Sturla Alvheim (@sturlalv.bsky.social) reply parent
Why so surprised? After all, a majority of English and Welsh voters voted for Brexit
Byråkrat, geograf, syklist, telemarkkjører, bergenser. Innkjøpsleder med sans for det fylkeskommunale samfunnsoppdraget.
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Why so surprised? After all, a majority of English and Welsh voters voted for Brexit
Sturla Alvheim (@sturlalv.bsky.social) reply parent
Har en førstegangsvelger i hus, og slik hun beskriver nivået på politiske diskusjoner på en annen av byens skoler er vel (for å resirkulere vintage SV) prevensjon mer nødvendig...
Sturla Alvheim (@sturlalv.bsky.social) reply parent
If the Nobel Peace Prize is awarded to DJT, I will personally travel to Oslo to defecate on the steps of the Nobel Committee building. However, as the committee leader's previous job was heading the rebuild of Utøya after the terrorist attack in 2011, I find that rather unlikely...
Sturla Alvheim (@sturlalv.bsky.social) reply parent
Jarle Råum...
Sturla Alvheim (@sturlalv.bsky.social)
If this piece of journalism won't make your blood boil and stomach churn... www.bbc.com/news/videos/...
Sturla Alvheim (@sturlalv.bsky.social)
Morten Sandøy prøvde, men fikk ikke en tydelig ukomfortabel utviklingsminister til å ta ordet "folkemord" i sin munn. Feigt, men ikke uventet @arbeiderpartiet.bsky.social
Sturla Alvheim (@sturlalv.bsky.social)
@syklistenebergen.bsky.social Ettersom jeg har forlatt fjesboken prøver jeg å stille spørsmålet her: Fruens elsykkel rapporterer avanserte feilmeldinger, og jeg trenger tips til gode Bafang-ressurser i Bergen. Anyone?
Sturla Alvheim (@sturlalv.bsky.social) reply parent
Du må ikke glemme at RBK-spillerne hadde veldig høye skuldre i går...
Sturla Alvheim (@sturlalv.bsky.social) reply parent
Thorstein Veblen coined the term "Conspicuous Consumtion" a century ago. The Orange Felon ups the ante and goes for "Conspicuous Malevolence"
Sturla Alvheim (@sturlalv.bsky.social)
The district energy supplier to the US embassy in Oslo, Norway, flatly refuses to sign the Orange Felon's order to scrap their DEI initiatives. Curious to see if embassy staff will be required to wear extra overcoats to work 😜 energiwatch.no/nyheter/poli...
Sturla Alvheim (@sturlalv.bsky.social) reply parent
...men de kunne trollet litt med å spørre om hun vet hva gjennomsnittlig utvinningsgrad er på norsk sokkel 😜
Sturla Alvheim (@sturlalv.bsky.social) reply parent
As 49% of the electorate is happy to allow their fellow Americans to suffer preventable diseases, the Norwegian government is among the many offering scientific sanctuary to the bright minds who find Trump 2.0 untenable. Please be welcome!
Sturla Alvheim (@sturlalv.bsky.social) reply parent
Keep the jackass triggered - more fun (as in schadenfreude) and (even) less efficient that way 😁
Sturla Alvheim (@sturlalv.bsky.social)
Hyggestund med Sofie Høgestøl, @eirikbergesen.bsky.social og gjester - 100 dager med Trump.
Sturla Alvheim (@sturlalv.bsky.social)
Welcome: www.theguardian.com/education/20...
Sturla Alvheim (@sturlalv.bsky.social) reply parent
Norwegian TV pundit Fredrik Skavlan is also an accomplished cartoonist, and has published this zinger, respectfully borrowed from his Instagram account:
Sturla Alvheim (@sturlalv.bsky.social) reply parent
en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/2008_Ch... for instance?
Sturla Alvheim (@sturlalv.bsky.social)
I guess meeting VPOTUS face to face should now come with a serious health warning...?
Sturla Alvheim (@sturlalv.bsky.social) reply parent
Same comparison could be made between Texas and Saudi Arabia: Distinct headgear, unintelligible language, ample supply of firearms and state control of female reproductive functions. Only difference is sloppy joe or hummus on spare ribs...
Sturla Alvheim (@sturlalv.bsky.social) reply parent
Quite confident that ending the war by granting every Putin's demand, which seems to be Trump's only strategy, will fail to impress the Nobel Committee...
Sturla Alvheim (@sturlalv.bsky.social) reply parent
A wellknown downside of a for-profit heath care system is that it incentivizes overtreatment.
Sturla Alvheim (@sturlalv.bsky.social) reply parent
...og uansett hadde det IKKE vært bedre om Brann hadde fått del i disse midlene - de hadde sølt det vekk på flere Mika Kottila'er, garantert 😜
Sturla Alvheim (@sturlalv.bsky.social) reply parent
Er såpass gammel at jeg mener å minnes at RBK og LSK fikk tilskudd/subsidier fra NFF til utvikling, og at RBK klarte å omsette dette i nesten to tiår med kontinuerlig suksess. Ja, det er flere grunner til RBKs dominans (NAE...), men de fikk stå på skuldrene til resten
Sturla Alvheim (@sturlalv.bsky.social)
Looking forward to the Maga crowd realising that essential merch for the faithful has been slapped with a 104% price increase. Will they be able to connect the dots?
Sturla Alvheim (@sturlalv.bsky.social) reply parent
American guano collectors are probably happy, though...🐧
Sturla Alvheim (@sturlalv.bsky.social) reply parent
Apparently, the probable optics of demonstrations and "Yankees go home"-banners became too much of a liability, so now JD's heading over to the Thule/Pittufik AFB that's already in Greenland. Poor Usha will get no cultural immersion...
Sturla Alvheim (@sturlalv.bsky.social) reply parent
We Europeans know a majority of voters didn't vote for the orange felon, so if you bring some suitable Resistance merch, you should be good. Welcome, but don't expect me to travel to the US before 2029. Canada, though...
Sturla Alvheim (@sturlalv.bsky.social)
Fun (?) fact. The proverbial chain saw that Elon held aloft, is a Chinese product, as per Teknisk Ukeblad (www.tu.no/artikler/mus...). Apparently the artist who pimped the gift on behalf of Argentinian president Milei, is currently preparing one for Trump as well.
Sturla Alvheim (@sturlalv.bsky.social) reply parent
Team tries to pull a whataboutism, claiming that all teams cheat...we just suck at it...
Sturla Alvheim (@sturlalv.bsky.social)
Not lost on the irony that the USA has to beg Denmark for eggs while at the same time threatening to annex Greenland...so much winning...
Sturla Alvheim (@sturlalv.bsky.social) reply parent
Logic and ketamine goes together like water and oil, so Lonnie will likely ax high speed rail as unprofitable while at the same time awarding a DOT contract to Hyperloop to "fix it"...
Sturla Alvheim (@sturlalv.bsky.social) reply parent
For the record: the US contribution to Ukraine during the war is around $130bn, and trails Europe's total commitment. Quite audacious then to charge a 300% fee. With friends like these...
Sturla Alvheim (@sturlalv.bsky.social)
The war in Ukraine provided the ultimate use case for Starlink. What better way to demonstrate the need for alternatives than threats to deny service if Zelenskyy won't do Musk's bidding?
Sturla Alvheim (@sturlalv.bsky.social) reply parent
Whatever drugs he's on to stand up straight, he ought to dial down the dose significantly
Sturla Alvheim (@sturlalv.bsky.social) reply parent
Eagerly awaiting news that Norway's sovereign wealth fund has sold their shares, taking the stink off my future pension...
Sturla Alvheim (@sturlalv.bsky.social) reply parent
Kjære påskenisse - kan du fikse en edit-funksjon mot skriveleifer i Bluesky snøggast?
Sturla Alvheim (@sturlalv.bsky.social)
VG skriver at Kari Elisabeth Kaski (SV) krever at Norge får en avtale med EU som sikrer unntak for mottiltakene mot Tromp-toll. Det finnes, og heter medlemskap. Det burde SV prøve.
Sturla Alvheim (@sturlalv.bsky.social)
Maybe time for a reread of some literature from 2018 or thereabouts?
Sturla Alvheim (@sturlalv.bsky.social) reply parent
4 out of every 5 tons of aluminium processed in US factories are imported, and the lead times for capacity increases are...long. This has the looks of another dud...
Sturla Alvheim (@sturlalv.bsky.social) reply parent
Senterpartiet og deres forfedre i Bondepartiet har vel aldri vært utpreget progressive?
Sturla Alvheim (@sturlalv.bsky.social) reply parent
Velkommen til gards, Pete!
Sturla Alvheim (@sturlalv.bsky.social) reply parent
No @ianbremmer.com - that's plain lazy. Claudia won this contest hands down. Committing 10K personell to the border is clever and not very costly - just wonder if Trudeau can play Trump the same way.
Sturla Alvheim (@sturlalv.bsky.social) reply parent
High quality trolling of white old biggots. Well played!
Sturla Alvheim (@sturlalv.bsky.social) reply parent
My daughter's junior high, right in my neighborhood 👍
Sturla Alvheim (@sturlalv.bsky.social) reply parent
Blir skuffet om dere lar sjansen gå fra dere til å kjøre noen ordspill på at CEO i Blue Origin heter Dave Limp...😜
Sturla Alvheim (@sturlalv.bsky.social) reply parent
Et trivelig, men akk så traumatisk, spøkelse hjemsøker ungdommen
Sturla Alvheim (@sturlalv.bsky.social) reply parent
Yes
Erwan Rivault (@erwanrivault.com) reposted
NEW: 2024 has just been confirmed as the warmest year on record, and the first to breach the 1.5C threshold. We used a ridgeline (Joy Division inspired) chart to visualise daily temperature anomalies since 1940. 2024 clearly stands out with 100% of its days above 1.3C and 75% above 1.5C.
Sturla Alvheim (@sturlalv.bsky.social) reply parent
Fun fact: in 1931 Norwegian whalers and fur trappers tried to annex part of the east coast of Greenland on behalf of Norway. Despite support from (among others) Vidkun Quisling, the initiative failed and the Norwegian claim was defeated in the Hague.
Sturla Alvheim (@sturlalv.bsky.social)
Ok, still learning how to repost properly...🙈
Mark Cuban (@mcuban.bsky.social) reposted
Does anyone have a contact for Ann ? Would love to discuss with her the possibility of partnering with her to publish her cartoons exclusively on @bluesky
Sturla Alvheim (@sturlalv.bsky.social)
Sun says: damned if I'll be outdone by those pesky humans and their fireworks. #auroraborealis
Sturla Alvheim (@sturlalv.bsky.social)
Burnt (candied) almonds with a whiff of whiskey - highly recommended Christmas snack!
Sturla Alvheim (@sturlalv.bsky.social)
Forundret over at ingen FrPere har bedt syriske flyktninger dra hjem ennå. Det er jo opptil flere timer siden Assad falt - er dere ute av trening?
Sturla Alvheim (@sturlalv.bsky.social) reply parent
Suggest checking out @mazzucatom.bsky.social's book "The Entrepreneurial State", debunking the myths of private vs public in innovation
Sturla Alvheim (@sturlalv.bsky.social)
Vestland fylkeskommune ansetter! Innkjøpsseksjonen søker strategisk innkjøper til min enhet, med arbeidssted Leikanger eller Bergen. Sjekk ut og send søknad via 240010.webcruiter.no/Main2/Recrui...
Sturla Alvheim (@sturlalv.bsky.social)
Takk for i år, @brann.no - vi snakkes i slutten av mars.
Sturla Alvheim (@sturlalv.bsky.social)
Når man skal ha en bergenskjent britisk Brann-tilhenger på besøk ifm siste serierunde og medaljejag... #skbrann
Sturla Alvheim (@sturlalv.bsky.social) reply parent
Funker i alle fall på norsk #sykkel