I admire your optimism! I always say that until one day I look at it and think ohhh deary me 🙃
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I admire your optimism! I always say that until one day I look at it and think ohhh deary me 🙃
It’s hands down the worst kitchen job and an absolute mission to achieve clear glass and inside sparkle so pat yourself on the back and that’s it for another year or so!
Well done you! A magnificent effort and it looks like new 👏
Ok that is good, yes 👏
They’ve no idea the sacrifice I have made for them, Paz Won’t even be home tonight to see it now (oh auntie stay for a sleepover!) fucking yay But I’m really happy for you m8
This may be the most apt gif to ever be shoved in my sad face
What Starmer should be saying…
A third watch of KPop Demon Hunters it is 😔
@cyclopsalott.bsky.social was it like this waking up at the festival?
Not heard it in years, so thanks for the reminder
Trying to remain calm at a last minute request to niece sit tonight, meaning I’ll not see Alien Earth as planned
Great track
I heard a car alarm go off but that could’ve simply been an opportunist thief who was getting soaked.
That was quick
Strong and sexy storm in my area
I’ve had a rethink and Richard Osman
Toby
I only saw a handful of key words and that was enough to fire me up
12 mins long and they’re playing in full Liking this A LOT
So shiny and smooth I shall add seeking these out to tomorrow’s to do list
I heard him belch
See how shook I am? Can’t even string a sentence together
I’m on my own so if anything happens during the night MY MURDERER HAS BEEN CAN BE IDENTIFIED
He was too fast for me to do the old ‘lighter for scale’
Caught this cheeky fella sneaking about in the hallway heading for my bedroom I’ve left out a pork chop for his breakfast and just deciding what bedtime story to read us
Happy days
With Trump nearly dead and Alan back on our screens, this is shaping up to be an autumn to embrace
Bless him. It’s a shock alright. Spots and blackheads incoming 😔 Deodorant shopping next I guess, then getting the ratio right for the lynx Africa overcompensating spray fest but I’d say he’s in good hands there 😁
Aww. When I first encountered this with my niece it made me quite sad but then her not going off on one when I gently mentioned it was the opposite of how I’d have reacted so a small, smelly teenage comfort But yeah, boo to them growing up x
My friend suggested I might want to try hot yoga and I was incredibly flattered that she thinks I’ve still got it 💃
Shame you didn’t get a chance to go out on the sea today
Toddler tea tonight of fishfingers, chips and beans because I believe in self care and encapsulating the child in me (clearing out the freezer for its annual defrost)
An iconic speech
Ha!
Fancy! Did you take the opportunity to have an admire of yourself in all your peacock glory?
It was a gorgeous shot and appreciated it popping up on my TL 😁 So yes, please do carry on!
Lovely photo
Sunday completed Night you lovely lot x
Isn’t it just and yes to Tim
@notpeas.bsky.social here you go in full
I got overloaded with Jay Strath’s testosterone and on a Sunday evening after all of the football I simply didn’t have any more testosterone tolerance so had to switch off Wednesday will be a better day for it
this must be a thing
Struck gold staying there mate 🕺🎤
Netflix’s ‘Northern Badboi Scammers’ S1 ep2 ends *roll credits*
Pretend you suffer severe sight deficiency but not so bad you need a stick and she prefers to be dragged rather than lead you
😔
all dead now sadly but yes, they sure did earn that greasy crown and strived to guide others along that dank grebo path 🙏🏻
Oh no
probably not even their birth name, simply the grebo code name for the area’s head grebo
Yeah and he knew how to do hot knives, legend
I was a year below grebo rob at school in east anglia so he was the grebo benchmark (true story)
He carries his guitar everywhere and enjoys an open mic night up north bsky.app/profile/be pazza7.bsky.social/post/3lvl5kcifzs22
This must be what insider trading is like Thank you 🙏🏻
I know I can trust you and the craziest thing is, I already do follow you!
True to the wild and reckless lass I am, I’ve dived straight in to watch Meg 2 without even seeing Meg (1)!!
I’ve opened a betting account in anticipation
Umpire of the Sun The tennis band thing
There are a mere 9 points between Liverpool and Wolves
(A current Liverpool FC striker, I was remiss in not stating and made a thoughtless assumption)
Fun football/pub quiz fact: Ekitike is a walking palindrome
😎
Double that to very nice one Brighton I’m simply displeased with WH due to bitterness and dismay 😔
I’m such a jinx
No football, no! Ughh
Nice one Brighton
Footie all a bit yawnsville atm LivArse should be a bit tasty though #punditchat
I outwardly hiss at these and throw a ‘wtf man’ nvc their way Road botherers and arseholes
A more affluent flag shagger?
Do I have to wait?
Well yes but I’ll attach (glue, not staples) a thumbnail photo of you so they know they are loved and you’ve not given up on them
Next year I shall make posters
This has hit me hard I’m even going so far as to replace Diana’s death day with cardboard box appreciation day ♥️
I shall be more respectful when ripping them apart or stomping on them
I’ll now never look at cardboard boxes in the same way 😔
Filth it up and stick two fingers up to the church goers
Following a fairly comprehensive scan, including 2 occasionally ‘problematic’ estates, I’m relieved to report zero visible daubing or flag nonsense Racist rash not crossed the town border as yet.
Enjoyed this way more than s3 - I was on the cusp of hating him by the end of it Jamie Lee Curtis is *chefs kiss*
Off for a jaunt around town to see if I can still claim it to be overtly racist free or whether the rash has spread
Stamina and delight in shop form ♥️
Ha! A shop to linger in and touch up their wares
Oh yes, that’s very fetching The garbage smell though?
Oh, watch says asleep by 6pm in actual slumber fact..proper grump on!
Similar, although asleep by 7pm and final wake up at 8.30am with two ceiling intermissions totalling around 4.5hrs Have woken in a better mood than I went to sleep in so I aim to Sunday better than Saturday 💃
That was a negative and right now I need two positives.
No offence to Man U and Sunderland who did not play stupid football
Stupid football
Prepping now
Pasta cooked in my own salty tears, bolognaise sauce and smothered in Parmesan
Very
FFS Wolves 😔
My brother over shared with me that whenever the commentator says de Light, his brain follows it up with ‘my balls’ and now I have to hear it too
The finest of, yes
(Great half time foot chat this)
I’d suggest pairing it up with one of these for an all round deadskintastic experience
Is it one that’s like a fine holed cheese grater cos they are disgustingly pleasing to use.
I’ve screenshot it m8
A pedo file?
First prem goal of the season 🥳
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