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“i sinned my pants”
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“i sinned my pants”
steph valley (@stephvalley.bsky.social)
a Taco Bell Caramel Apple Empanada is not worth $3 in this or any other lifetime
steph valley (@stephvalley.bsky.social)
howdy friends, i'm seeking recommendations for over-ear noise-canceling headphones! ideally, they are: • under $200 • wireless • reasonably easy to travel with • not flushable like my AirPod Pros
Jacob Geller (@jacobgeller.com) reposted
If I can be honest and vulnerable for a second, sometimes I struggle to turn my haters into waiters at the table of success
kate bush’s husband (@airbagged.bsky.social) reposted
This is gonna piss off the biggest losers who had zero intention to play the game
enriched corn meal (@guntoucher.bsky.social) reposted
steph valley (@stephvalley.bsky.social) reply parent
one of my favorites of all time !!! chasing the high of that Garibaldi drop forever
steph valley (@stephvalley.bsky.social)
he ordered me ramen and takoyaki from his fantasy football draft. i won fr
steph valley (@stephvalley.bsky.social) reply parent
omg i am better for having seen this
Remedy Entertainment (@remedygames.com) reposted
Cop the official Max Payne Low Resolution shirt! If you are so sartorially inclined. Made from the original game models from Max Payne 1. In the lowest resolution possible. #RMD30 Pre-orders are open until 22 September via @iam8bit.com 🔥 https://bit.ly/8bit-remedy-30th
steph valley (@stephvalley.bsky.social) reply parent
pie-in-the-sky CEOs and shareholders made “infinite economic growth” everyone’s problem, so now we have to live in a world where movies “bomb” when they make less than eleventy zillion dollars
steph valley (@stephvalley.bsky.social)
incredible. no notes
steph valley (@stephvalley.bsky.social) reply parent
“I bought this before Elon‘s salute,” probably lmao yuck
steph valley (@stephvalley.bsky.social) reply parent
hell yeah, way to go!! ditched it late last year, my life is muuuuuuch better for it
Outrun Gaming (@outrungaming.com) reposted
iPhone, iPad users can play ‘Hitman’ for a cool $70 (tr.ee/twtOQr)
Outrun Gaming (@outrungaming.com) reposted
Atari acquires five Ubisoft titles in new partnership (tr.ee/uAm26e)
Mike Sacks (@mikesacks.bsky.social) reposted
We could stop all this but Republican politicians and judges don’t want to
steph valley (@stephvalley.bsky.social)
‘Clair Obscur: Expedition 33’ ain't over yet, creative director says (tr.ee/ENkj1o)
Brian Shea (@brianpshea.bsky.social) reposted
Travis Kelce originally planned to propose next week, but moved it forward to avoid the Silksong release window.
steph valley (@stephvalley.bsky.social)
omg
Outrun Gaming (@outrungaming.com) reposted
The national library of Japan has deemed Nintendo's controversial new game-key cards ineligible for preservation. Read more:
steph valley (@stephvalley.bsky.social) reply parent
Shit, I’m so sorry…
Natalie Spitzel (@nat-the-dev.bsky.social) reposted
I don't have the proper words to say more than this now but I was just laid off. My role at Giant Squid is being eliminated. If your studio is looking for an environment artist, please let me know ASAP. I have 5+ years of experience. thank you
steph valley (@stephvalley.bsky.social) reply parent
check out @aimod.social — this will auto-label bsky accounts that utilize AI imagery!
steph valley (@stephvalley.bsky.social)
steph valley (@stephvalley.bsky.social)
as a former band kid, the sheet music thrills me
Timothy Snyder (@timothysnyder.bsky.social) reposted
This is horrible. Attacks on the humanities are another way to destroy our future. Now is when we need the humanities the most.
Mat Piscatella (@matpiscatella.bsky.social) reposted
Only a matter of time for this type of thing to start impacting your favorite games and platforms. Future aint looking all that bright, friends.
steph valley (@stephvalley.bsky.social)
Outrun Gaming (@outrungaming.com) reposted
Happy 20th birthday, 'Nintendogs!' The puppy-raising sim was released in North America on August 22, 2005 🐾
Anna Megill (@annamegill.com) reposted
"By far the biggest expense when making games is salaries." Whose salaries?
steph valley (@stephvalley.bsky.social) reply parent
“make games quicker” hell yeah man i love unplayable shovelware and uninspired, hazy, sepia-washed key art !!!
steph valley (@stephvalley.bsky.social) reply parent
steph valley (@stephvalley.bsky.social) reply parent
Dom Kelly (@thetattooedjew.com) reposted
For @teenvogue.com, I wrote about America’s favorite bipartisan pastime: starving people at home and abroad. As officials confirm what we already know, that there is a famine in Gaza, I hope we can all remember that none of this is unavoidable. It is a choice.
steph valley (@stephvalley.bsky.social)
you know the game’s sad as hell when it closes with “Amazing Grace” my god
Matt Brown (@mattbrown.bsky.social) reposted
I thought they were overreacting but yeah I just saw the new Cracker Barrel logo and maybe the new rebrand really did miss the mark
Amy Eastland (@saintsunflower.bsky.social) reposted
Hi. I'm currently bed bound from a fibromyalgia flare up. I need some food such as cereal bars to keep me going but I can't afford them. If anyone is able to donate I'd really appreciate it. I an unable to work during my flare up as I'm in so much pain. www.paypal.me/quirkycat
steph valley (@stephvalley.bsky.social) reply parent
bountiful harvest
steph valley (@stephvalley.bsky.social) reply parent
my wishlist shaking rn
steph valley (@stephvalley.bsky.social)
“soulslike experience for your flesh” was my nickname in college
steph valley (@stephvalley.bsky.social)
bro fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck them
steph valley (@stephvalley.bsky.social) reply parent
you’re so real for this
Wes Fenlon (@wes.readonlymemo.com) reposted
Incredible quote from Team Cherry. Can't believe they make games like this
steph valley (@stephvalley.bsky.social) reply parent
lmaooooooooo
steph valley (@stephvalley.bsky.social)
The Pointer Sisters’ ‘Hot Together’ will be no. 1 on my Wrapped this year, and it’s not close. i blame Rockstar
steph valley (@stephvalley.bsky.social)
"Em-dashes aren’t the only thing AI generates; the tech also begets career concerns ... data shows collective opinions regarding generative AI have deteriorated over the past year. Just 13% believe gen-AI will bring positive changes, down from 21% in 2024."
steph valley (@stephvalley.bsky.social)
Outrun Gaming (@outrungaming.com) reposted
The highly anticipated 'Kirby Air Ride' sequel is slated to drop on November 20, 2025, per the Direct — more than two decades after the first installment.
steph valley (@stephvalley.bsky.social) reply parent
yay!
Jon Tayler (Jon Tayler’s Version) (@jontayler.bsky.social) reposted
"It's not MSNBC anymore, Lemon. It's MS NOW. We bought the name off of a defunct multiple sclerosis awareness organization. It wasn't cheap, but we were able to save some money by selling Brian Williams to a Saudi prince who wanted to expand his harem."
steph valley (@stephvalley.bsky.social)
Outrun Gaming (@outrungaming.com) reposted
We're about 10 days from the launch of 'SHINOBI: Art of Vengeance,' and SEGA is sweetening the pot with some slick new content.
Outrun Gaming (@outrungaming.com) reposted
Kirby is getting some long-overdue time in the limelight! Fans will get a look at the upcoming 'Kirby Air Riders' follow-up in an exclusive Nintendo Direct presentation tomorrow.
Alan Baxter (@alanbaxter.bsky.social) reposted
Turn off AI in search results. I just did this in Chrome and it works. tenbluelinks.org#chrome-windows
steph valley (@stephvalley.bsky.social) reply parent
steph valley (@stephvalley.bsky.social)
bad news for my husband
NPR (@npr.org) reposted
The Committee to Protect Journalists says it is pressing Israel to provide answers about why prominent Al Jazeera journalist Anas al-Sharif and others journalists were killed in an airstrike.
Molly Shah (@mommunism.bsky.social) reposted
Feel free to tuck away the knowledge that Plan B expires after 4 years and Ella after 3- plan accordingly
steph valley (@stephvalley.bsky.social) reply parent
omg this is precious
Emily C. Hughes (@emilyhughes.bsky.social) reposted
he’s gay AND Tom cruise?? he really CAN do it all, wow
steph valley (@stephvalley.bsky.social)
TikTok’s updated Community Guidelines include new parameters for political content, including in-app communications with politicians and posts concerning election integrity
Donovan Schaefer (@feelingtheory.bsky.social) reposted
This is bonkers.
steph valley (@stephvalley.bsky.social) reply parent
holy shit
Amy Eastland (@saintsunflower.bsky.social) reposted
Hiya! I'm Amy, and I'm currently a freelance writer looking for work. I lost my job at the end of March, and need any sort of work I can to make rent. I have over 5 years of experience in Gaming Journalism, and would love to write for you! Email in bio :)
steph valley (@stephvalley.bsky.social) reply parent
damn, i’m so sorry. really hoping you speedrun this part, too 🤞
Will Jagielski-Harrison (@essenceofazeroth.com) reposted
I got let go from TheGamer today. Glad I'm speedrunning being downsized now. Maybe with the next one they'll get it down to a week. Anyways, available for work. Yadda yadda.
Condé Union (@condeunion.bsky.social) reposted
UNACCEPTABLE: Our members are flooding Slack, demanding answers after we were notified by Condé Nast management that they AGAIN want to lay off union members.
steph valley (@stephvalley.bsky.social) reply parent
i’ve not tried it myself, but i imagine it smells like ozone generator or a CRT television
steph valley (@stephvalley.bsky.social) reply parent
!!!
steph valley (@stephvalley.bsky.social)
steph valley (@stephvalley.bsky.social) reply parent
ecce homo shaking rn
steph valley (@stephvalley.bsky.social) reply parent
congratulations!!!
Chris Murphy (@chrismurphyct.bsky.social) reposted
It's important you notice what Trump's Treasury Secretary said the other day. He slipped and admitted that the new Trump accounts - with a measly $1,000 per person - are "backdoor for privatizing Social Security." He actually said that. I need to explain to you what it means.
steph valley (@stephvalley.bsky.social) reply parent
but Carter had to surrender his peanuts??? incensing
NamaTakahashi(生高橋) (@namataka.bsky.social) reposted
"Öoo" the bomb caterpillar exploration puzzle platformer, is out now! 🎉 Dive into an adventure packed with discovery and clever puzzles, we hope you enjoy it! 👇 store.steampowered.com/app/2721890/...
steph valley (@stephvalley.bsky.social) reply parent
congratulations!!!
steph valley (@stephvalley.bsky.social) reply parent
staring down the frosting on that third one, looks so good omg
steph valley (@stephvalley.bsky.social) reply parent
real ones rejoice
Ian Boudreau (@ianboudreau.com) reposted
"Crime in DC is at a 30-year low" Doesn't matter. What matters is what the dippiest right-wing Fox viewer is prepared to believe, which is whatever is most politically expedient for their chosen avatar of racial grievance
steph valley (@stephvalley.bsky.social)
small victory: accidentally found my article in Google Discover
steph valley (@stephvalley.bsky.social)
steph valley (@stephvalley.bsky.social) reply parent
both are on my wishlist!!! can’t wait to play
steph valley (@stephvalley.bsky.social) reply parent
they’re doing everything they can to make Cincinnati look like some lawless, lib-run shithole, but it all makes a helluva lot more sense when you remember JD Vance’s brother is running for mayor
steph valley (@stephvalley.bsky.social) reply parent
Outrun Gaming (@outrungaming.com) reposted
'Grand Theft Auto VI' pricing will come out "in due time," said Take-Two CEO Strauss Zelnick.