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@stoneface.bsky.social

“You’re crazy like that glue” - Craig Mack Riposteur / goof dad here to learn, for the shits and the giggles season tickets to the bears and the iggles

created August 23, 2023

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Could be, but she looks like she can handle business

1/9/2025, 6:21:54 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Secret Service

1/9/2025, 4:17:29 PM | 7 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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g o b i r d s

31/8/2025, 5:43:02 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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31/8/2025, 5:42:16 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Humanity just successfully sustaining itself across interplanetary distances, let alone intergalactic distances, is extremely optimistic IMO. Often there has been some human-caused disaster on earth that makes this necessary, but not always.

30/8/2025, 6:54:33 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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This is the big problem

29/8/2025, 3:38:52 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Imagine if you will the chatter that Christopher Rufo is hearing “behind the scenes” about the cracker barrel fucking logo change He’s gonna bust this thing wide open

23/8/2025, 7:03:44 AM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Completely wild

22/8/2025, 3:19:46 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Stoneface (@stoneface.bsky.social) reply parent

I had to look it up - “Jake” Biggest movies of all time and it’s like “Jake”, “Jack”

19/8/2025, 5:55:54 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Are there kids playing Avatar? I can’t even remember any character names

19/8/2025, 5:02:14 PM | 9 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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One thing avatar is missing is any real cultural impact, especially given its financial success

19/8/2025, 5:01:40 PM | 16 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Won’t a two year ping be bad for the user experience

19/8/2025, 3:28:27 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Clearly trained on the works of Steve Miller

19/8/2025, 3:15:21 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Boys becoming men Men becoming wolves

18/8/2025, 3:15:53 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Office space (1999) screen shot. Michael Bolton says “No way. Why should I change? He's the one who sucks.
17/8/2025, 3:08:35 AM | 87 5 | View on Bluesky | view

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We need a reconstruction. A real one, this time.

17/8/2025, 3:03:05 AM | 19 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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17/8/2025, 12:45:45 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Lowest Common Dominators

16/8/2025, 11:33:53 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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These guys all have trump’s doctor evaluating them for the physical standards, I see

16/8/2025, 11:28:08 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Mike Masnick (@mmasnick.bsky.social) reposted

Not sure how I feel about the framing of "model welfare" but I do find this idea of Claude telling a user "I already told you I won't do that and you didn't stop, so I'm cutting you off" kind of interesting. Some might immediately jump to the "I can't do that Dave" HAL comparison, but ....

16/8/2025, 4:39:13 PM | 116 21 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Stoneface (@stoneface.bsky.social) reply parent

As it becomes more common to be unable to tell if you are interacting with a person or a chatbot, it’s a good floor to try to set some universal standards for how you want any representative of your organization to be treated.

16/8/2025, 4:42:42 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Increase a band: Bismuth Zeppelin

16/8/2025, 5:02:53 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Stoneface (@stoneface.bsky.social) reply parent

this image already turns up in a google search for “Trump reek”

16/8/2025, 2:34:09 AM | 87 2 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Stoneface (@stoneface.bsky.social) reply parent

Well dick me in the fuck, it’s in Newsweek of all places

Photo of Donald Chump peeing on the floor next to Putin in context Newsweek SUBSCRIBE Login JRSUING EACE President Donald Trump, right, shakes the hand of Russias President Vladimir Putin during a joint press conference at Joint Base Elmendorf-Richardson, Alaska, Friday, Aug. 15, 2025. ASSOCIATED PRESS Putin described the war in Ukraine as the result of
16/8/2025, 2:31:17 AM | 92 12 | View on Bluesky | view

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Holy shit is this real

16/8/2025, 2:18:32 AM | 25 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Stoneface (@stoneface.bsky.social) reply parent

Should have let Sherman govern the traitor states while they got rehabilitated.

13/8/2025, 8:24:45 PM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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tfw you only have four software developers in the world and they each get lobotomized four times a year

13/8/2025, 8:11:25 PM | 38 2 | View on Bluesky | view

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13/8/2025, 6:02:58 PM | 24 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Stoneface (@stoneface.bsky.social) reply parent

youtu.be/bJxVpjBgdpQ?...

13/8/2025, 7:50:54 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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🎶it doesn’t make a difference if we make it or not🎵

12/8/2025, 5:05:12 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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“They’re feeding the feds”

12/8/2025, 12:01:44 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Such a boring kink

6/8/2025, 8:51:40 AM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Stoneface (@stoneface.bsky.social) reply parent

as a midwesterner: no, yeah, no, it is

4/8/2025, 3:01:10 AM | 44 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I’m currently reading “Alien Clay” by Adrian Thcaikovsky - which is at least initially set in a “forced research” colony in which criminalized academics perform research for the benefit of the human government.

4/8/2025, 2:17:24 AM | 20 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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youtu.be/C9C0vNpMLIQ?...

2/8/2025, 8:04:07 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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“Things start when I get there”

31/7/2025, 10:54:07 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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31/7/2025, 3:23:39 AM | 28 1 | View on Bluesky | view

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I love people who think lil works like a Chinese surname

Google search result: People also ask Are Lil Wayne and Lil Jon related? Al Overview No, Lil Wayne and Lil Jon are not related. While both are prominent figures in hip-hop and share the
30/7/2025, 4:21:07 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Lil Wayne, the lillest of the lils

30/7/2025, 4:16:33 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Drown us all in Grover Norquist’s bathtub and privatize the funeral

30/7/2025, 1:47:07 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I always loved this song primarily for the samples from Dawson in the movie: youtu.be/wKduhUXa0rg?...

24/7/2025, 4:40:31 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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It’s just streaming nonstop episodes of “the rise and fall of sanctuary moon”

23/7/2025, 2:51:07 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Well, the shirt doesn’t say “snack purchaser” I guess

23/7/2025, 2:48:10 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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He knows nobody will ask in any kind of public way

22/7/2025, 6:48:08 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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We’ll be looking into carters peanut empire before too long

21/7/2025, 10:34:40 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I think these can be simultaneously true, but yes

21/7/2025, 3:09:25 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Sherman

21/7/2025, 3:07:37 PM | 6 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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In this analogy, the second estate is the first estate.

21/7/2025, 3:05:45 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Fourth estate is the third estate of the second estate.

21/7/2025, 3:04:37 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Vibes: youtu.be/5YKNCMXH7lQ?...

19/7/2025, 6:18:32 AM | 6 2 | View on Bluesky | view

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What a scene. So much fun had in diners by actors in that movie

19/7/2025, 5:33:01 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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There’s a lady who’s sure All that glitters is gold

18/7/2025, 5:41:48 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Kinda warming to the theory that the Elon-aligned Vance backers are making a move. Vance’s calls for the publication of the letter seem at least halfway self-interested.

18/7/2025, 4:56:29 AM | 8 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Stoneface (@stoneface.bsky.social) reply parent

And Tucker blindsided a GOP senator over Iran not too long ago, got a lot of mainstream press for it.

18/7/2025, 4:53:45 AM | 6 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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“Rupert said he’d take care of it, I guess he’s not in charge”. Implies some other person calling the shots - someone who is “in charge”.

18/7/2025, 4:52:14 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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“Worst person you know just made a good point” guy
17/7/2025, 7:48:13 PM | 6 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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The “Imagine Dragons” hypothesis

17/7/2025, 2:01:38 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Ms. Chanandaler Bong

17/7/2025, 3:57:54 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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How far away from the hoop is a 32 pointer?

16/7/2025, 1:20:05 AM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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By now Putin has the unedited video and all the relevant files

15/7/2025, 8:35:20 PM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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You have a gift

13/7/2025, 2:41:55 AM | 5 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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This has the essence of @artbutmakeitsports.bsky.social to me

13/7/2025, 2:41:32 AM | 8 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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And they think WE have trump derangement syndrome

12/7/2025, 7:30:31 PM | 8 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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If any subject allows for earnestness it is Superman! I’m so glad about what I’m hearing about this movie

12/7/2025, 6:59:43 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Stoneface (@stoneface.bsky.social) reply parent

I love libraries and I am constantly being surprised by my local library. Telescopes? Yes please

12/7/2025, 6:56:16 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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he should go to a crybrary

12/7/2025, 6:55:15 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Stoneface (@stoneface.bsky.social) reply parent

I wish there was a library where you could look up type of guy. It could be called a guybrary, and the people who work there would be guybrarians

12/7/2025, 6:54:43 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Stoneface (@stoneface.bsky.social) reply parent

I am so sorry she’s going through that. We just put down a dog of twelve years. She was a wonderful dog. At the end I felt like I knew we were doing the right thing, and she knew too, and she relaxed. People can tell us what they want. We should listen.

12/7/2025, 3:48:59 AM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Natasha, left. Boris, right Boris is notably shorter than Bezos but I believe this represents his soul
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People who are assholes tend to run into conflict all the time, especially when they try to express their ideas or critique the ideas of others. So they learn that conflict is a default method of engagement. People disagree without conflict ALL THE TIME. But those people are generally pleasant.

11/7/2025, 6:16:53 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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He falls down a well - goes centrist Gets kicked by a mule, he goes back to normal I don’t know, Clark!

11/7/2025, 2:21:02 PM | 6 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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CNN, man. Is that really a “blast”? Like, it seems like gentle noodging at best at least from that quote.

9/7/2025, 5:30:05 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Ooh metal straw is genius

8/7/2025, 10:56:27 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Stoneface (@stoneface.bsky.social) reply parent

Maybe see if you like frozen cherries? I do and I don’t like fresh ones. Same with blueberries. Good summer snack when you want something sweet. If you like the frozen cherries, then yes it’s worth getting a cheap pitter because it’s much harder to eat around the pits when they are frozen.

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It’s pretty simple. Give tax breaks (but not direct payments) based on earlobe size

6/7/2025, 7:03:26 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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If raiders of the lost ark was made today we’d be hearing about how all the white villains are nazis or Nazi sympathizers. Not one black Nazi in the whole film!

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If yikes was a person

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It was the best of times, it was the financial times

3/7/2025, 4:46:03 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Protestors take to the streets in goosedown vests

3/7/2025, 1:06:18 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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There is a verrry compelling series of books about this kind of thing 😂

3/7/2025, 1:05:11 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture tadaaa.bsky.social (@tadaaa.bsky.social) reposted

@rafaelbehr.bsky.social your recent Bannon comment, reminded me of a line from the main character in the 2005 film "Thank you for smoking" "If you argue correctly you're never wrong!" the rider being the producer credits include Musk Thiel & Sacks www.youtube.com/watch?v=gDtZ...

21/6/2025, 9:23:15 AM | 4 2 | View on Bluesky | view

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The best thing about this argument is you can’t nitpick it because nitpicking the general truth proves the argument

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the conservative side of any argument does not need to be correct about anything and can in fact actively lie and will often receive no pushback the progressive side of any argument must be absolutely perfect or the entire argument is invalid

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Its streets ahead

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Intersections will ultimately be served on an as-needed basis by a private market of hyperlocalized mobile right-of-way negotiators

30/6/2025, 4:06:35 AM | 6 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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It makes a ton of sense in retrospect that Trump being a creature of manufactured attention and fame will lead a regime where the nobles are measured by their ability to generate cheap fame

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This is some low effort content

30/6/2025, 3:24:01 AM | 8 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I think it’s taken Trump to really convince me of the sheer number of just plain cranks out there, with deep belief in their stupidity. And I worked in retail.

30/6/2025, 3:04:13 AM | 19 1 | View on Bluesky | view

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He that outlive that day And come safe home Shall yearly on the vigil Feast his neighbors and say, Tomorrow is Portnoy Pizza day

30/6/2025, 1:23:49 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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“fuck outta here” lol

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when it comes down to it

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g o b i r d s

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image
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Nostalgic for a time that never existed Angry about shit that isn’t happening Lonely because of everyone else

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NHL draft room, on the monitor is the bill belichick Covid draft lounge
28/6/2025, 2:58:10 AM | 6 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Please tell me we are going to make “See (sorry)” happen.

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Sir Mix a Lot don’t want none unless you got buns hun
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I feel like even here she’s saying “look, I gave you the dog and pony show you wanted, so there’s no way you can call me the *worst*”

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