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My life is an open book that requires a secret decoder pen to read.
When did being called a “dog” go from insult to compliment ?
Please ! 🙏
Assuming he's sick, l just pray he follows the medical advice of "one of the world's foremost voices, advocates and experts on public health," RFK Jr.
Looking great, Holly 😍😍
I still haven’t found the “any” key my computer always tell me to press.
You nailed it, Pam 👍🏼
Every person, without exception, who claims they voted for King asshole “because of the economy” is lying. All of them. Not a single person voted for that criminal asswipe because of the economy. They voted for him because they wanted team white man to win and be in charge. That’s it.
I must have missed the post from our president pointing out the importance of Labor Day in our country’s history.
A few meows ago ?
Show me on this cat calendar the last time you got laid.
Measure twice. Forget to cut.
The world is in mourning over rumors of Trump’s death because it’s not true.
We honor the generations of workers who fought for the better pay and working conditions we now enjoy …by eating crappy hot dogs.
Calls to remove RFK Jr. for dereliction of duties shouldn’t come as a surprise. That’s what you get when you hire a derelict.
We honor the generations of workers who fought for the better pay and working conditions we now enjoy …by eating crappy hot dogs.
Measure twice. Forget to cut.
When did being called a “dog” go from insult to compliment ?
RFK Jr. is the poster child for death.
RFK Jr is the “crown jewel” of the Trump administration says Stephen Miller. More like the clown fool, amirite ?
If someone tells you there's nothing we can do about gun violence beyond thoughts and prayers, remind them: —Gun laws in other countries have prevented mass shootings —More guns don't make us safer —A majority of Americans want gun reform We don't have to live like this.
Calls to remove RFK Jr. for dereliction of duties shouldn’t come as a surprise. That’s what you get when you hire a derelict.
Remove RFK Jr for dereliction of duties. Immediately.
It's the little things (the mites that live on your eyelashes)
Someone: how are you? Me: thanks, you too.
Not fitting in means that you’re custom-made.
I’m the total package on clearance “as is.”
There aren’t enough pop songs about cutting coupons.
The president is in pumpkin spice mode all year round.
RFK Jr is the “crown jewel” of the Trump administration says Stephen Miller. More like the clown fool, amirite ?
The president of the United States is a vile racist. That alone should be reason enough to remove him from the office.
If Mike Johnson doesn't set off every bell in your creep alarm, you need a major reset – cuz it's fuckin' broken.
WMD ….Weapon of mass deletion
I love a thrill... like when you hold down backspace and it starts erasing like 10x faster fuck
SPEAKER MIKE “HOOKED ON PORN” JOHNSON SAID I, GAVIN CHRISTOPHER COLUMBUS NEWSOM BUILDER OF THE BEST MAPS, SHOULD FOCUS ON GOVERNING MY STATE. LETS NOT FORGET “MAGIC MIKE” SHUT DOWN THE HOUSE AND WENT ON EARLY RECESS BECAUSE HE WAS AFRAID OF THE VOTE ON RELEASING THE ESPTEIN FILES! - GCN
As we all know, the American Revolution was fought to ensure the chief executive could impose taxes without representation.
The world is in mourning over rumors of Trump’s death because it’s not true.
RFK Jr. is the poster child for death.
The president of the United States is a vile racist. That alone should be reason enough to remove him from the office.
AMERICA: “It’s a mental health issue.” REST OF THE WORLD: “We have those. But don’t have mass shootings.” AMERICA: “It’s video games.” WORLD: “We have those too. But don’t have mass shootings.” AMERICA B: “It’s cause they took Jesus out of the classroom.” WORLD: “God, you’re stupid.”
It's time to remove Robert F. Kennedy Jr from government before he kills us all
A while you wait clothing alteration service called “Tailor Swift”
At least the sandwich guy isn’t going to be sub-poenaed now.
The only praise I ever want to hear for Donald Trump is at his eulogy.
If QAnon had a face … it would look like RFK Jr.
“Citizens United”
The NRA buys off Congress. No action on guns. The oil industry buys off Congress. No action on climate. Insurance companies buy off Congress. No action on health care. The list goes on and on. Money in politics is the root of our dysfunction.
Thou shalt not listen to a damn thing that RFK Jr. says.
Ashli Babbitt died doing what she loved—being a domestic terrorist.
Epstein is not going away. Epstein Epstein Epstein Epstein Epstein Epstein Epstein Epstein Epstein Epstein Epstein Epstein Epstein Epstein Epstein Epstein Epstein Epstein Epstein Epstein Epstein Epstein Epstein Epstein Epstein Epstein Epstein Epstein Epstein Epstein Epstein Epstein Epstein Epstein
Indeed 👀
Fair enough 😉
Go for it ! 👍🏼
SARAH PALIN: "There are going to be death panels!" RFK JR: "Technically, it's just me."
The president is in pumpkin spice mode all year round.
Starbucks CEO pay: $96 MILLION Starbucks worker pay: $15,000 Coca-Cola CEO pay: $28 MILLION Coca-Cola worker pay: $14,000 CEOs used to make like 20x the average worker. In 2024, the average CEO earned 632x more. The system is rigged.
truly baffling that a culture obsessed with machismo and swimming in semi-automatics would struggle with gun violence
the harsh realization that every single administration hire is one of the shittiest unqualified mediocre people in the world
Trump is illegally ripping away bipartisan funding approved by Congress. Today, it's defunding efforts to end hunger and sickness. Tomorrow, it could be abolishing the Education Dept. Republicans can’t be trusted to honor a budget deal while they’re rigging government funding.
It’s time to take serious action at the State Capitol to address gun violence.
EPSTEIN Epstein Epstein Epstein CDC and FBI hollowed out of experienced servants to make way for pliant toadies. Epstein Epstein Epstein Epstein Epstein Epstein Epstein January 6 Traitor Ashli Babbit receiving military honors. Epstein Epstein Epstein EPSTEIN
Thighs matter 🔥
Going to see how many times I can say c u next tuesday today
Another mass shooting. Another round of thoughts and prayers. Another opportunity for change wasted.
Presidency ? Oh, you must mean the non-stop grift shitshow orchestrated by a criminal.
The media asks children who just survived a mass shooting tougher questions than they do a president trying to be a dictator. This country is broken.
So many people could have stopped this madman from taking over. They chose their own selfish interests over the common good.
If QAnon had a face … it would look like RFK Jr.
BREAKING: Robert F. Kennedy Jr poised to surpass gun violence as leading cause of death among American children.
NRA: “Guns don’t kill people.” ME: “They certainly seem to help.”
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Another mass shooting. Another round of thoughts and prayers. Another opportunity for change wasted.
Off the rails ? This travesty of a presidency was never on the rails to begin with.
It’s worse when they say “elder millennials” for the 1982 babies.
The media asks children who just survived a mass shooting tougher questions than they do a president trying to be a dictator. This country is broken.
media should not interview minors who have just survived a mass shooting
It shouldn't be up to American children to save each other from getting shot. It's the job of American adults to stop shootings from happening in the first place. Ban assault weapons again now.
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FEMA employees were just placed on leave after criticizing the Trump regime in open letter. Their letter was meant to "sound the alarm" about inexperienced appointees and drastic cuts to agency programs. Like all tyrants in history, Trump wants to squelch dissent.
Kilmar Abrego Garcia just needs to file paperwork to run for President. Then nobody can touch him. That's how this works, right?
So many people could have stopped this madman from taking over. They chose their own selfish interests over the common good.
I wonder how many are about “the rack on that blonde behind the visitors’ dugout ?”
Uncontained joy.
She’s had all her shots ?
Our President keeps insisting prices are going to drop by 1400%, 1000%, or some other number that’s mathematically impossible. That he can’t do simple math isn’t the problem, it’s that he’s lying to America while things are getting more expensive because of his bad choices.
I don't want to live in a country where 10-year-olds are on the news talking about how their friends saved them by lying on top of them during a shooter incident... and got shot. Thanks, GOPNRA.
Ashley Babbit dishonored her service by committing insurrection against her country. While her death is absolutely tragic and I wish it hadn’t happened, the Air Force giving her honors is in itself a dishonor.
I can function on 4-5 hours, but I like to get 6-7. Eight hours seems like too much sleep now.
You look great 👍🏼😍😍
If you're at a liquor store before noon . . . your life is either very exciting or very very sad.
"I'm done with this shit." --- me, two hours after getting up
Sadly, we’re on our way to having enough critical mass.
We might finally see some change when the families of mass shooting victims inevitably become the voting majority.
Maybe just to show a reliable track record ?
The only praise I ever want to hear for Donald Trump is at his eulogy.
Sublime