m in pain :p
someone make this Dark Souls text
I am starting to understand chafing myself :’p
waooaw