My dad when I send him a meme from across the living room during the holidays
My dad when I send him a meme from across the living room during the holidays
We are so back
God yes
Step 1 completed in the quest for non stop Saturday sports. EPL is back. Now we just gotta get college football back and we’re in business. Step 3 is when I can stop needing to mow the yard
Has the pod saved America yet
Oh, so he is, in fact, very Southern Baptist
Being in a job where I can’t be as plugged in throughout the day gives me a really fun task in the evening of trying to reverse engineer all these posts to figure out who the main character of the day is on the internet.
@rodger.bsky.social update on the Club World Cup trophy
The Club World Cup: the most important tournament there is, I’ve always said
Cole Palmer is a cheat code
That’s Zach Braff
Based on the reactions to rain delays at the Club World Cup last week, you’d think it never rained in England in the summer
When casual scrolling suddenly turns into a key that unlocks something deep within you didn’t have the words to describe
King of Newark 3
Tbf I imagine this is what it feels like to jump out of a tractor
Signals that (I think) my deconstruction has gone well: 1) I don’t know who tf this is, 2) I was unaware/cared the annual SBC meetings were happening last week I did however make a POD joke in a zoom meeting on Friday that no one got.
I and set to join the majority of movie goers who will be in no hurry to get to the theater by the posted time
Of all the days to be fully dialed in at work all day and not checking social media til the evening…
Just watched MI:2 and the best part is how it’s both an insane John Woo film and also the most 2000 movie ever made
All this talk about the throuple from hell but no one is talking about the throuple from heaven. That’s right, motherfuckers. We’re pivoting to the holy trinity.
hell yes let's go
Dad-bystander on the road in front of the ice cream shop described by parallel parking spot as “perfect.” All other dads may bow before me on this Memorial Day weekend.
Let me just open up Bluesky real quick and see what’s going on
The Magic City’s got an FA Cup, you’ll never sing that!
How has Apple not made a setting for “sick with food poisoning” so I can go ahead and not be prompted with DoorDash notifications asking if I want Chinese food and making me want to throw up a little bit?
I’ll forgive you this time, Nick Allen
First reporter to say “You’re the fucking President” gets a book deal minimum
Lotta pastors now trying to come up with a new opener for their sermons tomorrow.
Guess I gotta drink bourbon all day. To support the horses.
Someone once said NextDoor is the social network for dogs if they could type. It’s always “what’s that noise?” and “who’s that stranger?” which is exactly what I imagine my dogs would text other neighborhood dogs.
i miss the early internet. people were like “you gotta see this dude. this cat sure is long.” and they were right. it was really long. it never shoulda gotten any more complicated than that.
I’m never gonna sell my condo
Well that was what the book was
if reading this made you say “hell yeah” it’s time to schedule your colonoscopy and/or mammogram
Me in the national security team group chat
Drake University:
Ugly Wins FC
A patty melt for lunch as a 33 year-old may be the dumbest mistake I’ve made in quite some time
Goddammit SEC network playing clips of UGAs 08 SEC run in basketball. That’s a core memory of me and my papa staying up late watching those games. Now I’m crying on a Wednesday.
What's it like to be this stupid? Do you see different colors than other people? Do dogs stay away from you on instinct? Do you sometimes forget how to sit down on things?
What your post failed to consider is me, a stranger with bad opinions
It wasn’t even intentional, but my heavens did I not choose an infinitely better choice to rewatch Perfect Days - a balm for the soul - then watch whatever this man chooses to yell at us tonight.
The biggest upset of the night was everyone who watched the Oscars on Hulu and lost their live feed right as the second biggest upset of the night (Mikey Madison winning Best Actress) took place.
In retrospect, I’m not even sure I can be mad that Conan’s “I won’t waste time” bit may have been what caused me to miss the last two awards on Hulu
And the Razzie goes to… Hulu!!
This happened to me too. The feed just cut out and said “Thanks for watching!” Oscars gone from the home page. If you searched, you only got a trailer for the show. Really bad!
Oh my god it just ended on Hulu bc the time they budgeted is over. You didn’t anticipate the Oscars going long??
He is still going
NO OTHER LAND!!!! No Other Land now has more Oscars than it did distribution offers. a great and enduring shame upon the American film industry. free Palestine forever.
The sandworm thing will be funny every time. Let it announce best picture
They did it THREE FUCKING YEARS AGO
I forgot how nice it was to get off work and not always have the thought “what fresh hell am I gonna find out happened today?”
Bruce Springsteen ditches Twitter for Bluesky. 1.2M followers on X @officialbruce.bsky.social
Finally couldn’t take it anymore. The switch is official. Worst case, I spend all that time here instead. Maybe best case, I actually read stuff, go touch grass from time to time, and retrain my thumb to not feel the need to scroll several times an hour.
Let’s do more of this “both teams run the ball a lot” and I can go to bed at a decent hour.
Help me, Tom Cruise and Christopher Mcquarrie, my hotel TV has motion smoothing turned on, but my remote doesn’t have a settings button.
The McChicken is the same sandwich i got for years in the school cafeteria (complimentary)
It should be illegal for a fast food place to advertise on the exit sign if it’s more than a mile off he exit.
GOD IS DEAD GO DAWGS
I CAN GO TO BED!!!! (go dawgs)
10th one the head coaches kiss and first one to pull away losses
UGA’s defense is making this QB look like Derek Henry
I would listen to dial tones until the end of time just to see you again
CFP Committee: so we’re gonna expand the playoffs to 12 teams Me: Got it. CFP: and we’ll put out our updated Top 25 rankings each week once it starts to really matter in the season. Me: oh so then we’ll see the top 12 as the projected seeding for the playoff? CFP:
You used to call me on my self-own
Exhibit #1364828 that this year in college football is nonsense: UGA played UMass and somehow came away clinching a spot in the SEC championship game.
Made a pitstop at a Starbucks today and they had the Wicked Broadway soundtrack on shuffle and I thought I’d been time-warped to 2004
Uhhh… the article is… different
Catching up on True Detective the way it was intended: 9am, bright sun shining into the living room, cup of coffee, and doing my little exercises on my little bike pedals I bought so my body doesn’t deteriorate spending most of my days in the condo
So what am I supposed to do with these now? Keep them like me baseball cards and hope they go up in value?
It was unintentional. I went in blind only knowing they were on my watchlist.
I now believe Letterboxd is my social media app with the most power for good. In the last 24 hours I’ve watched Good Time and Oldboy and a friend reached out asking “are you okay?”
Wife and I watching Love Actually for the first time. Lotta questionable power dynamics going on here…
I’ll get to you when I get to you PAC-12 Championship, I’ve got a Great British Baking Show final to watch.
Just saw a trailer for Freud’s Last Session. Looks like a prestige prequel to God’s Not Dead.
Thank you non bird app for not flooding me with that Jordan Travis injury
YOU GOTTA RUSH THE QB KNEEL
Gonna go ahead and save this for future use
No one happier about being able to hand out cards for dissent than Anthony Taylor #CFC
Will never look at it objectively with Anthony Taylor in charge on a Chelsea match, but geez that penalty looked soft
ole miss is penn state with a better instagram strategy
Strong SBC vibes from Elvis in Priscilla
Initially annoyed all of the accounts I want to carryover from the bird app aren’t here. Then I remembered when I joined that app I still didn’t have a smart phone and posted either via sms or my iPod touch when I was on Wi-Fi. Stuff takes time. And hopefully will be a bit different.
My days of regularly going to the movies are numbered with a kid on the way, so tomorrow I’m watching The Killer at 9 am, followed by this nonsense. I think it’s what the troops would want.
