Is that when you left teaching, then?
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Is that when you left teaching, then?
Fucking jobsworths.
Applaudably succinct, and inarguably correct.
Well, if swearing and wittering some rubbish wordplay can be of any use, I’m all yours. Otherwise, not so much. 😄
Ta, mate 😁 (Don’t let me down… 😄)
I’d give it half an hour, if I were you… Wait, what? Oh. Dunno, mate.
Filth.
Certainly feels that way; fuck knows what Labour have been twatting about at, with the Reform Lite act, but they can shit right off.
The absolute terrier she must’ve experienced there… 🫥
Got that wrapped, ain’t he? (I’m so fucking sorry…*) *🤭
This is very powerful. #MentalHealth
That’s so fucking good. 👌🏼
Dum-dummmmm…. Dum-dum-dummmm… ☺️
He’s so *happy* about it, though… his little face x
It’s the rapture… cominatcha!
RO-LAND?!
Ditched Labour and joined the Green Party on the same day. Haven’t felt this optimistic for bloody ages ✌🏼😎
Language, Botney!
“Tenner on the bantam” is straight from the Profanisaurus, innit? 🤭
Me, on the way to the rapture:
“Daphne! Don’t come in, for Christ’s sake! I’m kinning my arse off in here…” #CallMyBluff
Would that it were…
20 days. We have just overtaken the Lib Dems both in polling and in members. We're just getting started. Join.greenparty.org.uk
“Thoughts and shares… x”
Your use of the word “…think”; suggests a requirement for both the ability and the inclination. I am horrified by the number of British citizens apparently lacking the capacity for at least one of those. Empty vessels, and all that. This cannot be our future… can it?
Anyone shocked that Reform plan to deport immigrants with Indefinite Leave to Remain hasn’t been paying attention. Next it will be stripping citizenship from dual citizens, then deporting them. Who do you think Reform are? This. This is who they are.
Not going away, Donald.
Resting botch face.
What’s your sign?
Very strong “Chef’s Special sauce” vibes… 😳
What’s your sign?
Thinking much the same thing, when the ‘Breaking News’ just flashed up on my phone. Small mercies, and all that, eh? 🫠
… Lawncombing Queen?
Bricks…? Block paving?! Identical miserable fucking boxes with nano gardens?!* *not an entry in the Profanisaurus
“… but only if requests are made via the appropriate channels.”
Halcyon shit 🫠
He’d been dodging them for quite a while; But the books just wouldn’t reconcile…
What the fucking fuck? 😳
Yes. Good. Same! 🥳
Weather person on R4 just referred to a “rain band”, and I felt compelled to repeat the words, audibly and to myself, in the manner of “Roland!”, a la Grange Hill. Yep. 🤓
❓
Regarding the headlines? Or my still using the sodding app? Or both?
What the actual…?! Well done, sunshine! That’s literally beyond the realm of my comprehension! 😄
Three of the top eight headlines on BBC News app begin with either “Trump says…” or “Trump suggests…”, and I don’t even know WHY I STILL FUCKING LOOK AT THE BBC NEWS APP. 🤯 Morning.
I did it a day later than you, it would seem, for just the same reasons. 💚✊🏼😎
And I am very happy to follow you, based solely on this post. 👊🏼😎
Trouble is, ‘decline’ might suggest that he’s ever been better than this. He’s just fucking stupid.
Merde.
I do adore appearing deliberately obtuse, but simultaneously worry that my apparent fuckwittedness is perceived as entirely genuine… 😄 Although it’s fair to say, sometimes it is. Innit.
Sounds like a fairly one-sided deal… 🤓
Just wait until you get to p.94! 🤓
Can he not just fuck the fucking fuck off? The fucking fucker. #FuckThatFuckingFuckerWithAFuckingMassiveSpikyFuckingDildo (Yeah. Him.) 😤
I will never not adore @privateeyenews.bsky.social 😂👌🏼
Suspected as much 😄 Thanks, mate 😁
Oh… I love a vintage theme tune! Any other belters, mate? Apologies if I’m missing a whole thread; just got in from canine-emptying. 🤓
Guess so, but I’m a stressy twat who fears judgement, so… y’know. 🤓
Succinct, and sufficient. (And veh funny.) Cushty.
Oh… lovely 😎👌🏼
Just audibly farted in the toilets at work; going to be nervously checking glances from colleagues, when I cross the corridor back to the office. Really hope I get an 8/10, at least ☺️
Her, not you. Obviously.
Cowbag.
“Nobody wrote that story, I stopped a war, but not a single… did anyone write that story? But that’s okay, the people know. Did anyone write that story?” #TrumpVTheTruth
Stroppy, malevolent fucking gobshite. (Need to get to bed, but this is so fucking good…) #TrumpvTheTruth
My Dad has Alzheimer’s, and can be very argumentative, even when (often) demonstrably wrong. Just saying. #TrumpVTheTruth
'Tomato release, Aubergine the, Potato Epstein, Turnip files.
Will the owner of a black Rolls Royce, registration number HRH 1 - oh fuck that's me.
"And then Neil goes, 'I hope Mike hurries back with the cure', meaning like medicine cos he's sick, right? But then Vyv goes 'no Neil, it's Madness this week' cos he thinks he means like the band The Cure. Oh, I forgot to say Madness are playing Our House in this bit. Fucking classic, man."
I get that this narcissistic cunt can only see himself as a glorious human being, but how has even he not realised the skincare sabotage being exacted upon him by whoever partially Tangos his chops, every fucking day? 😂🤯🫠😬🫥
I was trying to concoct one of these about five minutes ago, and was hovering around a Mike Flowers Pops / Wonderwall reference… then couldn’t be arsed. Not quite sure where I’m going with this… but, yeah. 🤓
…with a spot of creme anglaise? 😬
Yeah, but you are a bit of a cunt, mate. 🙂
I was trying to figure how I might encourage it/ move it towards the shrubs next to the pavement (and out of the gutter), but I just didn’t take any gardening gloves on my walk… Lesson learned. 😎
But… but… the legs fell off my staple gun, and I left all of my A4 binders in the frozen section of the Cleethorpes Asda. And my Mum says I have to mow the kitchen. 🤓
Jesus Mary and Joseph and the wee donkey. The state of it…
Head jog! 🤩
Thumb-pointing wankers can get to fucking fuck. The fucking fuckers. #ThumbPointWanker (And I’m done.)
It's incredible how close the Red Arrows fly together, must take nerves of steel
That’ll be the fermented yak piss he marinates in for 45 minutes out of every hour 🤘🏼
(Following, purely on the basis of this one response.)
It worked… despite the usual *restrictions* upon my time, I also found it! 🤩👌🏼
You’re not, though… 😂
Fuck. You’re right. Normalising and funding… 🤯
Educational settings normalising fascism… this is where we are, then. 🫠
It’s normalising extremism, and it’s plain fucking wrong.
*nod* Arf! 🤓
SOGGY.
Day off. Woken early by the gushing splatter of a flooded gutter. Try saying that without raising an eyebrow… Mornin’.
You missed a bit…
Youffogato? Easily done…
If you see this, quote with the energy you bring to Bluesky…
“Yer can’t give a baby boooooooks…!”
Thumb-pointing wankers can get to fucking fuck. The fucking fuckers. #ThumbPointWanker (And I’m done.)
Scum de la scum.
Plus four and concrete boots. Capisce? 🤨
