also they never fuckin shut up about it of course people do not want to hang out with them
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also they never fuckin shut up about it of course people do not want to hang out with them
They got this man vacuum sealed inside that suit
Every single Savvy Political Insider™ who pretends that Trump's illegal power grabs are just another version of partisan maneuvering and not a true threat to democratic institutions and the country as a whole:
Jesus Christ what the fuck
It’s still happening
As a matter of politics it’s pretty baffling
I honestly don’t even get why conservatives try to pretend they aren’t just unrepentant liars at this point, like, what’s even the goal of trying to defend your honesty or whatever?
Dude has a type
Republicans wanted to be mad about Obama invading Texas so much they invented an invasion of Texas and pretended it was real for years (Jade Helm)
Imagine Obama did this
*All* the sperm?
It’s time to start primarying collaborators
@housedemocrats.bsky.social @democrats.org @judiciarydems.senate.gov
I’m not blaming Will for the insanity he seems to induce in some people, he’s (mostly) not trolling just saying stuff he believes, but if he legit just blocked assholes for a few days it would also largely subside. I’m not sure why he refuses to do that but he refused the same on Twitter
Education is a pretty strong correlation pretty much everywhere but the correlation exists for men as well as women and if you look at the drop in fertility over the last like 30 years it’s almost entirely because we’ve dropped teen pregnancy nearly to zero
Baffled that anyone still can’t see it
Love this for them
Only one career where you can make $330K/yr to pistol whip children and it doesn’t attract “good apples”
Go tell a member of the NRA they have to vote for a candidate who is going to ban ARs or an anti-abortion activist they have to vote for someone who will codify Roe. You either want these people’s votes or you don’t.
WaPo on who's responding to the ICE recruitment drive www.washingtonpost.com/immigration/...
Lotta talk about what’s wrong with Bluesky and I’m glad someone finally said it, y’all need to post better
Bullies aren’t going to cut off their victims, of course conservatives aren’t looking to cut off their liberal friends and family
“How’d you pay off your student loans?” “I tried to overthrow the United States government.”
Also all of those things can be done with a bare majority in Congress and a willing White House. What we cannot have is the dithering of current Democratic leadership.
The very first priorities for any incoming Democratic admin has to be to expand the Supreme Court, add PR and DC as states, ban partisan gerrymandering, and increase the number of House seats. That allows you to start fixing the damage without it immediately crumbling.
They’re always convinced they’ll be at the top of any hierarchy
They say DEI with a hard r
The word “hoax” is literally in the email address
Lmao we’re like a year from Trump announcing that he’s moving the pentagon to Arkansas
I wouldn’t call watching Bill Belichick eat shit in college ball a guilty pleasure because I do not feel at all guilty about it
if people yell at you for advocating "moderation" on trans rights on Bluesky but not on Twitter the reason for that might be because Elon Musk, the guy who runs and owns Twitter, explicitly censored trans people's accounts and posts.
Everyone out of the house and where they need to be on the first day of school.
Can’t believe the Nazi’s chatbot is saying Nazi shit
Awesome
Tell me you don’t have kids without telling me
I absolutely think they can’t fix it because it’s a logic question and logic requires understanding and LLMs don’t know what anything is
Median Republican political operative
I’m sure the “drugs aren’t sufficiently tested” whackjobs currently running the government will nip this in the bud? Yes?
Somebody ask Michael Stern to provide video of Kamala Harris advocating defunding the police
Lmao legitimately cooked his brain
Legitimately do not understand how it’s possible to misunderstand how a vehicle operates this badly
Blatantly illegal and prosecutable!
Fun fact, packing the court and implementing strict ethics rules could be accomplished with control of the White House and a bare majority in Congress!
One of my Supreme Court reform takes is they should be completely barred from taking any outside income (incl. publishing deals) and it should be particularly frowned upon, normatively, to be writing books. Memoirs are for writing after you retire, not five years into a lifetime appointment.
Sean O’Brien could not be reached for comment
God help me I just started a new game of Yakuza 0
“Enhanced” bro gimme your wallet real quick
I’ve never actually heard Tobolowksy pronounced, so I choose to believe…
It will never not be funny to me that Nate wrote a book like 10 years ago where he very explicitly warned against the exact kind of “have to have a take on everything with nothing to actually support it” pundit he has become
Land of the Free Home of the Brave
The history of food is just guys going “nah I bet it’s good” over and over again and mostly being wrong and spending the next 36 hours on death’s door until eventually finding something that doesn’t almost kill them and that becomes a staple of civilization
I have not stopped laughing at this for months. It's high time I shared it here in a bloop. Ya gotta say it out loud sometime.
I've never seen such a disconnect between Dem elected/staff/consultants and actual Dem voters. The latter understand what's going on. The former are awash in right-wing brainrot, hence @schatz.bsky.social blaming COVID mitigation and BLM marches for the GOP's wanton destruction of public health.
![@EsotericCD It was in this moment that many of us hanging on to a thin sliver of trust in our institutions irrevocably lost faith in them. One of the most poisonous blows to public trust in living memory - worse than the effect of the Iraq War in many ways. RFK Jr is a direct result of this. Quote Steve Guest @SteveGuest · Aug 31 Politico 5 years ago: [screenshot of article falsely claiming public health officials lied about COVID measures then abandoned them for BLM protests] Views](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:ddvus7otnqtlh7fdooxm6qat/bafkreihsypwydo5rcis7mc54cwct6h33l5co477nvh7g7hs7na2fz4jl3q@jpeg "Click to view full size")
Did you water has a higher ph than sulfuric acid??
Heritage, not (chicken fried) steak!
The party of marrying off teenage girls to adult men wants to look at your daughter's genitals, this is literally true and shouldn't require any effort to sell. President Pedophile should be the easiest thing imaginable to run against, and yet
I think Maher suffers from the same thing a lot of boomers do, he’s utterly terrified of being irrelevant.
I think the last two years tells us we can pretty definitively say Russia doesn’t belong on that list
Trump's contribution to our politics was exposing that conservatives don't care about any of the principles they've said are sacrosanct for 100 years, and all they wanted was to be openly evil instead of circuitously evil. The Democrats who win will be the ones who understand this and act like it
Why even do this?
It’s really hard to do insightful satire of right-wing weirdos because almost any ridiculous stance you can come up with, they’ll just express freely without a shred of irony.
The implication that you should be proud to “aspire” to like a lifted F-350 or whatever is so funny to me, you should maybe find an identity that isn’t based on something you buy?
It’s just a shame they only made three seasons
Is this where many such cases comes from??
I like the implication that undergoing the MRI carried a major injury risk
You know who never gets called "a biological male"? Biological males.
The future of the country depends on getting lickspittles like this out of office
Why are y’all making sexy watto a thing? Just… why?
Many such cases
I have noticed SO MANY people driving around with their phone held in front of the wheel and their eyes on the phone, not even at a stop light or anything, just driving down the road, it’s insane
Hell yeah action pants
Didn’t that guy get cut? What’s he supposed to pay the fine with?
Gavin is grandstanding on Twitter while punishing trans and houseless Californians. This is what he’d be doing if he wanted to really fight.
My favorite Guy is a tree guy named Tony (obviously in my phone as “Tony The Tree Guy”) who accidentally crushed our sewer pipe when taking down a tree (not his fault). We told him and he said he’d cover it. He recognized my wife in the grocery store, asked how much it was, pulled out his checkbook
Like
There’s a new woo woo thing called “shifting” where you basically fall asleep and then wake up in a different reality and normally I’m very anti this kind of thing but at this particular moment I honestly kind of get it
I legitimately don’t understand why anyone thinks we want this
one of the most important technological revolutions in history and it has nothing to do with AI. Trump and his petrostate paymasters want to stop it but at best they'll succeed at costing Americans billions by leaving us slower to adopt it.
Oh, I’m aware
One of the types of Guys is definitely the one who will come help you get a fridge out of a truck or move your washing machine or whatever, just extra hands to make some job easier
This is the way
Every once in awhile you gotta remind your gastrointestinal system who’s in charge
Every scapegoating moral panic is society trying desperately to reconcile revulsion at child sexual abuse and the scale of its prevalence with the aversion to dmitting that straight white cis men in positions of power over others are the main perpetrators.
If you haven’t decided it’s worth it to spend the $12 or so for the little screen roller tool yet, as I was the first few times I did this, trust me it is definitely worth it
Me, to my neighbor, elbow deep in their garbage disposal: “don’t do this”
Just occurred to me that I am becoming “a Guy” as I’ve fixed or replaced things in maybe a dozen houses in our neighborhood
It’s also a legit banger
The Devil Went Down To Georgia is the most American song ever written because in any other culture it would be a cautionary tale about hubris and meddling with dark powers but instead it’s about how this random fiddle player is so badass he beat the literal devil and then taunted him about it
Obviously Jory Jordan
just another sexy ass Saturday morning, at the emergency vet because my dog ate two corn cobs!!! How have dogs survived to this point given how much they love eating things that kill them!!! Anyway this would be a great time for lots of people to buy my bumper stickers
And has any politician or commentator ever - as in EVER - opined that right wingers and conservatives should “reach out to” or “try to address the concerns of” liberals and progressives? Seriously, has that EVER happened? Why is it always us who need to “understand” them and never vice versa?
Only relatable thing
Unfortunately nothing yet
theyre calling it the last great adventure folks, can you believe that? well we’re gonna do it better than anyone has ever dreamed before. theyre saying theyve never seen anyone heading toward the light quite as quickly, the biggest beautiful light theyve ever seen
lol
