What are the odds that tomorrow he announces that he’s “completed making America great again” and resigns?
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What are the odds that tomorrow he announces that he’s “completed making America great again” and resigns?
Nate Silver coming home and seeing the Savannah Bananas score after betting against them for the third time this week
We’re only a few years removed from creatjng a vaccine to protect against a deadly airborne virus in a matter of months. Now, we have a scion fail son running the CDC into the ground not because it failed, but because its success conflicts with RFK Jr’s eugenicist ideology.
It’s wild that of the two, True Grit is the breezier watch.
If Trump dies in office, Vance is going to blame the vaccine and fall flat on his face.
Me finding out that they’ve added David Zaslav to the Sphere version of The Wizard of Oz
A Serious Man is such a fucking banger
"Do not pretend you do not understand" goes a long way towards the heart of a LOT of problems rn
When I was a teenager I guessed the fan club presale code so I got to see David Bowie at Queens College. The same stage I graduated High School on.
Ya'll, he's always been an opportunistic, bigoted, grifter.
Tom Cruise had already called in Sea Org.
My 4 year old treats riding the subway like it's the most fun thing in the world, and mother fuckers are out here pissing themselves.
Way too many people on here defending Liz Gilbert’s confession of attempted murder.
Very excited to hear them playing @tedleo.bsky.social at Citi Field #LGM
Trey Gowdy should [redacted so I don't get banned].
Tonight is the night I've been waiting for all summer. Let's sweep the Phillies for our friends on Sesame Street! www.youtube.com/watch?v=isdY...
Alex Garland… I apologize to you
I just referenced House of Buggin' to my wife and realized I might be the only one who vividly remembers that show.
I've never related more to Gary.
Lil Nas X deserves more shows of solidarity and support from the LGBTQ+ community. Lil Nas is a Gay man facing an unjust arrest and imprisonment over a mental health crisis. Gay men are unfairly targeting lately, and Black Gay men are targeted by racist policing and homophobia. Nas deserves support!
yea this dude 100% just wants to be in charge of the fascism
I could really use a new David Grann book right now.
When I wasn’t a parent I thought “it can’t be hard to explain gay couples to kids.” Now that I am, I can confirm that it’s very easy to explain.
CNN is currently discussing the Taylor Swift-Travis Kelce engagement—and not the president’s nascent dictatorship.
I still can’t get over what an absolute loser Snoop Dogg is.
So THAT'S the reason he devoted the rest of his life to Kubrick.
I will never vote for Maureen Dowd.
Me, time-travelling to talk to my teenage self: Hey, things are gonna get better. But then they'll get worse. And then it'll be great! But then stuff gets kinda awful. After that, meh. And eventually it gets truly terrifying and really freakin bleak. Anyway, looks like I caught you jerking off, so
Gary, Keith and Ron are calling out the Phillies for being the babies they are #LGM
You couldn’t pay me to admit I was this big of a coward
Oh my god?????? You understand that you just said “I’d vote for Hitler.” This is what all of you people sound like. Absolutely out of control of yourselves.
I need an end to the Gavin Newsom thirst posting if you need a straight white man Democrat to stand up to Trump pick Andy Beshear who has never compromised on trans rights even for a moment
Y’all won’t shut the fuck up about forcing us to vote for Newsom when instead you could put all that wasted energy towards boosting actually useful Dem politicians like this guy who aren’t trash bags.
I needed to do 3 internships totaling 6,000 hours, take 2 exams, and get a Masters degree in order to become a therapist with no job security.
The Muppets Broadway thing is such a bummer. The ad makes it seems it’ll be a pre-recorded section for one trick. Between that and the roller coaster, they seem to becoming soulless IP. I want the Muppets to be doing movies/shows, not just an image to be licensed out.
Dear Disney. In Moana, we establish the sea is sentient. In Frozen, the sea kills Elsa's parents. ELSA VS MOANA is a revenge thriller where, etc, etc.
Oh is he convening city council meetings? Managing the city budget? Working on housing and education policies? Forging ties with businesses to bring their headquarters into the city? What mayoral role is he playing?
I know this isn’t the point, but seeing a Lindor jersey here just adds insult to injury.
Don’t trust anyone who vaguely hints at trans rights being a “distraction” or negotiable/worthy of debate.
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Your original sin, was trusting streaming renewals
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Things are going well on Instagram
the Democratic Party strategy of trying to find common ground with old people who click on phishing links is working out great. keep it up, proud warriors for democracy
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I can’t believe that I finally get to use this gif in a logical response to a person
"fierce fighter of fascism" spends time online defending the mass slaughter of children. You are a fucking ghoul.
Children shouldn't be starved to death. It's really that simple.
The world sucks, but hey, here's a video of Decendents doing an acoustic set: www.youtube.com/watch?v=NE4P...
JB Pritzker, who is better than Newsom in every conceivable way but hair, is nowhere on this list.
No one else can call someone "honey" as impactfully as Carol Kane.
the Hutu rules of Rwanda called on their supporters to “exterminate the cockroaches” so they killed 800,000 Tutsis
I get blu-rays and 4Ks from @qplnyc.bsky.social all the time and their selection is incredible.
I just don't understand what the goal or the audience of a piece like this is supposed to be. Does she want the readers of the Times to say she's a good person even as she's a "proud" supporter of the political movement hurting her kid? Is she fantasizing that right-wingers will change their hearts?
is there anything they won't blame millennials for? now we're killing the "being alive" industry
Randy Rainbow is frantically calling his agent right now.
This motherfucker
A wonderful profile about one of my favorite guys.
The people who are *still* making a massive deal about having to go to the doctor and get a shot think historians made too big a deal out of **slavery**
I actually judged you on the series of replies where you decided to be a dismissive jerk to someone who is rightfully angry about Newsom
"Some of Hollywood’s most prominent Democrats are set to hold a fund-raiser next month for one of America’s most endangered Republicans" this used to be immediately disqualifying. the Democratic Party would make a big show of kicking you out & destroying your good name. NOW, this is even worse
Trans people are worth protecting. Not because we are amazing people (although we are) or because we offer a great deal to society (although we do) or because we are fine as hell (we are). We are worth protecting because we are HUMAN BEINGS, and it’s amazing how often that simple fact is forgotten.
Telling you to “calm down” is way easier for them than reckoning with the fact that they don’t care about trans or unhoused people
It’s fucking wretched that so many Democrats are loudly proclaiming they don’t give a shit about trans folks or the unhoused.
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Reading Alan Moore’s Swamp Thing before bed was a very bad idea.
The Google search history on DOJ computers right now is like what kinda guns do Black people use white people guns vs Black people guns shotguns whites only
Brett Baty ❤️ #LFGM
Mike Love try not to be a piece of shit challenge. Difficulty level: Impossible www.vulture.com/article/beac...
extremely interesting to sub "WOKE" with "truth" as you read. Also, the Blacksonian IS celebratory of American success; that's how Parliament Funkadelic's Mothership rests under the same roof as Emmett Till's casket and child size manacles. There's plenty of joy and future gazing. It's just Black.
This worked so well for Bloomberg's presidential campaign....
I would simply fill my pockets with rocks and walk into the sea.
Next week the Mets play the Phillies on Sesame Street night. It’s gonna be a weird one at Citi Field.
I love Superman so much.
So if I'm reading this right, Gavin Newsom's press office created an image (almost certainly using AI) of Gavin being prayed over by a dead racist union buster and two living fascist dipshits, and we're supposed to think that's cool and funny and clever? Good grief.
Willing* I was pissed off and didn’t check for typos
What if we wish for America to finish fifth behind a bunch of more talented countries that worked harder and then spend the rest of its life complaining as if it should have won
I mean, in general, I think being a single issue voter is short-sighted at best. But "I can exist in public" is a pretty obvious exception to that general rule for many obvious reasons. Including that IT SHOULDN'T BE AN ISSUE AT ALL.
Ask the “blue no matter who” crowd if they have wiggle room on any other basic human right (healthcare, abortion, etc) and they’ll get all upset that you dare suggest such a thing. But they are will to throw trans people under the bus without a second thought. Fuck that.
People don't understand how dire things are for trans rights in this country. We're all trying to figure out if it's possible to leave the country or how to source HRT outside a doctors' prescription or what kind of legal risks we might face down the line if we do the second thing.
I would also add that most of these people wouldn’t ever dream of supporting Mamdani because he’s a scary socialist.
what donald trump wants more than anything is video of american soldiers gunning down american citizens
“Abolish ICE” is the floor
The libs love Newsome because he's talking like an opposition candidate but he's also not asking them to do anything to help
There has been a depressing uptick in the number of shitty AI generated shirts and jerseys at Citi Field lately.
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Is it fighting fire with fire to invite white nationalists on your podcasts and agree with them that trans woman are the problem behind everything?
Very happy to see my borough president doing the right thing and backing Mamdani,
Today I'm so honored to earn the endorsement of @drichardsqns.bsky.social, who fights for the world's borough every day. We recently rode the Q4 in Jamaica, one of the five bus lines made free in our fare free bus pilot. Ridership jumped 30%, and everyone's commute got a little bit easier.
For any normal person, having a sandwich thrown at you would be a funny story you told at parties. For fascists, it’d millions of dollars spent and a campaign of violence. Absolute evil loser shit.
me when one of my friends wears a red shirt
This guy's a vet and a lawyer who threw a sandwich and offered to turn himself in, so they sent a paramilitary platoon with a camera crew. They have FBI and U.S. Marshal badges; apparently those agencies do no real work beyond camera stunts, harassing minorities, and filling concentration camps.
Again, we have to recognize when we’re being threatened with violence.
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always tell your past self how you've explored a weird fetish.
why is "let's go back to how things used to be" always about fascism and not being able to hear what people say in shows and movies