"Blueskyism" helped make The Onion one of the largest newspapers in the world in less than a year. If we had spent all of our time on Twitter, we'd be poorer, dumber and terminally ill with internet poisoning. He's just angry he's wasting away over there in a nazi agnostic lane that doesn't exist.
[CUE MUSIC: “IN THE ARMS OF AN ANGEL” PLAYING SOFTLY] [FADE IN BACKGROUND SOUND: A solemn voice reads names] Nate Silver. Matthew Yglesias. Megan McArdle. Mark Cuban. [FADE IN: SALLY STRUTHERS sits on a stool in a pool of light on a minimalist set. She looks SAD.] /1
I present exhibit A, evidence that the FBI selects people who believe their own bullshit.
Louisiana, a location known for its temperate climate. These are the architects of the modern world.
I'm sure his parents are proud of him, that's who he learned it from.
Hard to put into words just how much of a thrashing MattY got today
Sam Altman: I see humans achieving omnipotence using dark matter by… 2030 maybe? That’s if OpenAI is given a quadrillion dollars Theo Von: Yeah Altman: Or, we may become a race of slaves, genetically modified to be harvested by robot spiders. That’s if OpenAI doesn’t get the money Von: Right
if you add every vote that jill stein got to harris, and hell let's go ahead and say all the PSL votes go to hers to you know what changes? nothing. not a single state flips. because it was a tiny number and overwhelmingly in safe states. maybe she should have sucked less as a candidate.
bro bro, just one more election bro no trust me bro, we just need to vote blue no matter who one more time i know it seems like the candidate i'm pushing hates you but bro, you gotta trust me. we'll push him left after the election bro bro come on, just one more. democracy is on the ballot bro
any liberal who is telling you that gay marriage is safe is trying to prevent you from taking action or being radicalized against a court and a government they know deep down is beyond redemption obergefell is less established as law than roe was and has just as little "basis" according to fascists
WATCH & LISTEN.
the complete lack of leaks from ICE, CBP etc, to me reinforces how they’re entirely staffed by true believers who are willing to do almost anything for the cause.
Imagine if they’d had sandwiches. 🥪
That man walking out of the bar... Just perfect. 🤌
We give billionaires handouts when their greed crashes the economy.
More and more people reporting today that Stripe - the payment processor that Itch said were putting the most pressure on them - now have staff actively confirming that yes, they are censoring LGBT content, adult or otherwise. That this is official company policy. This seems kinda significant.
prick a liberal and a fascist bleeds
These days, if you don't give your name in English you get arrested and thrown in jail.
Ursula Le Guin: “The shift from denial of injustice to recognition of injustice can’t be unmade.... Once you see the injustice, you can never again in good faith deny the oppression and defend the oppressor. What was loyalty is now betrayal. From now on, if you don’t resist, you collude.”
Putin's gonna hypnotize Trump.
you can't say (correctly) "Vote Blue no matter who" and then desert the idea when a left-winger wins, and party leaders even encouraging or winking at opposition to Mamdani at this point are fools
Six months later, Burchett’s story has changed.
I'm Jewish and I think about antisemitism all the time. I can't tell you how fucking weird it is that Homeland Security posting literal neo-Nazi propaganda generates less discussion about the threat to Jews than a mayoral candidate who believes Palestinians are human beings.
NEW — Video taken by a witness and shared with me tonight from DC’s Trinidad neighborhood shows FBI and Secret Service agents patrolling by foot and peering into cars with flashlights. (Per witness, residents made fun of agents, saying they can't get women and that's why they were doing this lol)
hang in there
Oops
Keep it secret. Keep it safe.
The military takeover of Washington is not a “distraction” from Epstein. It’s a military takeover of Washington, which is an even bigger deal, and those of us who kill brain cells reporting on this stuff knows it’s been an explicit goal since before the election.
a specific skill I've developed over the past ~20 years is crafting responses to emails sent to me, but intended for that other Naomi Wolf
Mark Cuban getting ratiod by a complete rando
On Wednesday, ICE GOONS arrested a mother in the school drop-off line at Inzunza Camarina Elementary in Chula Vista, leaving her two children in the car.
It’s like West Virginia was starved for representation. For someone to just come. Bernie did and my fellow West Virginians are in love. /
Make them pay more.
Directed by Ari Aster.
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the reason this worked, to the extent it has genuinely shifted public opinion on trans rights, is because the dems let every single pitch go past them. if one side is screaming that trans women are sexual predators coming for your children and the other just says nothing you are going to be swayed.
Asking GPT to know things is a bad intelligence test since its text is pre-processed through lossy bullshit embedding. It's like thinking a blind man is dumb for not knowing how many Jay Cutlers there are.
We’re microwaving planet earth for this btw
goddamn this guy just sucks
Great clip of @marcmaron.bsky.social
Maybe if she were bleach blonde.
A coalition with fascists is a fascist coalition.
Absolutely
Quit posting this ugly ass mfer
True to his vampiric nature, he appears to be melting in the southern sun.
Good. www.foxnews.com/media/teamst...
the lack of crispness in the detailing of this is so funny to me. truly Temu level shit Pic 1: Oval Office Pics 2, 3, and 4: Hôtel de la Marine
This is my ministry
Nothing— and I mean nothing— about this decision is more than the bare desire to harm.
Didn’t want to believe this was true. It’s true.
If Kamala Harris did this there would have been congressional hearings www.theguardian.com/us-news/2025...
A string of US armory break-ins, kept quiet by authorities for months, points to a growing security crisis—and signs of an inside job. www.wired.com/story/myster...
Join ICE and… fuck your dad??
It is embarrassing how the least qualified people rise to the top in America. But that’s not an accident. It’s the money. Big money interests pay to get these people in positions of power because they’re malleable, corruptible, and—frankly—intellectually limited.
Pete Hegseth "seems determined to bar academics or anyone who faintly resembles one from contact with the armed forces," Eliot A. Cohen writes:
The point is more people will die. Just like more people will die eating tallow soaked fries. Just like more people will die with Medicaid. The elite pedophiles, that half this country worships, want us all dead.
ICE raided the Westlake Home Depot in Los Angeles this morning. LATU organizers snapped some photos from the raid—one sticks out: ICE agents rolling up in a Penske rental truck. Wonder where they got the idea😬 Trying to avoid detection? Is this policy now? Are they now doing roving gangs in this?
Trump is weak.
the emotional logic of fascism
ICE GOON forcefully grab activists filming outside the immigration court and forcefully knock her phone out of her hand.
The Nassau County legislature on Long Island attempts to silence a young American citizen whose father was abducted by ICE.
Who's going to throw the first jar of Hellman's?
mayor pete sucks ass and i think y'all need to let go of whatever parasocial gay dad fixation y'all have with him especially now thay he's not willing to stand up for our trans siblings
Dropkick Murphys Warped Tour Long Beach
The only thing Candace Owens is going to discover is bankruptcy.
Silicon Valley is a cult. The way they get infatuated with the latest wunderkind and shower that person with sycophantic praise. This one-of-a-kind 28 year old golden goose, that will ultimately turn out to be just another rich asshole. He's going to need all that luck when the illusion fades away.
My 0% unemployment plan…
Is this what y'all call a "twat"? I see it.
Pause for three minutes and soak up the grace of this man. Earlier today, the father of three U.S. Marines, Narciso Barranco, spoke publicly for the first time after being pinned to the ground and savagely punched by ICE agents while they arrested the landscaper outside the IHOP where he worked.
BREAKING: Activists with the Freedom Flotilla Coalition say an Israeli Heron drone has been “actively circling” the Gaza-bound vessel Handala, which is trying to bring desperately needed aid to the enclave. 🔴 LIVE updates: aje.io/5gn32g
Oh I have been waiting on this one.
Maxwell has NEVER told the truth about her own role bsky.app/profile/did:...
a play in four acts
Minds in the Water Photographer
The man in the banana zoot suit looks obese.
Amy Sherald says the Smithsonian suggested removing a painting of a transgender woman as the Statue of Liberty from her upcoming show at the National Portrait Gallery “to avoid provoking President Trump.” Sherald: “I cannot in good conscience comply with a culture of censorship”
If you’re feeling uneasy, it’s probably because we now know we live in a country built on the blackmail of a dead pedophile who is Too Big to Fail, so Congress has to go home for a couple of months to figure out how talk about it without defenestrating the president and collapsing the economy.
Tulsi Gabbard Teams Up with Russian Spies to Wiretap and Unmask Hillary Clinton www.emptywheel.net/2025/07/24/t...
Joey did a 180 so hard the Lolita Express had to re-calculate its flight path.
I bet his kids don't even play sports. He's such a weasel.
Please defend yourself. It's fun to watch.
Oh well, in that case …….
Bari’s key insight as an entrepreneur is that there is a bottomless demand for rich people to have their existing opinions sold back to them as forbidden knowledge
Is that a promise?
Says a man shooting starving children everyday.
WEB DuBois: Still essential reading.
Trump once hosted party for ‘young women’ where Epstein was the only guest, says report
zohran keeps proving that you don’t need to be afraid of far right framing
They had a shellbration after.😂💯
A U.S. surgeon trying to have a “peer to peer” consultation with a doctor at a health insurance company who is hiding his identity as her patient gets denied coverage. And it gets worse from there. You have to see it to believe it. (1/2)
You are hardly ever speaking to a peer. An insurance company refused to cover a drug called valganciclovir for a patient with biopsy confirmed cmv colitis. I had to do a peer-to-peer, the "peer" was not an ID doc, had never treated CMV colitis.
The Cristal Baschet. Glass, metal and water.
"I will not vote for genocide" Dems: "Purity test!" "I want vulnerable communities to be protected." Dems: "Purity test!" "We need free healthcare to save lives, not minor reforms." Dems: "Purity test!" "I won't vote for politicians attacking homeless people." Dems: "Purity test!"
Are you too empathic and caring. Here’s why you should be more of a piece of shit.
Not Connie Francis 😭
Aimee good gorilla.
As a former CEO and founder, I can tell you: The Partnership for NY judges mayoral candidates *entirely* on how much they'll comply with every whim & demand of the giant companies that run the org. It's all bullshit — serving companies that are mostly rent-seekers like landlords and banks.
I have to say, I don't think "recognizing incredibly wealthy individuals" is a skill that I value highly among civil servants
