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Dyed-in-the-wool liberal in a red corner of Colorado. Friendly geek with a modicum of social skills. Software development, aviation, biking, dogs, Grateful Dead and their offshoots. Not afraid of big words or big ideas.
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Stretchdad vs the Dicktocracy (@stretchdad.bsky.social) reply parent
If at first you don't succeed, try, try again?
Andi Zeisler (@andizeisler.bsky.social) reposted
Just saw someone refer to Cheryl Hines as The Marvelous Mrs. Measles and šššššš
Stretchdad vs the Dicktocracy (@stretchdad.bsky.social) reply parent
And then there's Bill Cassidy, a doctor who clearly knows better. Yet he was the deciding vote to advance the RFK Jr nomination out of committee.
Marc Elias (@marcelias.bsky.social) reposted
I'm tired of this theater where Donald Trump asks Republicans to do something, they seem to push bank and then cave. The only two factions of the current GOP are proud MAGA and scared MAGA. Anyone who thinks Republicans are acting in good faith is delusional.
Stretchdad vs the Dicktocracy (@stretchdad.bsky.social) reply parent
If Mitch McConnell had had the stones to push for conviction in the Senate following the J6 insurrection, this would all have been over years ago. But nooooooo.
Stretchdad vs the Dicktocracy (@stretchdad.bsky.social) reply parent
WTAF???
Joshua Erlich (@joshuaerlich.bsky.social) reposted
the exact center of fascism is the point equal distance between 14 year olds are too old for redemption and 25 year olds are too young to transition
Stretchdad vs the Dicktocracy (@stretchdad.bsky.social) reply parent
It's the NYT Pitchbot, a satirical account whose humor is delivered via fake NYT headlines and quotes.
David Rothschild (@davmicrot.bsky.social) reposted
At some point Trump is going to call for the removal from congress of dozens of Democrats, all of them accused of mortgage fraud, and Corporate Media will obsess over details of the accusations rather than just calling it a partisan purge and fascist consolidation of power. Stop taking the bait.
Stretchdad vs the Dicktocracy (@stretchdad.bsky.social) reply parent
One of the greatest disappointments of the Tr*mp era has been how quickly politicians of all stripes will give up their supposedly immutable principles to keep their phoney-baloney jobs. Politics is a cynical business, but it turns out the rot is deeper and wider than anyone ever guessed.
Mrs. Betty Bowers (@mrsbettybowers.bsky.social) reposted reply parent
"People can wear their watches again" is the new "People can say 'Merry Christmas' again." Concocting imaginary problems and then pretending to have solved them is what a wholly incompetent administration has to do to pretend it has accomplished anything good.
Stretchdad vs the Dicktocracy (@stretchdad.bsky.social) reply parent
Thank you!
Stretchdad vs the Dicktocracy (@stretchdad.bsky.social) reply parent
Also worth considering: their mission is moot now that Tr*mp and his MAGA minions are implementing far-right policies at lightning speed and global scale.
Stretchdad vs the Dicktocracy (@stretchdad.bsky.social) reply parent
The original was brilliant. Godfather II was even better. But you can skip Godfather III.
Stretchdad vs the Dicktocracy (@stretchdad.bsky.social) reply parent
Ugh.
Stretchdad vs the Dicktocracy (@stretchdad.bsky.social) reply parent
I remember that time as "the bad old days". Some comp sci professors would grade projects based on how many runs we needed to debug it. 3 or less was an A, 4 runs = B, 5 runs = C, etc. A far cry from today's world of cloud servers, VMs, and containerized apps!
Stretchdad vs the Dicktocracy (@stretchdad.bsky.social) reply parent
"Two weeks." Drink!
Micah (@rincewind.run) reposted
I deeply resent having to defend John Bolton but āthe president sends his goons on a fishing expedition to raid anyone who criticizes himā is in fact very alarming
Rex Huppke (@rexhuppke.bsky.social) reposted
They don't care about poll numbers, they don't are about being transparently authoritarian, they don't seem to care about their party's fate in the midterm elections and they sure as hell don't care about the laws. People better start putting all these pieces together. The picture is clear.
Stretchdad vs the Dicktocracy (@stretchdad.bsky.social) reply parent
TBF, they also tweaked the font a bit. That's probably why the MAGAts are so angry... right?
Stretchdad vs the Dicktocracy (@stretchdad.bsky.social) reply parent
First rule of MAGA: be outraged at something, anything, 24x7x365.
Merp (@imagin8ion.bsky.social) reposted reply parent
Strictly from a marketing standpoint, the traditional logo is too busy when you break down the components. The new logo is too far corrected, leaving a boring, sterile and bland corporate design. But the number one most important thing to consider is who fucking cares.
Erin Lockwood (@erinkaylockwood.bsky.social) reposted
"I don't want to hurt you, stop fighting back, you're hurting yourself" is literally the language of an abuser. One of the most banally horrifying things about this administration is that there is no subtext, no dog whistles, no need for interpretive work. It's all just explicit racism and cruelty.
Stretchdad vs the Dicktocracy (@stretchdad.bsky.social) reply parent
I'm tempted to carry around a book of outrageously stupid Tr*mp quotes, and to read selections in a loud voice whenever I see someone in a MAGA hat.
paulpro (@mariopro.bsky.social) reposted
Claude Monet (@monet.bsky.social) reposted
Impression, sunrise - 1873 #artbots #monet https://botfrens.com/collections/41/contents/8207
Stretchdad vs the Dicktocracy (@stretchdad.bsky.social) reply parent
She's nuts.
Stretchdad vs the Dicktocracy (@stretchdad.bsky.social) reply parent
"No state shall... pass any... ex post facto Law..." - United States Constitution, Article I, Section 10
Stretchdad vs the Dicktocracy (@stretchdad.bsky.social) reply parent
Wow, talk about your flashbacks. I remember walking that path with my dad and brother in the late 1960s or early 70s. We took shelter under an overhang when it started to rain but opted to keep walking when swarms of hungry mosquitoes arrived.
Larry Glickman (@larryglickman.bsky.social) reposted
The problem with "Trump said" framing in a nutshell. Lede reports what Trump said. Second paragraph opens with Trump's bogus claims about fraud in the 2020 election. Second sentence weakly notes Trump's AG Bill Barr said Trump's completely fabricated claims "couldn't be proven."
Stretchdad vs the Dicktocracy (@stretchdad.bsky.social) reply parent
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Stretchdad vs the Dicktocracy (@stretchdad.bsky.social) reply parent
Cannon was, we're told, selected at random from the entire slate of judges in her district. Whereas Matthew Kacsmaryk is the sole judge in his district, guaranteeing that he will adjudicate every single case filed there.
Stretchdad vs the Dicktocracy (@stretchdad.bsky.social)
Read the whole thread.
Stretchdad vs the Dicktocracy (@stretchdad.bsky.social) reply parent
O/T, but i actually worked with the guy who wrote *the* original Frogger software. Cool fella.
R. Scott Rogers (@arrscott.bsky.social) reposted reply parent
A constitutional crisis is often defined as a political dispute that cannot be resolved on the basis of the constitution & law as they currently exist. I think weāre beyond that. A president ruling by personal decree is a post-constitutional dictator. Weāre in constitutional collapse, not crisis.
Stretchdad vs the Dicktocracy (@stretchdad.bsky.social) reply parent
Noooo! I watched the first 10 minutes and lost 10 IQ points.
Stretchdad vs the Dicktocracy (@stretchdad.bsky.social)
Amen!
Stretchdad vs the Dicktocracy (@stretchdad.bsky.social) reply parent
Well it's not like he has any work to do.
Stretchdad vs the Dicktocracy (@stretchdad.bsky.social) reply parent
Pretty comical: Vance & company are supposed to come up with a unified messaging strategy regarding the Epstein files. One slight problem: It's Tr*mp himself who won't shut up about Epstein!
Jeff Tiedrich (@jefftiedrich.bsky.social) reposted
weird how the guy born into obscene wealth, bailed out repeatedly, allowed to fail upwards forever until he fell ass-backwards into the presidency, and then was declared by the Supreme Court to be a Very Special Boy Who Can Crime Forever never stops whining about how everything is rigged against him
Brian Beutler (@brianbeutler.bsky.social) reposted reply parent
But heās also likely to do a lot of damage. Hold on to your butts. www.offmessage.net/p/trump-is-s...
Stretchdad vs the Dicktocracy (@stretchdad.bsky.social) reply parent
Apparently, the last time America was great, it was because we had no tourism.
Stretchdad vs the Dicktocracy (@stretchdad.bsky.social) reply parent
Wow, a new logo. That should do the trick! /s
Stretchdad vs the Dicktocracy (@stretchdad.bsky.social)
Pet peeve with 2FA: If you're going to send a text to my phone and then ask me to enter the digits on your web page, then for chrissakes put the browser focus on that input field! Thank you, that is all.
Stretchdad vs the Dicktocracy (@stretchdad.bsky.social) reply parent
Wow. That smarmy blurb made me want to punch my computer monitor.
Stretchdad vs the Dicktocracy (@stretchdad.bsky.social) reply parent
So... he's consistent? š
Stretchdad vs the Dicktocracy (@stretchdad.bsky.social) reply parent
To paraphrase one of the greatest closing lines in movie history: "Forget it, Fred. It's the Wall St. Journal."
Stretchdad vs the Dicktocracy (@stretchdad.bsky.social) reply parent
Alan Dershowitz: doing everything in his power to lower the public's opinion of lawyers and Jews.
Stretchdad vs the Dicktocracy (@stretchdad.bsky.social) reply parent
Cognitive dissonance requires cognition.
Stretchdad vs the Dicktocracy (@stretchdad.bsky.social) reply parent
I'll take Things That Never Happened for $1000, Ken.
Stretchdad vs the Dicktocracy (@stretchdad.bsky.social) reply parent
Good trouble!
Stretchdad vs the Dicktocracy (@stretchdad.bsky.social) reply parent
Exactly what I came here to post. Why, oh why, do reporters and headline writers feel the need to echo the speaker's framing? They could have used "states" or "asserts" instead.
Stretchdad vs the Dicktocracy (@stretchdad.bsky.social) reply parent
Ah, yes. The day's when White American's were so great that they didn't know how to use apostrophe's.
Josh Johnson (@joshjohnsoncomedy.bsky.social) reposted
When you strip away humanity
Mrs. Betty Bowers (@mrsbettybowers.bsky.social) reposted
The Department of Justice is pretending it needed to talk to notorious liar Ghislaine Maxwell to know the truth about Jeffrey Epstein, when it is concealing thousands of documents about him that donāt lie. Itās a sick farce.
Stretchdad vs the Dicktocracy (@stretchdad.bsky.social) reply parent
I can't wait to see who he replaces them with -- and what they recommend. Leeches, anyone?
Stretchdad vs the Dicktocracy (@stretchdad.bsky.social) reply parent
I wouldn't be too quick to credit Murdoch. The WSJ was conservative before he bought it and it's still conservative now. As opposed to the Post, which is being dragged to the right by Bezos. The best thing you can say about Murdoch and the Journal is that he hasn't turned it into a tabloid rag.
Stretchdad vs the Dicktocracy (@stretchdad.bsky.social) reply parent
Karma for the win!
Stretchdad vs the Dicktocracy (@stretchdad.bsky.social) reply parent
Wow. Deer, meet headlights.
Stretchdad vs the Dicktocracy (@stretchdad.bsky.social) reply parent
Where "intuitively" means no facts, no evidence, no witnesses. Just something ol' Mikey likes to proclaim for the heck of it.
Stretchdad vs the Dicktocracy (@stretchdad.bsky.social) reply parent
Tillis is saying he's embarrassed by how badly Robinson lost, not the awful behavior that led to the loss. Good to know!
Charlotte Clymer (@charlotteclymer.bsky.social) reposted
Imagine calling in sick to work to avoid questions on a sex trafficking operation.
Stretchdad vs the Dicktocracy (@stretchdad.bsky.social) reply parent
Individuals and corporations pay federal taxes, not the states. So there's no practical way for CA to siphon money otherwise destined for the U.S. Treasury. But the fund idea is worth exploring, and perhaps some version of public defenders for victims of ICE overreach.
Stretchdad vs the Dicktocracy (@stretchdad.bsky.social)
A new week is fast approaching. Buckle up!
Stretchdad vs the Dicktocracy (@stretchdad.bsky.social) reply parent
Worst drinking game ever.
Ron Filipkowski (@ronfilipkowski.bsky.social) reposted
Trump appointed Powell, so if heās the worst Fed Chair in history then Trump is admitting that his own incompetence on appointments continues to hurt the country since he appointed the worst Fed Chair ever and still hasnāt tried to fire him.
Stretchdad vs the Dicktocracy (@stretchdad.bsky.social) reply parent
Seriously. They don't even bother to vary their lies.
Stretchdad vs the Dicktocracy (@stretchdad.bsky.social) reply parent
This kind of gives away the game, right?
Charlotte Clymer (@charlotteclymer.bsky.social) reposted
Link to full piece here for easier sharing: charlotteclymer.substack.com/p/pretty-weird
Stretchdad vs the Dicktocracy (@stretchdad.bsky.social) reply parent
Genius!
Stretchdad vs the Dicktocracy (@stretchdad.bsky.social) reply parent
It's the new version of, "I didn't really know him."
Stretchdad vs the Dicktocracy (@stretchdad.bsky.social) reply parent
Cognitive dissonance implies cognition.
Stretchdad vs the Dicktocracy (@stretchdad.bsky.social) reply parent
Hey, photog! Do his right ear next.
Stretchdad vs the Dicktocracy (@stretchdad.bsky.social) reply parent
Two Weeks in Tr*mp time means "never". 50 days must mean "fuhgeddaboudit".
Stretchdad vs the Dicktocracy (@stretchdad.bsky.social) reply parent
Wow. That "changed man" b.s. aged like guacamole left out in the summer sun.
Stretchdad vs the Dicktocracy (@stretchdad.bsky.social) reply parent
Please, PLEASE don't try to convince us that he's finally becoming "presidential".
Stretchdad vs the Dicktocracy (@stretchdad.bsky.social) reply parent
Moving the goalposts again, eh? By redefining"deals" as ransom notes.
Stretchdad vs the Dicktocracy (@stretchdad.bsky.social)
Heads up, WaPo, NYT, CNN, et al!
Stretchdad vs the Dicktocracy (@stretchdad.bsky.social) reply parent
"China, if you're listening..."
Stretchdad vs the Dicktocracy (@stretchdad.bsky.social) reply parent
Faint praise indeed. And generous, at that.
Stretchdad vs the Dicktocracy (@stretchdad.bsky.social) reply parent
I probably should have ditched them when they fired Ms. Sullivan and eliminated the Public Editor position.
Stretchdad vs the Dicktocracy (@stretchdad.bsky.social) reply parent
I canceled my NYT subscription today in the wake of that ludicrous Mamdani college application story.
Elise Wang (@elisewang.bsky.social) reposted
He proposes releasing some ICE prisoners to labor on farms where the employers will āown themā and be responsible for them. Historians have spent decades meticulously proving the straight line between slavery and modern capitalismās concept of the laborerāor we could just let them say it.
Stretchdad vs the Dicktocracy (@stretchdad.bsky.social) reply parent
I think we all know the real problem: some of those hands aren't white.
Stretchdad vs the Dicktocracy (@stretchdad.bsky.social) reply parent
I get the analogy, but always figured that -- if ignited -- he would burn like a three-alarm grease fire at a disreputable fast food joint.
Stretchdad vs the Dicktocracy (@stretchdad.bsky.social)
Frightening and precisely on-point.
Stretchdad vs the Dicktocracy (@stretchdad.bsky.social) reply parent
RFK Jr aligns neatly with the "pro-life" movement: focus 100% on the fetus and forget all about these kids after they're born.
Stretchdad vs the Dicktocracy (@stretchdad.bsky.social) reply parent
Worse: they don't give a rat's ass. Worse still: they prefer it this way.
David Corn (@davidcorn.bsky.social) reposted
Where are all the conservatives who have been up in arms about censorship, the suppression of free thought, cancel culture, etc.? That's really all just BS they use to smother thought they don't like.
Stretchdad vs the Dicktocracy (@stretchdad.bsky.social) reply parent
I don't care that it's only June. I'm nominating this for Clapback of the Year.
Stretchdad vs the Dicktocracy (@stretchdad.bsky.social) reply parent
But it's a very peaceful war! Many people are saying it. You know, in terms of bombs, we're the best. America has always had the best bombs. I've always been proud of that. It was my idea you know. The Bunker BUSTER. I told the generals, you know, we need a bomb just for deep bunkers. And they agree
shauna (@goldengateblond.bsky.social) reposted
this whole administration is like when they shut off the containment unit in āghostbustersā
Stretchdad vs the Dicktocracy (@stretchdad.bsky.social) reply parent
OMG, no! Then we'd have to watch the Orange Menace gyrating to the sounds of "Dancing Queen".
Stretchdad vs the Dicktocracy (@stretchdad.bsky.social) reply parent
White House: OK, but only if the King of Sweden presents it personally.
Stretchdad vs the Dicktocracy (@stretchdad.bsky.social) reply parent
Abstract expressionism at its finest.
Stretchdad vs the Dicktocracy (@stretchdad.bsky.social) reply parent
If the shoe fits, etc., etc.