Stoia (@stoia.bsky.social)
Watching all these Austin comedians cry and complain about people criticizing Austin, after spending 5 years talking nonsense bullshit about LA, is absolutely hilarious.
Pro-Democracy, Pro-America šŗšø. Anti hate and ignorance. 33 y/o, 6ā5ā and pretty. Iām here to serve and protect others but not how the cops mean it.
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Watching all these Austin comedians cry and complain about people criticizing Austin, after spending 5 years talking nonsense bullshit about LA, is absolutely hilarious.
Stoia (@stoia.bsky.social) reply parent
So heās admitting he had dinner with and openly complimented a dictator whoās committing a coup against the country?
Stoia (@stoia.bsky.social)
Why do you continue to maintain friendships and relationships with people who openly support clear shNazis?
Stoia (@stoia.bsky.social)
I woke up so salty today, and if youāre reading this itās directly your fault.
Stoia (@stoia.bsky.social)
The new format for the Leagues Cup this year is actually exactly how it should be. Canāt even remember the last time I said that about the format of an American or Mexican soccer tournament š.
Stoia (@stoia.bsky.social)
Tulsi team russia
Stoia (@stoia.bsky.social)
Instagram is really out here deleting stories I post about trump covering the Epstein files š WHERE ARE ALL THE FREE SPEECH MAGA IDIOTS? WHERE ARE ALL THE CANCEL CULTURE BROS? Ohhhh right theyāre cowards I forgot my bad.
Stoia (@stoia.bsky.social) reply parent
What a dog shit title and article. Incredibly stupid take and shows essentially a backwards understanding of how the world should work.
Stoia (@stoia.bsky.social)
LA Galaxy next dp must be Diego Luna there are no other acceptable answers
Stoia (@stoia.bsky.social)
You could put a 99% tax on all income over 1 billion and they would STILL get richer, which is why this is basically true.
Stoia (@stoia.bsky.social)
So if this ābillā passes it is essentially the end of anyone taking the constitution seriously? Right?
Stoia (@stoia.bsky.social)
I am fully on team no shirts with timbs. Itās unacceptable on a number of different fronts.
Stoia (@stoia.bsky.social)
My new favorite thing to do is troll UFC fans. These mfs really think because they watch people fight that somehow makes them tough. Then proceed to CRY whenever someone says anything negative about ufc at all. Itās hilarious.
Stoia (@stoia.bsky.social)
The funniest shit of all time is hearing a bunch of right wing weirdos scream āSoCiAliSm!ā To try and scare people as they literally support a near dictator who has secret police running around terrorizing any state that doesnāt agree with him.
Stoia (@stoia.bsky.social)
The only āsleeper cellsā Iām worried about are mfs in maga hats and a secret masked police running around. Iāve literally never had an issue with any Iranian person Iāve ever met and now Iām supposed to because the TV is telling me too?
Stoia (@stoia.bsky.social)
Funniest shit of all time is all these maga weirdos continuing to act like trump is some type of strong man while he literally gets played for a fool by everyone around him and the entire world laughs as he as international blunder after international blunder.
Stoia (@stoia.bsky.social)
I love the anti-war response to all of this but I wish it would be there every single year when our defense budget increases AGAIN for the millionth time to the trillionth dollar. Americans clearly donāt want war. So why not just pause increases on our defense budget? We have enough weapons.
Stoia (@stoia.bsky.social)
If boomer democrats in NYC elect Cuomo over Zohran I will announce, officially, that I have lost all faith in humanity whatsoever. A young progressive vs a mayor who just yesterday resigned in disgrace over sexual assault. Really donāt know how I havenāt lost faith yet but here we are.
Stoia (@stoia.bsky.social)
Should I move to Mexico?
Stoia (@stoia.bsky.social)
Kevin Durant is one of the most confusing NBA characters weāve ever seen.
Sean Casten (@seancasten.bsky.social) reposted
This is not about the merits of Iranās nuclear program. No president has the authority to bomb another country that does not pose an imminent threat to the US without the approval of Congress. This is an unambiguous impeachable offense.
Stoia (@stoia.bsky.social)
We also have completely incompetent people leading our defense. Hegseth, who should have already resigned, and Tulsi Gabbard, who is openly pro russia more than pro America. You think they are skilled enough and prepared enough? That clown was a FOX āNEWSā host last year š weāre so fucked.
Stoia (@stoia.bsky.social) reply parent
military to attack American citizens expressing their right to free speech and Iām supposed to be cool with you moving forward? Iām supposed to trust you wonāt fuck me over or do some shady shit? š our main power right now is where we spend our money and cutting maga off completely.
Stoia (@stoia.bsky.social)
I love it when maga people think Iām gonna still be friends with them in any meaningful way. Yall have spent a decade supporting a man that calls people like me a āradical lunaticā, saying I want to ādestroy our citiesā and that I āhate Americaā⦠and now your either silent or cheering on him sending
Stoia (@stoia.bsky.social)
Santa Fe New Mexico is the oldest capitol in the USA and has a MASSIVE opportunity to truly show the world what an American progressive city, with real progressive policies, can look like. Unfortunately this town is OBSESSED with trying to silence the youth and act as if they know everything.
Stoia (@stoia.bsky.social)
If your a grown man who thinks itās weird for grown men to hug eachother you are indeed a closeted gay person and thatās okay. Itās okay. Weāre here for you.
Stoia (@stoia.bsky.social) reply parent
The āright wing maga terroristā would be the appropriate headline.
Stoia (@stoia.bsky.social)
Before the protests yesterday Ron Desantis made a statement saying it was OKAY for people to run over protesters. Then during the protests across the nation thereās 2 (that I know of) reports of people driving their vehicles into peaceful rallies. When will āthe rightā hold itself accountable?
Stoia (@stoia.bsky.social)
I decided to make less green screen videos on instagram and just post text because we have to force these dumb mfs to read more š
Stoia (@stoia.bsky.social) reply parent
Film the police has been out there doing the lords work for YEARS
Stoia (@stoia.bsky.social)
Keeping track of all this LA shit honestly just makes me want to move back.
Stoia (@stoia.bsky.social) reply parent
š shit the fuck up traitor Nazi. You literally support a pedophile, disgraceful clown. Anti American braindead traitor. Thatās what you are. Loser š
Stoia (@stoia.bsky.social) reply parent
Shut the fuck up you brainwashed anti American shNazi. Movie to Russia if you hate America so much.
Stoia (@stoia.bsky.social)
These Fox News coward are genuinely brainwashed. I remember during Covid I had āfriendsā living in Florida who legit thought people in LA were getting arrested for going outside. They ACTUALLY believed that shit. They still believe every non sense push story these traitors say about LA. Traitors.
Stoia (@stoia.bsky.social) reply parent
But thereās a 0 percent chance that trumpers and extreme right wingers stop attacking Jews in the US. Weāve already seen an extreme increase since his first term and with Israelās continued atrocities and the way magats canāt think critically thereās gonna be A LOT more attacks on American Jews.
Stoia (@stoia.bsky.social)
If you genuinely believe trump supporters are able to think āI donāt hate Jews only Israelisā then you havenāt been paying attention to how depraved and brain dead this group of people is. To be very clear fuck Israel and Free Gaza.
Stoia (@stoia.bsky.social)
Hereās another weekly reminder that while trump supporters are being antisemetic af and are incapable of differentiating Judaism and Israel in their brains, they also openly support Muslim bans and donāt care that trump has been a known pedo for years. These are the type of humans weāre dealing with
Stoia (@stoia.bsky.social)
Itās funny to me that people donāt think we now live in what is essentially a dictatorship. The Supreme Court has ruled directly against trump, and still ICE is running around with masks on deporting people without due process. Would that happen in a functioning democracy? No, it wouldnāt.
Stoia (@stoia.bsky.social)
Fucking disgraceful. Cape Cod has been a community that relied on labor from immigrants and has a heavy immigrant population from the summer work that exists there. If anything happens to my friends or family on the Cape I will legitimately FLIP MY SHIT FOREVER, RUIN CAREERS & LIVES.
Stoia (@stoia.bsky.social) reply parent
So in translation all billionaires are closeted?
Stoia (@stoia.bsky.social)
I am just today realizing thereās a new book on Bidenās cognitive decline, thatās all fun and good, but where is the real time, in the moment reporting on trumps absolutely unhinged case of dementia? It is clearer than anything involving Biden and far more severe of a case but itās never touched on.
Stoia (@stoia.bsky.social)
Fuck yeah.
Stoia (@stoia.bsky.social)
Republicans: āindividual rights!ā*unless you donāt agree with every single bat shit crazy idea that we have*
Jason S (@jasonswritings.bsky.social) reposted
I love that the party that's supposed to believe in freedom wants to literally control every single thing that you do even when it comes to getting a vaccine that they don't believe in.
Stoia (@stoia.bsky.social)
No tax on tips and Iām supposed to give af!? How many of yāall were reporting your cash tips previously? š is someone gonna break it to them? literally this does basically nothing and makes very little difference in anyoneās lifeās. Iām terrified by how stupid we all are as a country.
Stoia (@stoia.bsky.social)
I just for the first time ever read the full rules of LIGAMX and honestly what in the world is going on? Who made these rules? Was a middle school class allowed to vote on the final decisions or something Iām so lost š
Stoia (@stoia.bsky.social)
You can smoke weed in North Korea but you canāt smoke weed in Texas and these fucking goofballs think thatās a good place to live? š
Stoia (@stoia.bsky.social)
Magats are braindead enough to compare a 400$ million jet bribe from a country that actively finances hamas to the Statue of Liberty gift š you have to be so dumb to believe that. Like genuinely you have to no understand of basic civics and history to be that stupid of a human.
Stoia (@stoia.bsky.social)
If youāre a grown ass man who thinks heās an āalphaā but you donāt read at least one book a month (w half of the books you read challenging your current beliefs) then you are literally the definition of beta, like rogan and all his 6 foot n under followers, alpha betas, taking beta to new levels š
Stoia (@stoia.bsky.social)
Santa Fe New Mexico wtf is going on letās link up Iām looking for younger folk who are on Bluesky what a thought what an idea is it even possible
Stoia (@stoia.bsky.social) reply parent
Shout out to that lady š
Stoia (@stoia.bsky.social)
The āmale loneliness epidemicā is just a society loneliness epidemic. If youāre stupid enough to believe that women are not experiencing the same issues and struggling through the same problems youāre simply taking a selfish and ignorant view of everything.
Stoia (@stoia.bsky.social)
Even if I bought a cow and ranch (I genuinely really wanna), that would be the only cowboy shit I would do outside of that I would be in Vans and Nikes
Stoia (@stoia.bsky.social)
Why is everyone trying to be a cowboy? Lmao I am from the SUBURBS why in the world would I wear cowboy boots š
Stoia (@stoia.bsky.social)
Finding myself choosing between rooting for the Nuggets or the Clippers is an absolute nightmare this is disgusting and horrible for the NBA and honestly horrible for society at large
Stoia (@stoia.bsky.social)
Good morning, happy weekend! Havenāt been posting about politics as much but hereās a very gentle reminder that if youāre in the US then you no longer have true freedom of speech and you donāt live in a democracy⦠we literally have a Russian placed asset as president š¤·š¼āāļø
Stoia (@stoia.bsky.social) reply parent
Hopefully this country becomes a democracy again after all this because right now IT IS NOT. The government is kidnapping people in broad daylight and sending them to foreign prisons because theyāre brown. The election was very clearly stolen. I am the second coming of Christ. Wait what.
Stoia (@stoia.bsky.social)
100 days into trumpedoās 2nd term and heās still a complete and total piece of shit and youāre a complete and total idiot if you ever supported him. Heās a grown ass man who will stand on a stage and make fun of handicapped people like a loser ass 10 year old bully.
Stoia (@stoia.bsky.social) reply parent
Have you spoken out against Nazis yet you disgraceful scumbag or youāre just a full blown conservative pussy?? š
Stoia (@stoia.bsky.social) reply parent
Have you spoken out against Nazis yet you disgraceful scumbag or youāre just a full blown conservative pussy?? š
Stoia (@stoia.bsky.social) reply parent
Have you spoken out against Nazis yet you disgraceful scumbag or youāre just a full blown conservative pussy?? š
Stoia (@stoia.bsky.social) reply parent
Have you spoken out against Nazis yet you disgraceful scumbag or youāre just a full blown conservative pussy?? š
Stoia (@stoia.bsky.social) reply parent
Have you spoken out against Nazis yet you disgraceful scumbag or youāre just a full blown conservative pussy?? š
Stoia (@stoia.bsky.social) reply parent
Have you spoken out against Nazis yet you disgraceful scumbag or youāre just a full blown conservative pussy?? š
Stoia (@stoia.bsky.social)
I am telling you IF THIS MAN LOSES US HOSTING THE WORLD CUP I AM DIVESTING MY CITIZENSHIP FOR ETERNITY
Stoia (@stoia.bsky.social)
Joe Rogan is an absolute disgrace to humanity everyone have a great day.
Stoia (@stoia.bsky.social) reply parent
DO WHATEVER THE FUCK YOU WANT TO MAKE YOUR VOICE HEARD. šš»
Stoia (@stoia.bsky.social)
There will be mass protests tomorrow and that is a beautiful thing and one thing you have to remember about protests is THERE ARE NO RULES. Protest how you feel is most appropriate. Protest in the manner that you feel will get the most attention. January 6th people got pardoned so quite literallyā¦
Stoia (@stoia.bsky.social)
I wish I could just hangout and workout and do nothing with my pup all day
Stable Glennius (@thatmanglenn.bsky.social) reposted reply parent
Xinis: Also, fuck yo momma
Stoia (@stoia.bsky.social)
Good morning this is your weekly reminder, from the biggest Jew boi of all the Jew bois, that criticizing Israel (a country) over their genocide of innocent civilians is not antisemitic and will never be antisemitic. Israel is a country, it does not represent Judaism or speak for Jews.
Stoia (@stoia.bsky.social)
1. China 2. US 3. Russia Took less than a few months for trumpedo to officially drop us into 2nd place of world leaders and if heās allowed to continue much longer weāll be sitting in that 3 spot while magats argue āItS aCtUaLlY pArT oF hIs LoNgTeRm PlAnā and find a way to blame it Soros š
Stoia (@stoia.bsky.social)
I am very proud to be a good Jewish boy⦠and also free Palestine šµšø
Stoia (@stoia.bsky.social)
The stock market and crypto are for loser ass betas who donāt want to earn their money the real way through actual hard work and just want to sit around talking shit doing absolutely nothing positive for society living a meaningless life⦠PROVE ME WRONG
Stoia (@stoia.bsky.social)
80% of the time watching JRE is basically just watching two extremely stupid people talk about things they genuinely do not understand AT ALL itās actually funny if it didnāt contribute to destroying our country.
Stoia (@stoia.bsky.social)
Happy Sunday! What happened to all the āfree speechā magats!? Remember they complained about cancel culture, now people are having completely legal student visas cancelled because they have the wrong opinion. CANCEL CULTURE BROS WHERE ARE YOU PUSSIES AT??
Stoia (@stoia.bsky.social) reply parent
Does maga think weāre playing along with their brainwashed nonsense anymore? š our girl Jasmine is out here fighting for EVERYONE, including maga folks, trying to save the country and help the people within it. MAGA can attack her all they want it just makes her looks better lmao.
Stoia (@stoia.bsky.social)
Weāre at that point where Iām SO locked in on both the Lakers and the destruction of American democracy that itās hard for my brain to exist at the same time in both realities I hate it here but I love it because the Lakers have Luka.
Stoia (@stoia.bsky.social)
Turn up!! Ty, about time dems start swinging like everything in the world depends on it
Acyn (@acyn.bsky.social) reposted
EXCLUSIVE: Senator Schiff calls for resignations of Trump officials over āSignal-Gateā Schiff: They should be fired, or they should quit. Meiselas: Senator, youāre calling for those resignations? Schiff: Yes, I am.
Stoia (@stoia.bsky.social)
@benstiller.redhour.com you coulda had the perfect ending, it was RIGHT THERE, and instead we get bullshit so you can cliffhang us through an entire other season. WE HAD IT. WE WERE THERE. You coulda still done another season even but no, now we have trash š
Josh Marshall (@joshtpm.bsky.social) reposted
VERY IMPORTANT to label this as what it is, The Police State Executive Order. it's not an exaggeration. This is the inner wiring of a police state.
Rep. Teresa Leger FernƔndez (@fernandez.house.gov) reposted
šØ Moms, teachers, studentsālisten up! Trump wants to eliminate the Department of Education, gutting funding for New Mexico schools. Join me and a local teacher for an Instagram Live to talk about whatās at stake. š² Tune in at 5:15MT! www.instagram.com/repteresalf/
Stoia (@stoia.bsky.social)
Just the most dogshit of products imaginable.
Anonymous (@youranoncentral.bsky.social) reposted
Itās time for the US to accept Trumpās election was a foreign funded coup dāĆ©tat and that they are experiencing the seeding of a dictatorship.
Stoia (@stoia.bsky.social)
Itās funny to me that people still think weāre in a democracy and not a dictatorship š my friend please read a book then proceed to fuck yourself in the face I donāt have time anymore for these brainwashed scum openly supporting dictator trum-pedo and all his pedo friends. Shits disgusting.
Stoia (@stoia.bsky.social)
I donāt want to fit in.
Stoia (@stoia.bsky.social)
How nice would it be if we could just talk about policies that actually matter like universal healthcare and free diverse public education through college for everyone
Stoia (@stoia.bsky.social) reply parent
Bro youāre literally a disgrace to the country.
Stoia (@stoia.bsky.social)
This is your weekly reminder that the election was stolen and far more evidence for this exists than the previous election which was taken to court extensively. We should storm the capitol.
Stoia (@stoia.bsky.social)
They are about to use tax payer money that should be used for healthcare or to feed children and instead are going to buy crypto with it Canāt make this up. These people believe crypto numbers are more valuable than feeding starving children or providing old folks healthcare. The US is dog shit.
Stoia (@stoia.bsky.social)
Iām at a point where I literally enjoy watching the MLS over the premier league and these assholes have the nerve to tell me Iām anti-American because I want universal healthcare
Stoia (@stoia.bsky.social) reply parent
He literally handed the country to him so not sure how he thinks saying this now is gonna redeem him in any way.
Mark Cuban (@mcuban.bsky.social) reposted
If you worked for 18F and got fired, Group together to start a consulting company. Itās just a matter of time before DOGE needs you to fix the mess they inevitably create. They will have to hire your company as a contractor to fix it. But on your terms. Iām happy to invest and/or help
Stoia (@stoia.bsky.social)
WE NEED MORE KENDRICK
Stoia (@stoia.bsky.social)
I jus want a chill lil girly whoās also violently angry at the world right now for whatās goin on, is that too much for a young man to ask
Kat Tenbarge (@kattenbarge.bsky.social) reposted
Andrew Tate being allowed to come to the U.S. and avoid facing trial for sex trafficking in Romania is beyond stomach-churning. This man is a HUGE influencer and uses his platform/following to further abuse women who have accused him. Now he wonāt face justice, reaffirming his lies to his followers
Stoia (@stoia.bsky.social) reply parent
The far right got fucking demolished and received very little popular support overall, the Washington post is a dogshit propaganda rag.
Stoia (@stoia.bsky.social) reply parent
This is the take a Nazi would have
Stoia (@stoia.bsky.social)
Oh hey todayās opening day for MLS!