The Terrorist Federation is thanking North Korea for the help by becoming North Korea.
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The Terrorist Federation is thanking North Korea for the help by becoming North Korea.
There's also no autism on the moon, where there is no oxygen. Maybe breathing oxygen causes autism.
Maybe if the Russians turned off their GPS jammers they wouldn't keep getting lost like this.
Silly Poland, trying to use NATO for the exact purpose for which it was created...!
Everybody keeps saying #russiaisaterroriststate but I'm not so sure. I mean, terrorist, obviously, but is it even a state anymore? Looks more like a crime gang with military weapons.
In a retort, a Kremlin gremlin stated that the aggressive Estonian airspace enveloped the friendly Russian fighter jets in a threatening manner while they were on a peace mission.
Usual Russian suicide method, multiple rifle shots to the back of the head?
We're moving in the right direction but not nearly quickly enough.
Nah, Mariupol is heaven on earth. I've seen in the Terrorist Federation's propaganda so it must be true. Rumor has it they're going to rename it Potemkinville.
Imagine if Trump had answered that first question in the affirmative. Trump admitting to a mistake, pigs flying, fish walking on dry land... It would've been pandemonium.
So they're buying aircraft to patrol the area against which the US has been uttering threats of takeover, from the US? Yeah, I see no problem here.
Imagine having Lavrov's job. It's said that he is, or at least once was, fairly intelligent. Yet his job is to spew lies that he must know nobody believes, all day every day. It's also said he tried to quit several times and was denied. If he weren't such a despicable creature I'd almost pity him.
To be added to the Terrorist Federation's list of "legitimate targets", like hospitals and kindergartens and fire trucks.
*Poland takes notes*
The Academy had best keep their windows closed and refrain from drinking tea for the foreseeable future.
Wasn't sending anti-tank weapons a declaration of war? And then tanks? And then artilllery systems? And then fighter aircraft? And then... How many times over are we at war now, and how will once more matter?
We ARE at war with NATO, who have captured 788,000 sq km, moved 600 miles east & taken Baltic sea, for zero casualties. We are NOT at war with Ukraine, have captured just 5000 sq km, moved 30 miles west, & lost Black sea for 1.1 million casualties. I remain a master strategist.
As for pootin's ability to influence Trump, however...
Maybe it's time for Nato to seriously consider applying to join Ukraine.
It could also have been that the drones randomly materialized midair through quantum fluctuations. It wasn't. But it could have been.
Wouldn't that require that Trump first realize that he is, in fact, not perfect, nor even the smartest person in the world?
And I want to believe I'll win the lottery tomorrow but I think I have bad news for both of us.
Those Finns with their free press and unrigged elections and low corruption. Typical fascists.
It's not at war, it's just a special military operation, nothing to see here. I thought your pal pootin would've told you this.
Boris Johnson: Terrible hairstyle. Good Ukraine policies. Trump: ...
But are they also engaged in illegal genocidal wars for which reparations need to be made?
So just like hospitals and schools and residential areas then? www.theguardian.com/world/2025/s...
Can't help but notice that they managed to write a message in Ukrainian despite it not being a "real language" according to their propaganda.
Can't have an Axis of Evil without three participants.
"Fair" as in "lets dictatorships terrorize their neighbors and their own citizens all they want".
Terrorist Federation: We're completely reasonable and we totally respect Ukraine's sovereignty. Also Terrorist Federation: www.aljazeera.com/news/2025/9/...
Okay, great. Now we're asking you to get the feck out of Ukraine altogether. Go do it.
And unfortunately to protect their rights we have to take them away from them.
I don't work at the Moscow Times but if I did I'd save myself some time by just automatically reposting this article every two weeks. www.themoscowtimes.com/2025/09/02/t...
"At the same time, according to the survey, 61% of citizens have become more proud of Russia over the past year, although most of them do not know why." At least the propaganda is still working.
That must count as "insulting the army". Drag him off to prison! And then to the front. Again.
Surprisingly, alienating the US's friends and allies and simping for every dictator on Earth including pootin hasn't worked.
Bravely maintaining the principle of moral nihilism despite pressure to take a stand for international law and basic humanity!
Looks like pootin just accidentally admitted to deliberately striking "civilian infrastructure". Oops.
Unless Slovakia specifically wants its natural gas with a side of fascism, it's had years to wean itself off the supply from the Terrorist Federation. The fact that it hasn't is telling but nobody's problem except Slovakia's own.
It just keeps attacking other countries completely by accident.
But who will bring the deck of cards?
As in, he actually did, or as in, he said he definitely will in about two weeks?
And pootin is famous for never lying so if he said that it's definitely time to start feeling hopeful.
If you do, I have a very nice bridge for sale. Central location in a large (you could even say huge) American east coast metropolis.
They're finally liberated from decadent Western ideas like democracy, tolerance and the rule of law, and accepted into the warm suffocating embrace of the Russian World!
... Wait, what was the question again?
Or maybe there's a third option. I don't understand logic.
Coming soon: the Russian Convention for the Promotion of Torture.
These damn onions, man...
Newborns may grow up to eventually become soldiers so strikes on maternity hospitals are therefore legitimate?
A free, democratic and independent Ukraine. That's what you are fighting for. That's what our efforts are all about. We are with you, for as long as it takes. Because a free Ukraine is a free Europe. Happy Independence Day, Ukraine!
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Like maybe give it yet another two weeks.
Rate of inflation in the Terrorist Federation driving up costs of keeping people bribed?
So only 99,000 more days to capture the rest, then? At about 1,000 casualties on average per day. What mobilization doing?
"Vlad, they're saying Ukraine didn't start the war on itself at all, you know, to hide the biolabs and the Nazis and Hunter Biden's laptop, and now I don't know what to believe!"
So now Trump believes that Joe Biden somehow personally started Russia's war on Ukraine just to spite Trump? Because everything that happens in the world is somehow about Trump. Thank you for your attention to this matter!
He should probably wear a suit of armor, or at least something that protects against stabs in the back.
1/2. The phrase "land swap" is being used to mean "Ukraine concedes land illegally occupied by Russia and also concedes territory that is not even occupied." That is not a swap.
A swap, I think: Russia gets Alaska and the US gets Kansas.
I feel so much safer now.
European leaders simping for Trump, Trump simping for Pootin, Pootin simping for Xi... It's simps all the way down!
Trump sounds like an alcoholic declaring that, while he is admittedly drunk right now, as soon as he sobers up he will never ever drink again.
This. If a lunatic violently enters your home and barricades himself inside one of your bedrooms, the issue isn't so much that he's holding 20% of your floor space but the fact that your daughter is in there with him.
Pootin got to do some touristing in Alaska. Trump got to play the Really Important Meeting game. They both got to pretend to be statesmen and they shared a huge nothingburger. They both won! (Everybody else lost.)
For those of you at the back, an "artificial" state is one created by human beings. It wasn't grown on a tree or dug out of the ground like all those "natural" states. For this reason, it lacks any rights whatsoever and anyone can just invade it willy nilly.
Peace or appeasement?
A very severe deadline, of a few weeks or months, for pootin to completely ignore, perhaps?
And, lastly, he also wants a pony.
"If you live in Alaska, I need you to buy a Ukrainian flag and turn any area that Putin is going to be into a sea of Ukrainian flags - so many that, when Putin lands, all he's going to see is just yellow and blue."
Well, at least one convicted criminal will be leaving DC soon and go on a little trip to Alaska for a meeting with another criminal.
So the Terrorist Federation has ✅ seized the assets of a private company ✅ that sells alcohol ✅ to finance its colonial war. I think we've reached peak Russia.
Propaganda is a hell of a drug.
It's almost as if electing a guy who's too dumb to understand he's dumb to the most powerful office in the world was a bad idea.
Wonder how long it will take for Americans to realize why russian officials are posting this
Isn't that how Russian boats are supposed to look?
In other words, just a normal day in the Terrorist Federation.
How nice of them to at least consider inviting the head of state of the country they're going to throw under the bus. I'm sure Czechoslovakia would have appreciated a similar gesture in 1938.
◾️In 1938, Great Britain and France, seeking to avoid war, signed the Munich Agreement, allowing Hitler to occupy the Sudetenland, where many ethnic Germans lived. Czechoslovakia was not even invited to the negotiations - it was simply presented with a done deal.
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While he's at it, maybe he should also cede Alaska to the Terrorist Federation, to prevent any trouble in the future.
What was that thing again about how Trump deserves a Nobel peace prize?
A convicted felon says will meet with an indicted for war criminal to discuss the invasion the UN declared illegal. It's not a "peace summit", it's a criminal conspiracy.
From the picture, apparently Orban has picked up a chewing tobacco habit, presumably in an attempt to look badass.
I'm sure if Trump randomly moves the deadline closer or farther away again, this time it'll work. Unlike all those other times when he was just unlucky probably.
So they're saying a morally nihilistic narcissist who thinks of everything as a business transaction is willing to overlook human rights violations, because money? Shocking!
Oh wow, can’t imagine why people are rude to you
Russkiy Mir can turn any European city into this. Chasiv Yar, Ukraine. 2025.
Good news: we don't. Slightly less good news (for Peskov): we don't care what he himself says either.
Meanwhile pootin's spokesman Peskov said pootin should be awarded the peace prize because look at all the countries he hasn't invaded lately.
⚡️ Ukrainian hack uncovers 'thousands of files' proving Russia's mass abduction of children, intelligence claims. Ukrainian cyber specialists gained access to servers belonging to the Russian occupation administration of Crimea, Ukraine's military intelligence agency claims.
Beginning before or after those 24 hours, or possibly 100 days, that as we know are all Trump needs to end the war?
I haven't read the proposal, and, let's face it, I won't, but based on what the article says, what they're describing isn't so much a VPN as it is an auto-censoring firewall. You know, kind of like what their buddies in China have set up to, you know, protect their citizens from free thought.
They should probably try to stay away from windows. And from Windows.
Att least they score a whopping 2 out of 100 on freedom! (They're almost as free as North Korea whose score is 3.) freedomhouse.org/country/east...
Another example of everything about pootin's imperial adventure going according to plan.
As in, they only intend to kill civilians with it?
