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Man baby cries over party heโs not invited to.
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I wish somebody would ask him to specifically list the "seven" or however many wars he claims to have ended and then hand him a map and ask him to show us on it where the wars were.
Itโs not just that the President of the United States posted a video of eleven people being murdered in international waters itโs that the President of the United States ordered the murder of eleven people in international waters so he could post a video of it.
The next Democratic president should declare that the National Emergencies Act and Article II of the Constitution allow him to: โขadmit D.C. and Puerto Rico as states โขabolish ICE โขgrant citizenship to any immigrant โขdisband the 5th Circuit โขexpand the Supreme Court Seriously: Why the hell not?
My statement on @nadler.house.govโs decision not to seek re-election next year.
If you're 60, 69.1% of all job growth since your birth occurred under Democratic administrations. If you're 45, that number is 74.7%. If you're under 28, the number is 100%. Happy Labor Day.
Oh, Andy Borowitz. What a gem you are.
You would think that documenting these effects - on farms, in meat-packing plants, in the garment industry, and restaurants would be a popular beat for reporters in MSM.
I really hope this becomes the black eye it deserves to be www.theguardian.com/us-news/2025...
Thank you, Mayor Frey ๐
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Disgusting that tax payers gave the family of a violent insurrectionist $5m for purely partisan reasons. They never would have gotten that out of a jury because it was entirely her fault.
๐จICE agents are racially profiling and arresting Hispanic drivers in the DC area today, targeting work vehicles like trucks and vans. A friend who was targeted sent me video today. Hereโs a picture that shows one of two agents before he pulled on his mask. Unmarked black Ford truck, plate: NTV9211.
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To Donald Trump and his administration: If you hurt my people, nothing will stop me โ not time or political circumstance โ from making sure you face justice under our constitutional rule of law.
@keithedwards.bsky.social
Trumpโs militarization of Los Angeles seems to have been just the start of an authoritarian takeover of American cities. This is not leadership. This is a scary, unlawful grab for power, and we should all be deeply concerned.
This. Thatโs why we like @mayorbmscott.bsky.social in Baltimore.
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Oy.
We're talking about McDonald's bringing back the McRib right?
!!!MAGA EXCELLENCE!!!
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Kristi Noem and her squad of geniuses are painting the American side of the wall blackโapparently to keep us from escaping.
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BREAKING: Maryland Gov. Wes Moore just announced he refuses to authorize National Guard deployment in Maryland. ๐งต
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Thank you New York City for making the #ZcavengerHunt a reality ๐
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Still waiting for someone of prominence to admit it was not about eggs.
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Must be nice to have no oligarchs on your supreme court.
what's interesting about this is that it serves the same purpose as trump's rallies โ energizing potential supporters and interested people, creating a positive vibe that builds an affective relationship โ but is so much more democratic in that it is participatory
A thing Zohran & his campaign have powerfully tapped into -- and that his scavenger hunt captures so perfectly -- is that a vast majority of the people who live here genuinely *love* New York City. We wouldn't stay here otherwise!
In addition to creating a joyous event, Zohran Mamdani just showed the stupidity of Fox News's "Crime is so bad in New York City, people are afraid to go out in the street or take the subway!!!"
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Fact check: True.
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"By moving convicted felon Maxwell to a minimum security, country club prison, the DOJ sends a disturbing message that child sex trafficking is acceptable and will be rewarded." The family of Virginia Giuffre
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Trump's hands yesterday
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BREAKING: Gavin Newsom just launched his โPatriot Storeโ to raise money to redistrict California. Please donate or at least SHARE!
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"I" gave the Governor of Maryland money? I'm pretty sure those were taxpayer dollars. Your money. My money. Not King Trump's money.
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We can come up with: $2MIL to turn the Rose Garden into a Fuddruckers. $200MIL for a ballroom. $1BIL to upgrade an airplane Quatar couldnโt sell. $450MIL (so far) for golf trips. $2BIL to paint a few 100 miles of border wall. Yet kids with cancer must stop being so needy.
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Asked and answered ๐ฅ ๐
โI was r*ped sometimes 3 times a day on that islandโฆ and I was not the only girl on that islandโฆ Ghislaine must die in prison, because Iโve been in hell and back for the last 17 years.โ Listen to the survivors.
Neil deGrass Tyson: "How sad it must be believing that scientists, historians, scholars, economists, journalists devoted their entire lives to deceiving you, but a reality-TV star proven in court to be a lying felon is your beacon of truth & honesty"
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Rep. Byron Donalds claimed the president is seeing record approval numbers.
the actual communication problem democrats have is this: their most prominent national figures filter everything through focus grouped lines and are incapable of plain speech
Tremendous crossover move right here:
This last paragraph in @jimacosta.bsky.social tonightโs newsletter: ๐ฅ In short, Newsom is saying โfuck it.โ And for now, so should the rest of the Democratic party, until there are no fucks to give, while there is still a democracy to give a fuck about. THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO THIS MATTER!
U.S. Vice President JD Vance, U.S. Defense Secretary Pete Hegseth and President Trump's senior advisor Stephen Miller arrived at Union Station to meet National Guard troops there as protesters chanted "Free D.C.!" #jdvance #protest #washingtondc #hegseth #nationalguard #trump #federaltakeover
They poked the bear.
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Bonesaw MAGA
SoโฆTrumpโs DOJ will be cool with this?
๐บ๐ธ National Guard soldier speaks out: โI swore an oath to defend our constitutionโฆ seeking refuge is not an act of violence. Locking people up for it is.โ
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The governor of TX is sending state troopers to grandmasโ houses.
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Hear the full, incredibly powerful interview with @govwesmoore.bsky.social on The Contrarian Pod: contrarian.substack.com/p/trumps-tro...
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Donald Trump fired off a dizzying barrage of Truth Social posts on Sunday evening, raging at criticism over his summit with Russian President Vladimir Putin, calling a Democrat senator โunattractive,โ and boasting about his beloved White House flags.
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Confused about what happened at the "very unusual" Trump-Putin summit? Listen to what Fox's Bret Baier, Brian Kilmeade, and Jacqui Heinrich said about it: "It did not seem like things went well. It seemed like Putin came in and steamrolled."
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Remember when Kamala said Putin would eat Trump for lunch? I was thinking about that today for no particular reason.
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Imagine if theyโd had sandwiches. ๐ฅช
Solid as a tumbleweed
Operation โGet him to stroke outโ is in full swing.
A judge has since released the Subway Smacker on his own recognizance, calling the felony charge โexcessive.โ
Are you still talking about the BIGGEST political scandal of all-time EPSTEIN & how the president of the United States is connected to the most notorious child-sex-trafficker ever AND is covering up his own involvement???!!! Good. #RememberTheUnderageVICTIMS ๐
โThe Viewโ host Ana Navarro begged Kennedy Center Honoree Gloria Gaynor to reject Trumpโs award, telling her, โDonโt do it, Gloria!โ
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Today we took our five borough tour to Staten Island, which too often has been caricatured or ignored. The truth is that the story of Staten Island is the story of New York โ a city built by generations of immigrants, where everyone wants to be able to afford a dignified life.
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President Petty is orange with envy.
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The president has lived up to his โTACO Trumpโ nickname by giving China a 90-day extension on increased tariff rates at the 11th hour.