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Pork rinds, smoked ham, Vienna sausage.
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Pork rinds, smoked ham, Vienna sausage.
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Guhvnah Kay "Poison" Ivey 🤢🤮, capital "Mungumree" Abundant Barbecue joints with vinegar cole slaw All the sweet ice tea you can drink There is a paradise called Huntsville-Decatur • Actual rocket scientists • SpaceFlight Center • Lots of companies in tech/aerospace • Jack Daniel's < 1 hour drive
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Having been around for a long time before it started, I consider Faux Entertainment somewhere you can go to eat, get gas, and worms.
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Fire this slimy coprophile filth and lock him up. (In a neck-deep septic tank)
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#ProLifeMyAss What the ghouls of the right-wing refuse to see is the collateral damage to innocents caused by the death grip of their pearls when sex is involved. Can't teach Can't council Can't involve healthcare professionals Because sex is (tee-hee) A DIRTY SIN?
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Parkour is not a Wimpy Gravy Seal merit badge.
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Dead men tell no tales, matey. ☠️
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Actually, those are side effects from her being one of the world's biggest qundts.
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Does this include ICE? Even if they argue FOTUS isn't directly in charge, he is *RESPONSIBLE*.
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NO KINGS NO PALACES That is not his property, it belongs to We the People. It is a historic structure and does not need to be altered at all. The only thing he deserves is a porta potty that he cleans himself.
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Run, run, run as fast as you can. You’ll never catch me, I’m the gingerbread man. I ran from the baker and his wife too. You’ll never catch me, not any of you.
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I truly don't care if he's only functional enough to hear, he needs to be in the room when people testify. If that's not possible, there needs to be a video feed. He should be put in a room with nothing to fiddle or play with.
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Joe is a fighter! I'm not saying anybody should, but it would be interesting to see what happens if they started putting aviator glow-in-the-dark stickers all over the place. It would surely beat all that tacky gold crap.
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Perhaps #Turdboy's tariffs have made getting cement blocks to prop 'em up on too expensive? "If the bass boat in front of your trailer cost a lot more than the trailer, you might be..."
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When have you ever seen Trump driving a car like a Corvette and wearing sunglasses looking cool? Can #TheStain even drive?
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Betcha he keeps flying in the window and they have to chase him out with a broom!
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The Sound of Gary Garybusters Dances with Gary Chitty Chitty Bang Gary 101 Garys Voyage to the Bottom of Gary Gary 13 Gary Potter
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That's a big part of the problem...
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I've lived my whole life in #Stupidabama in Dick Sea. From George C. Wallace 'til now, I've had to LIVE AMONG THEM. I JUST CAN'T NO MORE! (I even speak the language) If Mr. Silver wants to wrestle boar hogs in their wallow, he'll soon realize the hogs LIKE mud with their piss 'n shit mixed in. 🤢🤮
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Pay attention! Civilization & democracy require us to give a firm "No!" at times. Call it civil disobedience or rejection of dumbassery. Dig In early and hold your ground. A less than polite refusal to go along with these criminals will remind them we have NO KINGS
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Rest and time to reset are not luxuries. Thank you for taking time to post these inspirations, Martha. 💙
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We used Exabyte tape for the large datasets we kept. Back in the 1990s that was easy and portable.
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This voice crying in the wilderness will repeat this until it sticks: Signatures have never been a valid method of verification. Between indoctrination and it just being a habit that people don't think about, signatures are obsolete. Have you ever heard of autopens?
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However, that requires spending enough to hire people who can teach well. Assistants to do some of the work teachers take home every day - bonus. Go deep and you may find some members and friends of the Bush Crime Family were able to get contracts to supply some of the garbage textbooks and tests.
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My parents were teachers, as was I, and even long before "No Child's Behind Left," it was well known that standardized tests are a very dull instrument when you need better information about each student's performance. (Averaging scores dilutes the true story.) However, that requires spending
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The #enshittification of the United States of America started when voters stopped listening to people who were experts and knew how things are supposed to be done. Having students memorize things (rote learning) without understanding how they fit together results in poor critical thinking skills.
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True. Just like things have to go in, they also have to come out.
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No this isn't evidence at all. It's proof that the moron doing the measuring doesn't know what they're doing. 🤦🏼♀️ 🤫🫢🤭 Sometimes I just can't no more witchu folks 😁
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It's long past time for leaders around the world to make him very aware that he is persona non grata everywhere.
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Priceless! One factor I think that is causing 🍊💩🤡 to deteriorate faster is the shadow of Dark Brandon looming over him having done actual work in the spirit a president is supposed to do.
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I know everyone is tired. We all have our favorite things to escape every once in a while, and having been a DJ in my college years, I still have a fondness for what was called disco and now is usually called EDM. Kylie Minogue's sister - Danni Enjoy. youtu.be/AJSwmFUFBNE?...
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Good night, John Boy.
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Not until major league baseball teams have about 50% women who chew tobacco and scratch every itch. 😉 (Hi, Jessica 💙)
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I'm considering gathering some folks together to have a choir invisible.
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Just watched this episode - Stunning beauty!
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Ok. What's happening here?
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Evil mixed with petty.
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#BanTrophyMurder There are plenty of television channels and other places where you can watch shows about animals without any violence. In case your calendar fell off the wall, it's the 21st century now, not the 19th. No one needs the dead carcass of an animal to display.
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A little puppy would still be alive if this evil old hag hadn't shot it in the face.
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into believing that capitalism is so much better than everything else. Now that it's lying on its back on the floor kicking its legs as it dies, maybe not? Services like this still provide jobs and because they need equipment and supplies, others have jobs.
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Why does it have to make money? One of the most important benefits of civilization is shared prosperity. Government is not a business. Government is a service to the citizens to provide things that private companies don't do/want to do without gouging and cheating. Too many have been indoctrinated
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Beautiful and soothing. Thank you 😊
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Do any of you remember the Weebles? They wobble but they don't fall down. youtu.be/dFzhjnjXc2o?...
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Sez the laziest goldbrick in history. Hey Punkin' Puss? How about you buy every American a membership to a golf club so we can do like you and fuck off for about four days every week? Please include the $3 million for the airplane and security. Thanks.
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Explain to me like I'm in kindergarten from a galaxy far, far away: WHY THE FUCK Do incompetent executives and other high-level persons get politely asked to resign instead of their asses being immediately walked out by security like everyone else is? FIRE/ARREST HIM FORTHWITH!
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There's a term that cops use, "testilying." It mainly applies to court. They should be required to have a detailed description/ recent photo of the person the warrant is for. There's no excuse not to. No ID = No authority
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Awesome! Tell us how and camera info, please? Some of you may not be aware that nearly all digital cameras record information about shutter speed and other data that comes in handy. The trick is finding it. Most Photo apps will save this information when you download load them from your camera.
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Which still begs the question: What percent alive is he? I'm thinking the gauge is getting close to "E"?
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That reminds me to ask: Is the Box Wine Marching band going to perform on Labor Day anywhere?
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They all are infested with Dunning-Kruger dysfunction. They have an unusually strong case of cognitive dissonance, likely because being ignorant doesn't allow you to be aware of what's going on.
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It's easy to forget these days that so much crazy is going on, sarcasm just about has to be labeled to make sure somebody doesn't think it's real. 🤷🏼♀️🤦🏼♀️ No problem, have a great Sunday!
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Grimmy used to play along, but he never could fix his slicing. 🤷🏼♀️
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Can you imagine the things they talked about back at the harem? Kate - So how was it? Edith - He had SO MUCH WINE - out before my tits were. Kate - Ugh. My turn's a few day's away.
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It really must be because how many wives and concubines did King Solomon have? 700 and 300 respectively! It would take 2.7 years to see each one. Out of that thousand, I doubt any of them were named "Kate" or "Edith", but does that really matter?
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That's one of the things we're really afraid of. These goobers will have relatives they call "cousin grandpa" and "uncle sister." Have you had things checked out Gummy? Looks like you might have several recessive genes that are just out of control?
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I had some AI help to write this, but it's pretty much the same thing I'm thinking. 🤔
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For those who are unfamiliar with those 10 rules, these #MAGAt #Xians constantly VIOLATE THEM. The author of those rules said, "Thou shalt not covet." Not only should you not *steal*, you shouldn't even *THINK* of stealing! P.S. - Kenny should be looking at them 24/7 from a prison cell.
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#WDE!
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Monaural 12" LPs Neener, neener! Later, 9 volt battery transistor AM only radio. MADE IN JAPAN! All your base are belong to us. 🛸
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The Earth is going to end soon, or people are going to start listening to scientists and other people who know what we're talking about. Letting the AI genie out of the bottle without knowing what the fuck they were doing, one day there'll be a disaster they can't back up and fix.
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Sinator Foghorn Leghorn. Accent faker than a $3 bill.
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You haven't completed the test for a license to mosey?
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I do, but it's for a very good and different reason.
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Agree. 🤦🏼♀️
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I'm just guessing here, but I imagine #Gummy doesn't understand that the elimination of health care, public health laws, vaccines, and other modern innovations to keep people healthy will result in the same kind of thing that went on before the 1950s. Baby graves.
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No, it's a quick bit of sarcasm aimed at the fact the #ammosexuals would allow it! That added to the fact that too often a small child will get hold of a firearm, and shoot someone, if not themselves.
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When I do it, Gollum screams in agony! "No!, precious, no! Stupid! The Stupids! It burns us, yes precious, burns us! Oh, it BURNS! Soon, only ashes, precious, ashes of poor Smeagol's bones! We begs You, precious, we BEGS! Make it stop, precious, stop the nasty burn now!"
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The people who keep saying this are not wrong. However, some changes could help such as not allowing children to send in cereal box tops to get clips of ammunition.
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My family came here in the early 1700s. I also have native ancestors. Get yo $5 ass off'n our land, fucking murderous colonizers!
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360° 100% 400 meters? "Never paint a target on yourself."
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I believe Mike Hunt and Dick Hertz would like a word... [Calling roll 1st day] Ok, who's Dick Hertz? [All hands raised]
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I'm not saying you should do this, but it would be nice if this speech suddenly came on the loud speaker system in all of the stores, train and bus stations, and other places where there are public address systems.
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What he just did very publicly is called "sedition." He has committed acts of terrorism, and not so well hidden acts of treason. I don't give a fuck what John Roberts and His All Thug Orchestra think! - section 3 of the 14th Amendment indicates he should be removed immediately.
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Proof that they don't actually want to make America Great Again. Pulling a stunt like that would have been a very quick military tribunal followed by a firing squad the next morning. "...ALL ENEMIES..."
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What's the closest mammal we could use? Goats? Pigs? Dogs or cats? Yeah I got your data right here #BrainwormBobby. It's down to 2 choices: 1. Don't bother coming to the office. Send a letter of resignation. We'll have your shit sent to you. 2. You should be arrested, and escorted out the door.
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Mail is not secure for many reasons. Signatures have never been a reliable way to verify anything. During the 2020 election, MAGAts were nitpicky over signatures. Handwriting "experts" are a myth. Few human beings can produce the exact same signature multiple times. Ironically, forgers can.
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Hand marked paper ballots. Hand counted at the location they were cast. That can be nearly tamper-proof. The issue is not SECURITY. The important thing to focus on is TRUST. There are no machines currently on Earth that can be trusted counting votes. Get commercial vendors out of our voting.
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Well goodie good for you, #BrainwormBobby. A lot of us citizens of the United States of America recognize the look of an evil man trying to destroy our health care system. You already have blood on your hands from bringing back measles.
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There have been a good number of movies about them. I have included a link you can check. It just goes to show you don't need technology as much as you need creativity in certain situations. Thank you for the nice comment. 💙 www.imdb.com/title/tt0245...
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I've been an amateur radio operator for a long time. During World War II, the radio operators were often called "Sparky/Sparks" because some of the first transmitters used spark gaps. I use that as a handle to honor all military radio operators, but especially in memory of the Navajo Code Talkers.
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Safety has nothing to do with it. Trust does.
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It really does make Jesus feel good to know that people celebrate his birthday with weapons designed to kill human beings. Worse, grooming their children to act the same way.
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Coveting is rarely discussed, but these days is rampant. These Xians are not sincere.
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l could make him cry for his momma in <30 mins.
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'Fraid so. 🤦🏼♀️
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We really should find some other way to describe them, because there is absolutely no Christ in them. I often use "Xians." Falwell, Pat RobMeSome, the late James Dobson, et. al conspired with the GOP International Organized Crime Party to declare war on the Democratic Party to gain power.
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Who Owns the "Media?" We had independent news departments staffed with journalists who had a fairly free range to report on corruption & mischief. Ray Gun's War on regulations, made it possible for fewer people to own things like media. Greed requires the "news" to make a profit as entertainment.
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"If it ain't broke, don't fix it."
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#Piglionaires bought all 3 branches of the US government, and had them removed. "Billionaires are not compatible with freedom or democracy." #ShitizensUnited has corroded our politics down to a rusty shell.
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Who trusts "self-driving" vehicles, now? We DO NOT NEED THEM. If you don't wanna drive there are buses, trains, taxis, and town cars that will take you where you need to go. Wife & I once took a nice train trip from San Francisco to Denver without a rental. A town car took us to the airport.
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There is no "delete" on the Internet.
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I've got my ion you, pal! --- The barmaid comes out of the storeroom, sees the cable, and with a friendly shout asks, "Where's that handsome son of yours?" "He's currently grounded. He took some bad acid, got in a fight, and was charged with battery."
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2014 - Hillary, and a lot of other people around the world warned you back then. 2023 - Kamala, and a lot of other people around the world warned you. We need to stop pontificating about why and come up with things to do to stop it. No more yakking - action.
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Which is likely one of the reasons the #ICEGoons swap plates. It's not just Big brother anymore. It's big business, crooked law enforcement, and hackers. Easily used to commit CRIMES. The excuse is always something about safety or other horseshit, but it's actually profit split with the town.
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"Was" wasn't better. This whole plan has been going on since right before RayGun. They've hidden a lot of their fuckery, but go back and review and you will see that there is not a single angel among these demons.
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This is why things like that are supposed to be kept in a secure facility, and big or little balls or whatever ARE NOT supposed to go in there without authorization. Whether MuskRat led the team or not, this is directly #TheStain's responsibility. THIS COMPROMISES OUR NATIONAL SECURITY.