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Stretchdad vs the Dicktocracy

@stretchdad.bsky.social

Dyed-in-the-wool liberal in a red corner of Colorado. Friendly geek with a modicum of social skills. Software development, aviation, biking, dogs, Grateful Dead and their offshoots. Not afraid of big words or big ideas.

created March 16, 2024

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Profile picture Stretchdad vs the Dicktocracy (@stretchdad.bsky.social) reply parent

Done

2/9/2025, 1:12:05 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Stretchdad vs the Dicktocracy (@stretchdad.bsky.social) reply parent

If at first you don't succeed, try, try again?

1/9/2025, 6:32:26 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Andi Zeisler (@andizeisler.bsky.social) reposted

Just saw someone refer to Cheryl Hines as The Marvelous Mrs. Measles and šŸ’€šŸ’€šŸ’€šŸ’€šŸ’€šŸ’€

30/8/2025, 10:23:01 PM | 11875 2183 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Stretchdad vs the Dicktocracy (@stretchdad.bsky.social) reply parent

And then there's Bill Cassidy, a doctor who clearly knows better. Yet he was the deciding vote to advance the RFK Jr nomination out of committee.

27/8/2025, 11:17:37 PM | 10 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Marc Elias (@marcelias.bsky.social) reposted

I'm tired of this theater where Donald Trump asks Republicans to do something, they seem to push bank and then cave. The only two factions of the current GOP are proud MAGA and scared MAGA. Anyone who thinks Republicans are acting in good faith is delusional.

27/8/2025, 10:40:29 PM | 7395 2108 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Stretchdad vs the Dicktocracy (@stretchdad.bsky.social) reply parent

If Mitch McConnell had had the stones to push for conviction in the Senate following the J6 insurrection, this would all have been over years ago. But nooooooo.

27/8/2025, 3:14:35 PM | 3 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Stretchdad vs the Dicktocracy (@stretchdad.bsky.social) reply parent

WTAF???

27/8/2025, 1:24:30 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Jon Cooper (@joncooper-us.bsky.social) reposted

Too much? šŸ¤·šŸ¼ā€ā™‚ļø

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27/8/2025, 3:52:23 AM | 5543 1126 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Joshua Erlich (@joshuaerlich.bsky.social) reposted

the exact center of fascism is the point equal distance between 14 year olds are too old for redemption and 25 year olds are too young to transition

26/8/2025, 10:07:14 PM | 660 134 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Stretchdad vs the Dicktocracy (@stretchdad.bsky.social) reply parent

It's the NYT Pitchbot, a satirical account whose humor is delivered via fake NYT headlines and quotes.

26/8/2025, 7:57:38 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture David Rothschild (@davmicrot.bsky.social) reposted

At some point Trump is going to call for the removal from congress of dozens of Democrats, all of them accused of mortgage fraud, and Corporate Media will obsess over details of the accusations rather than just calling it a partisan purge and fascist consolidation of power. Stop taking the bait.

26/8/2025, 2:18:15 PM | 1226 311 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Stretchdad vs the Dicktocracy (@stretchdad.bsky.social) reply parent

One of the greatest disappointments of the Tr*mp era has been how quickly politicians of all stripes will give up their supposedly immutable principles to keep their phoney-baloney jobs. Politics is a cynical business, but it turns out the rot is deeper and wider than anyone ever guessed.

26/8/2025, 1:13:04 AM | 38 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Mrs. Betty Bowers (@mrsbettybowers.bsky.social) reposted reply parent

"People can wear their watches again" is the new "People can say 'Merry Christmas' again." Concocting imaginary problems and then pretending to have solved them is what a wholly incompetent administration has to do to pretend it has accomplished anything good.

25/8/2025, 6:07:15 PM | 546 92 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Stretchdad vs the Dicktocracy (@stretchdad.bsky.social) reply parent

Thank you!

25/8/2025, 6:37:25 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Stretchdad vs the Dicktocracy (@stretchdad.bsky.social) reply parent

Also worth considering: their mission is moot now that Tr*mp and his MAGA minions are implementing far-right policies at lightning speed and global scale.

24/8/2025, 9:40:41 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Stretchdad vs the Dicktocracy (@stretchdad.bsky.social) reply parent

The original was brilliant. Godfather II was even better. But you can skip Godfather III.

24/8/2025, 8:41:12 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Stretchdad vs the Dicktocracy (@stretchdad.bsky.social) reply parent

Ugh.

23/8/2025, 9:59:47 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Stretchdad vs the Dicktocracy (@stretchdad.bsky.social) reply parent

I remember that time as "the bad old days". Some comp sci professors would grade projects based on how many runs we needed to debug it. 3 or less was an A, 4 runs = B, 5 runs = C, etc. A far cry from today's world of cloud servers, VMs, and containerized apps!

23/8/2025, 12:33:48 PM | 11 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Stretchdad vs the Dicktocracy (@stretchdad.bsky.social) reply parent

"Two weeks." Drink!

22/8/2025, 5:46:06 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Micah (@rincewind.run) reposted

I deeply resent having to defend John Bolton but ā€œthe president sends his goons on a fishing expedition to raid anyone who criticizes himā€ is in fact very alarming

22/8/2025, 4:29:27 PM | 16130 2892 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Rex Huppke (@rexhuppke.bsky.social) reposted

They don't care about poll numbers, they don't are about being transparently authoritarian, they don't seem to care about their party's fate in the midterm elections and they sure as hell don't care about the laws. People better start putting all these pieces together. The picture is clear.

22/8/2025, 4:13:51 PM | 1702 520 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Stretchdad vs the Dicktocracy (@stretchdad.bsky.social) reply parent

TBF, they also tweaked the font a bit. That's probably why the MAGAts are so angry... right?

21/8/2025, 10:53:15 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Stretchdad vs the Dicktocracy (@stretchdad.bsky.social) reply parent

First rule of MAGA: be outraged at something, anything, 24x7x365.

21/8/2025, 10:52:27 PM | 12 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Merp (@imagin8ion.bsky.social) reposted reply parent

Strictly from a marketing standpoint, the traditional logo is too busy when you break down the components. The new logo is too far corrected, leaving a boring, sterile and bland corporate design. But the number one most important thing to consider is who fucking cares.

21/8/2025, 10:29:24 PM | 25 2 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Erin Lockwood (@erinkaylockwood.bsky.social) reposted

"I don't want to hurt you, stop fighting back, you're hurting yourself" is literally the language of an abuser. One of the most banally horrifying things about this administration is that there is no subtext, no dog whistles, no need for interpretive work. It's all just explicit racism and cruelty.

Excerpt from NYT article that reads:
20/8/2025, 4:24:05 AM | 2344 800 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Stretchdad vs the Dicktocracy (@stretchdad.bsky.social) reply parent

I'm tempted to carry around a book of outrageously stupid Tr*mp quotes, and to read selections in a loud voice whenever I see someone in a MAGA hat.

19/8/2025, 11:55:11 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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19/8/2025, 11:13:06 PM | 719 193 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Claude Monet (@monet.bsky.social) reposted

Impression, sunrise - 1873 #artbots #monet https://botfrens.com/collections/41/contents/8207

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19/8/2025, 9:34:04 PM | 102 27 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Stretchdad vs the Dicktocracy (@stretchdad.bsky.social) reply parent

She's nuts.

19/8/2025, 9:24:39 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Stretchdad vs the Dicktocracy (@stretchdad.bsky.social) reply parent

"No state shall... pass any... ex post facto Law..." - United States Constitution, Article I, Section 10

18/8/2025, 10:31:21 PM | 36 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Stretchdad vs the Dicktocracy (@stretchdad.bsky.social) reply parent

Wow, talk about your flashbacks. I remember walking that path with my dad and brother in the late 1960s or early 70s. We took shelter under an overhang when it started to rain but opted to keep walking when swarms of hungry mosquitoes arrived.

18/8/2025, 8:45:26 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Larry Glickman (@larryglickman.bsky.social) reposted

The problem with "Trump said" framing in a nutshell. Lede reports what Trump said. Second paragraph opens with Trump's bogus claims about fraud in the 2020 election. Second sentence weakly notes Trump's AG Bill Barr said Trump's completely fabricated claims "couldn't be proven."

President Trump said on Monday that he would lead a movement to eliminate mail-in ballots and would sign an executive order to ā€œhelp bring HONESTY to the 2026 Midterm Elections.ā€ Mr. Trump has long opposed mail-in voting and said it was a source of fraud during the 2020 presidential election, which he lost to former President Joseph R. Biden Jr. William P. Barr, the attorney general at that time, said in 2020 that Mr. Trump’s assertions of widespread fraud couldn’t be proven.
18/8/2025, 2:42:48 PM | 430 112 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Stretchdad vs the Dicktocracy (@stretchdad.bsky.social) reply parent

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17/8/2025, 6:15:45 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Stretchdad vs the Dicktocracy (@stretchdad.bsky.social) reply parent

Cannon was, we're told, selected at random from the entire slate of judges in her district. Whereas Matthew Kacsmaryk is the sole judge in his district, guaranteeing that he will adjudicate every single case filed there.

17/8/2025, 6:14:39 PM | 7 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Stretchdad vs the Dicktocracy (@stretchdad.bsky.social)

Read the whole thread.

16/8/2025, 4:48:08 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Stretchdad vs the Dicktocracy (@stretchdad.bsky.social) reply parent

O/T, but i actually worked with the guy who wrote *the* original Frogger software. Cool fella.

12/8/2025, 12:54:27 AM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture R. Scott Rogers (@arrscott.bsky.social) reposted reply parent

A constitutional crisis is often defined as a political dispute that cannot be resolved on the basis of the constitution & law as they currently exist. I think we’re beyond that. A president ruling by personal decree is a post-constitutional dictator. We’re in constitutional collapse, not crisis.

11/8/2025, 9:26:03 PM | 9 3 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Stretchdad vs the Dicktocracy (@stretchdad.bsky.social) reply parent

Noooo! I watched the first 10 minutes and lost 10 IQ points.

11/8/2025, 2:08:16 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Stretchdad vs the Dicktocracy (@stretchdad.bsky.social)

Amen!

8/8/2025, 10:22:08 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Stretchdad vs the Dicktocracy (@stretchdad.bsky.social) reply parent

Well it's not like he has any work to do.

6/8/2025, 10:14:39 PM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Stretchdad vs the Dicktocracy (@stretchdad.bsky.social) reply parent

Pretty comical: Vance & company are supposed to come up with a unified messaging strategy regarding the Epstein files. One slight problem: It's Tr*mp himself who won't shut up about Epstein!

6/8/2025, 9:56:16 PM | 0 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Jeff Tiedrich (@jefftiedrich.bsky.social) reposted

weird how the guy born into obscene wealth, bailed out repeatedly, allowed to fail upwards forever until he fell ass-backwards into the presidency, and then was declared by the Supreme Court to be a Very Special Boy Who Can Crime Forever never stops whining about how everything is rigged against him

5/8/2025, 8:25:47 PM | 28902 8412 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Brian Beutler (@brianbeutler.bsky.social) reposted reply parent

But he’s also likely to do a lot of damage. Hold on to your butts. www.offmessage.net/p/trump-is-s...

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5/8/2025, 3:38:48 PM | 108 20 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Stretchdad vs the Dicktocracy (@stretchdad.bsky.social) reply parent

Apparently, the last time America was great, it was because we had no tourism.

5/8/2025, 1:34:01 AM | 20 2 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Stretchdad vs the Dicktocracy (@stretchdad.bsky.social) reply parent

Wow, a new logo. That should do the trick! /s

4/8/2025, 10:19:38 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Stretchdad vs the Dicktocracy (@stretchdad.bsky.social)

Pet peeve with 2FA: If you're going to send a text to my phone and then ask me to enter the digits on your web page, then for chrissakes put the browser focus on that input field! Thank you, that is all.

4/8/2025, 5:07:15 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Stretchdad vs the Dicktocracy (@stretchdad.bsky.social) reply parent

Wow. That smarmy blurb made me want to punch my computer monitor.

3/8/2025, 9:07:22 PM | 17 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Stretchdad vs the Dicktocracy (@stretchdad.bsky.social) reply parent

So... he's consistent? šŸ˜‰

3/8/2025, 1:40:17 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Stretchdad vs the Dicktocracy (@stretchdad.bsky.social) reply parent

To paraphrase one of the greatest closing lines in movie history: "Forget it, Fred. It's the Wall St. Journal."

31/7/2025, 5:17:51 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Stretchdad vs the Dicktocracy (@stretchdad.bsky.social) reply parent

Alan Dershowitz: doing everything in his power to lower the public's opinion of lawyers and Jews.

31/7/2025, 4:49:37 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Stretchdad vs the Dicktocracy (@stretchdad.bsky.social) reply parent

Cognitive dissonance requires cognition.

31/7/2025, 4:44:27 AM | 6 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Stretchdad vs the Dicktocracy (@stretchdad.bsky.social) reply parent

I'll take Things That Never Happened for $1000, Ken.

29/7/2025, 11:09:33 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Stretchdad vs the Dicktocracy (@stretchdad.bsky.social) reply parent

Good trouble!

29/7/2025, 5:24:57 PM | 12 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Stretchdad vs the Dicktocracy (@stretchdad.bsky.social) reply parent

Exactly what I came here to post. Why, oh why, do reporters and headline writers feel the need to echo the speaker's framing? They could have used "states" or "asserts" instead.

28/7/2025, 9:27:02 PM | 5 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Stretchdad vs the Dicktocracy (@stretchdad.bsky.social) reply parent

Ah, yes. The day's when White American's were so great that they didn't know how to use apostrophe's.

27/7/2025, 11:14:18 PM | 8 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Josh Johnson (@joshjohnsoncomedy.bsky.social) reposted

When you strip away humanity

26/7/2025, 11:31:01 AM | 19227 8052 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Mrs. Betty Bowers (@mrsbettybowers.bsky.social) reposted

The Department of Justice is pretending it needed to talk to notorious liar Ghislaine Maxwell to know the truth about Jeffrey Epstein, when it is concealing thousands of documents about him that don’t lie. It’s a sick farce.

25/7/2025, 7:28:48 PM | 31066 8788 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Stretchdad vs the Dicktocracy (@stretchdad.bsky.social) reply parent

I can't wait to see who he replaces them with -- and what they recommend. Leeches, anyone?

25/7/2025, 11:27:50 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Stretchdad vs the Dicktocracy (@stretchdad.bsky.social) reply parent

I wouldn't be too quick to credit Murdoch. The WSJ was conservative before he bought it and it's still conservative now. As opposed to the Post, which is being dragged to the right by Bezos. The best thing you can say about Murdoch and the Journal is that he hasn't turned it into a tabloid rag.

25/7/2025, 8:36:50 PM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Stretchdad vs the Dicktocracy (@stretchdad.bsky.social) reply parent

Karma for the win!

25/7/2025, 2:42:31 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Stretchdad vs the Dicktocracy (@stretchdad.bsky.social) reply parent

Wow. Deer, meet headlights.

23/7/2025, 10:58:47 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Stretchdad vs the Dicktocracy (@stretchdad.bsky.social) reply parent

Where "intuitively" means no facts, no evidence, no witnesses. Just something ol' Mikey likes to proclaim for the heck of it.

23/7/2025, 8:56:55 PM | 5 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Stretchdad vs the Dicktocracy (@stretchdad.bsky.social) reply parent

Tillis is saying he's embarrassed by how badly Robinson lost, not the awful behavior that led to the loss. Good to know!

23/7/2025, 1:18:07 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Charlotte Clymer (@charlotteclymer.bsky.social) reposted

Imagine calling in sick to work to avoid questions on a sex trafficking operation.

22/7/2025, 3:51:37 PM | 1367 249 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Stretchdad vs the Dicktocracy (@stretchdad.bsky.social) reply parent

Individuals and corporations pay federal taxes, not the states. So there's no practical way for CA to siphon money otherwise destined for the U.S. Treasury. But the fund idea is worth exploring, and perhaps some version of public defenders for victims of ICE overreach.

21/7/2025, 5:14:30 PM | 7 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Stretchdad vs the Dicktocracy (@stretchdad.bsky.social)

A new week is fast approaching. Buckle up!

21/7/2025, 6:33:34 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Stretchdad vs the Dicktocracy (@stretchdad.bsky.social) reply parent

Worst drinking game ever.

21/7/2025, 12:20:44 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Ron Filipkowski (@ronfilipkowski.bsky.social) reposted

Trump appointed Powell, so if he’s the worst Fed Chair in history then Trump is admitting that his own incompetence on appointments continues to hurt the country since he appointed the worst Fed Chair ever and still hasn’t tried to fire him.

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20/7/2025, 8:05:39 PM | 1953 432 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Stretchdad vs the Dicktocracy (@stretchdad.bsky.social) reply parent

Seriously. They don't even bother to vary their lies.

20/7/2025, 8:24:02 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Stretchdad vs the Dicktocracy (@stretchdad.bsky.social) reply parent

This kind of gives away the game, right?

20/7/2025, 5:33:11 PM | 73 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Charlotte Clymer (@charlotteclymer.bsky.social) reposted

Link to full piece here for easier sharing: charlotteclymer.substack.com/p/pretty-weird

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16/7/2025, 2:24:42 AM | 685 218 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Stretchdad vs the Dicktocracy (@stretchdad.bsky.social) reply parent

Genius!

16/7/2025, 5:04:22 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Stretchdad vs the Dicktocracy (@stretchdad.bsky.social) reply parent

It's the new version of, "I didn't really know him."

15/7/2025, 11:53:41 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Stretchdad vs the Dicktocracy (@stretchdad.bsky.social) reply parent

Cognitive dissonance implies cognition.

15/7/2025, 8:51:31 PM | 5 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Stretchdad vs the Dicktocracy (@stretchdad.bsky.social) reply parent

Hey, photog! Do his right ear next.

15/7/2025, 8:47:23 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Stretchdad vs the Dicktocracy (@stretchdad.bsky.social) reply parent

Two Weeks in Tr*mp time means "never". 50 days must mean "fuhgeddaboudit".

15/7/2025, 8:45:43 PM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Stretchdad vs the Dicktocracy (@stretchdad.bsky.social) reply parent

Wow. That "changed man" b.s. aged like guacamole left out in the summer sun.

15/7/2025, 1:32:05 AM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Stretchdad vs the Dicktocracy (@stretchdad.bsky.social) reply parent

Please, PLEASE don't try to convince us that he's finally becoming "presidential".

14/7/2025, 8:52:19 PM | 0 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Andrew Black (@androidblackish.bsky.social) reposted

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2/7/2025, 12:18:36 AM | 645 513 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Stretchdad vs the Dicktocracy (@stretchdad.bsky.social) reply parent

Moving the goalposts again, eh? By redefining"deals" as ransom notes.

14/7/2025, 3:42:09 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Stretchdad vs the Dicktocracy (@stretchdad.bsky.social)

Heads up, WaPo, NYT, CNN, et al!

10/7/2025, 6:16:28 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Stretchdad vs the Dicktocracy (@stretchdad.bsky.social) reply parent

"China, if you're listening..."

9/7/2025, 9:53:58 PM | 10 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Stretchdad vs the Dicktocracy (@stretchdad.bsky.social) reply parent

Faint praise indeed. And generous, at that.

9/7/2025, 3:50:37 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Stretchdad vs the Dicktocracy (@stretchdad.bsky.social) reply parent

I probably should have ditched them when they fired Ms. Sullivan and eliminated the Public Editor position.

5/7/2025, 3:25:28 AM | 15 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Stretchdad vs the Dicktocracy (@stretchdad.bsky.social) reply parent

I canceled my NYT subscription today in the wake of that ludicrous Mamdani college application story.

5/7/2025, 3:24:28 AM | 32 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Elise Wang (@elisewang.bsky.social) reposted

He proposes releasing some ICE prisoners to labor on farms where the employers will ā€œown themā€ and be responsible for them. Historians have spent decades meticulously proving the straight line between slavery and modern capitalism’s concept of the laborer—or we could just let them say it.

3/7/2025, 8:00:50 AM | 8104 3947 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Stretchdad vs the Dicktocracy (@stretchdad.bsky.social) reply parent

I think we all know the real problem: some of those hands aren't white.

2/7/2025, 11:17:38 PM | 7 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Stretchdad vs the Dicktocracy (@stretchdad.bsky.social) reply parent

I get the analogy, but always figured that -- if ignited -- he would burn like a three-alarm grease fire at a disreputable fast food joint.

2/7/2025, 9:26:15 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Stretchdad vs the Dicktocracy (@stretchdad.bsky.social)

Frightening and precisely on-point.

29/6/2025, 5:28:15 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Stretchdad vs the Dicktocracy (@stretchdad.bsky.social) reply parent

RFK Jr aligns neatly with the "pro-life" movement: focus 100% on the fetus and forget all about these kids after they're born.

29/6/2025, 2:36:41 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Stretchdad vs the Dicktocracy (@stretchdad.bsky.social) reply parent

Worse: they don't give a rat's ass. Worse still: they prefer it this way.

29/6/2025, 1:05:32 AM | 11 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture David Corn (@davidcorn.bsky.social) reposted

Where are all the conservatives who have been up in arms about censorship, the suppression of free thought, cancel culture, etc.? That's really all just BS they use to smother thought they don't like.

28/6/2025, 2:14:05 PM | 275 73 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Stretchdad vs the Dicktocracy (@stretchdad.bsky.social) reply parent

I don't care that it's only June. I'm nominating this for Clapback of the Year.

24/6/2025, 6:01:26 PM | 7 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Stretchdad vs the Dicktocracy (@stretchdad.bsky.social) reply parent

But it's a very peaceful war! Many people are saying it. You know, in terms of bombs, we're the best. America has always had the best bombs. I've always been proud of that. It was my idea you know. The Bunker BUSTER. I told the generals, you know, we need a bomb just for deep bunkers. And they agree

22/6/2025, 4:29:56 AM | 8 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture shauna (@goldengateblond.bsky.social) reposted

this whole administration is like when they shut off the containment unit in ā€˜ghostbusters’

17/4/2025, 10:48:16 PM | 10906 1840 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Stretchdad vs the Dicktocracy (@stretchdad.bsky.social) reply parent

OMG, no! Then we'd have to watch the Orange Menace gyrating to the sounds of "Dancing Queen".

20/6/2025, 9:02:34 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Stretchdad vs the Dicktocracy (@stretchdad.bsky.social) reply parent

White House: OK, but only if the King of Sweden presents it personally.

20/6/2025, 8:23:52 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Stretchdad vs the Dicktocracy (@stretchdad.bsky.social) reply parent

Abstract expressionism at its finest.

19/6/2025, 7:58:08 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Stretchdad vs the Dicktocracy (@stretchdad.bsky.social) reply parent

If the shoe fits, etc., etc.

19/6/2025, 5:39:56 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view