Heinz initiated the split. They were an innovative corporation at the forefront of technological food advancement and always extremely annoyed that Kraft could never ketchup.
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Heinz initiated the split. They were an innovative corporation at the forefront of technological food advancement and always extremely annoyed that Kraft could never ketchup.
In Ukraine, the new school year begins not in classrooms, but in bomb shelters. Russia is a terrorist state!
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Get well, Mr. Mayor. Whoever did this is dethpicable.
Consistency is key
Reminds me of Bugs Bunny in drag throwing a kitchen sink out the window at Yosemite Sam.
Pen is weak
Don't see that too often!
Nice job, Bassitt.
August Fuckoff Father In Law Germany, Lutheran Baptisms, Marriages, and Burials, 1500-1971
45 years ago today Terry Fox was forced to call off the Marathon of Hope at Thunder Bay. He showed a nation what determination and leadership meant. Terry has stayed in our hearts ever since. We carry his spirit in these troubled times.
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Mr. Szczerek is a stupid goon.
The Blue Jays will have a three game lead in the AL East to start September, and I think we'd have all signed up for that in March. They're in a great spot.
Philadelphia Phillies claimed LHP Tim Mayza off waivers from Pittsburgh Pirates.
Ok, hear me out. A Lord of the Rings re-make, but with these two taking the One Ring to Mordor:
Actually, Frankenstein is a doctor success at the Venice film festival
Elbows up!
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DUCK DOWN, PUDDLES HAS LOST HIS HEAD (h/t @kwade.bsky.social)
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Geraldo
I have an idea for Danielle Smith which is that her government could change its policy so that the banned book list would not be compliant, viciously or not, at all.
Doomscrolling is a lot more fun when you're rooting for the doom
The return of Slurpy?
I’m just saying that when it happens I’m jumping out of bed, running to my window, and tossing a coin to a boy to buy the biggest goose in town
i hope he's not dead yet but he's in really bad shape and he's got RFK trying out all kinds of weird cures on him that cause him a ton of pain and definitely don't help even a little
I’m awake for some reason and I just want to let everyone know that people are also discussing it in the Youtube comments for the Celebration by Kool & the Gang music video
Ironically, his grave will be a gender neutral washroom
And he hasn't even been shitposting
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EDMONTON: HELP Mayday mayday SOS: both Fiasco and Franca have gotten out of the house through a busted window screen and the back gate was found open by my catsitter I am VERY FAR AWAY! If you are in the Highlands region can you keep your eye out
All I know is that the black blobs that collected the bad souls in Ghost were the most terrifying thing I ever saw in a movie when I was a kid, and also I hope they’re real.
Jeff Healey in Road House.
The arse is gone right out of er
Sharing the news that our beloved daughter Melissa passed away peacefully on Friday. It was not a surprise, and we're comforted that she's at rest after years of difficult illness. I don't want to talk yet. But you should know she was a wonderful person. www.dignitymemorial.com/obituaries/o...
JULIOOO Julio Rodriguez! This pitch was 0.71 ft above the ground That’s the lowest pitch a Mariners player has homered on under pitch tracking (2008) It’s also the 2nd-lowest by any MLB player since at least 2010, Joc Pederson 4/12/22 off 0.68 ft from position player
Alas, the Jays went 15-19 in August 1983 (man that's a lot of games!) and basically fell out of the race. I remember it well, including the famous Tippy Martinez 3 pickoff inning.
In other words, Putin is a frightened little child.
Stupid sexy Flanders...
If this is how many they identified, the real numbers must be multitudes more.
Pretty good letter, but it must have been tempting to go with "Dear Bongo, No."
I sincerely love baseball fights. Just thirty dudes in colour-coded uniforms sprinting out onto the field and then standing around confused and angry like kids who can't find their parents in the grocery store
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There had to be SOMEONE in Dickensian London who saw the reformed Scrooge and was like “AM I THE ONLY ONE WHO REMEMBERS HIM EVICTING ORPHANS?? ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME?” And we’ll all be that guy.
Holy crap, *nine* years ago?!
A couple walks under storm clouds at Peggy’s Cove, Nova Scotia. #photography #landscape #weather #stormhour #stormy #clouds #lighthouse #coastal #peggyscove #novascotia #visitnovascotia #EastCoastKin
"oh goodness there's steps" Me every morning. 😁
Pirates lose, but what else can you expect when you hold a generational talent like Tommy Pham out of the lineup
The Hoff! #BlueJays
Most walks in a season, Mets history: 1999 John Olerud: 125 2025 Juan Soto: 97 1998 John Olerud: 97 1987 Darryl Strawberry: 97 1984 Keith Hernandez: 97
Mashed potato tower
whoa
Ahhhhahaha silly buntz
Mitch Keller? More like Pitch Teller.
Oh good Morosi is on to give context as to why Tommy Pham is an ass.
Was Pham relying on Google's AI Overview, which confuses Addison Barger with Orelvis Martinez?
Gotta love Heineman's quote that he "barely knew who he is". He's basically giving Pham the "Who's this clown?" treatment.
Same energy.
The arse is gone right out of er
Philosopher King John Kruk: "the person who invented the first clock ever...how did that person know what time it was?"
A DYSON SPHERE.
The Trump presidency has put the lie to all the conservative movement’s professed love of America, freedom, liberty, free speech, etc. All of that shit is a lie. And we should never let them forget it.
I don’t really care what you do for work or who your employer is It should be unconstitutional for the government to threaten state violence to compel you to perform your job functions in service of a private company If labour is that crucial it should be compensated accordingly
@craigcalcaterra.bsky.social any help?
Abbey Road Head
Addison Barger smacked the hardest-hit ball anyone has ever hit off Paul Skenes at the MLB level (115.8 mph). The previous high was 112.5 mph.
8/18/25
if the rage-bait works too well it might be fake ::clap clap:: if the rage-bait works too well it might be fake ::clap clap:: look, we’ve all been fooled before when a deep-fake makes us sore but kindly doublecheck your source, it might be fake ::clap clap::
He simply does not care about other human beings. He has always believed in "might makes right".
FT: India’s oil industry has become a global “laundromat” for Russian crude. Cheap oil is refined, resold worldwide, and Putin pockets hard currency for war. Washington warns: India must choose—business with Moscow or a real partnership with the West.
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Joe Lawrence, 2002.
Poke Fanny Poke Mother Australia, Tasmania, Civil Registration, 1803-1933
Love that the flight attendants took a lesson from the U.S.: When the government tries to take away your rights, you immediately assert them in their face.
The autograph of all autographs 😂
No one tell her without using the Cone of Silence
Man that took AWHILE
Aug. 17, 1925: Northern Ireland Archbishop Patrick O’Donnell directs parish priests to threaten excommunication to dance hall frequenters. One cleric warns that with “the evil of dancing, filthy newspapers and bad pictures Ireland would soon be as pagan as ancient Rome.”
storage.courtlistener.com/recap/gov.us... This court document shows how the US government uses data from social media posts to identify a person behind an account, conduct surveillance in person, and charge them for posts threatening violence against ICE. T-Mobile also cooperated with DHS. #bsky
Victoria Fingerer United States, Census, 1940
holy hell Jung Hoo Lee caught the ball between his knees 🤯(the full speed shot was needed)
That's good to know.
Earl Weaver is yelling and cursing from his grave.
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Nazis protesting in Toronto? Oh fuck that. Nazis protesting in Toronto *at Christie Pits*? Oh well that's an added level of Fuck That for anyone who knows a little bit of Toronto history
More, please. Bigger, please. Now, please. Americans are largely sleepwalking while their freedoms are take away from them insanely quickly. Get off your asses.
I think position players should be allowed to pitch at any time with any score, but they should be forced to wear a clown nose and wig.
I can think of one big reason
This is awesome: a "WKRP in Cincinnati" fan created a three-hour Johnny Fever radio block, by using clips from the TV show and dropping in the full songs on his intros and outros, plus commercials and Les Nessman news breaks.