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@squeamysalami.likes.earth

24, mdni🌻 19 πŸ“š twilight and green hair enthusiast https://linktr.ee/squeamysalami

created October 18, 2024

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Profile picture lizzie (@squeamysalami.likes.earth) reply parent

Very much agreed

2/9/2025, 12:15:13 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture lizzie (@squeamysalami.likes.earth) reply parent

Thank you πŸ–€

2/9/2025, 12:15:04 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture lizzie (@squeamysalami.likes.earth) reply parent

Thank you

2/9/2025, 12:14:54 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture lizzie (@squeamysalami.likes.earth) reply parent

This isn't about me btw. Partner and I are still good. A friend is going through this rn and it just pisses me off that everyone passes judgment on her but ignore what he did IN the relationship

1/9/2025, 11:53:17 PM | 12 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture lizzie (@squeamysalami.likes.earth) reply parent

No literally

1/9/2025, 11:52:03 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture lizzie (@squeamysalami.likes.earth)

"you moved on pretty fast" yea well they moved on while still in the relationship so...

1/9/2025, 9:58:01 PM | 63 1 | View on Bluesky | view

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We'll make it through this

1/9/2025, 9:26:48 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture lizzie (@squeamysalami.likes.earth) reply parent

Thank you ❀️

1/9/2025, 9:26:30 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture lizzie (@squeamysalami.likes.earth) reply parent

Thank you

1/9/2025, 9:26:17 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture lizzie (@squeamysalami.likes.earth) reply parent

Thank you. Seriously. This means a lot to me

1/9/2025, 9:26:08 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture lizzie (@squeamysalami.likes.earth)

there aren't very many times being no contact with my dad gets to me, until i see him being a dad and a grandfather to my brother and nephew and then i wonder what was wrong with me

1/9/2025, 7:37:52 PM | 43 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture lizzie (@squeamysalami.likes.earth) reply parent

the amount of times I do this...

1/9/2025, 7:29:33 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture lizzie (@squeamysalami.likes.earth)

prime sevika yearning, one of the coolest people ever in the history of the world, insanely beautiful inside and out, some more yearning, funny as hell, and also even more yearning

1/9/2025, 7:24:30 PM | 12 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture lizzie (@squeamysalami.likes.earth) reply parent

PLEASE DO

1/9/2025, 6:52:04 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture lizzie (@squeamysalami.likes.earth) reply parent

Yes absolutely

1/9/2025, 6:49:58 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture lizzie (@squeamysalami.likes.earth) reply parent

You too!!

1/9/2025, 6:49:48 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture lizzie (@squeamysalami.likes.earth) reply parent

Have a great day!!

1/9/2025, 6:49:40 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture lizzie (@squeamysalami.likes.earth) reply parent

Always. We love you for it

1/9/2025, 6:49:28 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture lizzie (@squeamysalami.likes.earth) reply parent

haha wishing you luck in getting your morning started. Have a great day!!

1/9/2025, 10:30:45 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture lizzie (@squeamysalami.likes.earth) reply parent

Have a great day!!!

1/9/2025, 10:30:27 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture lizzie (@squeamysalami.likes.earth) reply parent

Technically finishing up my shift. Still have 30 minutes left Couldn't pass up the holiday pay but I did call off the night before to make up for it

1/9/2025, 10:30:09 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture lizzie (@squeamysalami.likes.earth)

good morning bluesky friends ❀️

A horned knight standing holding a sword straight up looking down on a horned person kneeling in front of them
1/9/2025, 10:04:48 AM | 56 3 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture lizzie (@squeamysalami.likes.earth) reply parent

I think the only reason it's not 5⭐️ is because the ending was just simply fine. There were slightly better ways to do it potentially but at the same time it fit perfectly with everything else that was going on. So idk. Im torn on how to feel about it so it stops the full 5

1/9/2025, 8:08:20 AM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture lizzie (@squeamysalami.likes.earth)

check tws 4/5 ⭐️ The Children of Red Peak by Chris DiLouie psychological horror, religious cults, surviving with childhood trauma from start to finish the themes of this book are HEAVY. it immediately starts exploring life vs death as a topic and is really well done #booksky πŸ’™πŸ“šπŸ©Έ

Cover art of The Children of Red Peak by Chris DiLouie. It depicts a forest that is upside down. The trees having yellowing leaves/ are leaveless
1/9/2025, 8:08:20 AM | 14 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture lizzie (@squeamysalami.likes.earth) reply parent

Awwww. Cutie pie

1/9/2025, 5:28:52 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture lizzie (@squeamysalami.likes.earth) reply parent

in my social circles, league of legends. but considering both have "league of" safe to say that's the problem

1/9/2025, 3:49:23 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture lizzie (@squeamysalami.likes.earth) reply parent

Glad you agree 😌

1/9/2025, 3:12:11 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture lizzie (@squeamysalami.likes.earth) reply parent

THANK YOU!!! I definitely miss you posting but youve been busy and looks like having fun too so I want that for you even more πŸ₯ΉπŸ–€

1/9/2025, 2:36:58 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture lizzie (@squeamysalami.likes.earth) reply parent

thats what im saying!!

1/9/2025, 1:52:22 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture lizzie (@squeamysalami.likes.earth) reply parent

you guys are so cute and you are seriously the fucking coolest

1/9/2025, 1:51:31 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture lizzie (@squeamysalami.likes.earth) reply parent

Awww πŸ₯Ή I promise im taking really good care of her

1/9/2025, 1:46:02 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture lizzie (@squeamysalami.likes.earth) reply parent

probably won't for a while. but your presence is loved and wanted

1/9/2025, 1:45:41 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture lizzie (@squeamysalami.likes.earth) reply parent

Lola is adorable!!!

1/9/2025, 1:22:43 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture lizzie (@squeamysalami.likes.earth) reply parent

This is true

1/9/2025, 1:03:21 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture lizzie (@squeamysalami.likes.earth) reply parent

Very much agree!!!

1/9/2025, 12:40:42 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture lizzie (@squeamysalami.likes.earth) reply parent

Happy birthday!!!!

1/9/2025, 12:29:21 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture lizzie (@squeamysalami.likes.earth) reply parent

Thank god

1/9/2025, 12:28:20 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture lizzie (@squeamysalami.likes.earth) reply parent

She is!!

1/9/2025, 12:05:20 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture lizzie (@squeamysalami.likes.earth) reply parent

Glad we agree

1/9/2025, 12:04:33 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture lizzie (@squeamysalami.likes.earth) reply parent

They are absolutely wonderful and so full of personality

1/9/2025, 12:01:59 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture lizzie (@squeamysalami.likes.earth) reply parent

PRECISELY 😭

1/9/2025, 12:01:33 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture lizzie (@squeamysalami.likes.earth) reply parent

This is absolutely sending me oh my fuck

1/9/2025, 12:01:15 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture lizzie (@squeamysalami.likes.earth) reply parent

he's got a receding hairline and she doesn't, what a queen πŸ’…

1/9/2025, 12:00:59 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture lizzie (@squeamysalami.likes.earth) reply parent

HAHAHA I only have my 2 cats i promise

1/9/2025, 12:00:34 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture lizzie (@squeamysalami.likes.earth) reply parent

to quote my friend who helped clown him: some men just haven't seen real pussy before (his page was full of hating women)

31/8/2025, 10:16:33 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture lizzie (@squeamysalami.likes.earth) reply parent

she is very much so

31/8/2025, 10:15:30 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture lizzie (@squeamysalami.likes.earth) reply parent

awww how precious

31/8/2025, 10:15:13 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture lizzie (@squeamysalami.likes.earth)

calling off work on labor day weekend because i shouldn't have to labor

31/8/2025, 10:14:54 PM | 69 6 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture lizzie (@squeamysalami.likes.earth) reply parent

I dont know?? He blocked me after I said he didnt know what a photoshopped image looked like. Because why would I go through all of that to post her to some fuckass profile of mine and not try to make money out of it or something 😭

31/8/2025, 10:08:32 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture lizzie (@squeamysalami.likes.earth) reply parent

I KNOW. I LOVE HER SO MUCH

31/8/2025, 9:58:35 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture lizzie (@squeamysalami.likes.earth) reply parent

truly

31/8/2025, 9:58:28 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture lizzie (@squeamysalami.likes.earth) reply parent

YES

31/8/2025, 9:58:15 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture lizzie (@squeamysalami.likes.earth)

current status of cat (she got accused of being photoshopped earlier by some random)

A tuxedo cat (all black with a white beard and paws) laying on a gray blanket. She is staring above the camera
31/8/2025, 9:54:48 PM | 628 26 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture laura! (@lauradelray.kills.men) reposted

β‹†Λ™βŸ‘ hi skyline, looking for pop culture enthusiasts (60s-now), artists and crafters, and witchy accounts. MDNI! πŸͺ» laura, she/they, β€˜99 πŸ¦‡β˜‰virgo , ☾ aquarius , ↑ leo πŸŽ₯ horror, sitcoms, coming of age, reality πŸ’Ώindie/alt, 2000s emo, r&b/hip hop πŸͺ‘ sewing, crochet, bass, french, gardening #promosky

a picture of me, a mixed race Black femme with short curly hair and brown eyes. I am wearing a pink and black floral shirt and a tigers eye necklace. the background is blooming honeysuckle a set up of stacked box TVs sit under bisexual lighting with floral arrangements surrounding them an edit for Bella from twilight (new moon) made to look like she has written the iconic note from season 2 of jesery shore as an email to Alice. it reads β€œ Alice she first night at bed when you left jasper made out with 2 girls and put his head between a cocktail waitresses breasts. Also was grinding with multiple fat women. When you left crying at klutch jasper was holding hands and dancing with a female and took down her number. Multiple people in the house know therefore you should know the truth, use this information wisely” a photo of at projects I have worked on from clay to fibers arts - sewing, crochet, and knit projects sit atop a white, blue, and purple quit I made with my maw maw. a pair of jeans features patches of Mulder and Scully from the x files and stitch from lilo and stitch. a pair of Keith haring inspired overalls I designed also sits in the photo
31/8/2025, 9:34:14 PM | 48 2 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture lizzie (@squeamysalami.likes.earth) reply parent

he did

31/8/2025, 9:38:31 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture lizzie (@squeamysalami.likes.earth) reply parent

Hahaha oh yeaaa ive definitely made quite a few Spirit trips

31/8/2025, 9:38:25 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I dont know but im happy it cracks someone else up too 😭

31/8/2025, 9:37:39 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture lizzie (@squeamysalami.likes.earth) reply parent

truly

31/8/2025, 9:37:20 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture lizzie (@squeamysalami.likes.earth)

sometimes im mean to a man and think "i really should be better than that, what if he's going through something :(" and then I remember why I was mean to begin with and sober up

31/8/2025, 8:35:19 PM | 54 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture lizzie (@squeamysalami.likes.earth) reply parent

Thats so fun

31/8/2025, 8:34:02 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture lizzie (@squeamysalami.likes.earth) reply parent

I do have a lot that stay year round!! I just have others that are more of a hassle with my cats

31/8/2025, 8:01:11 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Have a great day!!

31/8/2025, 7:36:36 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture lizzie (@squeamysalami.likes.earth) reply parent

You make a compelling argument

31/8/2025, 7:36:29 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture lizzie (@squeamysalami.likes.earth)

getting all my halloween decorations prepped so I can put them out as soon as it's september 1st

31/8/2025, 7:20:48 PM | 95 7 | View on Bluesky | view

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Have a great day!!

31/8/2025, 7:19:41 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Have a great day!!!

31/8/2025, 7:19:31 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture lizzie (@squeamysalami.likes.earth) reply parent

Have a great day!!

31/8/2025, 5:00:28 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Have a great day!!

31/8/2025, 5:00:21 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture lizzie (@squeamysalami.likes.earth) reply parent

HIIII. I hope you're having a good day!!

31/8/2025, 5:00:15 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture lizzie (@squeamysalami.likes.earth)

good morning bluesky friends ❀️

a man wearing a red shirt and oversized shorts is walking through a galaxy portal with white in the middle
31/8/2025, 4:33:19 PM | 52 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Inner circle!!!

31/8/2025, 4:15:26 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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you are breathtaking truly

31/8/2025, 6:14:20 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture lizzie (@squeamysalami.likes.earth) reply parent

i swear that must be a mother thing because mine too 😭 she'll show me a picture she took of me like "look at how cute you are" and meanwhile i'd rather jump off of a damn cliff before ever seeing that picture of me again

31/8/2025, 5:35:13 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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LIES. you bring so much humor to the table

31/8/2025, 4:11:06 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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pineapple pizza fucks

31/8/2025, 12:36:35 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture lizzie (@squeamysalami.likes.earth) reply parent

thats exactly it!! quick pictures are fun for the memories! it definitely doesnt help the self esteem though >.<

31/8/2025, 12:35:53 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture lizzie (@squeamysalami.likes.earth) reply parent

You are absolutely beautiful. But it's possible to be that and not photogenic. I know im not photogenic. And others dont ever take the time to get your best angles and all of that. They take them at the most unflattering. You are stunning though, I promise

30/8/2025, 11:47:38 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I love this omg

30/8/2025, 11:02:26 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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like that one spongebob episode where he has a tissue, coin, and a chip or some shit

30/8/2025, 8:56:49 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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love this for you

30/8/2025, 8:56:00 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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we love gay music

30/8/2025, 8:55:50 PM | 5 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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are we the same person

30/8/2025, 8:55:40 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Maybe

30/8/2025, 8:55:22 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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dog is nice

30/8/2025, 8:55:13 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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oof me and you both

30/8/2025, 8:55:01 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Without saying the name, what is your favorite video game?

30/8/2025, 8:54:44 PM | 28 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture πŸͺ¦π–™π–†π–‘π–Žπ–Šπ–˜π–Žπ–“ 𝖓𝖔𝖛𝖆πŸͺ¦ (@talnova.bsky.social) reposted

"nOtHiNg WiLL AcTuALLy cHaNgE iF he DiEs" bitch WE KNOW shut UP and just let people hope for the catharsis of seeing an evil fascist tyrant rapist bite it.

30/8/2025, 6:26:18 PM | 36 10 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture lizzie (@squeamysalami.likes.earth)

"what do you bring to the table?" nothing of value and all my mental illnesses

30/8/2025, 6:25:23 PM | 261 81 | View on Bluesky | view

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Have a great day!!

30/8/2025, 6:24:28 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Have a great day!!

30/8/2025, 6:24:09 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Like all of us are collectively manifesting, I feel it would almost have to happen

30/8/2025, 6:24:00 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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You too!!!

30/8/2025, 6:23:34 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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You too!!

30/8/2025, 6:23:27 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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NOOOOO IM SO SORRY. I HOPE ITS JUST A ONE DAY SICKNESS. drink lots of water and take medicine

30/8/2025, 6:23:17 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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🀭

30/8/2025, 6:22:42 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Have a great day!

30/8/2025, 5:16:30 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I hope you have an amazing day!!!

30/8/2025, 5:16:23 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Have the best day ❀️

30/8/2025, 5:16:12 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I HOPE YOURE HAVING A GREAT DAY SO FAR!!!

30/8/2025, 5:16:03 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture lizzie (@squeamysalami.likes.earth) reply parent

yea I know πŸ˜”

30/8/2025, 5:13:50 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view