Steve Hill ๐ดโโ ๏ธ๐ (@stevehillwriter.com)
โHis High Exaltedness, the Great Jabba the Hutt, has decreed that you are to be terminated immediatelyโฆโ
Brit in the US. Author of 'The Blood of the Cutlass' series. 30+ yrs working w/ homeless, mentally ill & AODA. Milwaukee, WI Please check out https://www.amazon.com/dp/B0CVYPN5Z2
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view profile on Bluesky Steve Hill ๐ดโโ ๏ธ๐ (@stevehillwriter.com)
โHis High Exaltedness, the Great Jabba the Hutt, has decreed that you are to be terminated immediatelyโฆโ
Steve Hill ๐ดโโ ๏ธ๐ (@stevehillwriter.com)
Nazi 1: โHey, you donโt think theyโre gonna try & escape after this, do yer?โ Nazi 2: ๐ค โNah.โ Von Trapps: ๐ถ โSo long, farewell, auf wiedersehen, adieuโฆโ ๐ถ
Steve Hill ๐ดโโ ๏ธ๐ (@stevehillwriter.com)
Bluesky is dying. Please follow me @ albertthecarrierpigeon. He likes sunflower seeds. Please, no timewasters, or cats. Thank you.
Steve Hill ๐ดโโ ๏ธ๐ (@stevehillwriter.com)
Rich & powerful white men destroying the planet for short-term gains as if their grandkids wonโt require water, fertile soil & breathable air in the future. ๐คทโโ๏ธ
Steve Hill ๐ดโโ ๏ธ๐ (@stevehillwriter.com)
When this national nightmare is finally over, no pardons. No โThis is necessary to heal the country.โ Public trials. Jail time. We need to expose, convict & punish every corrupt & complicit one of them.
Kyle Lawson ๐ (@klawson13.bsky.social) reposted
Todays code giveaway is for Godzilla x Kong The New Empire in 4K. Like this comment to enter and I'll randomly pick a winner at 6PM EST. Winners will be messaged. Codes may not work outside of the US. Good luck.
Steve Hill ๐ดโโ ๏ธ๐ (@stevehillwriter.com)
We should pray that he dies surrounded by people who love him, ie. alone.
Kyle Lawson ๐ (@klawson13.bsky.social) reposted
Todays code giveaway is for Small Soliders in 4K. Like this comment to enter and I'll randomly pick a winner at 6PM EST. Codes may not work outside of the US. Winners will be messaged with the code. Good luck.
Steve Hill ๐ดโโ ๏ธ๐ (@stevehillwriter.com)
O death, where is thy sting? O grave, where is thy victory? O fitted sheet, where is thy short end?
Steve Hill ๐ดโโ ๏ธ๐ (@stevehillwriter.com) reply parent
Cool! Looking forward to it! ๐ฆ
Steve Hill ๐ดโโ ๏ธ๐ (@stevehillwriter.com)
Ending the summer by seeing a 50th anniversary showing of the ultimate summer blockbuster โJawsโ tomorrow, but this time in 3D!
Steve Hill ๐ดโโ ๏ธ๐ (@stevehillwriter.com) reply parent
Humidh
Steve Hill ๐ดโโ ๏ธ๐ (@stevehillwriter.com)
I have a piece of furniture at home made up of many different elements. I mostly use it as a desk, but itโs also a periodic table.
Steve Hill ๐ดโโ ๏ธ๐ (@stevehillwriter.com) reply parent
Steve Hill ๐ดโโ ๏ธ๐ (@stevehillwriter.com)
Narrator: It was, in fact, not enough and, naturally, no changes were made in this country.
Steve Hill ๐ดโโ ๏ธ๐ (@stevehillwriter.com)
I donโt know why they named it Hoth when quite clearly it is coldh. And send.
Steve Hill ๐ดโโ ๏ธ๐ (@stevehillwriter.com)
Nice of Cracker Barrel to give the MAGA crowd something to celebrate on the day Taylor Swift announces her engagement.
Steve Hill ๐ดโโ ๏ธ๐ (@stevehillwriter.com)
Not saying that they copied our engagement photo, but itโs suspicious nonethelessโฆ ๐ค Congrats, anyway. ๐ฅ
Steve Hill ๐ดโโ ๏ธ๐ (@stevehillwriter.com)
I hope thereโs an official announcement when weโre finally great again. I wouldnโt want to miss it.
Steve Hill ๐ดโโ ๏ธ๐ (@stevehillwriter.com) reply parent
My dedication to this cause knows no bounds.
Steve Hill ๐ดโโ ๏ธ๐ (@stevehillwriter.com)
I may not be the busiest person in the office, but godammit my laptop is always fully updated.
Indie Book Spotlight (@bookspotlight.bsky.social) reposted
Iโd love to get some MG and YA indie books for kids/teens. If youโve got one - ONLY IF IT IS MG OR YA - please drop a link below for me to browse! Iโm looking for books for YOUNGER readers, so this isnโt a *rec it to me personally* post. Hit me! ๐ฅฐ
Steve Hill ๐ดโโ ๏ธ๐ (@stevehillwriter.com) reply parent
Hereโs my pirate tale. The sequel will be published later this year: www.amazon.com/dp/B0CVYPN5Z2
Steve Hill ๐ดโโ ๏ธ๐ (@stevehillwriter.com)
Iโm in the mood to watch a film where an older man is painting someoneโs name on a glass office door and he gets yelled at to go away and finish it later.
Steve Hill ๐ดโโ ๏ธ๐ (@stevehillwriter.com) reply parent
Steve Hill ๐ดโโ ๏ธ๐ (@stevehillwriter.com) reply parent
The current Republican party will eventually collapse. The Democrats will attempt to reconstruct whatever is left of this country by implementing necessary progressive ideas, but will split. Itโs going to be a decade or more of chaos.
Steve Hill ๐ดโโ ๏ธ๐ (@stevehillwriter.com) reply parent
Damn, they went and made England woke.
Steve Hill ๐ดโโ ๏ธ๐ (@stevehillwriter.com)
Even though Iโm in the US, I expect my employers to respect my cultural identity. Therefore I will recognise this Bank Holiday by doing as little work as possible today.
Steve Hill ๐ดโโ ๏ธ๐ (@stevehillwriter.com)
Iโve said it before and Iโll say it again, because I have a bad memory and lose track of the conversation easily.
Steve Hill ๐ดโโ ๏ธ๐ (@stevehillwriter.com)
I watched this excellent film last night on Hoopla, the same day my library announced that, due to budget constraints, they would be ending access to Hoopla in October. โน๏ธ
Steve Hill ๐ดโโ ๏ธ๐ (@stevehillwriter.com)
And yet the chance of becoming a new superhero is worth the risk, Iโd wager.
Steve Hill ๐ดโโ ๏ธ๐ (@stevehillwriter.com)
Draft 4.0 of Book 2 is done! If youโve read Book 1 & are interested in being a beta reader while I work on Draft 4.1, message me. As itโs a direct sequel, knowledge of the 1st book is a must, thanks. Experience of beta reading & giving useful feedback in a timely manner is a plus. Cheers.
Steve Hill ๐ดโโ ๏ธ๐ (@stevehillwriter.com) reply parent
No, that was me. Permanently.
Steve Hill ๐ดโโ ๏ธ๐ (@stevehillwriter.com)
Went to a Renaissance Faire over the weekend. Saw a lot of cool costumes, but my favourite was a guy wandering around looking confused as the David Tennant iteration of The Doctor.
Steve Hill ๐ดโโ ๏ธ๐ (@stevehillwriter.com) reply parent
Steve Hill ๐ดโโ ๏ธ๐ (@stevehillwriter.com)
You should watch โLast Night in Sohoโ because it is very good but also to honour Terrence Stamp. RIP.
Steve Hill ๐ดโโ ๏ธ๐ (@stevehillwriter.com)
Having another one of those occasional โwhat if we bought an air fryer?โ days.
Steve Hill ๐ดโโ ๏ธ๐ (@stevehillwriter.com)
I only use this option for short periods of time because Iโve convinced myself it will suffocate me.
Steve Hill ๐ดโโ ๏ธ๐ (@stevehillwriter.com)
Those Second Amendment guys practicing in the woods all these years are gonna end up siding with the tyrannical government, arenโt they?
Kyle Lawson ๐ (@klawson13.bsky.social) reposted
Todays code giveaway is for Better Off Dead in 4K. Like this comment to enter and I'll randomly pick a winner at 5PM EST. Codes may not work outside of the US. Winner will be messaged with the code. Good luck.
Steve Hill ๐ดโโ ๏ธ๐ (@stevehillwriter.com)
Next week, Trump has agreed to meet Putin in DisneyWorld, then Vegas and finally in Cawker City, Kansas to see the worldโs largest ball of twine.
Steve Hill ๐ดโโ ๏ธ๐ (@stevehillwriter.com) reply parent
Yeah. Unfortunately all my stuff is here, though.
Steve Hill ๐ดโโ ๏ธ๐ (@stevehillwriter.com)
Gavin Newsom doing everything he can to make me like him again and it may be working.
Steve Hill ๐ดโโ ๏ธ๐ (@stevehillwriter.com)
Sure, itโs just a sandwich, but what if it had spicy mayo and some of it got in his eye, or heโs allergic to eggs, or a sharp crust sliced his cheek, or it was a grenade or Molotov cocktail or pie a clown might throw at a circus, not so funny now is it?
Steve Hill ๐ดโโ ๏ธ๐ (@stevehillwriter.com)
Trumpโs latest decree regarding DC is a trial balloon. Expect a Reichstag fire event in another major city soon.
Kyle Lawson ๐ (@klawson13.bsky.social) reposted
Todays code giveaway is for Jackie Brown in 4K. Like this comment to enter and I'll randomly pick a winner at 6PM EST. Codes may not work outside of the US. Winners will be messaged with the code. Good luck.
Steve Hill ๐ดโโ ๏ธ๐ (@stevehillwriter.com) reply parent
Sounds like it was record-breaking rainfall in places. Some of the videos of areas I know are crazy! ๐ฒ
Steve Hill ๐ดโโ ๏ธ๐ (@stevehillwriter.com)
Severe rain last night. Flash flooding reported all around us. Thankfully we didnโt lose power. The sump pump kept up and is still kicking out once a minute, but the basement is dry and weโre safe. Looks like a few FB friends didnโt fare so well. โน๏ธ
Steve Hill ๐ดโโ ๏ธ๐ (@stevehillwriter.com)
Store website: Check online to see if we have the item in store before you leave! That will make the disappointment even more bitter when youโre here and we canโt find it!
Steve Hill ๐ดโโ ๏ธ๐ (@stevehillwriter.com) reply parent
At least itโs my car this time.
Steve Hill ๐ดโโ ๏ธ๐ (@stevehillwriter.com)
Hey @howardking.bsky.social can you believe Iโm still let loose with one of these things..? ๐
Steve Hill ๐ดโโ ๏ธ๐ (@stevehillwriter.com)
Cleaning the house because the house is dirty and cleaning the house because we have people coming over are two very different chores with two very different vibes.
Steve Hill ๐ดโโ ๏ธ๐ (@stevehillwriter.com) reply parent
OK, thatโs enough for me to know I donโt need to investigate further. Thank you.
Steve Hill ๐ดโโ ๏ธ๐ (@stevehillwriter.com)
Excuse me for a moment while I become my Dad but who is Sydney Sweeney and is there any good reason why I should care?
Steve Hill ๐ดโโ ๏ธ๐ (@stevehillwriter.com)
Reading an article about the woman who killed members of her family with poisonous mushrooms, and this paragraph about one of the survivors jumped out at me. Sometimes I just love the understated prose of the BBC.
Steve Hill ๐ดโโ ๏ธ๐ (@stevehillwriter.com)
This is who runs this account.
Steve Hill ๐ดโโ ๏ธ๐ (@stevehillwriter.com)
Support an indie author. Get a cool book to read. Whatโs not to like?
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Barry Ryerson (@barryryerson.bsky.social) reposted
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Steve Hill ๐ดโโ ๏ธ๐ (@stevehillwriter.com)
Every jacket can be a camouflage jacket if you choose your backgrounds very carefully.
Steve Hill ๐ดโโ ๏ธ๐ (@stevehillwriter.com) reply parent
*shakes fist at blu-ray with only one version*
Steve Hill ๐ดโโ ๏ธ๐ (@stevehillwriter.com) reply parent
I liked it but didnโt love it. Was far (jump)scarier than the abysmal Exorcist 2, but seemed disjointed. Read up about it today and seems parts were reshot. There is an original version (โLegionโ) out there that I want to track down now.
Steve Hill ๐ดโโ ๏ธ๐ (@stevehillwriter.com) reply parent
All human life was there.
Steve Hill ๐ดโโ ๏ธ๐ (@stevehillwriter.com) reply parent
Steve Hill ๐ดโโ ๏ธ๐ (@stevehillwriter.com)
Itโs possible that thereโs a generation that will wax nostalgically about clicking through Netflix options in the same way I look back fondly on traipsing the Blockbuster aisle, idly skimming the back of VHS boxes.
Steve Hill ๐ดโโ ๏ธ๐ (@stevehillwriter.com)
They will be told itโs Bidenโs fault. They will told that everything is far better than it used to be. They will be told that immigrants are the problem. They will be told that Democrats will enslave them. And they will believe it and continue to vote against the evidence in front of their eyes.
Steve Hill ๐ดโโ ๏ธ๐ (@stevehillwriter.com) reply parent
Itโs mostly drowned out by the weird noise the dishwasher started making several months ago.
Steve Hill ๐ดโโ ๏ธ๐ (@stevehillwriter.com)
The people down our street who have had a flag similar to this one in their front yard for months have taken it down, I noticed today. I wonder if this is significantโฆ ๐ค
Steve Hill ๐ดโโ ๏ธ๐ (@stevehillwriter.com)
Finally fixed the problem of the weird noise the washing machine has started making by retiring to a different room further away.
Steve Hill ๐ดโโ ๏ธ๐ (@stevehillwriter.com) reply parent
I have this on audiobook. Very fond memories of McCoy persuading a Klingon (I think) that his doctor is trying to kill him.
Steve Hill ๐ดโโ ๏ธ๐ (@stevehillwriter.com)
*how to keep ear buds from falling out* *how to locate a missing ear bud* - my browser history if I owned ear buds
Steve Hill ๐ดโโ ๏ธ๐ (@stevehillwriter.com) reply parent
Nice! Iโm watching this for the first time this Sunday. ๐ป๐ฑ๐คฎ
Steve Hill ๐ดโโ ๏ธ๐ (@stevehillwriter.com)
The good people of the world need to get louder, I can still hear the bad people.
Steve Hill ๐ดโโ ๏ธ๐ (@stevehillwriter.com) reply parent
Yup, slumming it, I reckon. Not scary, didnโt make sense, lots of locusts though. Looking forward to the third one still.
Steve Hill ๐ดโโ ๏ธ๐ (@stevehillwriter.com) reply parent
If youโre going to have that many locusts in a film, it really needs to be mentioned in the title. Just my opinion.
Steve Hill ๐ดโโ ๏ธ๐ (@stevehillwriter.com) reply parent
Love it! ๐
Steve Hill ๐ดโโ ๏ธ๐ (@stevehillwriter.com)
Hello, Iโm a cat in a romcom. I am a metaphor for the loneliness the leading lady feels before she finds her true love. I know that I am in a film and that my owner is a huge star. I do not care. I am a cat.
Steve Hill ๐ดโโ ๏ธ๐ (@stevehillwriter.com) reply parent
Yeah, Iโve heard good things about number 3, which Iโll see next week. Havenโt heard anything at all about the most recent sequel, which doesnโt bode well.
Steve Hill ๐ดโโ ๏ธ๐ (@stevehillwriter.com)
Iโm working my way through the Exorcist films. Over the past few weeks, Iโve seen the two (!) prequels & rewatched the original. Tonight Iโm diving into the first sequel for the first time. Iโve heard itโs terrible. I canโt wait! ๐
Steve Hill ๐ดโโ ๏ธ๐ (@stevehillwriter.com)
History will document that the US embraced Fascism to โown the libsโ, we are so stupid.
Steve Hill ๐ดโโ ๏ธ๐ (@stevehillwriter.com)
This country better shape up soon or so help me god Iโm gonna have to start a podcast.
Steve Hill ๐ดโโ ๏ธ๐ (@stevehillwriter.com) reply parent
And that is the cheapest. Are a family of 4 gonna drop $500 for a film? ๐คทโโ๏ธ
Steve Hill ๐ดโโ ๏ธ๐ (@stevehillwriter.com)
Watching โSunday Morningโ and they have a bit about the new โWizard of Ozโ showing at The Sphere in Vegas. Looked up ticket prices just for funsies. $114. ๐ณ
Steve Hill ๐ดโโ ๏ธ๐ (@stevehillwriter.com)
Dear Scotland, Please keep him. Thanks, The United States of America.
Steve Hill ๐ดโโ ๏ธ๐ (@stevehillwriter.com)
Letterboxd challenge: Take this one line review - โOur boy did not deserve thatโ - and see how many films you can post it for.
Alan K. Dell (@alankdell.bsky.social) reposted
New #BookReview! Tonight on the blog I've got The Magic Circle by @barryryerson.bsky.social, a fantastic YA dystopian novel blending sci-fi and magic in an interesting way with plenty of LGBT+ and disability rep. Big Umbrella Academy vibes. Really enjoyed this! www.alankdell.co.uk/... ๐๐๐ช #SFF
Steve Hill ๐ดโโ ๏ธ๐ (@stevehillwriter.com) reply parent
Yeah. Except Iโm the only one in the office. ๐คทโโ๏ธ
Steve Hill ๐ดโโ ๏ธ๐ (@stevehillwriter.com)
Republicans: โOh, so you say you *really* want the list released, even though Democrats will be on it?!โ Me: โYes.โ
Steve Hill ๐ดโโ ๏ธ๐ (@stevehillwriter.com)
Imagine if Obama was being accused of embezzling, his accountant was jailed for being party to embezzlement, and Obamaโs former lawyer went to talk to him in prison to see whether Obama was actually involved at all. Then imagine Fox News anchorsโ heads exploding on live TV.
Steve Hill ๐ดโโ ๏ธ๐ (@stevehillwriter.com) reply parent
Steve Hill ๐ดโโ ๏ธ๐ (@stevehillwriter.com)
Iโm in the office today instead of working from home because of an in-person meeting which was just canceled. Happy Friday everyone.
Steve Hill ๐ดโโ ๏ธ๐ (@stevehillwriter.com)
DOJ: โWas Trump one of the clients on Epsteinโs island?โ Ghislaine Maxwell: โYes.โ DOJ: *waves presidential pardon in the air* โSorry, what was that? I didnโt hear you.โ
Steve Hill ๐ดโโ ๏ธ๐ (@stevehillwriter.com)
I totally believe that, if necessary, I could successfully land a plane full of screaming passengers despite having no flight experience, even though I totally couldnโt.
Steve Hill ๐ดโโ ๏ธ๐ (@stevehillwriter.com) reply parent
*sigh* *sigh*
Steve Hill ๐ดโโ ๏ธ๐ (@stevehillwriter.com)
For every like this post receives, I will glance at my phone, shake my head a little and sigh.
Steve Hill ๐ดโโ ๏ธ๐ (@stevehillwriter.com)
Unsettling to be excited about the book Iโm writing being nearly finished when the country is going to shit.