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I don't meet any of the current FDA guidelines for the Covid vaccine, I've requested a waiver stating "I need to restore my magnetic powers to vanquish the X-Men, Avengers and Fantastic Four! " www.youtube.com/shorts/Lgd82...
Wow, this concept for the Florida Chamber of Commerce's new tourism campaign is fantastic.
Oil is useless if dinosaurs aren't dying.
Kurtz was played by Marlon Brando. The pose and the hat, and the "I loved the smell..." line were from Robert Duvall's character, Lieutenant Colonel William "Bill" Kilgore (I had to look that up).
I think that Mike Johnson violated one of those bothersome Ten Commandments.
I never was great at basketball, but I love shooting around, and playing pickup games. Though I avoid full-court contests. Not because of the physical toll, but because fear being selected by the "Skins" team.
Operation Warp Speed is getting a lot of mention this week. One thing that is now overlooked is that Pfizer—the first US company to cross the finish line with a tested, ready-to-produce Covid vaccine—did NOT take any Operation Warp Speed funding.
Since we're rebranding the DOD to The Department of War, how about we select a new national anthem? I nominate "Why Can't We Be Friends?" (my second choice is 'Spill The Wine," though "Low Rider" would be cool, too. www.youtube.com/watch?v=sH0Q...
My boss at the job I had at age 18, tripped over a cord at her home, and broke her arm in several places. And strangely enough, also broke the little toe on both feet.
"Mr. Trump, please open up. The Federal Bureau of Investigation is seeking your assistance with a case."
So, Trump worked for Robert Mueller, I guess.
Expect the our esteemed Secretary of State will soon start making this claim.
He (Cruz, too) dreamt about sending military to other lands before Trump's 1st term. He (Cruz, too) was above enlistment age at time of 9/11 attacks. Though DOD raised age several times. He (Cruz, too) could have joined. He (Cruz, too) should ask Trump for age waiver report to boot camp.
I wonder which AI technology that the Department of War will use to pump out Gulf of Tonkin Resolution-type documents to be rubber-stamped by House and Senate.
Since they are now vaporizing people, without due process, for allegedly carrying drugs, they should go with Department of War Crimes.
Ted Cruz wouldn’t get between Donald Trump and his own wife.
I’m sure N. O. Will appreciate the fresh mulch.
"My tweets were under 140 characters," is modern-day ".....walked 10 miles uphill to school, barefoot in the snow...."
I read an article about, war vet, oyster farmer, and Maine Senate candidate, Graham Platner, and heard a couple of clips from his rally. There is elevated probability that Susan Collins is concerned.
Leeches are so yesterday. Invasive sea lampreys from The Great Lakes are the future of medicine. (They’re not just for tasty pies at British Royal coronations anymore) www.michigansthumb.com/news/article...
Yes, that would explain it, because no octogenarian in history has ever developed Parkinson’s.
This is the photo that he can send to the Nobel Committee. This'll get him a Peace Prize for sure.
"It's a beautiful day for Slingers. Let's eat two." -Ernie Banks, probably.
Went to Diner Grill with my wife’s coworkers after a gathering at Ten Cat tavern. One of the other husbands slurped down a Slinger, then conquered a triple cheeseburger.
Yall get palpably angry about candy corn every year. Is someone making you eat it?
Damn.
They gave up Soviet nukes in return for security guarantees, Russia was the of the guarantors.
Are you teaching this semester? Perhaps a student could provide the ripping service, though you might have to purchase the CD reader, and a hard drive to write the files.
Imagine the superpowers you’d have if you were bitten by an irradiated shrimp though.
The Chicago resistance will be toting Italian beef and hot dogs with vegetables, sprinkled with celery salt.
If only humans had a way to make their own bread at home.
Also plans for military action against Mexico and deployments to more blue cities. An invasion of Switzerland can't be too far off.
The amazing Dr. Deb Houry— former and recently pushed out Deputy and Chief Medical Officer of CDC— is ready to join the public conversation. Follow her at @drdebhoury.bsky.social !!
Loki showing some "Quiet down, you kids, I'm trying to watch the ballgame!" energy.
Since New Orleans and LEGO Tariffs are trending.... www.youtube.com/watch?v=OWkO...
It wasn’t about slavery. It was about state’s rights…..to own slaves.
My question is everybody still going to die?
So, we’re not all going to die now?
They should have to fight the rhino hand-to-horn.
“Everybody Dies” was a banger of campaign slogan, too.
Congress is now the Duma. Pass it on.
It now doesn’t seem so far-fetched for Trump’s and Hegseth’s Marines to do something similar for Oswald.
My sister who is 3 1/2 years older than me saw a lot of concerts in that era, before she decided that rock, reggae (and just about everything else) was the Devil's music.
Instead of a racist dog-whistle, she went with a racist tornado siren.
Health Montster was my least-favorite of the Sesame Street Muppets.
Can’t wait to hear the former USAF JAG—who is the Senior Senator from South Carolina—defend the Air Force's (and Hegseth's Trump's) decision authorizing Ashli Babbit's funeral, with full military honors. He's going to twist himself like a "Human Pretzel" carnival contortionist
Bill Cassidy violated the "do no harm" clause of the Hyppocratic Oath when he voted to confirm, RFK II as HHS Secretary.
A Viagra and bleach cocktail.
Can’t wait until Trump/Hegseth make Marines do the same for Lee Harvey Oswald, and probably give him posthumous promotion to Lt. Colonel, too.
I just wrote Navy vet, Sen Gary Peters @peters.senate.gov requesting that he draft resolution condemning USAF's decision. If you want to do something similar, here is list of members of House and Senate who are vets: www.militarytimes.com/news/pentago...
Why stop here? Why not funeral with military honors for US Marine Lee Harvey Oswald and posthumous Medal of Honor, and promotion to Sergeant Major, and a grave at Arlington—next to the Kennedys.
Why stop here? Why not funeral with military honors for US Marine Lee Harvey Oswald, for fuck's sake? And let's give David Berkowitz Medal of Honor, and Promote Jeffrey Dahmer to Sergeant Major, OK?
This is based on George Carlin's Seven Dirty Words, routine. Note the time stamp is from 2018, I made this with imgflip when the 1st Trump administration listed these terms that were forbidden in US government science publications. I'm sure the current naughty words list is much larger.
I'm certain that they also have staff dispatched to the state capitol for pre-dawn reports about the fact that some districts have cut staff because the legislature has not delivered a budget.
Doesn't seem to any current discussion about the training video ICE shared. Does anybody know if Dean Cain finished the obstacle course yet?
Chumps?
This is cool. Eventually you could diversify into region offerings, an Italian beef for Chicago area, and cheesesteak for Philly....
In 2020 I saw several Halloween outfits of St. Louis-area couple brandishing guns in front of their house. It seems like those outfits could be repurposed, as "Ken and Karen Join The Resistance" costumes with the couple holding sub sandwiches. www.fastcompany.com/90522366/ken...
I remember there was some outcry during Covid when Massachusetts deployed Guardsmen to drive kids to school, in a dozen or so districts, due to a bus driver shortage. There must be video of weekend Fox Anchor, Pete Hegseth, condemning that as an inappropriate use of military.
In my case, it is the 50th anniversary of seeing my first R-rated movie.
Covert influence operations are soooo 1953.
Perhaps he was talking about Trump?
"Oh yeah!"
Well, I guess we can all agree that violent crime in Washington, DC has dropped precipitously since its peak on January 6, 2021, right?
Tried to snap pix of my dog wearing this Red Sox hat and she covered up like Gov. Whitmer-in-the-Oval Office on me.
“more than two dozen employees signed their full names” <— heroes! (gift link) wapo.st/4mu7HfL
The marketing controversy I'm waiting for is when strategists for the world's dominant search engine decide to fix the typo in their brand's logo.
Looks like it.
How long would it take for Kendall Jenner to hand out a Pepsi to every National Guardsman, ICE officer and FBI agent in DC? www.youtube.com/watch?v=VogN...
As a child, I would have never believed I'd find out about so many adults who fear rainbows, shots, books, and immigrants.
I was there. Really surprised there was no local coverage.
RoboCop: *about to arrest me* Me: before you arrest me, which of these 9 pictures have cars in them RoboCop: i’m going to let you off with a warning
My wife got served an unbelievably boring grilled cheese from a normally tasty bakery & cafe last night. If we head there again, we will pray to St. Sarah before departure.
Media: "President Trump, what is your reaction to Ghislaine Maxwell's claim that you were 'never inappropriate with anybody,' in the times she saw you?" Trump (puts hand behind earlobe): Pardon?
We can't be too far from somebody registering "Kayak To Canada" as an LLC that organizes one-way group trips to Ontario.
"Jay Leno's 3-D printing a toilet seat for me." -Harrison Ford www.youtube.com/shorts/gl4QW...
They should follow this with a cheer: "Two, four, six, eight...who do we appreciate?!?"
Are we counting all mentions of "John Baron," too?
Tomorrow in the New York Times: Was Ghislaine Maxwell Credible When She Said That Donald Trump Never Did Anything Wrong? We Asked Woody Allen
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The Sodfather making us DC parks we can't refuse.
Somebody at Marvel Comics is going to use this for a superhero origin story pitch.
While I don't have anything resembling religious beliefs, I might support a flames-engulfed eternal damnation for those who create text-input forms that don't inform users about a character-limit, UNTIL the character-limit has been reached.
The Sodfather has promised us D. C. Parks we can't refuse.
Had a brief text-message exchange with a friend about James Dobson. He wrote that he had a coworker who went to work at Focus on Family. Though she soon left because "She got fed up because she was mostly just covering up women’s ankles in photos.”
Potato chip bag carrying red envelope of cash would make an excellent parent-baby Halloween costume
Had a brief text-message exchange with a friend about James Dobson. He wrote that he had a coworker who went to work at Focus on Family. Though she soon left because "She got fed up because she was mostly just covering up women’s ankles in photos.”
When can we expect a military takeover the Cracker Barrel HQ?
Has the US president authorized military control of Cracker Barrel yet?
In a Howard Stern interview, he described "Avoiding STDs and My Personal Vietnam" I do expect him in a military uniform, with epaulettes, in near-future public appearances. Question is will he go with the beret, or a pith helmet?
From NBC News in 2023: "Florida’s public schools will now teach students that some Black people benefited from slavery because it taught them useful skills, part of new African American history standards approved..." Slavery was much like Udemy, I guess. www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news...
Just shared this with a friend this morning: mashable.com/article/schi... Years later, I retweeted it (to mock it) and Schilling responded with something like "LOL, Auto-Correct fail." He obviously couldn't admit that the word-replacement was because he writes "poophole" a lot.
Damn, I meant "fomented." Can't blame auto-correct, I failed at copy-editing.
Hasn't fermented an insurrection.
"Florida’s public schools will now teach students that some Black people benefited from slavery because it taught them useful skills." www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news... (from 2023)
Well, we learned from DeSantis and Florida that slaves learned marketable skills.
We have a pretty good idea of the effect of irradiated spiders, but what superpowers would we get from irradiated shrimp?
I remember a couple of times in 2020 clip of Donald Trump claiming something " 'mail-in' voting should be banned, but that 'absentee voting' is OK." That's funny. Though His recent quote that he's required to show his license "plate" to vote is even funnier.
My HS had a male cheerleader, he won a state weightlifting championship in the heavyweight division despite being much lighter than many of his competitors. He once went out for football, though decided it was against his religious principles. Yes, the toughest kid in my school was a pacifist.