Charm City Slicker (@sprawlhater.bsky.social) reply parent
The governor of Alabama is doing a very poor job protecting the Golden Arches, she has given me no choice
riding your local bus to the baseball stadium and movie theater. daylight the jones falls. build the red line. nationalize csx. move the bullets back to baltimore.
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The governor of Alabama is doing a very poor job protecting the Golden Arches, she has given me no choice
Michael Hobbes (@michaelhobbes.bsky.social) reposted reply parent
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Michael Hobbes (@michaelhobbes.bsky.social) reposted
What even is the opinion here, "we would like the federal government to be run by totally different people with an entirely different agenda"? All of the blame and agency is placed on local officials, not the deranged authoritarian calling in militarized forces under false pretenses.
Dingerbot (@dingerbot.bsky.social) reposted
SEA Home Run! Cal Raleigh homers (51) on a fly ball to right field. The score is now TB 2, SEA 1 (Top 4)
Charm City Slicker (@sprawlhater.bsky.social)
Pritzker should send the IL National Guard to occupy every McDonalds in Alabama under the guise of protecting Chicago business interest property
Charm City Slicker (@sprawlhater.bsky.social)
I do not understand why I can't watch multiple games at once on the MLB app on Roku but I can on a web browser. Seems extremely silly to me.
Charm City Slicker (@sprawlhater.bsky.social) reply parent
Which is especially ridiculous considering that 70% of White people in America are White Ethnics!!! The vast majority of so-called White people aren't even Old Stock Americans whose ethnic identity as East Anglians or whatever has receded over 400 years away from Skegness
Charm City Slicker (@sprawlhater.bsky.social)
Hard to overstate just how wrong Teddy Roosevelt was when he made this speech to Irish immigrants in 1915. Hyphenated Americanism is absolutely essential, because if you demand that people give up their actual ethnic heritage, they will create a new one based on much worse criteria. Like "White".
Charm City Slicker (@sprawlhater.bsky.social) reply parent
Also leaves out Scottish people. I guess Whiteness stops at Hadrian's wall unless you sail to Ulster
Charm City Slicker (@sprawlhater.bsky.social) reply parent
The concept of Whiteness is a neurotoxin
Charm City Slicker (@sprawlhater.bsky.social)
A sitting US Senator declaring that, at the bare minimum, 43% of US residents are not Real Americans. Intolerable
Charm City Slicker (@sprawlhater.bsky.social) reply parent
Watching McCutchen v. Kershaw is making me feel very old
Charm City Slicker (@sprawlhater.bsky.social) reply parent
Right?!
Charm City Slicker (@sprawlhater.bsky.social) reply parent
This is a guy named Terry
The Downballot (@the-downballot.com) reposted
Florida counts quick! And they've just tallied up two more sizable overperformances for Dems: • In #SD15: +22 vs. 2024 presidential results • In #HD40: +15 Dems now averaging +15.7 vs. 2024 across 38 qualifying special elections. Complete Big Board: docs.google.com/spreadsheets...
Charm City Slicker (@sprawlhater.bsky.social)
I gotta be honest, Bubba Chandler on the Pirates doesn't look like a guy named Bubba. He kind looks like he should be named Terry
Charm City Slicker (@sprawlhater.bsky.social) reply parent
Just a bunch of people who think mass death is an acceptable trade-off for them being able to go to Six Flags
Fund abortion (@rahulastrohl.bsky.social) reposted
It is absolutely criminal that as the GOP crows about urban crime, every Dem isn’t on TV saying, “Look, Larry Hogan is a so-called ‘moderate’ Republican and crime in his state’s largest city has plummeted since he was replaced by a Democrat.”
Charm City Slicker (@sprawlhater.bsky.social)
Anyone who thinks that shutdowns went too far during covid is an antisocial crank. More things should have been shut down, in more places, for longer. Fewer people would have died or become seriously ill or disabled. Of course most of the anti-shutdown cranks are antivaxxers anyway.
Samay Gheewala (@samay-gheewala.bsky.social) reposted
Florida also had many more children die from COVID than California. Premature, preventable, death is also a negative educational outcome, it just isn't reflected in test scores.
Charm City Slicker (@sprawlhater.bsky.social)
Allowing the President to order the national guards from states that voted for him to invade states that did not vote for him is the end of the republic for extremely obvious reasons
Heather Cherone (@heathercherone.bsky.social) reposted reply parent
Pritzker: "Unidentifiable agents in unmarked vehicles with masks are planning to raid Latino communities and say they're targeting violent criminals."
Aaron Rupar (@atrupar.com) reposted
Pritzker: "He has no idea what's he's talking about. There is no emergency that warrants deployment of troops. He is insulting the people of Chicago by calling our home a hellhole, and anyone that takes his word at face value is insulting Chicagoans too."
Charm City Slicker (@sprawlhater.bsky.social) reply parent
Speak on it, Jimmy
Charm City Slicker (@sprawlhater.bsky.social) reposted
Jimmy Buffett was American society's absolute best case scenario for how a White guy from Mississippi could turn out
Charm City Slicker (@sprawlhater.bsky.social) reply parent
Political issues are not paint by numbers as much as Median Voter Humpers want them to be. Either your positions make sense in the context of an overall value system or they do not. Intellectual laziness has no excuse.
Charm City Slicker (@sprawlhater.bsky.social)
If you have bad political beliefs, it is because you have bad underlying moral values. No acceptable moral framework allows one to 'moderate' on questions like "do trans people have a right to exist in public?" or "should armed goons kidnap people off the street and shanghai them to foreign gulags?"
Charm City Slicker (@sprawlhater.bsky.social) reply parent
they are dens of Satan anyway
Charm City Slicker (@sprawlhater.bsky.social)
Next Dem president should SWAT team every evangelical megachurch in the sun belt as payback for the military invasion of our cities
Max Berger (@maxberger.bsky.social) reposted
As Trump was threatening to militarily invade and occupy the city I live in, the leader of the opposition party offered to find common ground with him. I fucking hate these people. They are worse than useless.
Charm City Slicker (@sprawlhater.bsky.social) reply parent
I think in the year 2018 I listened almost exclusively to Gillian Welch and David Rawlings. I love them so much
Charm City Slicker (@sprawlhater.bsky.social)
Where do Gillian Welch and David Rawlings rank on musical power couples? Gotta be extremely high right? Especially considering they work together.
Charm City Slicker (@sprawlhater.bsky.social) reply parent
Thanks Swedish overlords but I really am not interested in hearing anybody sing Visions of Johanna except Robert Allen Zimmerman. Well, maybe Old Crow. But Old Crow is a permanent exception for all cover songs
Charm City Slicker (@sprawlhater.bsky.social)
I don't know what I did to make Spotify think that I want half of my Discover Weekly playlist to just be cover songs but I would like for it to stop
Charm City Slicker (@sprawlhater.bsky.social) reply parent
Coby Mayo get some taste man
ℳatt (@matttomic.bsky.social) reposted
DEBATE MODERATOR: Our next segment is called Remember Some Guys. Former Governor Cuomo, please begin. CUOMO: Alex Rodriguez? (crowd grumbling and booing; hot mic picks up someone saying "not a Guy") MAMDANI: Lucas Duda (crowd going nuts)
Charm City Slicker (@sprawlhater.bsky.social) reply parent
I don't understand why Spotify preview links stopped showing the artist name. Kind of important information imo
Charm City Slicker (@sprawlhater.bsky.social)
Now this here is what country music is supposed to sound like (cc: Baltimore Orioles PA)
Charm City Slicker (@sprawlhater.bsky.social)
Some Guys that I remember
Kendra "Gloom is My Beat" Pierre-Louis (@kendrawrites.com) reposted
I think we need to stop saying that people hate crime. They like punishment. There are clear ways to reduce crime that involve systemic investment in communities but we avoid doing that in favor of ever more militarized policing because too many people in power like punishment.
Charm City Slicker (@sprawlhater.bsky.social)
Bill Belichick is 73. Jordon Hudson is 24. 73/2 + 7 = 43.5 73 - 24 = 49 TCU points = 48
Charm City Slicker (@sprawlhater.bsky.social) reply parent
This was such a freak incident. Was watching when he went down. He didn't even twist much as I recall.
Charm City Slicker (@sprawlhater.bsky.social)
New fear unlocked: thigh wire go boom
Charm City Slicker (@sprawlhater.bsky.social) reply parent
He can't hit, he can't field, and he can't throw. A real humdinger
Charm City Slicker (@sprawlhater.bsky.social) reply parent
"Coach, it's 4th down, we have to punt" "What did you just call Jordon?"
Charm City Slicker (@sprawlhater.bsky.social) reply parent
"Where am I? Wait, am I in North Carolina? How the fuck did I get here?" *Looks down at shirt* "oh no, am I the coach?"
Charm City Slicker (@sprawlhater.bsky.social)
Overwhelming feeling about Belichick tonight is that he is so old that his blank sideline stare, which used to be menacing, now just makes him look like he's lost and confused. He looks like he's about to say "I heard they made the Cracker Barrel gay" and the coaches have to remind him to call plays
Daniel (@escargotpro.bsky.social) reposted
What if they not letting Trump speak because he had a Reverse Fetterman Stroke and hes woke now
Kevin M. Kruse (@kevinmkruse.bsky.social) reposted
Either Bill Belichick makes UNC an actual football contender or I get to have another reason to dislike him. Win win.
Charm City Slicker (@sprawlhater.bsky.social) reply parent
jeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeesus
Charm City Slicker (@sprawlhater.bsky.social) reply parent
woooooooooooof
Charm City Slicker (@sprawlhater.bsky.social) reply parent
I haven't cared about college football at all since Rex Grossman destroyed the Terrapins in the 2002 Orange Bowl. That being said this UNC rush defense is an abomination
Charm City Slicker (@sprawlhater.bsky.social)
Well the Orioles won time to turn over to ESPN to see how my Chapel Bill Tar Heels are doing in their first ga-
Charm City Slicker (@sprawlhater.bsky.social) reply parent
US soldiers in Vietnam did exactly squat to 'secure the freedoms that we take for granted'. Zilch. it was a war of imperial aggression. and what does any of this have to do with Alex Jackson's plate appearance
Charm City Slicker (@sprawlhater.bsky.social) reply parent
Labor Day is not a military holiday man
Charm City Slicker (@sprawlhater.bsky.social) reply parent
Why on Earth is Ben Wagner talking about his father being shot in the head during an ambush in the Vietnam War, like bruh I am not trying to think about Colin Powell right now I am watching a baseball game
Charm City Slicker (@sprawlhater.bsky.social) reply parent
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Charm City Slicker (@sprawlhater.bsky.social)
There are not that many perfect foodstuffs in the world but fish tacos qualify
Charm City Slicker (@sprawlhater.bsky.social)
JJ to dead center!
Charm City Slicker (@sprawlhater.bsky.social)
Lyle was proof that country didn't have to become horrible and yet the genre persisted in doing so
Charm City Slicker (@sprawlhater.bsky.social) reply parent
I have a task on my list to go to the National Capital Trolley Museum. I've never been, and it's not especially easy to get to and the hours are really weird. Without a tool like this, I just would never go. But periodically this task bubbles up on my Saturday calendar and reminds me that I should.
Charm City Slicker (@sprawlhater.bsky.social) reply parent
Anyway this is not an ad, I just rely a lot on these two tools to keep myself from decaying into a pile of wood chips on a daily basis. Some people need to check off a daily recurring task reminding them to load the dishwasher otherwise it won't get done with any consistency and I am one of them.
Charm City Slicker (@sprawlhater.bsky.social) reply parent
And the task management feeds right into the project management, so the system can look at all the tasks and stages of a project, determine how an entire team of people's calendars look for the next 90 days, and tell you right away if you will complete your project on time or not.
Charm City Slicker (@sprawlhater.bsky.social) reply parent
So if I create a task to get a haircut but I can only step away on Thursday and Friday afternoons from 3-5 to spend an hour at the barber, and the system originally schedules me for Thursday at 4, but I miss it, it automatically moves the task to Friday at 3 on my calendar. Lifesaver.
Charm City Slicker (@sprawlhater.bsky.social) reply parent
And, if I don't complete a task when the system originally schedules it, it will look for the next available time slot that fits the schedule and priority I assigned to it, or, if it's important and urgent, it will keep scheduling it for right now until I do it.
Charm City Slicker (@sprawlhater.bsky.social) reply parent
What I love about Motion is that I tell it some information about the task up front (how long I think it will take, whether the time can be chunked, priority level, what times and days I'm willing to work on it, etc) and then it looks at everything I have on my plate and auto-schedules everything.
Charm City Slicker (@sprawlhater.bsky.social) reply parent
What I hate about all other task managers is: if I'm too busy to complete a task by the deadline I gave it, I'm too busy to reschedule it, so overdue tasks just pile up and sit there and then there are so many that you don't even know where to start anymore.
Charm City Slicker (@sprawlhater.bsky.social) reply parent
The tool I use for task/project management is this thing, confusingly (in the context of this thread) called Motion. Ignore all the incessant AI marketing hype going on on the website. I've tried every notable task/project management tool on the market and this is the only one that works for me.
Charm City Slicker (@sprawlhater.bsky.social) reply parent
Yeah I could see it as a semi-useful repository of organizational documents especially with the (gasp) AI search that can look across your whole ecosystem for answers
Charm City Slicker (@sprawlhater.bsky.social) reply parent
I used to use a journal template in Notion to keep track of to-do's for the week but found it a total mess. Much easier, for me, to keep Notion as a place for thoughts as a big journal/encyclopedia/life dashboard and to take any behavioral stuff and put it into dedicated task management software.
Charm City Slicker (@sprawlhater.bsky.social) reply parent
Honestly I do want all action items to be saved, linkable tasks, I just don't think Notion's interface is good for task management in any way. I use another tool for task scheduling. Notion I use as a store of information about my life and a place for self-reflection and goal development.
Charm City Slicker (@sprawlhater.bsky.social)
Notion is a tool that I find very helpful in my personal life but the thought of trying to conduct any kind of professional enterprise out of it gives me a headache. I have no idea how people do that.
Charm City Slicker (@sprawlhater.bsky.social)
Lexie Hull should sport this raccoon eyes look with eye black once her injury heals. it looks badass
Andrew Lawrence (@ndrew.bsky.social) reposted
rip to everyone whos become delusional after talking to chatgpt but im built different. like actually different. according to chatgpt im some kind of god. the one who decides
Charm City Slicker (@sprawlhater.bsky.social) reply parent
Tony Shoulders is the worst skip in baseball, no contest. Not even Aaron Boone sucks this much
Charm City Slicker (@sprawlhater.bsky.social) reply parent
I am always gonna favor contact hitters like Markakis over power hitters like Davis on a personal level
Charm City Slicker (@sprawlhater.bsky.social)
So like. Why is Basallo still catching with a position player on the mound who is himself a catcher? Wouldn't it make more sense to have Jackson catch and let Vazquez or whoever pitch and save Basallo's knees while we're down 11 runs?
Charm City Slicker (@sprawlhater.bsky.social) reply parent
I would understand "has come to terms with it and made his peace with it such as it is". But proud? Yeah I dunno man. I don't really think anybody should be proud of what they did in the Vietnam War. Not exactly the liberation of Dachau as far as military experiences go.
Charm City Slicker (@sprawlhater.bsky.social) reply parent
Ben Wagner's dad is "so proud of his service" in... Vietnam? Really? Proud of what you had to do there? Hmm.
Charm City Slicker (@sprawlhater.bsky.social) reply parent
It turns out that guys that strike out all the time are usually just bad at hitting. On account of having unproductive outs all the time. Who'd have thunk?
Charm City Slicker (@sprawlhater.bsky.social)
Elias took the Moneyball idea that striking out on occasion is okay if it comes with a lot of extra base hits and turned it into a cargo cult belief that striking out a lot increases power
Charm City Slicker (@sprawlhater.bsky.social) reply parent
23.4% strikeout rate as a team. Asterisk any opposing pitching performance
Charm City Slicker (@sprawlhater.bsky.social) reply parent
I am over the Luis Vazquez experience
Charm City Slicker (@sprawlhater.bsky.social)
Was against the Orioles so it doesn't count
Charm City Slicker (@sprawlhater.bsky.social) reply parent
If the Orioles were my girlfriend every person in my life would demand I break up with her
Charm City Slicker (@sprawlhater.bsky.social)
Why do I love this baseball team that has only ever hurt me? <- a question for my therapist
Charm City Slicker (@sprawlhater.bsky.social) reply parent
well there's no precedent for an italian guy in baltimore to be racist
Charm City Slicker (@sprawlhater.bsky.social) reply parent
Tomo doesn't deserve this. So many defensive blunders
Charm City Slicker (@sprawlhater.bsky.social)
This guy Koss on the Giants playing second base with an orange mustache and black shades is doing a really strange Jeff Kent impression
Charm City Slicker (@sprawlhater.bsky.social)
Aston Villa are looking like they've never played football before
Charm City Slicker (@sprawlhater.bsky.social) reply parent
St. Louis and Cincinnati are founding cities of the Midwest but their baseball teams have intense Confederate energy to me
Charm City Slicker (@sprawlhater.bsky.social)
Watching Cardinals v. Reds and this might be the ultimate baseball Giant Meteor situation
Charm City Slicker (@sprawlhater.bsky.social) reply parent
Really weird to list his health problems immediately after saying the cause of death wasn't disclosed. What if his death had nothing to do with diabetes and they just threw that bit in there? Did he have hemorrhoids and pellagra too?
Charm City Slicker (@sprawlhater.bsky.social)
Had forgotten about this song
Charm City Slicker (@sprawlhater.bsky.social)
Mounty's dead center power always makes my eyes light up. If he could just chase fewer 2-strike pitches he'd be fearsome
Charm City Slicker (@sprawlhater.bsky.social) reply parent
Will make it extra frustrating when Elias trades him for an 18 year old and keeps trying to make Coby happen