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Steven Keppler

@stkeppler.bsky.social

NJ lawyer and generally left-leaning opinion pusher. All opinions are my own and not reflective of any professional affiliations. NYY, NYK, NYR, JETS, LEGO. (He/him)

created February 3, 2025

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Profile picture Steven Keppler (@stkeppler.bsky.social) reply parent

I don't know that Congress has authority to levy a tax in this manner. (I'm not sure it doesn't, either, not really my area of expertise but i see arguments both ways)

2/9/2025, 7:18:17 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Steven Keppler (@stkeppler.bsky.social) reply parent

and...then what? I'm not arguing with your math, but there's no endgame here. If I'm worth $152 mm...who gets the $1.2 mm I (presumably) forfeit? And, if we're in the US, what legal authority under the Constitution gives gov't this power?

2/9/2025, 1:46:37 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Steven Keppler (@stkeppler.bsky.social)

#X-Men Tooth & Claw No. 1 brought a tear to my eye. The first vignette was moving, and movingly Jewish. I hope we see more of Rabbi Sagan. She's a mensch.

2/9/2025, 12:34:15 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Steven Keppler (@stkeppler.bsky.social) reply parent

Don't let that stop you! Power through!

29/8/2025, 4:18:29 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Steven Keppler (@stkeppler.bsky.social) reply parent

Funny, did the same and had to block about 150 accounts in the first week to just make it bearable. Maybe more

29/8/2025, 4:17:48 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Steven Keppler (@stkeppler.bsky.social) reply parent

I feel like @rbreich.bsky.social is behind this.

29/8/2025, 4:16:41 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Steven Keppler (@stkeppler.bsky.social) reply parent

literally just read this piece after a colleague posted it on LinkedIn. Deeply troubling

26/8/2025, 8:38:09 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Steven Keppler (@stkeppler.bsky.social) reply parent

nobody should be fucking nazis...oh, wait, you mean like the other way. carry on.

26/8/2025, 8:33:22 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Steven Keppler (@stkeppler.bsky.social)

Nothing says "Anti-Semite" quite like this guy deciding who gets to be a "real" Jew...

26/8/2025, 7:26:19 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Steven Keppler (@stkeppler.bsky.social) reply parent

The M185 continues to work just fine for me.

26/8/2025, 7:12:45 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Steven Keppler (@stkeppler.bsky.social) reply parent

and i'll still buy an inexpensive logitech mouse

26/8/2025, 6:58:28 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Steven Keppler (@stkeppler.bsky.social) reply parent

there's no magic bullet to fix this. What restores democracy is hard work, and probably years of it. That's it. Removing Trump from office won't change anything in the GOP right now, or anytime soon.

26/8/2025, 6:57:11 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Steven Keppler (@stkeppler.bsky.social) reply parent

Well... They're not doing both. The resistance is token, at best and while we're wasting time screaming about pedophiles (who absolutely should be facing justice), Trump has taken us to autocracy So pick one. I vote for saving democracy first

26/8/2025, 6:10:22 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Steven Keppler (@stkeppler.bsky.social) reply parent

I read the NYT article this AM and posted a gift link on here earlier for anyone who wants to read it.

26/8/2025, 5:50:46 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Steven Keppler (@stkeppler.bsky.social) reply parent

So... Tent fulla straight dudes or?

26/8/2025, 5:42:21 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Steven Keppler (@stkeppler.bsky.social)

Didn't have this on my bingo card

26/8/2025, 5:41:57 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Steven Keppler (@stkeppler.bsky.social) reply parent

On the plus side, cheesesteaks.

26/8/2025, 5:26:46 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Steven Keppler (@stkeppler.bsky.social) reply parent

It'll be worse than Katrina because inflation and 20 years of climate change. But unless it hits an affluent city, nobody in the WH will give a shit

26/8/2025, 5:06:29 PM | 6 2 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Steven Keppler (@stkeppler.bsky.social) reply parent

Rankings reflect my opinon in your Uncanny X-Men run, only: Wolverine Nighcrawler Jubilee Gambit Rogue Overall, taking all history into account, my list is different (example: Nightcrawler's arc in the Krakoan era was something special, while Jubes was relegated to C-plot stuff)

26/8/2025, 4:44:36 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Steven Keppler (@stkeppler.bsky.social) reply parent

yes, but...the CEO of an electric car company that complains the auto industry is spending money on its long-established platform is kinda like me, a lawyer, saying I can't believe the defendant's attorney doesn't agree with me about the case.

26/8/2025, 4:36:19 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Steven Keppler (@stkeppler.bsky.social)

Some ham sandwiches are harder to indict than others.

26/8/2025, 4:33:57 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Steven Keppler (@stkeppler.bsky.social)

If you don't already know Gail, she's an excellent example of (at least 3 things: outstanding fiction writing, being a truly decent human being, and knowing when to get a fun bun at Knott's Berry Farm. (list in no particular order)

26/8/2025, 4:32:44 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Steven Keppler (@stkeppler.bsky.social) reply parent

now I wanna go back and re-read the Dark Artery again.

26/8/2025, 4:29:20 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Gail Simone (@gailsimone.bsky.social) reposted

I am cranky. Our country can be SO MUCH BETTER.

25/8/2025, 7:50:42 PM | 1322 105 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Steven Keppler (@stkeppler.bsky.social) reply parent

Can we stop it with the stupid Epstein Files already? No, really. As Americans, we have SO MANY BIGGER FISH TO FRY with this Administration's sprint to authoritarianism. Resist. Don't Distract.

26/8/2025, 4:27:26 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Alvaro M. Bedoya (@bedoyausa.bsky.social) reposted

Dear journalists: The President has not fired Lisa Cook. The President is *trying* to illegally fire her. Your words shape people’s reality. Please be accurate in your reporting.

26/8/2025, 1:19:41 AM | 30056 8318 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Steven Keppler (@stkeppler.bsky.social) reply parent

the sandwich guy is on video committing assault. I'm not saying there isn't a 1A argument to be made there, but I am saying that it may not be enough to get him downgraded in THIS DOJ.

26/8/2025, 3:58:11 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Steven Keppler (@stkeppler.bsky.social) reply parent

respectfully, things like *this* should bug us. A whole hell of a lot. Because this is inhumane. Intentionally so.

26/8/2025, 3:48:03 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Steven Keppler (@stkeppler.bsky.social) reply parent

There are few stains on this country greater than the Japanese internment and, relatedly the SCOTUS decision in Korematsu. But this? This comes damn close. I am so sorry for you and everyone else who is traumatised by this horrific turn of events.

26/8/2025, 3:45:59 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Steven Keppler (@stkeppler.bsky.social)

GIfting this free - please please please seek help if you're considering self harm. And talk to the young people in your life about this as well. AI isn't equipped to help people in crisis and (at least with regards to the allegations here) may help to hurt someone. www.nytimes.com/2025/08/26/t...

26/8/2025, 3:14:37 PM | 3 2 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Steven Keppler (@stkeppler.bsky.social) reply parent

America should not be deporting people anywhere but their country of origin, and only when it is safe to do so and the person is convicted of being in this country illegally and cannot remain. And even then, it's probably still wrong.

25/8/2025, 5:06:27 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Steven Keppler (@stkeppler.bsky.social) reply parent

"reading all the X-men comics" is like...something I have planned for my retirement. Although, i DID read literally every issue of Green Lantern then published (through Rebirth) during the pandemic b/c I was thinking about your old blog and had nothing to do for a few weeks.

25/8/2025, 5:04:30 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Steven Keppler (@stkeppler.bsky.social) reply parent

This has been coming for a long time. New Jersey has a retail installment sales contract statute that the courts decided applied to health clubs about 5 years ago.

24/8/2025, 2:34:32 AM | 5 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Steven Keppler (@stkeppler.bsky.social) reply parent

I wouldn't report

23/8/2025, 3:26:17 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Steven Keppler (@stkeppler.bsky.social) reply parent

Well the difference being an independent DOJ that was concerned with, among other things, not making a former POTUS look like a criminal simply because it's a bad look for the country. Fucking idiots, they were.

23/8/2025, 1:16:31 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Steven Keppler (@stkeppler.bsky.social) reply parent

Which judge signed off on the warrant? What facts did it rely upon?

23/8/2025, 1:14:14 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Steven Keppler (@stkeppler.bsky.social)

Because Americans are dumb. Seriously, this isn't effective GOVERNING it's stooping to the level of a toddler for clicks. Please stop encouraging this bullshit

23/8/2025, 1:13:20 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Steven Keppler (@stkeppler.bsky.social)

SAME

22/8/2025, 6:37:52 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Steven Keppler (@stkeppler.bsky.social)

The FBI raiding John Bolton's house is peak gestapo shit. And damn these people for making me feel bad for John Bolton.

22/8/2025, 12:38:06 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Steven Keppler (@stkeppler.bsky.social) reply parent

My old conlaw professor said that if you can't say anything nice you shouldn't say anything at all, and then we observed a moment of silence.

21/8/2025, 11:42:44 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Steven Keppler (@stkeppler.bsky.social) reply parent

Oh Jesus

20/8/2025, 10:08:42 PM | 7 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Steven Keppler (@stkeppler.bsky.social) reply parent

What color me jealous. Have a great time

20/8/2025, 9:26:30 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Steven Keppler (@stkeppler.bsky.social) reply parent

I assure you it hasn't, but it's ok. Sometimes people have different senses of humor. Or none. I never can tell with the Internet

19/8/2025, 6:20:46 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Steven Keppler (@stkeppler.bsky.social) reply parent

It's good to start somewhere

19/8/2025, 6:14:41 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Steven Keppler (@stkeppler.bsky.social) reply parent

that was a great miniseries, too. so much fun

19/8/2025, 6:05:59 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Steven Keppler (@stkeppler.bsky.social) reply parent

I feel like you've got a lot to learn about sharks. And dongs

19/8/2025, 6:00:39 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Steven Keppler (@stkeppler.bsky.social) reply parent

The hat... How jaunty was it? I'm assuming "quite jaunty" but i wasn't there

19/8/2025, 5:50:31 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Steven Keppler (@stkeppler.bsky.social) reply parent

What in the fuckety fucking fuck is she going on about?

19/8/2025, 5:39:43 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Steven Keppler (@stkeppler.bsky.social) reply parent

I was glad to see that, yes, full moon was important to the narrative

19/8/2025, 5:35:23 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Steven Keppler (@stkeppler.bsky.social) reply parent

Just breathe. Baymax is here to help

18/8/2025, 8:38:21 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Steven Keppler (@stkeppler.bsky.social) reply parent

I didn't know i could love you more than i already do... And here we are.

18/8/2025, 8:36:00 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Steven Keppler (@stkeppler.bsky.social) reply parent

Is he REALLY the king of all monsters, or is it just hype?

18/8/2025, 4:08:31 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Steven Keppler (@stkeppler.bsky.social) reply parent

Surely they have urology in Japan, Gail. I would have hoped you'd be decent enough to recommend he get that looked at.

18/8/2025, 4:02:34 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Steven Keppler (@stkeppler.bsky.social) reply parent

Faceless man?

14/8/2025, 4:39:01 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Steven Keppler (@stkeppler.bsky.social) reply parent

Could you do it in profile? Or do we need to see the full moon for narrative reasons?

14/8/2025, 4:36:41 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Steven Keppler (@stkeppler.bsky.social) reply parent

He's doing a fascism. The further we let them go, the further they'll keep going. We're at the point that it's pretty much out in the open and... Crickets

14/8/2025, 4:34:59 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Steven Keppler (@stkeppler.bsky.social) reply parent

This dog is going to Carnival

14/8/2025, 4:06:12 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Steven Keppler (@stkeppler.bsky.social) reply parent

I swear, if you two don't stop it this instant, I'm turning the Internet around and we're going home

13/8/2025, 9:03:02 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Steven Keppler (@stkeppler.bsky.social)

And Mussolini made the trains run on time...

13/8/2025, 8:50:33 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Steven Keppler (@stkeppler.bsky.social) reply parent

People are gonna stupid even if you explain things like they're 5.

13/8/2025, 7:46:51 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Steven Keppler (@stkeppler.bsky.social)

The thing about social media is, when you post something incredibly stupid, people see it. @badlegaltakes.bsky.social i found you a new one

13/8/2025, 4:59:01 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Steven Keppler (@stkeppler.bsky.social) reply parent

When i was a kid, i rode the subways alone or with friends when we'd go into the city on weekends (usually via PATH or NJT) and even though they were actually a lot worse back then, i never felt scared. Now? Shit. Stay back from platform edge and observe normal city alertness & it's all good.

13/8/2025, 4:56:54 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Steven Keppler (@stkeppler.bsky.social) reply parent

No, but America is already indelibly stained. This would just be a different stain.

13/8/2025, 3:30:16 PM | 10 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Steven Keppler (@stkeppler.bsky.social) reply parent

i need to get to the Shore more often.

13/8/2025, 3:26:33 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Steven Keppler (@stkeppler.bsky.social) reply parent

I'm just sayin, if Mr. T's gonna rap about respecting moms, we oughta listen to him. And the 3-mom chorus whose costumes were clearly sourced from a JC Penny catalogue

13/8/2025, 3:22:18 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Steven Keppler (@stkeppler.bsky.social) reply parent

Is it too late to get @rifftrax.com to give Dr. Caligari a once-over?

13/8/2025, 3:18:05 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Steven Keppler (@stkeppler.bsky.social) reply parent

why, I'm currently on fire and being robbed as I type this...

13/8/2025, 3:12:29 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Steven Keppler (@stkeppler.bsky.social) reply parent

You know, Gail, I'm cool with you and Brak tearing into each other...but mom jokes? A bridge too far. But you don't have to take my word for it... www.google.com/search?q=mr+...

13/8/2025, 3:11:16 PM | 10 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Steven Keppler (@stkeppler.bsky.social) reply parent

I'm guessing we're seeing more of Mutina

13/8/2025, 3:07:11 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Steven Keppler (@stkeppler.bsky.social) reply parent

i, for one, am glad you explained your double entendre so graphically.

13/8/2025, 3:06:46 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Bill Kristol (@billkristolbulwark.bsky.social) reposted

This is appalling. Civilized countries look at us and are rightly horrified that this idiocy and cruelty is sanctioned by--encouraged by--our government. (I originally wrote "Other civilized countries look at us..." But do we any longer count in their ranks?) www.theguardian.com/world/2025/a...

13/8/2025, 11:55:26 AM | 9205 3842 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Steven Keppler (@stkeppler.bsky.social) reply parent

cancerous wolves are known to be a leading cause of death for the unwary traveler.

13/8/2025, 2:58:29 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Steven Keppler (@stkeppler.bsky.social)

I'm still lost on how 4 different men WANTED to be married to that hateful harridan

13/8/2025, 11:49:21 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Steven Keppler (@stkeppler.bsky.social) reply parent

Well played

12/8/2025, 10:18:31 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Steven Keppler (@stkeppler.bsky.social) reply parent

I thought that was the case until this one... But appreciate the clarity from you both. Carry on with the silliness

12/8/2025, 9:29:39 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Steven Keppler (@stkeppler.bsky.social) reply parent

Juvenile barbs are fine, low blows are another IMO. But you do you

12/8/2025, 9:26:28 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Jess Piper (@piperformissouri.bsky.social) reposted

Can someone explain how banning gay marriage will fund schools and lower rent and make groceries affordable?

12/8/2025, 6:08:59 PM | 13087 2972 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Steven Keppler (@stkeppler.bsky.social) reply parent

Seriously, this is one of my all time favorite gifs. So useful for discussing the Trump Administration, too

12/8/2025, 9:17:46 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Steven Keppler (@stkeppler.bsky.social) reply parent

Dude WTF is with this nonsense? Grow up

12/8/2025, 9:15:39 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Steven Keppler (@stkeppler.bsky.social) reply parent

12/8/2025, 12:34:06 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Steven Keppler (@stkeppler.bsky.social) reply parent

Am i doing this right?

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11/8/2025, 11:27:23 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Steven Keppler (@stkeppler.bsky.social) reply parent

Not a denial

11/8/2025, 6:00:21 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Steven Keppler (@stkeppler.bsky.social) reply parent

I'm just glad she's been getting good stories lately... And, yanno, not a vampire anymore.

11/8/2025, 5:58:54 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Steven Keppler (@stkeppler.bsky.social) reply parent

Great shirt!

11/8/2025, 5:57:38 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Steven Keppler (@stkeppler.bsky.social) reply parent

If for no other reason than you go into Nightcrawlers and complain loudly that i just needed bait for my fishing trip

11/8/2025, 5:56:14 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Steven Keppler (@stkeppler.bsky.social) reply parent

I'm so proud of Newark for not being on the list.

11/8/2025, 5:55:33 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Steven Keppler (@stkeppler.bsky.social) reply parent

No, the response is still gerrymandering. And, TBH, it's equally wrong. Even if you argue necessity it's morally wrong and questionably legal. And unnecessarily expensive, since we're required by the Constitution to do redistricting every 10 years after the census

7/8/2025, 6:25:24 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Steven Keppler (@stkeppler.bsky.social) reply parent

Fortunately, she doesn't lack verbal dexterity

4/8/2025, 2:53:24 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Steven Keppler (@stkeppler.bsky.social) reply parent

Yes but the ewok is portable

4/8/2025, 10:49:19 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Steven Keppler (@stkeppler.bsky.social) reply parent

I dunno, what's an ewoks with you? (I'll see myself out)

4/8/2025, 10:48:27 AM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Steven Keppler (@stkeppler.bsky.social) reply parent

I just want to hear the music of lobsters

24/7/2025, 3:05:12 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Steven Keppler (@stkeppler.bsky.social) reply parent

Circumstance. Excuse me while i go play some classic Billy Joel hits

24/7/2025, 3:03:08 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Steven Keppler (@stkeppler.bsky.social)

"You obnoxious wonderful jerk that i love" That hug. @gailsimone.bsky.social painting word pictures again, and Luciano Vecchio making them real

23/7/2025, 1:58:31 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Steven Keppler (@stkeppler.bsky.social) reply parent

May your doctors hands be steady, sure, and your recovery swift.

16/7/2025, 7:47:01 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Steven Keppler (@stkeppler.bsky.social) reply parent

That pesky 1st Commandment. You know, maybe they want it in all the schools so they don't blapheme as much

15/7/2025, 7:44:14 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Steven Keppler (@stkeppler.bsky.social) reply parent

"the Christian nationalist movement *that destroyed* American democracy." Fixed that for you.

10/7/2025, 3:36:07 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Steven Keppler (@stkeppler.bsky.social)

I wanna see Otter Party with @gailsimone.bsky.social I hear the lobster does musical numbers

9/7/2025, 7:24:08 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture NY Times Pitchbot (@nytpitchbot.bsky.social) reposted

Like Andrew Cuomo, Diddy lives part time in New York City and appeals to young men who believe that the women’s movement has gone too far. Is it too late for him to jump into the mayor’s race and stop Zohran Mamdani?

2/7/2025, 5:13:53 PM | 545 46 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Steven Keppler (@stkeppler.bsky.social)

RIP Jim Shooter. So many amazing stories from just one mind.

1/7/2025, 11:33:17 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Steven Keppler (@stkeppler.bsky.social) reply parent

He's very Glenn Danzig and it works for him.

26/6/2025, 1:53:51 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view