Calamity Caitlin (@squeevening.bsky.social) reply parent
BEHOLD. FINAL HAIR BOW. (The red and gray are Dean plaids, orange is a late season Sammy)
Elder Crone. I care a lot. Soft by choice. She/Her #AuDHD #SPNFamily #WaywardAF #WritingCommunity #Queer, #Pan, #MarriedAMan Fandom Jewelry: waywardplaids.etsy.com Author Page: caitlinbrenner.wtf Websites: axiswebdesign.com SPN Shirts: waywardplaids.com
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BEHOLD. FINAL HAIR BOW. (The red and gray are Dean plaids, orange is a late season Sammy)
Calamity Caitlin (@squeevening.bsky.social)
GOOD. BECAUSE THIS MOLDY LEATHER APPLE WANTS TO BREED US FOR DISEASE RESISTANCE. HUMAN LIVES ARE PRECIOUS, GODDAMMIT, EVERY SINGLE ONE.
Calamity Caitlin (@squeevening.bsky.social)
I've invented a fun new guessing game I call, "is this just a cut or is it a splinter?" 😜🤷♀️🤦♀️
public health guy (@publichealthguy1.bsky.social) reposted
wow
Calamity Caitlin (@squeevening.bsky.social)
Head full of bees So many ideas TOO MANY
Calamity Caitlin (@squeevening.bsky.social) reply parent
AIN'T THAT THE TRUTH
Calamity Caitlin (@squeevening.bsky.social) reply parent
❤️
Calamity Caitlin (@squeevening.bsky.social) reply parent
No Deal.
Calamity Caitlin (@squeevening.bsky.social)
Turns out nothing makes me quite as motion sick as hunting frogs in progressive lenses. 😜🤷♀️☠️
Calamity Caitlin (@squeevening.bsky.social)
WELL, it's August 31st, and that means my tax extension is running out. Mentally preparing for the worst chore of my year this week. 😭😭😭
Calamity Caitlin (@squeevening.bsky.social) reply parent
I literally pull over to change the music bc I can't take my eyes off the road that many seconds in a row. She's (barely) steering a four ton metal box containing her body. This is insane.
Calamity Caitlin (@squeevening.bsky.social) reply parent
❤️
Calamity Caitlin (@squeevening.bsky.social)
I'm really glad this is illegal in Vermont.
Calamity Caitlin (@squeevening.bsky.social)
Devil's trap rug Winchester faces DEAN PLAID SQUARES Singer salvage sign y=-(sin(x^(1.7/6)+4)+(1/x))+10
Calamity Caitlin (@squeevening.bsky.social) reply parent
🤣🤣🤣
Calamity Caitlin (@squeevening.bsky.social) reply parent
Stay up Owl night, Lua! OWL NIGHT! 🦉🦉🦉
Calamity Caitlin (@squeevening.bsky.social)
Good morning (2pm) I was a bit hungover yestersay so I went to bed early (2am) Help 🤣🤣🤣
Calamity Caitlin (@squeevening.bsky.social) reply parent
Oh no I researched a bunch last night. Would cost about $500 to get started, not including the yarn, but it's the space to work on it I can't afford even more than the money. Too many other projects underway. 🤣🤣🤣
Calamity Caitlin (@squeevening.bsky.social)
Oh no I just saw the coolest shit there exists a tufting gun to make rugs No no no mustn't try a new craft that requires yarn
Calamity Caitlin (@squeevening.bsky.social) reply parent
No thanks. The store is only for Supernatural fans.
Calamity Caitlin (@squeevening.bsky.social) reply parent
waywardplaids.com/product/sams...
Calamity Caitlin (@squeevening.bsky.social) reply parent
Sam's Brother's Keeper, 47" Dean's Triumph tee (Women's Version, L) Waywardplaids.com/shirts/
Calamity Caitlin (@squeevening.bsky.social)
I managed to list FIVE SHIRTS. I think. 🤣🤣🤣 Sam's French Mistake, 52" Dean's Crowley Party Plaid 45" Sam's Wait Your Turn 52" Waywardplaids.com/shirts/
Calamity Caitlin (@squeevening.bsky.social) reply parent
Magic Eightball says: Ask again later!
Calamity Caitlin (@squeevening.bsky.social) reply parent
Oh, bless you for asking, lil bot. A man’s reach should exceed his grasp, or what's a heaven for?
Calamity Caitlin (@squeevening.bsky.social) reply parent
Damn girl your nails always look so good while I'm over here literally using mine as prying bars and glue scrapers and screwdrivers and in several instances (which I am often reminded does not work on stainless wire) as a second set of pliers 🤣🤣🤣
Calamity Caitlin (@squeevening.bsky.social) reply parent
Never not on deathwatch tbh
Calamity Caitlin (@squeevening.bsky.social) reply parent
I can't find corroboration on this yet
Calamity Caitlin (@squeevening.bsky.social)
Does anyone I know have a broken airtag they would mail me for making a pattern? 😁😅🤣
Calamity Caitlin (@squeevening.bsky.social) reply parent
Wow. Who would that even work on, JFC. 🤬🤬🤬
Calamity Caitlin (@squeevening.bsky.social)
The ignomy of defeat. 🤣🤣🤣
Calamity Caitlin (@squeevening.bsky.social) reply parent
Good riddance.
Calamity Caitlin (@squeevening.bsky.social) reply parent
*The movie was Back in Action with Cameron Diaz and Jamie Foxx. I usually trust Jamie Foxx's taste on scripts but this one was pretty bad. Fun. But bad. 🤣🤣🤣
Calamity Caitlin (@squeevening.bsky.social)
Just popped in after watching a dumb but fun movie to lift our spirits after a memorial and y'all are killing me. A girl can only DREAM. 🤣🤣🤣
Calamity Caitlin (@squeevening.bsky.social)
Pupdate: Benny HATES the sonic toothpick for dogs, but with a lot of lunch turkey bribes he "let" me work on his canines a bit and we made some good headway on that tartar! He is suchagooboyyy
Just Jack (@just-jack-1.bsky.social) reposted
“You cannot argue with stupid people. They will drag you down to their level and then beat you with experience” -Mark Twain This is why the medical experts are leaving the CDC.
Calamity Caitlin (@squeevening.bsky.social) reply parent
The fic is *done* though! It took me five years to get the second part written bc it was soft and the world felt hard but it's done and it's posted and the fic is complete! She says many people have been burned by WIPS but this isn't! I finished it!
Calamity Caitlin (@squeevening.bsky.social) reply parent
Boooo
Calamity Caitlin (@squeevening.bsky.social)
I love when a fic comment is a compliment burrito wrapped around a demand (and attempted guit trip) that I write a timestamp. You're welcome, I guess, for the two thousand hours I spent on that 433k.
Calamity Caitlin (@squeevening.bsky.social)
Fun fact, this is Sam's favorite shirt - going by the number of times he (and Soulless!Sam) wear it. 💜
Calamity Caitlin (@squeevening.bsky.social)
I am trapped in the car in my driveway by the very loud rain. But I successfully sent orders and got that collectible signed for, so let's call this trip, on average, a win!
Calamity Caitlin (@squeevening.bsky.social)
Trying to psych myself up to drive to the post office bc the mister has to make an appetizer for the memorial at 5pm. I. Can't remember if I took my brain meds. I KNOW I took the thyroid one but can't remember a brain one WHY DIDN'T I JUST FILL THE PIL LMINDER A WEEK AGO
Calamity Caitlin (@squeevening.bsky.social) reply parent
groans in *THIS WAS SUPPOSED TO BE A FLASHBACK* :-)
Calamity Caitlin (@squeevening.bsky.social) reply parent
Okay WHO HID THE ALEVE
Calamity Caitlin (@squeevening.bsky.social) reply parent
Older. Sneezing is uncontrollable and can be violent. Shaving a leg is a controlled motion, I used to think. 🤣☠️
Calamity Caitlin (@squeevening.bsky.social)
Apparently, I am "pulled my back shaving my legs" old. 🤣🤣🤣
Linda Holmes (@lindaholmes.bsky.social) reposted
…Unused?
Calamity Caitlin (@squeevening.bsky.social) reply parent
Smoking is on there too - current and former - and that's pretty easy to join, just costs $20 or so and a smile. 🤣🚬
Calamity Caitlin (@squeevening.bsky.social) reply parent
"Physical Inactivity" is on that list, and so is depression. Might be worth a lie if you have neither. ❤️
Calamity Caitlin (@squeevening.bsky.social) reply parent
Oh god. I'm so sorry. 🫂💔
Calamity Caitlin (@squeevening.bsky.social)
*I* thought it was a little chilly to do a belly flop in the stream today but Benny didn't. 🚶♀️🐩 Today's #SerenityToShare 💙💚
Jackie Lau (@jackielaubooks.bsky.social) reposted
Author's Guild says this: "If you have written under a pen name, please sign up using that name, and if you use more than one name, we recommend completing a separate entry for each name to ensure you are notified about all your books that are determined to be part of the class."
Matthew Beckman (@daphsci.bsky.social) reposted
Thank you to these brave folks at CDC. If you aren't aware, Donnny Dorko fired the director of the CDC via Truth Social yesterday and 3 high-level folks at CDC resigned. RFK, Jr. wants to prevent most of us from having access to vaccines, including the Covid vaccine for this season. #FireRFKjr
Calamity Caitlin (@squeevening.bsky.social)
Dammit I am working while listening to some mystery show but every time they play the "hidden clue" music I have to look up to see what clue they are silently looking at!!!
Dr. Lucky Tran (@luckytran.com) reposted
When a top CDC scientist resigns citing eugenicist rhetoric from federal health agencies, everyone should absolutely be paying attention.
Alex A. Pagliuca (@alexpagliuca.bsky.social) reposted
🧵: I'm not posting this to dunk, but because I'm seeing it often enough it looks like a coordinated campaign, and I want to give folks a heads up on some of this, if they're not familiar the dynamics. It's about the broader pattern, but comes back to the idea of dividing the Democratic Party. 1/x
Calamity Caitlin (@squeevening.bsky.social) reply parent
same.
Calamity Caitlin (@squeevening.bsky.social) reply parent
You now need a condition on the list below to get a covid vaccine from my POS government.
Calamity Caitlin (@squeevening.bsky.social) reply parent
Yup.
Calamity Caitlin (@squeevening.bsky.social)
Ooh, I can lose 30 pounds and still keep my bmi juuust over the obese line to qualify for a vaccine. Nice? JFC this country has gone to shit.
Calamity Caitlin (@squeevening.bsky.social) reply parent
Ugh. The things we do for love, eh? I want to make little bows and necklace sets! Not measure shirts! Maybe I list six shirts a week or something.
Calamity Caitlin (@squeevening.bsky.social)
It took me 15 minutes to photograph and bag the shirt I just set a timer on. I already spent 15 ironing it. I expect it will take 15 to list and another 20 to mail. This is a moneylosing enterprise, isn't it. 🤦♀️🤷♀️☠️
Brooke Harrington (@ebharrington.bsky.social) reposted
They don't feel shame, but they care deeply about status. Wanting to be liked--or at least envied--is their Achilles heel. We can use that against them:it's cheap, non-violent & effective. Social shunning of elites supporting Pinochet helped bring down the Chilean dictator: it can work here too.
Calamity Caitlin (@squeevening.bsky.social)
WELL it took about 2 hours to get this damn thing to print right but I made myself size card inserts.
Calamity Caitlin (@squeevening.bsky.social)
Lot o Horrors out tonight. I'm gonna photograph some plaid, I guess?
Calamity Caitlin (@squeevening.bsky.social) reply parent
Bonus Bonus #SerenityToShare This Lil dog standing pretty for me
Calamity Caitlin (@squeevening.bsky.social) reply parent
Should be me as well. Should be lots of folks, considering what they consider obese! Yay? o.O
rahaeli (@rahaeli.bsky.social) reposted
Reading the list of conditions that qualify you for an updated COVID booster, I think the easiest route for most people without an existing diagnosis will be "physical inactivity" because that's entirely self-attested, with the runner up being "I was a smoker for a few months a few decades ago"
John Scalzi (@scalzi.com) reposted
FUCK YEAH SCIENCE arstechnica.com/science/2025...
Calamity Caitlin (@squeevening.bsky.social)
Husband had a teensy request this AM that I deal with *ahem* my cardboard boxes & or their contents. He explains, w terror on his face, that if I'm excited about the contents I disappear w them & leave the box, but if it's boring contents like house supplies, I fold the box & leave the contents 🤣🤣🤣
Calamity Caitlin (@squeevening.bsky.social) reply parent
Yes that's true. I have ADHD I can only think about RIGHT NOW. 🤣🤣🤣❤️
Calamity Caitlin (@squeevening.bsky.social) reply parent
I'm sure the care is equally good. Although I only saw the new dr once, he was very good and gentle with Benny & with me. With the road construction yesterday it took an extra half hour to get to the new place so over an hour, & my vet is 15 minutes away, but that drive is worth saving over $300!
Calamity Caitlin (@squeevening.bsky.social)
This guy is already a murderer, and he's itching to kill a whole lot more people.
Calamity Caitlin (@squeevening.bsky.social) reply parent
I read somewhere that veterinary insurance costs more than human doctor insurance.
Calamity Caitlin (@squeevening.bsky.social) reply parent
I bought a $20 sonic dog tooth cleaner and I'll get some chicken cubes and see if we can't persuade Benny to let me do a little work on this at home. But yes everything costs a fortune right now. I haven't been to a human dentist since the pandemic started.
Calamity Caitlin (@squeevening.bsky.social) reply parent
I read an article that explained how scammers intentionally make misspellings and use poor grammar (and possibly this extends to using hamfisted methods) to weed out the intelligent folk early. They are sifting the slush pile (us) for gullible idiots, and it *works*.
Ian Boudreau (@ianboudreau.com) reposted
If there's an issue with the way a vehicle is built such that people are likely to get hurt, the manufacturer issues a safety recall, right? So how many teenagers does your product have to coach through suicide for that to apply to software
Calamity Caitlin (@squeevening.bsky.social)
Ironing some sweet Lil babbies for my extremely ill-advised moneysuck of a fanlove shirt store. 😭😭😭 I lose so much money listing these before giving up and cutting them up 🤣🤣🤣🤦♀️
Calamity Caitlin (@squeevening.bsky.social) reply parent
When I bought this absolutely top of the line ironing board I brought the mister to carry it for me and there was an older woman behind us in line and the STINKEYE she gave my poor man, who protested that they were NOT for anything of his! I was so excited. :-D The thing was like a hundred bucks.
Calamity Caitlin (@squeevening.bsky.social)
It is 8:23 pee em. I'm gonna IRON SOME SHIRTS. :-D
Alice. (@sailormoondamus.gobirds.online) reposted
Disable ChatGPT this fucking instant. Destroy it. JFC.
Calamity Caitlin (@squeevening.bsky.social) reply parent
That's unhinged, right tho? It's SO MUCH MONEY
Calamity Caitlin (@squeevening.bsky.social) reply parent
Must be a lot of lawsuits going around so they need the insurance
Calamity Caitlin (@squeevening.bsky.social)
My vet quoted me $757 for a dog dental with no XRays but they urge me to get the Xrays for another $199. That's $956. The place I went today quoted me $635 for a dog dental *INCLUDING* XRays. I mean, that's a shit-ton of money either way, but I think I might be switching vets.
Calamity Caitlin (@squeevening.bsky.social) reply parent
Yyyup. <3
Calamity Caitlin (@squeevening.bsky.social)
Alllmost done staring at the wall gotDAMN driving is a concentrated task. 🤣🤦♀️☠️
Calamity Caitlin (@squeevening.bsky.social)
My 3mm cable chains came in!!!
Calamity Caitlin (@squeevening.bsky.social) reply parent
That is COMMITMENT. 🤣🤣🤣 I had a sweet black kitty rescue who was a nice girl BUT if she managed to get shut in a bedroom she would IMMEDIATELY piss on the bed. Within a minute. No matter how fast you let her out. Unfortunately I w allergic to her so sweet as she was I do not miss my teeth hurting.