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that’s good they can enjoy their third degree burns
same tbh
the girl who works overnights at the coffee place by me is always in SUCH a good mood. idk how she does it bc i’d be throwing ppls coffee at them
thank you and same to you! someday this pent up rage will come in handy
ur in her dms. i am her. please stop just leave me alone
ty! you’re right i think so too
my toxic trait is thinking i could beat anyone up. even a bear
congratulations! proud of you
do you fw girls that are happy then sad then mad then happy then sad then screaming then crying then throwing up then laughing then crying again?
i can do everything by myself but if there’s a man around he can do it
the best part of my job is pissing off my coworkers by existing
exactly 🤌🏻
ty for always letting me be myself
i’m like if a vampire and a fairy had a beautiful baby girl
yes i actually just think we have the same brain
my love language is i worship the ground you walk on but don’t piss me off
i won’t match your freak. i will surpass your freak. i’m freakier
period 💅🏼
the best feeling ever 🧘🏼♀️
sorry can’t i’ve already showered and put a big tshirt on
it’s very important business
my friend does this thing where she calls me 10 times in a row so i think it’s an emergency but it’s really just something like she wants me to try her macaroni salad
if it makes you feel better, we’ve all been there. you’ll snap out of it soon
no i haven’t! are you proud of me?
you deserve heart shaped pancakes every morning. i will make them for you
happy birthday!!
missed you! wb and hope you’re doing good 💖
need someone to follow me around and tell me no to every impulsive decision i’m about to make
somebody’s gotta do it!
it’s 3 am but it’s fine bc my aura scares the ghosts away
i was so productive today. good job me i am so proud of you!! btw are you superwoman?
thank you! i hope you’re happy too 💖
i’m happy today bc there’s nothing to be sad about when you’re awesome
it was in the living room beside the couch 😔
love you too!! you have the bestest day
omg i love that idea it’s like a plant exchange but not
yes it would 🥰
i know i do!! this is my problem 😔
i don’t need another plant i don’t need another plant i don’t need another plant i don’t need another plant i don’t need another plant i don’t
it's tough out here being pretty and funny and sweet but someone has to do it
definitely amputating my foot
gotta go play tetris now
so i guess there was a mouse in my house and my cats killed it but i didnt notice it on the floor and just fucking stepped on it I AM LOSING MY MIND i will never ever recover from his
thank you honestly i think that might work
have so much to do today and very little desire to do it. send electrolytes and good vibes
thank you i will! 😌
ty!!!
gm sweethearts have a nice day
there’s something about talking shit with a face mask on and a glass of wine in your hand. it’s so diva
exactly! bouncers with fur
you don’t see me at the club bc i’m at home where i belong
fool me once fuck you i hate you you ruined my life and you are the worst thing that has ever happened to me go die bitch btw we will never be okay again even if i say i forgive you just know that i dont
guys we all need to start manifesting like now
if you don’t like being kissed on the lips then stop being such an amazing friend
yay!!! i was just wondering where you went
honey you’ve got a big storm coming
yeah i think we give great advice 😌
@littlelemontart.being.baby and i match each others crazy to a degree that is dangerous to the public
men are so oblivious it hurts
hoe did you just stab me 57 times?
i have been called a lot of things but never boring
the best part about cold weather is getting to wear all your cute jackets again
the city is calling u baddie
of course
thank you betty 😍
hi gabri nice to meet you 🫣
i’m shy
nothing hurts my soul more than playing it cool. i’m passionate and you must know. can you choke me?
im chilly and i want to cuddle
lock picking your heart
i dont think we are seeing eye to eye you should get closer and press your face up against mine
no babe that’s my emotional support codependent homoerotic friendship
taking a redbull out of the fridge and kissing it. please save me
his + hers lobotomies
thank you 💖
thank you so much! and same to you. we mean well. we really do 💖
“you’re crazy” god forbid a girl show symptoms of a personality disorder she literally warned you about
ty 🥹 i need more people to understand this
well i attract first and then scare them away
i don’t chase i scare them away
YAY
please i already cry enough that sounds sooo good
there i am again 💅🏼
i have to be the ghostliest cuntiest girl at the grocery store on a saturday afternoon
ok 👍🏻
sarah
yeah
yes i’m fine! thanks for asking. just another day
mentally i’m shaking and smoking a cigarette
how’d that taste
they are just regular croissants but i can put nutella in them 🤷🏼♀️
yay!!!
would be better w you here
cancel your plans and come sit on the couch w me so we can eat croissants and watch true crime
exactly. the indents in your skin when you wake up say it all
betrayed myself by falling asleep w my bra on. why would i do that to me?
guys don’t joke around ok and don’t get my hopes up. is he dead? is he really really dead? 🥹❤️
gm i love you
what if we dream about each other but keep it a secret? then what?
