Because it's a really boring story?
Because it's a really boring story?
Yeah, fuck that Clooney prick.
Hey, guy, that's kinda mean.
Why were those little kids praying for death? That's the puzzling thing.
Low hanging fruit.
I never go to home depot and f innout too.
Tell me the 1\2 dozen names or one so I can get my money.
I don't understand it even more, now.
This is what they're going with? Ok.
FDT. We need a revolution.
Poor guy. Sorry to hear it.
President couch humper. Nice.
Everybody.
Thank you for putting it all in perspective.
We need a Ghandi.
The US military will soon become the adversary in this new Civil War.
Love me some Ihip news.
Those landscapers will be tried and punished. Just following orders.
Barron Trump is first.
That is one sweet ass world leader round table.
Hector will not be missed.
Where's Aunt Chippie
They need to get busy with the strawberrys
🇨🇦 Morning Laugh 🇨🇦
ICE should be raiding the most dangerous gang hideouts if there are any. Go to the mean streets.
Heroes.
Thank you,God.
Which way do I turn?
After the wardrobe you hang a left and keep going.
Hi. Big fan. Praise Jesus.
The not woman part.
Who did that?
Thank you for your service in Star Fleet, George.
Mostly drunk ass.
I'm gonna boycott hell out of it.
Could be both.
Cashing in the Bill of Rights.
Good to see you here, Jack.
Why would they? Fucking Corey
She had no fucking idea.
Harvard Political scientists are calling it a "competitive autocracy"
Heads up everyone. We are now living in a Competitive Autocracy.
Just photoshop.
You're in her DMs. I'm turning her rotor when she only barely needs brake pads. We are not similar.
One's a Hunk, the other is a ...
The art of th squeel.
Not nearly enough.
I'm on board with this.
Great, now I have to deal with these derechos.
Thanks, couch fucker.
Visited last month. Beautiful. Keep it up.
Me too. That Trump is one smart cookie.
The US of A will not be helping.
Marco has no axe. He grinds a toy beach shovel.
You misspelled 'ruining' our government.
I'm 2 legit 2 quit.
NSA is a serious nut cult member.
It seems to be getting more useful. Maybe soon I will be addicted to it like I was twitter.
It's .84
We are really some of the best people.
Where were the voters back in November, goddammit?
I hear the Canadians are nasty.
Not autopen but definitely automatic autocracy.
I lost my leg!
Good job to my natives in Spokane.
And villainy. Don't forget villainy.
Evening everyone! 😎 I don't have the juice that Donk or Brittney have, so we'll need to repost to get the word out. I was late because I underestimated how bad my typing skills are, lol! Cheers! 💙
Yes
KEEP CALLING. PEEL OFF ALL DEM SENATORS YOU CAN. ☎️: (202) 224-3121 Tell them to vote NO on Cloture and NO on CR. Vote is pushed to after 1:15ish for now. Situation is fluid. The only public YES votes are Schumer and Fetterman. They need 7-8 total. KEEP CALLING. Call retiring Senators too!
They're going to give in without getting anything for us?
Well, the reporting by Maddow in 2016 about the real estate deals with Russian oligarchs did indicate that he was a money launderer.
Got it. I thought this account might be for Wildian bon mots.
Wilde said that?
her gorgeous life was changed forever that day... I won't forget - I won't forgive...
A ball is a sphere.
I'm Canadian.
Ver nice!
What emergency. This was absolutely predictable. All the allies saw this coming.
Get off twitter.
Ewww. You have a Republican friend? Gross.
I couldn't help singing this today at the gym. CNN was on.
Wow. Shocked, not surprised.
The Cubans are looking to trade him.
Heaven preserve us, they don't deserve us.
I'm proud of this guy.
I didn't plan well for today. Does anyone have some booze I can borrow?
Spry Tan gotta go!
It was a bullshit theater production from the jump.
Can I shop at El Super?
Yes, that makes three of us.
Was anybody watching CNN at the gym thinking: Wow, what if that spray tan actually makes a deal and ends the war?
Get well, Jack!
It's the Chad. Too much Chad.
It's what's inside that jumps out and destroys the city. What's inside?
Let's do this. Are we bigger than twitter yet?
Resisting!!
If true this is coo.