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#RESIST! Here to share STOOPID FUNNY JOKES, SO STOOPID, they're FUNNY. Aka BAD JOKES that make you LAFF. Gnomesayin'? HAVE FUN. LET'S DO THIS! Aka @scottietakeson.bluesky.social on here AND on T/XYZ. Retired TX RN. Navy vet. FUCK TRUSK & MUSKRAT!
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8/ I LIED! Won't be the 1st or last time....3 more just found on phone...the "coup de gras" to follow.... @jokestersonly.bsky.social
7/ LAST ONE for TODAY...AWWWW!!!....Hey, it's LABOR DAY...have some fun w/ friends & family. F it! #MightAsWellLaugh @drginnymac.bsky.social
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2/ @jokestersonly.bsky.social Freshly stolen/borrowed from T/XYZ.
How about some JOKES/CARTOONS? Missed yesterday so...HERE THEY COME! @jokestersonly.bsky.social
Gee, why we do BACKGROUND CHECKS in HR, eh, beFORE HIRING ppl? Oddly they can APPOINT ANYone, no MATTER their background...unreal. Just like someone w/ FELONIES on their RECORD shouldn't even be allowed to RUN for ANYthing much less POTUS FFS!
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I am happy the he (supposedly) was able to break his addiction, but that doesn't mean he should be in charge of our health...kind of like hiring a guy who was video'd on Jan6 yelling 'kill the cops' into the DOJ...
6/ @themrrudy.bsky.social @tjsbam.bsky.social @finsnerd.bsky.social @docatcdi.com @mariana057.bsky.social @brodiesmom68.bsky.social @llserio216.bsky.social (seems to be GROWING- HUH!) Notice, too, that each of these goes to @jokestersonly.bsky.social even tho I don't WANT them to. Any1? SETTINGS?
5/ @scottietakeson.bsky.social DANGIT! Forgot to run these by our Board of Directors (still unpaid/involuntary) for approval. MY BAD! @judithbolyard.bsky.social @danableedgreen.bsky.social @misslizzy.bsky.social @bunnystroganoff.bsky.social @tiffanynorton.bsky.social @charlieaustin.bsky.social tbc..
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Repost please! 💥
Hi, T...whasnew witchoo?
(This meme applies to comedians as well)
6/ Best for last: @jokestersonly.bsky.social Miss PW
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3/ Missed out posting jokes/cartoons yesterday, so try to make up for it today... @icantshutup.bsky.social @eileenmclaughlin.bsky.social @anniefortruth1.bsky.social @finsnerd.bsky.social @zielle47.bsky.social @llserio216.bsky.social
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3/ Missed out posting jokes/cartoons yesterday, so try to make up for it today... @icantshutup.bsky.social @eileenmclaughlin.bsky.social @anniefortruth1.bsky.social @finsnerd.bsky.social @zielle47.bsky.social @llserio216.bsky.social
2/ Didn't CLEAR these w/ our "Board of Directors"...still unpaid, involuntary. No dropouts SO FAR. @bunnystroganoff.bsky.social @tjsbam.bsky.social @charlieaustin.bsky.social @tiffanynorton.bsky.social @themrrudy.bsky.social @docatcdi.com @mariana057.bsky.social @brodiesmom68.bsky.social tbc...
What was that? JOKES you say? Just bc it's in my NAME? What's THAT about?...OK then...here come a few I just stole off Twitter, what's left of it. Still some hangers on/some prefer it. Beats me. And AWAY we GO!.... @misslizzy.bsky.social SHE'S BACK! @judithbolyard.bsky.social @drginnymac.bsky.social
go.bsky.app/86CTvFp Just completed (150) this STARTER PACK honoring VETERANS, TEACHERS, HCW's, & OTHERS that HELP PPL EVERY DAY. MY GREAT HONOR to make these. Not meant for acct bldg but some WILL FOLLOW. VET them to your liking. Invites sent. A few didn't WANT to be included. Each to their own. O_O
🤔 What will TraitorFelon45 do next to divert the MSM from his Sexual Misconduct AND his support of Underage Sex Traffickers Epstein & Maxwell❓️ 😡 Could it be an Invasion of Venezuela❓️ apnews.com/article/trum...
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He's been DROOLING over the IDEA of having a "Trunt Tower" (refuse to use his real name...no disrespect intended...O_O) in Moscow...I guess that's one way Pootin's been leading him on...all ME ME ME.
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2/ Just used your most recent STARTER PACKS, Frankie @frankiemillie10.bsky.social here & at @stoopidfunnyjokes.bsky.social . SO MANY +FOLLOW BLUE BUTTONS in there...LOTS of new ppl to meet...THX! NICE JOB!
WISH that was FUNNY.... @stoopidfunnyjokes.bsky.social
We're here for each other! @stoopidfunnyjokes.bsky.social
JOKE TIME: @jokestersonly.bsky.social
3/ All 3 of you just sent out "chat"s offering "the badge"....pls report to Blue Sky , not that THAT will do any good.
Dear @luishperez123.bsky.social @jarhead0311.bsky.social & @rickbeneteau.bsky.social YOU'VE ALL BEEN HACKED. I'd normally have responded in "chat" but my response screen is SO LOW I can't USE it. Same thing hap on my phone...beats me. C'mon @support.bsky.team @safety.bsky.app ! Can't DO anything?
Says it all for #TermLimitsNow
Whew! Sen. Susan Collins should be “very concerned” She showed up as the main guest at a ribbon-cutting in Searsport, Maine. It backfired. The crowd was not happy to have her: “Shame. Shame. Shame.”
Only "Jesus" I ever met was a roofer...(sry Hispanic ppl). Not really...WHY did the Hispanic guy take anxiety meds? Hispanic attacks, of course. #MightAsWellLaugh, eh? WHEN did we LOSE the ability to LAFF at OURSELVES? F THAT!
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During these tough economic times, I like to remember the words my grandfather used to say to me whenever we got together: "Who are you? #dadjoke
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My kid just lost in a spelling bee. They asked him to spell “incendiary.” He spelled it “F-U-C-K-T-H-A-T.” That's my boy! #dadjoke
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I wonder how stupid people knew they were being stupid before the slap to the back of the head was invented?
Rt? F'ing AVG-a "free anti-viral" program is CONSTANTLY interrupting me, wanting me to "upgrade"...go figure. So much for "free", eh? Like that Lowe's Hardward email I fell for...fancy tool kit, just pay shipping, for filling out a survey. GAVE THEM MY CC INFO! Next thing? Unauthorized charges. DOH!
Big time...they seem mythological...so tiny & migrate SO FAR...come back year after year...last year we witnessed what appeared to be the Mother, SCOLDING her young one, (never heard them chirp b4) trying to convince it to come to the feeder...he preferred the flowers. I swear HE came back this yr.
I keep forgetting to buy that "memory loss" OTC stuff...OH well...
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If Smoking marijuana causes memory loss, what does smoking marijuana do?
@jokestersonly.bsky.social OH, SHIT, RUDY! @themrrudy.bsky.social YOU'll like that one! ... @judithbolyard.bsky.social @danableedgreen.bsky.social @drginnymac.bsky.social @tjsbam.bsky.social @bunnystroganoff.bsky.social @tiffanynorton.bsky.social @icantshutup.bsky.social @finsnerd.bsky.social (O_o)
I went to the Doctor with hearing problems. He said Can you describe the symptoms? I said: Homer's a fat dude and Marge has blue hair.
Heeeee's....on a ROLL....along w/ the butter & jelly... @jokestersonly.bsky.social
What do you call someone who points out the obvious? Someone who points out the obvious.
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What starts with an O and ends with nions and sometimes make you cry? Opinions.
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A duck was about to cross the road, when a chicken came running said.. No don't do it!, youll never hear the bloody end of it!
Testes? Reminds me of Mr. Potatohead joke just sent out...My kids used to call ME that...no idea why...(mostly bald)
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GOOD ONE, DOC!
What does Donald Trump and Tan in a Can both have in common? When Trump goes to prison they both will be filing for bankruptcy!
I tried to explain to my 4-year-old son that it's perfectly normal to accidentally poop your pants, but hes still making fun of me.
7/ La ULTIMA...DE NADA! @jokestersonly.bsky.social @scottietakeson.bsky.social (O_O)
6/ Mas? @jokestersonly.bsky.social @scottietakeson.bsky.social
5/ Dos mas? @jokestersonly.bsky.social @scottietakeson.bsky.social
4/ Mas? Que bueno! @jokestersonly.bsky.social @scottietakeson.bsky.social (Why spelling matters- 2nd one)
3/ More? WHY NOT? @jokestersonly.bsky.social @scottietakeson.bsky.social
2/ More? @themrrudy.bsky.social @finsnerd.bsky.social @icantshutup.bsky.social @anniefortruth1.bsky.social @docatcdi.com @mariana057.bsky.social @zielle47.bsky.social @masterful-debaiter.bsky.social @jokestersonly.bsky.social @michaelchall.bsky.social
How abt some CARTOONS? Already sent the political ones. Might as well forward to @jokestersonly.bsky.social , too. @danableedgreen.bsky.social @drginnymac.bsky.social @judithbolyard.bsky.social @charlieaustin.bsky.social @bunnystroganoff.bsky.social @tjsbam.bsky.social @tiffanynorton.bsky.social O_O
3/ One more naughty one & one awwww!!!.... @jokestersonly.bsky.social
2/ More..??? @jokestersonly.bsky.social Btw?...these JOKES are NOT FREE...New jokes expected BACK...gnomesayin'?...new material needed BAD! @docatcdi.com @icantshutup.bsky.social @finsnerd.bsky.social @drselvarajah.bsky.social @mariana057.bsky.social @themrrudy.bsky.social
How about some NEW JOKES? SO MANY political jokes I can't post at @jokestersonly.bsky.social . Remember that commitment? Hard to keep... @danableedgreen.bsky.social @judithbolyard.bsky.social @charlieaustin.bsky.social @bunnystroganoff.bsky.social @tjsbam.bsky.social @tiffanynorton.bsky.social tbc
I honestly don't know what I did to deserve this incredible tribute. I can only say I'm honored, flattered, and humbled—and, of course, deeply grateful to everyone who made this accolade possible. I pledge to do my utmost to live up to it. 🙏🏼🤗
Oh SHIT, JUDITH!...THIS ONE made me think of YOU...SORRY...Not the BANG part or the ....you know...me & James Brown: "Ah CAIN'T HEPP mahSEFF!" (forgive me?) 55555 @jokestersonly.bsky.social
3/ Came REALLY CLOSE to posting THIS BEAUT here & at @jokestersonly.bsky.social then tht..."Oh SHIT! I'll be in SO MUCH TRUBBLE w/ Prof H @carolineheldman.bsky.social & other women..."...ah....why not?...nothing new abt my being in TRUBBLE. #GoodTrouble ? (O_O) Sry, ladies...
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2/ By "Fresh off the press"...meaning newly stolen from ppl on Twitter that haven't joined us here yet....Hope @docatcdi.com & @mariana057.bsky.social (on both) & others don't mind. (not that I really CARE) All's fair, eh? Anyone know what hap w/ EAC/ @misslizzy? Just GONE...
What's that? NEW JOKES TIME? Fresh off the press...hope our Board of Directors approve. @danableedgreen.bsky.social @judithbolyard.bsky.social EAC/Miss Lizzy's GONE, @bunnystroganoff.bsky.social @tiffanynorton.bsky.social @charlieaustin.bsky.social @themrrudy.bsky.social @tjsbam.bsky.social tbc...
Dr. David Adler on the troubling constitutional implications of Trump's takeover of D.C. This action "reflects his authoritarian trajectory." #DCTakeover #DonaldTrump #Constitution www.postregister.com/opinion/gues...
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Agree w/ ‘Chelli @Tinysteps202 on Twitter/XYZ . Haven't seen on here. @jokestersonly.bsky.social
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