Introducing iTeam, from Apple.
Mid-life crisis actor.
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Introducing iTeam, from Apple.
Looks like he has realised his best bet is to hand the hat back to the kid: www.bbc.co.uk/news/article... He's still claiming that he thought the hat was being handed to him. "Sure, Jan"
Just going to spend the afternoon quietly watching TV and praying for the "We interrupt this programme for a newsflash." announcement.
Nope: www.theguardian.com/commentisfre...
Silly English kniggitts.
If he misses weekend golf we know something's up.
Interesting. Perhaps we could just set him adrift a couple of miles off the English coast and let him paddle back in. And then tow him out again. Repeat as necessary.
So we can add its cancellation to the indictment against Nestle.
I'd rather hang Nigel Farage from a lamppost.
Oh lordy, my second computer was one of those.
I keep seeing headlines saying Taylor Swift is engaged to Travis, but is it Season 1 or Season 2? #Blakes7
That about sums it up?
'No Way to Prevent This,' Says Only Nation Where This Regularly Happens
www.facebook.com/share/p/17Ky...
Loved that show.
Weird that I know exactly what you'r refering to without you saying it.
Not long to go now until August 4th 2026.
A speaking tour, book, appearances on various shitty podcasts.
And keep doing it Every. Fucking. Year. until the Tangerine Shitgibbon drops dead.
Gotta work that grift.
Looks like he's wearing it on his head.
Every tech update now is like: "Great news, the word processor you've relied on for twenty years has learned to juggle! Is it good at it? No! Does it help in any way? Of course not! Has it made it insufferable to use? Oh, absolutely."
Subtle.
I hope they give it to Obama again. With any luck he'll stroke out when he hears the news.
False imprisonment? Sounds totally f*ed up whatever you call it.
Just for those who may be a little confused: This is how an American president should treat Putin.
Dude, it's gonna be global.
It would be so funny if they just gave it to Obama every year until Trump drops dead.
Love the way the referee just lets him carry on pounding the orc.
*had* the capacity.
Is it who I think it is? I haven't heard anything.
NGL, leaving Earth to go to a planet made of drugs sounds quite tempting right now.
Jeremy Clarkson warming up his tweet as we speak.
The Searchers.
Slightly diminish a band: 9,999 Maniacs
If you didn’t see this last night on Channel 4 news it’s a must watch. It’s obscene beyond belief, we must stop trade with Israel full stop not just sanction the vile settlers. x.com/channel4news...
Received my first "Do your own research on YouTube" comment today.
Does the picture editor at The National have a clue what a 'spy plane' looks like?
Hide the sofa
reskeet with a tweet you still think about
There could only be one.
I was picking up references from Hitchhiker's Guide for years after first hearing it.
The minimum qualifications for joining the MET need looking at…
Yeah, there's a good forty+ years of writing since I started reading SF. I doubt that someone starting out as a teenager now could catch up on that and read all the stuff that's going to come out as they get older.
Show me your getaway vehicle.
Looks like she has good taste too: www.theguardian.com/film/2025/au...
A tombstone in Bridgnorth, Shropshire, photographed by Andy Darby. Note the border inscription.
You would expect this kind of geographical laziness from the UK press. But I would have thought that The National would be able to tell the difference between Loch Long and the river Forth.
If you liked that chances are you'll love 'Tutti Frutti" www.imdb.com/title/tt0092...
This is the correct answer.
Zero-gravity is probably the only place for a Mac Portable.
I'm hoping he'll get to visit some pubs in Aldershot and see what the regulars there think of his views on the UK armed forces.
"See you on the other side" - godspeed to Jim Lovell: www.nasa.gov/news-release...
"See you on the other side."
All the taste of a Vegas mobster.
Definitely OK if they're French.
Edith is an example to us all.
Dave speaks truth. This is both hilarious and terrifying.
"LLMs? Don't talk to me about LLMs."
"I've got this terrible pain in all the GPUs down my left side."
I hope the charity told her where she could stick her donation.
Amsterdam was like that when I worked there. Lots of signs telling the tourists that they didn't accept card payments. I wonder if that has changed.
No mention of what the turnover of their companies was either.
As Mr. Caine famously remarked about his Jaws movie, "I have never seen the film, but by all accounts it was terrible. However I have seen the house that it built, and it is terrific."
"Jump, you fucker, jump."
As long as you don't confuse oregano and oestrogen.
That was one of the Sweeney spinoffs, en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sweeney_2
Worked in the body of the truck with wire wool.
Perhaps the VW Beetle brings back some uncomfortable memories in Germany?
"I'm playing all the right notes, but not necessarily in the right order." is also an acceptable answer.
A face you would never tire of punching.
On one of my engagements in Jamie Dimon's Flying Circus our team had to perform a daily test of the latest build. The instructions for performing this test were contained in a recording of a forty-five minute zoom call. Impossible to search or summarise.
“If after hearing my songs just one human being is inspired to say something nasty to a friend or perhaps to strike a loved one, it will all have been worth the while.” RIP Tom Lehrer
"Once the rockets go up, who cares where they come down?"
Join me in signing the letter of support for the Voyager Declaration! (And yes, you can sign it even if you’re from another country!)
Still looks better than the Cybertruck.
Not a poem but still appropriate: www.youtube.com/watch?v=BHIo...
Mid-80s it was the goto (heh!) language for tormenting Computer Science undergraduates. Especially the ones who rocked up thinking they were hot sh!t after learning Basic in school.
"This is not self-defence. It is not even the kind of collateral damage which can be unavoidable in war. It is collective punishment, in other words revenge, visited not just on Hamas but on an entire population. It is, in short, a war crime.”
"It is impossible for any decent person to be unmoved by the scale of arbitrarily imposed human suffering, or the spectacle of a powerful army brutally assaulting a population already on its knees. "
“I have no ideological position on this conflict. I approach it simply as lawyer and a historian. But I sometimes wonder what Israel’s defenders would regard as unacceptable, if the current level of Israeli violence in Gaza is not enough. "
I've received a quite fascinating email. This person claims they've singlehandedly blocked 33 sales of my books. Any chance I can get 34 books sold off this to annoy them? Please RT! UK: www.amazon.co.uk/s?k=sophia+m... or US: www.amazon.com/s?k=sophia+m...
I'm still hoping Tilda Swinton will get the gig.
Nazi bar owner fucks over his investors.
Any chance of a printed edition?
And the Pickatinny rail.
“This has been brutal. For a working class man with a direct manner, modern broadcasting has become a dangerous place. I was the headline this time. But I won't be the last."
What's the difference?
Does he know you work in the shop? Must be fun to hand it to him.
Spice World
Yakety Sax is also an option.
Andy Elms 